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[_] Anon 3497869 Any word about the posting problems on 4chan yesterday? What caused it? Would have been useful if https://blog.4chan.org/ was still active for things like this. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3497870 No info anywhere. Not even in the happenings thread.
>> [_] Anon 3497872 >># I noticed the site was pretty slow as well, I was thinking it was DDoS but if 4chan doesn't want to talk about it maybe they messed up something in the database/code and don't want to talk about it. Saw that for a while some boards were wiped clean of all threads as well (checked /v/ and /b/ and they were blank), but maybe that was intentional so that old stuff didn't get to stay up for a long time while they couldn't moderate.
>> [_] Anon 3497873 >># they weren't wiped clean, the threads just couldn't display, I had a couple /v/ thread tabs left open for the entire period. that said, one of them did archive during it, which was weird.
>> [_] Anon 3497876 >># in general I can't remember the last time staff acknowledged any hiccup in 4chan functionality. it msut have been years and years ago.
>> [_] Anon 3497878 >># oh i see >># who is "staff" anyway? FBI agents? who actually keeps the site running? i just know the front man, hiroshimoot, and he isn't exactly interacting with anybody.
>> [_] Anon 3497880 >># the MOSSAD and CIA
>> [_] Anon 3497881 >># makes sense to me
>> [_] Anon 3497882 4chan.org still down
>> [_] Anon 3497884 i completely forgot about the blog, gookmoot is so unnactive i wonder how this site still runs.
>> [_] Anon 3497890 >># after moot left there was at least one developer remaining from the old days who would fix shit when the site broke. idk if that's still true; the April fool's day pranks have been absolutely horrible the past few years which make me think that guy has left. clearly there is no one left who gives a damn about the site besides the scant money it provides.
>> [_] Anon 3497893 >># did you ask on say the irc channel. also the last time may have been when images couldn't upload and Hiro said "whoopse, we're a BBS for a bit!"
>> [_] Anon 3497899 >># The staff of this site are a cabal of moderators and their legion of jannies. Hiromoot does not monitor them and does not care if they enforce the rules or not (when was the last time you saw someone get banned because they broke rule 3b). Its all very chaotic, nothing gets moderated other than /a/ and /pol/. The janitors will often sit in their favorite de-facto generals they prop up and ban anyone they don't like. I wonder who moderates /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3497901 why isn't it FLV when it is a full How It's Made episode
>> [_] Anon 3497908 >># 4chan has no rules except "blue board = no nipples or bottom parts". that's what selective enforcement and retarded rules does. global rule 3 allows mods to get rid of anybody for anything since "troll posts" is completely subjective. global rule 8 is especially retarded and would get many of us in this thread banned if it was enforced, and again, if rules aren't enforced don't make them rules. it just means there are no rules. occasionally I will get a 3 day ban from /v/ for posting an image that doesn't have anything to do with video games. it's completely selectively enforced, everybody else does it around me, i learn nothing from it, and i just happened to get a bad roll of the die. the worst part about 4chan's moderation is the global bans for 3 days. since moderation and board culture differ so much between boards it makes no sense to get banned from the other boards if you happen to fail to adapt to the board you're visiting. bans should only be local to that board with the exception of breaking US law (which let's be honest gets broken all the time on /t/ with people sharing pirated files. most images everywhere break copyright law anyway.)
>> [_] Anon 3497950 I reviewed the rules, and saw this about /f/ >All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. If rules was actually enforced, this thread shouldn't even be still up, lol
>> [_] Anon 3497960 Dear Anon, I need your help. I got detoxed from /f/ a long time ago, until today I found my old folder with saved swf's so I decided to come back... but how the fuck am I suppossed to brose /f/ when modern browsers don't even play flash? tried a few extensions and none worked, keeps downloading the swf file instead of playing it. HALP!
>> [_] Anon 3497961 >># I just play it in flash 32 player or install Ruffle into your browser. https://ruffle.rs
>> [_] Anon 3497962 >># Anon delivers. Thank you very much, ruffle extension was the solution.
>> [_] Anon 3497964 >># Are you clicking on the [embed] hyperlink? That will play the flash in your browser. If you click on the file link it will only download the swf.
>> [_] Anon 3497965 >># I'm using the flash 32 player, never tried the ruffle desktop version. Does it have any extra features? I would like to have some short-key to zoom in and out and getting out of fullscreen.
