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>> [_] Anon 3286473 >pseudo edgy cookie cutter position
>> [_] Anon 3286474 >># this
>> [_] Anon 3286479 >># this
>> [_] Anon 3286481 >># this
>> [_] Anon 3286488 >were bad people because we kill animals
>> [_] Anon 3286489 >># Humans haven't ever really done anything good for the planet have they?
>> [_] Anon 3286491 >># our ancestors that only hoped to not get eaten by some animal would like to have a word with you.
>> [_] Anon 3286503 awoo
>> [_] Anon 3286543 >># The only point that it makes that is worth noting is near the end about over-consumption. Everything else just seems kinda silly. Killing things for sustenance is natural, mass-killing like we do now drains the resource pool faster than it can be replenished.
>> [_] Anon 3286551 >># Define "good for the planet"
>> [_] Anon 3286552 Stupid liberals, aliens don't exist
>> [_] Anon 3286558 steve cutts seems to acknowlege that man has done awesome stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3286561 >># I wonder if they realise that half of the animals that humanity is supposedly brutally murdering were bred by human activity and wouldn't exist otherwise spoilers: they fuckin don't because this was made my psuedointellectual morons
>> [_] Anon 3286568 liberal hipster hippie pussies have no right to complain unless they literally give up every single thing about civilization and go live in the wilderness, naked, and hunt with their bare hands and eat wild fruits and berries. Not even fire or wooden tools are allowed, as that soon becomes a slippery slope into CIVILIZATION. Only then will I legitimately listen when they bitch about the progress of mankind. It's ironic, because these liberal hipster cunts always talk about how great science is and how everyone who opposes them are "backwards thinking bigots who stand in the face of SCIENCE and PROGRESS" and yet here they are bitching about MUH PLANET ABLOOBLOO
>> [_] Anon 3286569 >># why didn't he kill and eat the aliens? other than that it's pretty baller
>> [_] Anon 3286570 >># yeah, seems like a rad dude
>> [_] Anon 3286580 >># >being this buttmad
>> [_] Anon 3286583 Lesson learned - next time kill the aliens as well.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3286584 >># Genocide of other humans comes to mind.
>> [_] Anon 3286587 what an edgy ending with them aliens really showing the bad guy who's the boss. damn
>> [_] :v 3286590 not awooo~ 0/10
>> [_] Anon 3286596 >># Holy shit that mother fucker didnt give a fuck, he just went in fucked shit up and made civilization from fucking magic. he didnt even glance at the animals he killed he just slaughtered them like the badass motherfucker he is, goddamn
>> [_] Anon 3286599 >># yeah but he just sat there like a dummy and let the ayylmao's curbstomp him what happened to those cool guns of his?
>> [_] Anon 3286600 >># He wasn't a true /k/ommando. After he bent the earth to his will he rested on his laurels rather than turn his eyes to the stars. He should have suspected the aliens immediately, technology implies belligerence after all.
