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>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 32516 Fun Fact: It's not actually confirmed (The commissioner was "anonymous") but everyone pretty much knows that the person that commissioned this is the same person that commissioned "beef_curtains.swf" (Their name is Satch, by the way) [IMG] d61d23117fe49e06412b4e64108b882c.swf (8.62 MiB) 700x392, Uncompressed. 1351 frames, 15 fps (01:30). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. [find in archive]
>> Anon 32519 This is attractive how?
>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 32520 >># Who the hell said I found this attractive?
>> Anon 32521 i will hit you with a brick you anus
>> Anon 32531 >># You didn't I'm trying to get someone to explain how anyone could find this attractive.
>> Anon 32536 >># People have their kinks.
>> Anon 32537 I'm not to sure what I'm seeing from the preview pic, but if it's the same person that commissioned curtains, I'm not taking my chances. Thanks for the heads up.
>> Horsie 32538 >># It's a video of two female furries fingering themselves. One has long vaginal lips, but not extreme as Beef Curtains. The general quality is pretty good.
>> Anon 32544 >># Haha! I hope so or else it's spreading.
>> Anon 32546 There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little beef curtain thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Swfchan Gold Account, so you just choose the flash. Oh, and we all know the flash. The “epic” beef curtains, isn’t it? I imagine you little ass laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Swfchan posting about fucking beef curtains. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic beeffag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “Beef cutains” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>> Anon 32553 >># Such copy pasta skills, its also not very good copy pasta.
>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 32561 >># I've never actually looked at beef_curtains.swf, I just know it's the same person responsible for it
>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 32562 >># They are literally the ONLY person with this kink, it's not hard to make the connection
>> Anon 32573 well, at least the quality is better. now if only this artist could stop being such a faggot
>> Anon 32590 >># You are a poor liar and rather dense one at that. Anyone who bumped Beed_curtains out of spite knows about the autist-furfag artist; the author.
>> Anon 32594 >># what kink, is it about furries?
>> Jake from Statefarm 32601 Counterkink this shit with female circumcision fact for those who don't know: This "Beef curtain" fetish is literally invented by the author and is one of the only known fans