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This is resource UTK5DKC, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:20/12 -2017 02:56:29

Ended:20/12 -2017 22:58:08

Checked:20/12 -2017 23:12:25

Original location: http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3302650
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 36.
Discovered flash files: 1





File: How It's Made Eggs.swf-(9.36 MB, 240x160, Other)
[_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)20:53:39 No.3302650

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>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)20:57:18 No.3302651

  This is disgusting, animals don't belong in cages.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)21:12:00 No.3302654

  >for all their hard work over the years the hens get an all expenses paid trip to the
  slaughterhouse

  :< poor chickies

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)21:17:24 No.3302655

  >>3302651
  t. peta

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)22:30:05 No.3302667

  eggs and chickens are delicious. i shall not stop eating them

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)22:36:24 No.3302669

  >soy for protein

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)22:47:26 No.3302671

  >>3302650
  Interesting, I never knew so much quality control went into eggs, I thought they just cleaned
  them, checked for cracks, and then it's on to the recycled paper cartons and trays.

  Also, I love the dumb cheesy puns in this show, can you believe there are people out there who
  don't?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)22:52:05 No.3302672

  >>3302671
  Literally the only show on TV I'll ever watch.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)23:06:41 No.3302674

  truly remarkable how genius humans are

  the peta "oh no this is bad" narrative didnt arrive until the very end but it should be obvious
  to anybody what happens to hens that dont lay quality eggs.

  no tears from me, people has to eat and we breed these things with one purpose. they'd eat your
  eye balls of they could. the cages actually didn't even look bad, there are far worse.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)23:19:23 No.3302676

  All expenses paid trip to the slaughter house. Top fucking kek gents

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)23:20:47 No.3302677

  >>3302651

  if that's so why aren't you protesting cubicle jobs

>> [_] Anonymous 12/19/17(Tue)23:22:43 No.3302678

  >>3302654
  Came here to post this.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)00:38:14 No.3302691

  >>3302654
  >for all their hard work over the years the humans get an all expenses paid trip to the cemetery
  or furnace
  That is just the world we live in, faggot.
  >Also, nice reddit splacing

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)00:39:34 No.3302692

  >>3302691
  >get an all expenses paid trip to the cemetery or furnace
  usually it costs families a lot of money for someone to die, these hens are lucky

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)00:52:26 No.3302695

  >>3302692
  True

>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 12/20/17(Wed)01:18:26 No.3302698

  >>3302692
  Couldn't you then make the argument that the companies are taking place of families and they
  hedge the costs?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)01:24:56 No.3302700

  I still don't understand how the eggs are made

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)01:28:55 No.3302701

  >>3302691
  >>3302692
  humans are killed when they retire. that's the difference.
  as soon as chickens outlive their productivity they're killed.

  very efficient if you ask me

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)01:41:04 No.3302706

  >>3302701
  People retire when they are incapable of working any longer. They then live on socialized
  healthcare (usually really terrible in most countries) until they die from neglect or disease. We
  do not live in a world where you make a shitton of money and retire a millionaire, friend.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)01:43:02 No.3302709

  >>3302701
  except humans aren't actually killed, they die of failure within their body due to age related
  causes.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)01:43:18 No.3302710

  >>3302706
  everyone dies from something. it doesn't matter if it's "neglect" or "disease" however you chose
  to pull that out of your ass.

  it's unavoidable.

  perhaps if those old people decided to treat their children properly, they wouldn't need to vote
  for the government to force their children to pay for their medicine at gunpoint. "socialized
  medicine" as you put it for some reason.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)01:44:20 No.3302711

  >>3302709
  humans aren't*** killed....
  it was an obvious typo made more clear by the second line.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)02:18:32 No.3302714

  >>3302710
  >perhaps if those old people decided to treat their children properly
  We get it, kid. Middleschool sucks and your parents do not understand you.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)02:19:13 No.3302715

  I hereby deem everyone in this thread unproductive.
  Expect the executioner coming next week. But at 6am, I mean, come on, I'm not a saint. I got
  taxes to spend.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)02:19:34 No.3302716

  >>3302710
  What are you? 12?