>> [_] Anon 3286602 >># Dude straight up did not have a fuck to give. He just couldn't be assed to care. Cold blooded as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3286607 >># you silly if all of them go out there they might team up and that might lead into civilization
>> [_] Anon 3286613 This thread is full of butthurt edgelord twelve year olds trying really hard not to admit mankind is a plague on nature. >># No, we're bad people because we refuse to leave any shred of land unharmed for the rest of the life on Earth. When all the remaining salmon on the planet is shitty grey farm-raised garbage and land all but a select few domesticated creatures like cows are wiped off the face of the planet, fucktards like you will be to blame. >># >hey we're good people remember how we bred some animals to be dependent on us and then tortured them for thousands of years, generation after generation? >># They aren't mad at all human technology, retard. People who complain about this kind of thing are typically arguing that we've overstepped our boundaries by taking over the entire planet and becoming the next mass extinction event. >MUH PLANET ABLOOBLOO So you sincerely think the whole planet should be some sort of nigger megalopolis then? You're so pathetically determined not to look like a tree-hugger that you've decided you honestly think it's okay to dump garbage into the oceans, wipe out entire forests and wreck our atmosphere with unnaturally high CO2 and methane emissions? I'm glad your inbred offspring will be forced to live with your lazy, moronic, short-sighted, selfish actions. You people are fucking stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3286615 Which is more likely? >One person made up a fuckton of evidence that global climate change is real and convinced nearly the entire scientific body of his lies to make money in the stock market or >A bunch of lobbyists were hired by filthy kike petrol company owners to bribe their horrific actions into staying legal and are now trying and succeeding in convincing a bunch of Dumbfuckistanis that the laziest route, the one where they don't change anything about their disgusting lifestyles, is also morally sound
>> [_] Anon 3286616 >># by mankind I think you mean the behavior of unchecked greedy rich normal people can function in pretty clean and sustainable societies America was actually pretty clean and sustainable until the latter half of the 19th century when bad people got wealthy and in control of a massive system of rape and pillaging to sustain the endless growth of "GDP" or whatever. If you want a good example of a modern 1st world nation that doesn't fuck up nature because its culture isn't fucked over yet and it doesn't have open borders then look at Japan. Ever been to Japan? Very clean, they respect and preserve nature. Yes modern European nation's have become fucked and are ruining the planet along with copy cats like China & India who only became that way because of Western leadership controlling or helping them. But quit acting like all people are part of it... its the 1% not the 99%
>> [_] Anon 3286626 >># Earth abides
>> [_] Anon 3286635 >># lol what a fucking retard. people didnt know that we could fuck up the earth, now we do, and practically everyone on earth who isn't starving to death are currently fixing the mistakes that people made in the past. you aren't because you're a worthless waste of space but keep being mad
>> [_] Anon 3286638 >># He's obviously a masochist, he hired those ayy lmaos to help him get his rocks off thats why they were so hesitant to stomp on him in the first place
>> [_] Anon 3286640 >># >Blaming all of man kind Maybe one out of 10 million people are directly responsible for anything you're complaining about unless if you think buying products from corporations who do this thing makes you directly responsible, in which case you're a hypocrite unless if you've somehow managed to connect to the internet on a rock.
>> [_] Anon 3286641 >># If anything, you're the butthurt 12 year old. Edgy PETA activists are all universally butthurt liberals and teenagers.

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>> [_] Anon 3179519 >># I'm sure the creator meant to make people feel bad but this is clearly Triumph of Civilization: Advancement of Knowledge: The Inevitability of Life 2: Electric Boogaloo
>> [_] Anon 3179529 >># Is that the cosmic edition? or the classic?
>> [_] Anon 3179532 >># Galaxy Of The Universe edition
>> [_] Anon 3179537 >># I believe it's the Existential Collection
>> [_] Anon 3179588 I have a capitalism boner right now
>> [_] Anon 3179594 WTF, aliens can't be much better unless they had some sort of advantage that humans do not. Humans did nothing wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3179598 Oh look, one species had its prime go a bit better than most Personify mankind, forget to factor in that 'sin' is just a manifestation of our desire to forward the survival of the amalgam we call sentience. If you want to stop the destruction, make efficiency desirable to the naturally consumptive race you call mankind
>> [_] Anon 3179599 >># >Ayy lamos are all super peaceful and nature loving or ultra ethical AIs made by former asshole races >Humans are the only race who still acts like this Fucking humans, dindus of the universe.
>> [_] Anon 3179606 i wish slam poetry would just die already
>> [_] Anon 3179608 >'hurr fire bad thomas edison was a witch': The animation
>> [_] Anon 3179610 doesn't explain how those aliums got the metal for their saucer. > extracted it from the bloodstreams of cute fluffy animals on their homeworld, via torture
>> [_] Anon 3179611 CHAOTIC EVIL HUMANITY FUCK YEAH
>> [_] Anon 3179618 >># I hate how pseudo intellectual animations like this are
>> [_] Anon 3179622 >It all just happens by magic This is what these people actually believe
>> [_] Anon 3179626 its truthful political satire on human nature yet people here blinded by /pol/ and the like dismiss it as left wing garbage >because anything trump doesn't believe in is wrong even if you dont think climate change is real, the over-exploitation and degradation of natural resources is a real factor that can't be denied. we are living above our means, and future generations will suffer from it.
