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>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 4may2016(we)01:08 No.32516 OP P1
Fun Fact: It's not actually confirmed (The commissioner was "anonymous") but everyone pretty much
knows that the person that commissioned this is the same person that commissioned
"beef_curtains.swf"
(Their name is Satch, by the way)
[IMG] d61d23117fe49e06412b4e64108b882c.swf (8.62 MiB)
700x392, Uncompressed. 1351 frames, 15 fps (01:30).
Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: No. Text: No.
Bitmaps: No. Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.
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>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)02:19 No.32519 A P2R1
This is attractive how?
>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 4may2016(we)02:46 No.32520 OP P3R2
>>32519
Who the hell said I found this attractive?
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)03:37 No.32521 B P4R3
i will hit you with a brick you anus
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)06:49 No.32531 A P5R4
>>32520
You didn't I'm trying to get someone to explain how anyone could find this attractive.
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)08:48 No.32536 C P6R5
>>32531
People have their kinks.
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)10:11 No.32537 D P7R6
I'm not to sure what I'm seeing from the preview pic, but if it's the same person that commissioned
curtains, I'm not taking my chances.
Thanks for the heads up.
>> Horsie 4may2016(we)10:17 No.32538 E P8R7
>>32537
It's a video of two female furries fingering themselves. One has long vaginal lips, but not extreme
as Beef Curtains.
The general quality is pretty good.
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)14:00 No.32544 F P9R8
>>32516
Haha! I hope so or else it's spreading.
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)14:12 No.32546 G P10R9
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the
funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen
which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type
your little beef curtain thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the
captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Swfchan Gold Account, so
you just choose the flash. Oh, and we all know the flash. The “epic” beef curtains, isn’t it? I
imagine you little ass laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor,
but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So
sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all
his time on Swfchan posting about fucking beef curtains. Just imagine this. She had you, and then
she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a
NEET. A pathetic beeffag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad
it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all
you say is “Beef cutains” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad
little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that
he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
>> Anonymous 4may2016(we)15:06 No.32553 A P11R10
>>32546
Such copy pasta skills, its also not very good copy pasta.
>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 4may2016(we)20:52 No.32561 OP P12R11
>>32546
I've never actually looked at beef_curtains.swf, I just know it's the same person responsible for it
>> Beef Curtains 2: Electric Boogaloo 4may2016(we)20:53 No.32562 OP P13
>>32544
They are literally the ONLY person with this kink, it's not hard to make the connection
>> Anonymous 5may2016(th)06:40 No.32573 H P14R12
well, at least the quality is better.
now if only this artist could stop being such a faggot
>> Anonymous 5may2016(th)17:51 No.32590 I P15
>>32561
You are a poor liar and rather dense one at that.
Anyone who bumped Beed_curtains out of spite knows about the autist-furfag artist; the author.
>> Anonymous 5may2016(th)21:14 No.32594 J P16R13
>>32562
what kink, is it about furries?
>> Jake from Statefarm 6may2016(fr)01:05 No.32601 K P17R14
Counterkink this shit with female circumcision
fact for those who don't know: This "Beef curtain" fetish is literally invented by the author and
is one of the only known fans