>> [_] Anon 3497996 >># The projector can exit fullscreen with esc, but there's no built-in zoom key. You'd have to make something in AHK that navigates the menu (which is unreliable) or code something that uses the Flash ActiveX control (like MPC-HC does) and implement zoom keys. I haven't seen the latter accomplished before, but I know it's possible. I hope Ruffle can be scripted, too.

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>> [_] Anon 3497619 did this guy always slur his words like a drunk person?
>> [_] Anon 3497620 humanity was a mistake
>> [_] Anon 3497643 >># If I hide behind these chickens and their tiny cages, I can normalize my genocidal urges and make everyone as miserable as me so that we can continue to depend on mass market industrial agronomics without ever having to leave the planned development city sprawl that is almost singlehandedly bankrolling all the imagery I claim to hate while turning me into a freak who blames his powerlessness on humanity in the first place
>> [_] Anon 3497656 >># grow up.
>> [_] Anon 3497676 the efficiency is very remarkable, makes me wonder how the egg facilities will look in 100 years. how much more efficient can they get?

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>> [_] Anon 3302651 This is disgusting, animals don't belong in cages.
>> [_] Anon 3302654 >for all their hard work over the years the hens get an all expenses paid trip to the slaughterhouse :< poor chickies
>> [_] Anon 3302655 >># t. peta
>> [_] Anon 3302667 eggs and chickens are delicious. i shall not stop eating them
>> [_] Anon 3302669 >soy for protein
>> [_] Anon 3302671 >># Interesting, I never knew so much quality control went into eggs, I thought they just cleaned them, checked for cracks, and then it's on to the recycled paper cartons and trays. Also, I love the dumb cheesy puns in this show, can you believe there are people out there who don't?
>> [_] Anon 3302672 >># Literally the only show on TV I'll ever watch.
>> [_] Anon 3302674 truly remarkable how genius humans are the peta "oh no this is bad" narrative didnt arrive until the very end but it should be obvious to anybody what happens to hens that dont lay quality eggs. no tears from me, people has to eat and we breed these things with one purpose. they'd eat your eye balls of they could. the cages actually didn't even look bad, there are far worse.
>> [_] Anon 3302676 All expenses paid trip to the slaughter house. Top fucking kek gents
>> [_] Anon 3302677 >># if that's so why aren't you protesting cubicle jobs
>> [_] Anon 3302678 >># Came here to post this.
>> [_] Anon 3302691 >># >for all their hard work over the years the humans get an all expenses paid trip to the cemetery or furnace That is just the world we live in, faggot. >Also, nice reddit splacing
>> [_] Anon 3302692 >># >get an all expenses paid trip to the cemetery or furnace usually it costs families a lot of money for someone to die, these hens are lucky
>> [_] Anon 3302695 >># True
>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 3302698 >># Couldn't you then make the argument that the companies are taking place of families and they hedge the costs?
>> [_] Anon 3302700 I still don't understand how the eggs are made
>> [_] Anon 3302701 >># >># humans are killed when they retire. that's the difference. as soon as chickens outlive their productivity they're killed. very efficient if you ask me
>> [_] Anon 3302706 >># People retire when they are incapable of working any longer. They then live on socialized healthcare (usually really terrible in most countries) until they die from neglect or disease. We do not live in a world where you make a shitton of money and retire a millionaire, friend.
>> [_] Anon 3302709 >># except humans aren't actually killed, they die of failure within their body due to age related causes.
>> [_] Anon 3302710 >># everyone dies from something. it doesn't matter if it's "neglect" or "disease" however you chose to pull that out of your ass. it's unavoidable. perhaps if those old people decided to treat their children properly, they wouldn't need to vote for the government to force their children to pay for their medicine at gunpoint. "socialized medicine" as you put it for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 3302711 >># humans aren't*** killed.... it was an obvious typo made more clear by the second line.
>> [_] Anon 3302714 >># >perhaps if those old people decided to treat their children properly We get it, kid. Middleschool sucks and your parents do not understand you.
>> [_] Anon 3302715 I hereby deem everyone in this thread unproductive. Expect the executioner coming next week. But at 6am, I mean, come on, I'm not a saint. I got taxes to spend.
>> [_] Anon 3302716 >># What are you? 12?
>> [_] Anon 3302726 >># real nogger jogger
>> [_] Anon 3302731 >># if it was obvious i wouldnt have commented on you
>> [_] Anon 3302732 >># this. animals belong out in the wild so they can tear each other to shreds.
>> [_] Anon 3302780 >># Whoa, every single retarded argument in one post. Congrats!