>> [_] Anon 3179628 why didn't he shoot them with his guns?
>> [_] Anon 3179629 >># Guns are illegal!
>> [_] Anon 3179633 >># I have a feeling aliens aren't peaceful. You don't get to the top of the universe by being the nice guys.
>> [_] Anon 3179641 >># how would you know? Oh great and powerful grand pooh-bah of the known universe.
>> [_] Anon 3179648 >># Hey buddy, fuck you. Go die with nature. Humans are going to fucking win. We are better than that.
>> [_] Anon 3179651 >># I feel your pain. But understand this: /pol/ finally "won" this year. These anons spew a combination of /r9k/ robot and /pol/ memes in lieu of independent thought. They don't want to think what they're saying is just edgy and wrong, yet they're not being sarcastic either. I remember when the boiler plate of "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here." actually meant just that. As for the over-exploitation of natural resources and the extinction of thousands of animals a year, I agree completely. They're hypocrites. They'll say X animal is cool, yet approve of annihilating its habitat. They'll say going innawoods or hunting is fun and also approve of the clear-cutting and strip-mining industries. Indeed, future generations will suffer if we stay silent and let hypocrites and robots run the show.
>> [_] Anon 3179653 >># nice movie, humans are so superior to all other species that it's ridiculous
>> [_] Anon 3179655 >># Who gives a shit about animals, what have they done with their lives? They are born, eat, fuck, kill and die. Look around you, look at your computer. SEE WHAT MANKIND HAS ACCOMPLISHED. Dude fuck nature lmao Genetic modification soon, transfer of brains into robotic bodies when? Let us remove our dependance on nature so we can remove it entirely.
>> [_] Anon 3179656 >># >If you want to stop the destruction There's only one way to stop the destruction, call an exteramantus on earth so that no lifeform can ever exploit another lifeform again.
>> [_] Anon 3179657 >># >Aliens are wise and don't break law of conservation of matter! Because not only do I want to believe, I want to believe Humans are EBIL (the WORST) buzz off >># We can afford to worry about planet-sized zoos and city-sized gardens around the time we are no longer dependent on one planet or one garden. also, >if you believe thing I don't believe and aren't sarcastic, you're just edgy and wrong! There is nothing hypocritical about liking the look of an animal and not putting its existence above the well-being of fellow man.
>> [_] Anon 3179659 >># Man is an animal too. Just a remarkable one. >genetic modification soon More like right now STALKER. Human 2.0 coming soon to an unregulated emerging economy near you! >transfer brains into robot bodies when Robot bodies are for robots silly. You don't even need to transfer your brain anyways. Instead you'll just remote pilot/believe you are remote piloting but actually interacting with a collective delusion using a hacked together BCI for interfacing with a half mad autistic savant AI switchboard and tripping hard on designer nanobot drugs like accelera. The future looks so bright gotta wear shades!
>> [_] Anon 3179663 I'M AN APEX PREDATOR
>> [_] Anon 3179666 >># RAWR >:3
>> [_] Anon 3179671 OUCH! I cut my fucking fingers on this animation's edge...
>> [_] Anon 3179673 wtf i hate man now
>> [_] Anon 3179674 >># >They'll say going innawoods or hunting is fun and also approve of the clear-cutting and strip-mining industries. Hunters are unlikely allies to conservation efforts. They can't hunt trophy animals if the trophy animals have no habitat to live in.
>> [_] Anon 3179680 >># Do you really think we are the only one species that doomed themselves? And think about it, on the process of killing our own species we made bombs powerful enough to have intelligent life with the access to electronic scanners detect the explosion from few galaxies away. I think that's quite the feat.
>> [_] Anon 3179681 >># Well I hope you like the look of an animal in books and recordings, because that's all you'll have left.
>> [_] Anon 3179686 >># > 500,000 years ago, an evil white man destroyed the world with two magic wands Fascinating, why didn't I learn about this in school?
>> [_] Anon 3179689 >># Because we buried that magic forever lest it ever be used again. If just one guy could destroy the world with two magic wands, imagine what would happen now with seven fucking billion humans.
