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Another ~28 hours of downtime, this time because of the ISP. They haven't told me why.

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This is resource CQXZLEC, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:14/7 -2017 00:45:00

Ended:14/7 -2017 18:48:37

Checked:14/7 -2017 20:33:20

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3261841/gary-online
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 31.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: gary_online.swf-(3.23 MB, 800x600, Game)
[_] Gary Online Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)18:38:10 No.3261841

  do you need more training?

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)18:50:14 No.3261843

  >>3261841
  I can repeat the training all day if that means I get to arrest and beat up more niggers

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)19:19:52 No.3261847

  how to win ?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)19:28:33 No.3261850

  games too hard

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)20:28:36 No.3261858

  >>3261843
  It's just a simulation.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)20:41:17 No.3261861

  nice brainwashing there

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)21:04:47 No.3261865

  This can't be training, there's no option to shoot all the niggers.
  #blacklivesarecompletelyirrelevant

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)21:25:19 No.3261867

  >>3261841
  apparently I need more
  "traing"

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:03:45 No.3261876

  Creator of this is another cucked retard. Any reasonable officer would assume his or her fellow
  officers to be reasonable, so it is strategically superior to beat a nigger if you see an officer
  already beating a nigger. The natural assumption is "This individual must have done something to
  warrant the violent attention of my ally", not "Omg this mean officer is violating the rights of
  this melanin superior being, please forgive us!".

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:15:07 No.3261881

  >>3261841
  >tfw nobody got the point of this

  you need more training because you hesitated, you considered your options (which were also
  lukewarm). now go back to the simulation until you know what to do without even needing to think
  about it, and remember you have a gun.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:29:07 No.3261884

  >>3261881
  The speed you click it has literally no effect you fucking retard.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:35:11 No.3261887

  BEEP
  BOOP
  BEEP
  BOOP

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:36:02 No.3261888

  This could and should be used in official training just to remind cops of what their job actually
  is. Helping people and upholding their individual freedoms.

  gg

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:39:53 No.3261891

  >>3261876
  B-but he's unarmed. How could he do anything wrong?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:42:59 No.3261892

  >>3261884
  >thinking it's about the clicking
  the game is irrelevant. the fact so little people understand this is why the world is as it is.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:43:42 No.3261894

  >arresting angry teens will only make them more aggressive and hopeless later in life, better to
  help them understand how stupid and destructive petty anger can be rather than ignite their
  flames and groom them to be criminals
  >running man is only suspicious if he's sprinting as though he's fleeing, and not just jogging as
  though he's exercising
  >you shouldn't hastily report your fellow officer and potentially cost him his job, but continued
  physical attack on an unarmed criminal probably is unnecessary, the officer should be able to
  just restrain and handcuff him especially if he's just a teenager. Excessive treatment like that
  is unjust, what reason could there be to beat him? If he's fighting the cop should be able to at
  least just taser him, painful but quicker and less potential for permanent damage
  I get that you guys hate blacks but come on, this is basic logic. Imprisonment is highly
  detrimental to the prisoner's psyche and should be reserved for people who absolutely shouldn't
  be roaming freely through society. But it's weird that they call this training when there's no
  instruction beyond "try again." What kind of job tells you "welcome, now go out there and if you
  make a mistake, just don't" without telling you what you did wrong or why it was wrong?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)22:57:24 No.3261902

  This game is severely imbalanced and poorly designed. Cannot advance when playing perfectly.
  #blacklivessplatter>>3261894
  >you guys hate blacks
  smfh famalam, you probably argue unironically in /pol/, don't you.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)23:04:01 No.3261905

  I can't get past beating the guy

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)23:13:55 No.3261909

  /pol/ was a mistake

  There is nothing wrong the game

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)23:34:06 No.3261914

  >>3261894
  >If he's fighting the cop should be able to at least just taser him, painful but quicker and less
  potential for permanent damage
  I'm down with what you're saying except for this bit. Tasers can actually seriously fuck people
  up with heart problems of any kind, diagnosed or not, minor or major.
  See, the problem with tasers, stun guns, pepper sprays, saps and other "nonlethal weapons" is
  that the human body is an animal that's really, really invested in staying conscious under pretty
  much any circumstances except for sleep. You can't MAKE somebody fall unconscious unless you A)
  trick their brain into turning on sleep circuits (which, if you overdose them, can kill them) or
  B) damage the brain/body to the extent that it is forced to temporarily shut down -- which,
  obviously, is pretty bad for whatever's getting damaged. And the necessity of that serious amount
  of damage to subdue a human body in flight/fight mode, KO or not, is pretty close to the amount
  necessary to prevent it from functioning ever again.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/13/17(Thu)23:47:32 No.3261920

  Why is there no option to arrest the teenager that my fellow officer of law is apprehending? He
  is obviously resisting arrest and needs to be persecuted.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)00:55:16 No.3261938

  >>3261914
  I'm pretty sure tasers are not to make people sleep, instead just to roll on the ground and cry
  in pain for a few minutes.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)01:00:19 No.3261939

  >>3261841
  SHEEEEIT WHY DON'T DEM COP GO MATRIX N' SHIT AND SHOOT DAT NIGGA IN THE LEGS LIKE WOT xD

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)03:45:14 No.3261956

  I remember programming on Scratch, back in the day

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)04:53:19 No.3261981

  >>3261920
  >persecuted
  careful choice of words, I see.

  >>3261956
  Are you sure this isn't made in Alice?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)06:47:32 No.3261997

  >>3261894
  >Excessive treatment like that is unjus
  not just that: all those Dirty Harry wannabes forget that, EVEN IF THE OFFICER SHOULD BE IN THE
  RIGHT and there was a reason for a forceful arrest, beating the suspect AFTER it has been
  arrested might be grounds for a good lawyer getting him out. TL;DR: - beating the inocent = bad.
  Beating the guilty = worse.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)06:48:49 No.3261998

  >>3261938
  When they work as intended. What was the last time a govcernment-issue equipment made by the
  lowest bidder ALWASY functioned as intended?

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)10:10:08 No.3262041

  >>3261981
  That green flag at the beginning of the flash begs to differ, but I haven't heard of Alice before

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)11:36:23 No.3262065

  >>3261892
  >The world is as it is because so little people understand that the game is irrelevant
  u fukin wot

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)12:02:24 No.3262070

  >>3261841
  I was hoping this was an mmo where everybody played as a guy called Gary.

>> [_] Anonymous 07/14/17(Fri)12:43:32 No.3262076

  >>3261891
  >Stealing
  >Vandalism
  >Harassment
  Just because he doesn't have a gun it doesn't mean he didn't do any crimes



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