>> [_] Anon 3302782 >># >humans are executed the moment their reproductive organs stop functioning correctly You're retarded
>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 3302785 >># Humans exist for more than just reproduction. Accumulation of knowledge, spreading of information, command structuring, etc. Our purpose extends beyond production of sustenance. However, we live in a world where killing the incapable is only something the third world and socialist nations do. For social reasons, in the first world, we "allow" (generally by force of law) those with extreme mental or physical disabilities to live until death by old age or natural health complications. So the argument comparing our treatment of chickens and humans is not entirely flawed.
>> [_] Anon 3302788 Find your excuse: >Humans have to eat somehow That doesn't mean we have to be needlessly cruel to our livestock >They're just chickens All animals we raise as livestock are vertebrates capable of feeling pain. It doesn't matter how stupid a species is if it's still capable of suffering. >hurr durr they'd do the same to us if they could WE ARE NOT AT WAR WITH FARM ANIMALS >life's not fair/that's just how the world is Except we're not a bunch of baboons, incapable of realizing when we're causing distress in other creatures. We know fully well that automating farms involves stuffing live animals in cramped spaces for their entire lives. That argument might as well just be "we don't know any better" which is complete horse shit >but it's so tasty LOL hahahaha EPIC!!!!!!! >we bred them for the sole purpose of meat production Just because they've been domesticated doesn't mean they can't feel pain ffs. Everything will be fine as soon as someone breeds their sense of pain out, but obviously that's easier said than done >we're saving them from themselves We're causing more pain over their short lives than they'd feel from being killed by a predatory animal in the wild. >but stopping involves killing a ton of farm animals at once! and then never again. You people are trying so hard to avoid agreeing with some liberal hippy PETA douche that you're willing to perpetuate the suffering of billions of animals in the process. It's fucking sickening. Stay mad, part of you knows I'm right.
>> [_] Anon 3302791 >># Chickens don't know or care what purpose humans gave them. They can still feel pain just like a wild bird would. Pretty much all animals feel pain, even if they don't react the same way as humans.
>> [_] !Wulf.Eb.mY 3302792 >># I'm not trying to make an argument for the guy. I'm just not dismissing it on a false premise. I live on a farm where I raise cage-free chickens. I incur a lot of losses thanks to hawks and coyotes, but I do cherish them and give them what I believe to be good lives. It's not fun waking up one morning to find that your 24 chickens are now 6 and that your daily egg supply of nearly a dozen is now just one or two. It's expensive as hell to do this. I'm sure I can drop the costs by a shit ton by restricting their lives, but I'm not trying to feed a country here, just my family. The benefits of the cost reduction are marginal at best for me, while in large industries it could easily equate to millions of dollars.
>> [_] Anon 3302794 Eggs! Get your eggs here!
>> [_] Anon 3302797 >># I am so glad I'm not as fucking stupid as you. t. biology graduate student

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>> [_] Anon 2577046 >># I fucking love How it's Made >that last line
>> [_] Anon 2577067 >># >You will never win an all-expenses-paid trip to the slaughterhouse Just kill me now.
>> [_] Anon 2577068 >># >for all their hard work, they get an-all expense paid trip to the slaughter house gotta love it
>> [_] Anon 2577094 >># >># >># It's fucking disgusting. Animals shouldn't be treated like this. This is the exact reason I became a vegan.
>> [_] 2577098 >># I like to think that if chickens ever become sentient that they would hate us beyond belief.
>> [_] Anon 2577100 >># It's fucking hilarious dude. Not the animals dying, but the way the guy says it.
>> [_] Anon 2577103 >># >>>/peta/ >>>/tumblr/
>> [_] Anon 2577108 >># Boohoo animals we gave life to and fed perfectly get killed painlessly after awhile. All those poor chickens never got to realize their hopes and dreams of crossing roads and figuring out the meaning of their existence. I'll give you smart animals but fuck chickens, might as well be insects.
>> [_] Anon 2577111 >># Gotta agree, how it's made is the shit!
>> [_] Anon 2577119 >># otoh we can meet the world's need of protein, you nutcase. people always trump animals.
>> [_] Anon 2577121 >># People ARE animals you fucking psychopath.
>> [_] Anon 2577124 >># We are the dominant species of earth, and can do whatever the fuck we want.
>> [_] Anon 2577127 >># So I should kill the old woman that lives next door just because I'm stronger than her?