>> [_] Anon 3179711 THIS IS WHY MALE OPPRESSION IN A PATRIARCHY IS CAUSING MY GENDERS TO BE EXPLOITED. Would not happen if this flash was named woman.swf!
>> [_] Anon 3179724 Before the aliens arrived it was pretty much like Dark Souls 3
>> [_] Anon 3179728 >># wtf i hate humans now
>> [_] Anon 3179736 Smh like this nigga would have the same snakeskin boots through all that. Totally unbelievable.
>> [_] Anon 3179740 >># we'll probably create robots much smarter than us and they will treat us like we treated the animals
>> [_] Anon 3179741 >># You want to stop living beyond our means? Reduce the deficit and debt. But you don't want to do that because you're a fucking hypocrite and what you actually want is to increase spending on "green" subsidies in blissful economic ignorance.

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[_] #blackliesmatter Anon 3111867
>> [_] Anon 3111869 K
>> [_] Anon 3111874 this is gay
>> [_] Anon 3111883 >># That is so beautiful, welcome guy is the pinnacle of badass we all wish we could achieve for ourselves.
>> [_] Anon 3111920 I forget what fucking song is this?
>> [_] Anon 3111922 Nvm I'm retarded and already found it lmao
>> [_] Anon 3111927 >># In the Hall of the Mountain King
>> [_] Anon 3111929 I wonder if he steve cutts himself on all that edge
>> [_] Anon 3111930 >Implying that any of the domesticated animals we have now existed in the same forms 500,000 years ago >Implying ayy lamos are likely to get off their home planet without industrialized society and exploitation >Implying man just magically appeared out of thin air and isn't a product of nature >Implying nature is innocent and helpless and not red in tooth and claw >implying I'm not mad
>> [_] Anon 3111932 >># Exactly how I remember it in the textbooks.
>> [_] Anon 3111938 really makes ya think, desu
>> [_] Anon 3111951 At the end they thought it was a good idea to make aliens punish him. That's the dumbest idea just let him sit in his land filed till he dies in misery because he did it to him self. Not add some bull shit that does not even exist like aliens or god to punish him.

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>> [_] Anon 3105989 really makes you think... huh...
>> [_] Anon 3105993 Now we need a pretentious flash named "LION" about how mean lions are for eating zebras.
>> [_] Anon 3106012 This guy is living the dream.
>> [_] Anon 3106026 All I took away from this flash is that humanity needs to rape and pillage the earth faster in preparation for the coming alien invasion.
>> [_] Anon 3106062 >># whew We did all of that? Humans are fucking BOSS
>> [_] Anon 3106067 >># Mother Nature gets to be a raging cunt waffle for all of history, and then gets bullied for a few centuries so that humans can fulfill their instincts to survive and thrive (something that comes from fucking nature) and all of a sudden I'm supposed to feel sorry? Eat shit, nature. You suck ass and kill us constantly. I laugh every time my Hummer kicks up a cloud of black smoke.
>> [_] Anon 3106071 i cant fap to this.
>> [_] Anon 3106078 HFY
>> [_] Anon 3106106 >># >># What is the point of this? Is he self-loathing and hoping an alien species destroys humanity in turn for a scant couple centuries of take rather then give? Does he think humanity is inferior to an alien species, who will have more then likely done the same fucking things we have to get to where they are ahead of us?

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>> [_] Anon 3104394 It started off good, but then my computer started putting off high levels of cuck rays. If I hadn't of had my dick in my gun at the time I might have become a democrat. 7/10 if you ignore the cuck rays and enjoy the ride. P.S. Good job on Brexit Britain, I will not use the term Britcuck again if this trend continues
>> [_] Anon 3104404 I aint seeing anyone stopping him. git gud nature
>> [_] Anon 3104405 whenever i see something like this, i know its supposed to impose a sense of regret or a need to learn on humans' part, but it only ever makes me proud to be part of the dominant species that has brutally taken over a planet and made it our own. survival of the fittest
>> [_] Anon 3104409 Survival of the fittest. We evolved to take over the planet. Of course, we have to continue to evolve if we want to maintain the planet's ability to support us. Or leave the planet to find more resources elsewhere.