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)04:14:05 No.3302726

  >>3302677
  real nogger jogger

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)04:48:38 No.3302731

  >>3302711
  if it was obvious i wouldnt have commented on you

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)05:15:24 No.3302732

  >>3302651
  this. animals belong out in the wild so they can tear each other to shreds.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)16:01:04 No.3302780

  >>3302674
  Whoa, every single retarded argument in one post. Congrats!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)16:02:16 No.3302782

  >>3302691
  >humans are executed the moment their reproductive organs stop functioning correctly
  You're retarded

>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 12/20/17(Wed)16:16:15 No.3302785

  >>3302782
  Humans exist for more than just reproduction.
  Accumulation of knowledge, spreading of information, command structuring, etc. Our purpose
  extends beyond production of sustenance. However, we live in a world where killing the incapable
  is only something the third world and socialist nations do. For social reasons, in the first
  world, we "allow" (generally by force of law) those with extreme mental or physical disabilities
  to live until death by old age or natural health complications.
  So the argument comparing our treatment of chickens and humans is not entirely flawed.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)16:30:50 No.3302788

  Find your excuse:
  >Humans have to eat somehow
  That doesn't mean we have to be needlessly cruel to our livestock
  >They're just chickens
  All animals we raise as livestock are vertebrates capable of feeling pain. It doesn't matter how
  stupid a species is if it's still capable of suffering.
  >hurr durr they'd do the same to us if they could
  WE ARE NOT AT WAR WITH FARM ANIMALS
  >life's not fair/that's just how the world is
  Except we're not a bunch of baboons, incapable of realizing when we're causing distress in other
  creatures. We know fully well that automating farms involves stuffing live animals in cramped
  spaces for their entire lives. That argument might as well just be "we don't know any better"
  which is complete horse shit
  >but it's so tasty LOL
  hahahaha EPIC!!!!!!!
  >we bred them for the sole purpose of meat production
  Just because they've been domesticated doesn't mean they can't feel pain ffs. Everything will be
  fine as soon as someone breeds their sense of pain out, but obviously that's easier said than done
  >we're saving them from themselves
  We're causing more pain over their short lives than they'd feel from being killed by a predatory
  animal in the wild.
  >but stopping involves killing a ton of farm animals at once!
  and then never again.
  You people are trying so hard to avoid agreeing with some liberal hippy PETA douche that you're
  willing to perpetuate the suffering of billions of animals in the process. It's fucking sickening.
  Stay mad, part of you knows I'm right.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)16:34:10 No.3302791

  >>3302785
  Chickens don't know or care what purpose humans gave them. They can still feel pain just like a
  wild bird would. Pretty much all animals feel pain, even if they don't react the same way as
  humans.

>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 12/20/17(Wed)16:42:10 No.3302792

  >>3302791
  I'm not trying to make an argument for the guy. I'm just not dismissing it on a false premise.
  I live on a farm where I raise cage-free chickens. I incur a lot of losses thanks to hawks and
  coyotes, but I do cherish them and give them what I believe to be good lives. It's not fun waking
  up one morning to find that your 24 chickens are now 6 and that your daily egg supply of nearly a
  dozen is now just one or two.
  It's expensive as hell to do this. I'm sure I can drop the costs by a shit ton by restricting
  their lives, but I'm not trying to feed a country here, just my family. The benefits of the cost
  reduction are marginal at best for me, while in large industries it could easily equate to
  millions of dollars.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)16:49:49 No.3302794

  Eggs! Get your eggs here!

>> [_] Anonymous 12/20/17(Wed)16:55:54 No.3302797

  >>3302788
  I am so glad I'm not as fucking stupid as you.

  t. biology graduate student



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