>> [_] Anon 2577128 mmmm just try and stop me from enjoying these factory raised chickens and eggs. lol, aren't you going to stop me? you fucking pussy. lmao rofl lmbo. fucking go home and cry into your AIDS pillow
>> [_] Anon 2577132 >># Nice bait, next thing you know, you'll be telling "Those are actually people anon!"
>> [_] Anon 2577133 >># for an animal lover you're sure quick to killing people
>> [_] Anon 2577135 >># That's not the same though. Obviously you should check to see if her eggs are consumption quality, send her on an all-expense paid trip to the slaughterhouse, then eat her superproccessed meat at your local McDonald's.
>> [_] Anon 2577136 >># The police are stronger than you, and they say you can't, so no.
>> [_] Anon 2577137 >># Nah, i'll just collect the portioned meat at the supermarket and hand prepare a meal.
>> [_] Anon 2577138 >># >you should check to see if her eggs are consumption quality I lold
>> [_] Anon 2577139 Like some anemic vegan could muster the strength to inflict harm on anything.
>> [_] Anon 2577142 >># Listen here you little fucker I've been lifting for 2 years, I have legs like treetrunks and arms like legs, I could snap you in-fucking-two, you little runt.
>> [_] Anon 2577147 >># Oh, oh we have an Internet tough guy over here! I'm so fucking afraid!
>> [_] Anon 2577150 >># talk shit get hit.
>> [_] Anon 2577159 >># And how are you going to hit me?
>> [_] Anon 2577164 >># I'll leave that for you to find out you better keep an eye out in the mean time :)
>> [_] Anon 2577167 >># you forgot to include that you are an angry little manlet who thinks his manlet gains mean anything.I bet you don't even activate your fucking almonds
>> [_] EggFag 2577169 >># SOYLENT GREEN MOTHAFUCKA! EGGS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
>> [_] Anon 2577173 >># I'm the billions of people living in this world. I suggest you start at punching people in hospice care.
>> [_] Anon 2577174 >># SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5 GU4
>> [_] Anon 2577175 >># This reminds me of a vacation I took with my parents where it rained all week so we just watched how it's made
>> [_] Anon 2577178 >># sounds like a 10/10 vacation
>> [_] Anon 2577182 >># top tier family memories
>> [_] Anon 2577190 moral of the story: vegans are just posturing retards. beneficial chicken death by the billions will still happen whether or not they like it. go clutch your life partner lance and write a nanowrimo about the chickens you fucking fag fairy.
>> [_] Anon 2577206 >># >go clutch your life partner lance and write a nanowrimo about the chickens you fucking fag fairy my fucking sides
>> [_] Anon 2577214 >># I bet i could totally kill all of the police using nothing but my bare hands
>> [_] Anon 2577215 >># post stats
>> [_] Anon 2577217 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 2577218 >># cool story bruh >># Treetrunks, thats it? You a weak nigga. come back when your on my level
>> [_] Anon 2577220 >># Chickens are sentient, they're just really, really stupid.
>> [_] Anon 2577223 >># Which is smarter, a chicken or a rabbit?
>> [_] Anon 2577230 >># i don't know, but i had pet bunny and i thought he was pretty smart for his kind, their certainly cuter.
>> [_] Anon 2577242 >># I doubt this. They lack a neocortex. They live on reaction and instinct.
>> [_] Anon 2577244 >Mfw the chickens win an all-expenses-paid trip to my stomach the chickens are going to hell but my taste buds are going to heaven
>> [_] Anon 2577248 >># That last line, I smiled like an evil villain. Gotta love that monotonous tone.
>> [_] Anon 2577250 >># http://www.actasia.org/uploads/file/Anim al%20sentience.pdf http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/anim al-emotions/201208/scientists-finally-con clude-nonhuman-animals-are-conscious-bein gs nuh uh, i have science on my side, science says they are.
>> [_] Anon 2577253 >># >psychology >a science
>> [_] Anon 2577255 >># I'm pretty sure that chickens, by number on the earth, out do us by 5:1 or more. It's not like we are going to run out of them or anything.
>> [_] Anon 2577257 >># the study was made by neurologists though.
>> [_] Anon 2577258 >># here another source http://fcmconference.org/img/CambridgeDe clarationOnConsciousness.pdf
>> [_] Anon 2577259 >># >># >neurology >a science
>> [_] Anon 2577261 >># >greentext >an argument
>> [_] Anon 2577262 >># It's the study of the nervous system, and they use the scientific method, so yes, it is a science.