>> [_] cat 3104411 >># >># this
>> [_] > 3104414 >># Oh no, the man sheared a sheep! What a monster!
>> [_] Anon 3104418 >># It makes no sense why the human wouldn't shoot down the ayys as well. Nothing about the previous scenes showed humans being bad at surviving.
>> [_] Anon 3104419 >># And what exactly are you fit to do?
>> [_] Anon 3104421 >># Consume, Procreate and Repeat. The same as you and every other human.
>> [_] Anon 3104423 >># How fulfilling.
>> [_] Anon 3104425 What a faggy ass ending. Should have ended with the guy either going on a spaceship or in a time machine, and the video looping endlessly. Humanity, fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anon 3104426 >># Not him but my brother and I own ~150 acres of northern pine forest, where we hand built a cabin in much the same style as Preonekke We can hunt fish trap up there all we want. We're fit to survive. You're not I imagine.
>> [_] Anon 3104427 >># epic
>> [_] Anon 3104430 >># Oh yeah? Well my daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks
>> [_] Anon 3104434 PRETENTIOUS AS FUCK
>> [_] Anon 3104440 This is bullshit. Being the dominate species on the planet is supposed to be a good thing. Natural selection has lead up to this. Why be ashamed of ourselves? Fucking liberal cucks made this shit.
>> [_] Anon 3104443 >># Not shooting down living simply. But there is more to life than eating and fucking. If there's not for you and you're happy, cool. I have more going on in my life, and I'm sure most of you cucks with access to the internet do as well. That said, you being fit to survive doesn't tell me fucking anything when the bar for that has literally been set so low that you can be brain dead and be kept alive. Faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3104448 I bet if there were more pixels, that spinning 3d bit would look really impressive.
>> [_] Anon 3104456 My biggest problem with this honestly is that the video starts 500,000 years ago when humans have only acted like this for maybe 10,000 years. I'm also a little curious how anyone could make a cartoon like this in good conscience when the very act of creating it would be impossible without many of the human achievements it lampoons.
>> [_] Anon 3104457 >># ayy lmao
>> [_] Anon 3104460 >># Only Americans and 3rd worlders do this shit. Civilized countries like Canada actually respect the environment
>> [_] Anon 3104463 >># t. Seal clubber
>> [_] Anon 3104469 >man just plopped down 500,000 years ago
>> [_] Anon 3104479 >># >Canada doesn't eat meat or use animal products >Canada doesn't cut down trees to make paper >Canada doesn't build cities and release pollutants It's great that you guys don't cut down ALL of your trees, but you're not getting a trophy for that.
>> [_] Anon 3104480 liked it until the alien part >implying man wouldn't horribly exterminate the alien and devour them
>> [_] Anon 3104481 >># Remember Sudbury? Yeah, didn't think so. The Adirondacks are still scorched from your nickel poison, maplefag.
>> [_] Anon 3104495 >># Heh, you make fun of society when you forget that without society you wouldn't be even using a computer. By your logic your an idiot!!!
>> [_] Anon 3104500 >># Life is literally ONLY about eating and fucking. Humans just give it more purpose than that because we've reached a higher understanding of the world around us, and it would be boring, otherwise.
>> [_] Anon 3104511 >># The exact opposite, actually, I'm very grateful for society and pointing out that whoever made this cartoon isn't grateful enough. You lack reading comprehension, unless you're being ironic in which case I hate you.
>> [_] Anon 3104514 >># James quit posting about the meaning of life and go and get laid my dude
>> [_] Anon 3104517 >># It might have been more of a thunk.
>> [_] Anon 3104519 >># =^)
>> [_] Anon 3104529 I bet the guy who made that couldn't have done so without a computer made of metal, paper made from trees, instruments made of trees, animals, etc., food made of animals, and so on. go fuck yourself, those aliens had to rape their planets too to escape them.
>> [_] Anon 3104530 >># man would try to fuck it first
>> [_] Anon 3104532 >># they'd fuck it while exterminating/eating them
>> [_] Anon 3104533 >># just like we did the jews