>> [_] Anon 2577264 >># see >>#
>> [_] Anon 2577266 >># The "scientific meathod" is a croc pot of shit
>> [_] Anon 2577268 >># nice b8 m8 i r8 8/8
>> [_] Anon 2577270 Fugin awesome

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>> [_] Anon 2418042 fuck yeah
>> [_] Anon 2418060 I wasn't expecting to watch the whole thing. Nice flash.
>> [_] Anon 2418070 >># i honestly kept expecting this to change to takeo at some point
>> [_] Anon 2418083 >># wow, that's amazing, I'm surpised at how much tech there is in the process.
>> [_] Anon 2418089 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-7vzlnCT rk best
>> [_] Anon 2418156 >White or brown all eggs are the same inside JIDF propaganda
>> [_] Anon 2418203 >all expenses paid trip to the slaughterhouse OKAY.

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>> [_] Anon 2414364 Wow that was surprisingly cool. All those crazy machines doing their little egg dance. I'm surprised by how few eggs each hen puts out. They lay about one egg per day and they only keep them for about a year. That eggs are still so cheap says something about how little chickens cost to keep, I guess.
>> [_] Anon 2414373 >># dat ending
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2414375 >># Damn, the sheer amount of efficience maximization and precision on something as basic as the egg industry is astounding. I can't believe that I'll be mantaining and designing that stuff when I graduate. I wonder if Argentina has this level of tech.
>> [_] Anon 2414380 the hens live a pretty shitty life
>> [_] Anon 2414399 >># >Argentina >tech
>> [_] Anon 2414405 skip to :45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkXbvOGu zhE
>> [_] Anon 2414407 >># The male chicks get their throats slit by similar machines as soon as they hatch and are identified. Chickens are chickens. They're a product. No more use trying to describe their "lives" than there is in discussing the quality of life of the machines themselves.
>> [_] Anon 2414418 >># >animals of a different species have less valuable lives than me! fuck you, a life is a life. I'd like to go to your house and slit your fucking throat and see how you like it you piece of shit.
>> [_] Anon 2414421 >># watch out folks, we got ourselves a badass here they're a product of industry. they have no lives thanks to our demand for fresh eggs worldwide. all those completely rejected eggs are not just tossed out, and neither are the expired animals. there are uses for nearly everything left over from slaughtering, be it ethnic food stuffs, pharma, or agriculture.
>> [_] Anon 2414423 >># A life is a life? So you're saying when a surgeon disinfects with antibacterial soap so that he doesn't kill the patient he's saving, he commits an atrocity worse than letting one person die for the sake of a billion microbes? But that's academic. You're saying that if a mad dog was attacking a child, you wouldn't let animal control shoot it? I bet you think it's animal cruelty when they put down horses with broken legs, too.
>> [_] Anon 2414426 >># Microbes don't have brains or nervous systems you fucking moron. And no, just because an animal attacks another animal doesn't mean that it should be killed.
>> [_] Anon 2414431 >># Silly anon, they are food and they are treat as much humanly is possible to less their pain. They are gonna die even if you don't eat them.
>> [_] Anon 2414432 >># heh, no brains or nervous systems. tell that to pro-lifers, faggot
>> [_] Anon 2414433 >># Meh, i prefer the dog.
>> [_] Anon 2414434 >># >They are gonna die even if you don't eat them. Oh, might as well kill and eat my mom, she's going to die anyway, right?
>> [_] Anon 2414435 >># I fucking love how it's made.
>> [_] Anon 2414436 >># Do you eat humans? That is pretty unhealthy.
>> [_] Anon 2414438 >># survival of the fittest anon
>> [_] Anon 2414439 >># >># >># These analogies are giving me cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2414441 >># No anon, you are the cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2414442 >># >just because an animal attacks another animal doesn't mean that it should be killed please be joking, you can't honestly think that a dog has the same value as a human being.
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2414444 >># See it this way: We ensure their sustained existance as a species and they provide us with food. It's a win-win for both species.
>> [_] Anon 2414446 >># >yfw humans are treated like that by the gods/demons/esentials/spirits/aliens/tra nsdimensionals/etc.
>> [_] Anon 2414449 >># For me the dogs have more value. But remember that the value of live is subjective.
>> [_] Anon 2414463 >># >Get to eat as much as you want >Not exposed to the elements >don't get ripped apart by predators. It's not so bad.
>> [_] Anon 2414466 >># >A life is a life >thinking that non sapient life has the same worth as a human >Actually thinking all lives are equal Stop being a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2414480 I kinda wish these animals had better lives but if we don't have battery farms we wouldn't be able to feed everyone, especially with the ever-increasing population. GMOs are a step in the right direction, though. I hope someday we'll have some super-food that contains everything a human needs to be healthy but for now we're stuck with what we have. I swear, we have this argument every week
>> [_] Anon 2414484 >># We don't NEED battery farms to feed everyone. Meat is incredible inefficient to produce. It baffles me that we're still eating it.
>> [_] Anon 2414486 >white or brown, all eggs are the same inside fucking stopped right there. Fucking liberal propaganda.
>> [_] Anon 2414492 >># A chicken can live for weeks without a head. I wouldn't say a chicken cared whether or not it lived in a cage or out in the open. Faggot. >># Sentient beings have some worth. Not near as much as us thinking beings of course.
>> [_] Anon 2414495 >># fuck off you vegan
>> [_] Anon 2414496 >># >weeks without a head who the fuck told you that, lmao
>> [_] Anon 2414500 >># Because it tastes good faggot.
>> [_] Anon 2414503 >># >can't even be assed to look it up themselves You can feed the fuckers down their neck holes. Their brains aren't all that important.
>> [_] Anon 2414506 >># >being a neet is a shitty life
>> [_] Anon 2414517 >># >Sentient beings have some worth. Yes, their worth is our protein.
>> [_] Anon 2414529 holy fuk this guy is MAD
>> [_] Anon 2414545 incoming peta flash in 3.. 2..
>> [_] Anon 2414547 >># The pokemon one or the super meat boy one?

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>> [_] Anon 2323962 >All eggs are the same inside They always say that but incidence of gang related violence is 12 times higher in brown eggs than white ones
>> [_] Anon 2323963 eggy eggtion
>> [_] Anon 2323983 >all expense paid trip to the slaughterhouse way to make me feel super fucking bad about learning shit
>> [_] Anon 2323986 That feel whenever I make a scrambled eggs there's always some chicken shit on my eggs
>> [_] Anon 2323996 >># Pretty much. I'm a vegetarian, but it still makes me think twice about eggs. I'm still supporting that eventuality.
>> [_] Anon 2323998 >># you eat the shells?
>> [_] Anon 2324002 >># Yeah, that's where the protein is.
>> [_] Anon 2324023 Without starting a debate on a board which probably doesn't give a fuck, I think that intensive farming is probably an inevitability. How else are we gonna feed everyone if we continue to eat meat? People need to realise that although Organic, low yield farming might be ideal it's just not viable. More research should go on improving the lives of intensive reared stock, not low yield hipster farming. Just my two cents. Good video, very interesting. >One way trip to the slaughter house Poor chickens.
>> [_] Anon 2324035 >># Do you consider eggs a vegetable?
>> [_] Anon 2324044 >># No I do not, but their production does not require killing animals so I'm fine with it in general. That they go to the slaughterhouse in the end does bother me though. >># Very true, but I take it in the opposite direction: Eating meat requires unethical practices to be affordable for everyone, so most, if not all people should be vegetarian/vegan instead.
>> [_] Anon 2324069 >># He said vegetarian. He's sane. He's not a vegan.
>> [_] Anon 2324081 >># Im a vegetarian purely for health reasons. You don't need meat in your diet at all. Protein powder vitamin supplements give you everything usable in meat without all the fat and cholesterol. I need some way to make up for all the animals I don't kill, maybe chainsawing neighborhood pets.
>> [_] Anon 2324083 >># Or you could use this thing called "moderation" and the fat and cholesterol can actually improve your health. Everything is bad in excess.
>> [_] Anon 2324086 >># >How else are we gonna feed everyone if we continue to eat meat? We eat less of it. Meat should be a treat, not something to be eaten everyday.
>> [_] Anon 2324090 >># >should be That's a cool opinion you have there. :^)
>> [_] Anon 2324093 >># I fucking love how it's made.
>> [_] Anon 2324101 >that feel when the world could easily feed 12 billion people >that feel when 2 billion starve >that feel when 7 billion people starve so 2 billion can eat cow meat
>> [_] Anon 2324114 >># That just makes it all the sweeter.
>> [_] Anon 2324117 >># Thank you.
>> [_] sage 2324127 >that's cage free advertised chicken eggs >Got a laugh at the end at the one way all expenses paid trip to the slaughterhouse
>> [_] Anon 2324157 >># produce animals outnumber non-edible animals by millions. we feed everyone by creating more demand- or to be more accurate, use land in third world countries to feed those countries.
>> [_] Anon 2324162 >># >non-edible animals The Chinese would like a word with you.
>> [_] Anon 2324164 >># Fat is essential for human function. One of the most important parts of a good diet, dumbass. Dietary cholesterol has no negative effects that have been verified by peer reviewed studies. Cholesterol levels in the body are maintained by your liver and are unaffected by intake.
>> [_] Anon 2324166 I've never seen such white clean eggs before. I just buy local free range eggs and half of the time they've got shit on the shells, not that I care, the stuff inside is still good.
>> [_] Anon 2324168 >># shhhh you'll burst the dietards bubbles
>> [_] Anon 2324174 >># >Be vegetarian >See steak in store >Don't buy it >Eat plant instead >Steak magically reforms into cow Wow! I save so many animals :DDDDDDDD.
>> [_] Anon 2324176 >># Actually the egg cleaning process is an almost uniquely American thing, because it strips off a natural protective layer that prevents the eggshell from being penetrated by germs and such. Most countries farmers just keep their eggs clean, and as a result, most people don't need to refrigerate their eggs. Consider this: How could chicks still in the egg survive the massive immunological attack of the egg going bad when not refrigerated? >># >Not realizing that paying people to do things makes them do it more
>> [_] Anon 2324180 >># >Vegetarians >Less demand, production remains the same >Price drop >Income effect >Average individual's meat consumption increases Sabe so meny animals :DDDDDDDDD am tru hiro :DDDDDD
>> [_] Anon 2324186 >># Yeah, I've never refrigerated my eggs either.
>> [_] Anon 2324191 >># You might want to take an economics class. I actually enjoy meat, but you obviously don't understand supply/demand laws at all.

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>> [_] IaTM 2220906 Why? I'm not complaining, just curious.
>> [_] Anon 2220909 >># People need to know how eggs are made.
>> [_] IaTM 2220911 Well, carry on.
>> [_] Anon 2220912 see the fucking cages those animals have to spend their entire life in? not only are they fed a shit ton of nasty ass chemicals that are going to be passed to you, but they are crammed into a shit lined cage with up to 3-4 other hens Its disgusting and cruel to the fucking birds. Just buy cage free eggs you stupid fucking people. They taste better, better feed, better eggs for you. Happy hens.
>> [_] IaTM 2220913 Cease.
>> [_] Anon 2220915 >># just because you posted that i will only buy eggs and meat from animals raised in the worst possible scenario. I want to taste the animals misery when i chew on its remains. take that you fucking vegan hippy
>> [_] Anon 2220918 >># Infotainment, bitch.
>> [_] Anon 2220919 >># As ling as it ends up on my plate, I don't give a shit.
>> [_] Anon 2220923 >># >vegan I like to eat food i know is coming from a wholesome source. Do you know what vegan means? Really, do you? Are you also under and near the age of 14? I would assume you don't even do your own grocery shopping.
>> [_] IaTM 2220924 >># I fucking love HiM, though I hated the replacement narrator. Glad they brought Brooks back, though.
>> [_] Anon 2220926 >># >i like eating shit as long as it ends up on my plate!
>> [_] Anon 2220929 >># hurr durr i dont want animals to get hurt im a huge faggot grow up dude do you think the animal kingdom has any regard for whats cruel? a feral lion would laugh seeing a buffalos organs torn out as he proceeded to eat him alive. go eat some tofu you fucking spastic
>> [_] Anon 2220930 >># >see the fucking cages those animals have to spend their entire life in? The warm, controlled, and 100% safe cages? The ones that allow them to eat when they please, drink when they please, and poop when they please and never have a single issue with health or safety? The kinds of cages that some free-roam chickens wish they could live in. Where they don't have to worry about coyotes, birds of prey, disease, territorial birds, stinging insects, or the cold?
>> [_] Anon 2220931 >># That's why it's okay to trade slaves and murder people, right?
>> [_] Anon 2220934 I wasn't expecting da hood at the end.
>> [_] Anon 2220935 >># animals=/=people
>> [_] Anon 2220936 >># breeding cattle in massive numbers = enslave humans and murder them Is this what all animalrights fags believe?
>> [_] Anon 2220939 >># >># people are animals, retard.
>> [_] Anon 2220940 I love how this show doesn't give a damn in telling it like it is. >oh and the chickens? yep they're slaughtered afterwards. the end lol
>> [_] IaTM 2220942 >># Ok, but we're not bred to be eaten.
>> [_] Anon 2220944 >># thats how media should present content It should be up to the viewer to form their own opinion.
>> [_] Anon 2220945 >># You're right, we should start breeding people to be eaten.
>> [_] IaTM 2220946 >># THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>> [_] Anon 2220951 >># FOR PRESIDENT
>> [_] Anon 2220966 >># There is little to no research on human breeding for the purpose of food production, and they are likely to be very ineffective compared to other species, not to mention they could be far more productive to our society by working rather than being eaten.
>> [_] Anon 2220970 >># >i don't know how to raise chickens Did you know they like to climb trees and play? They're like domesticated dogs. They still shit where they like, they play all day, they run all over the place. >coyotes, birds of prey you REALLY don't know how to raise animals do you? do some research before you assume >The warm, controlled, and 100% safe cages HAHAHAHAHA that one made me chuckle
>> [_] Anon 2220976 >># you didn't read my part about chemicals do you? >do you think the animal kingdom has any regard for whats cruel I don't think you give animals enough credit There is a difference between trying to survive and showing compassion.
>> [_] Anon 2220980 >thirty seconds in >still no knishes
>> [_] Anon 2220982 >># So, you're saying we should raise chicken as pets and then eat them?
>> [_] IaTM 2220984 >># My uncle did. Fresh fried chicken is fucking amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2220986 wait what now.. I wash my hair with eggs?
>> [_] Anon 2220988 >># I don't like the idea of eating pets.
>> [_] Anon 2220995 >># Can't you see people? This is why chicken are raise in such way. For most of people eating dogs seem brutal and unhuman, just because dogs are our pets. If chicken were raised pet way, then we would have problems eating them as well. It's about the feeling of superiority and power.
>> [_] Anon 2220996 >># I hope you weren't the animal kingdom faggot, if not you're an idiot. Animals die, it happens. You raise them on eggs and eat them when they die. Fresh chicken is delicious. It's better to use the animal for some good when it passes, it's sad, but it dies with you knowing it had a good life.
>> [_] Anon 2220997 >># >I want to torture a chicken it's entire life! >that way I can feel power and superiority when eating it! Do you also beat your wife?
>> [_] Anon 2220998 >># >You raise them on eggs and eat them when they die. you mean when you kill them
>> [_] Anon 2221000 >># Have I said this is how I think? Am I implying anything? Did I present how most of people do? Don't most of people beat their women?
>> [_] Anon 2221001 >># are are used in most products in some way, including tooth paste the more you know eggs are a miracle food, really they are
>> [_] Anon 2221002 >># >Don't most of people beat their women don't be do edgy you might give me a paper cut >># >what is natural death chickens stop giving eggs at some point, but you keep them alive to raise chicks until the hens die, they you get mo chickens
>> [_] Anon 2221003 >># Why do you care how they're treated if you're just going to kill them for food anyways?
>> [_] Anon 2221004 >># >being edgy >knowing statistics know the difference
>> [_] Anon 2221005 >2014-17 days >not using unconscious chicken farming http://we-make-money-not-art.com/archive s/2012/02/farming-the-unconscious.php#.Uq yP0_RDswA
>> [_] IaTM 2221007 >># I don't. But I will say that because he fed the chicken what he wanted, and it was natural, and they were treated properly, I didn't have shit chicken that day.
>> [_] Anon 2221009 >># No, they're raised like that for maximum efficiency. It's not about power or anything silly like that. They're just food. >># >I hope you weren't the animal kingdom faggot, if not you're an idiot. Huh? Anyways, I'm sure you know well enough why eating pets isn't nice for contemporary and urban people.
>> [_] Anon 2221028 >># you think thats wierd? theres piss in your lotion. makes the skin smoother
>> [_] Anon 2221029 >># it was implied that the chicken was grown specifically to be eaten but simply treated as a pet rather than as food not that it just died and "oh well might as well eat it"
>> [_] Anon 2221030 >># >headless chicken breeding I find this hilarious, fascinating and horrifying.
>> [_] Anon 2221092 >># You're missing buttmeat, breasts, thighs and guts.
>> [_] Anon 2221101 How's It Made is one of my favorite shows on the Science Channel.
>> [_] Anon 2221103 >># I'm reasonably sure other species are still more efficient. I do know that we would have to dispense of the liver and the kidneys, since those hold everything our body doesn't want.
>> [_] Anon 2221105 >># >fed a shit ton of nasty ass chemicals that are going to be passed to you >Implying I eat poultry. C'mon son, step up.
>> [_] Anon 2221109 >># >GO VEGAN! tumblr plz
>> [_] Anon 2221112 In order to to solve this dilemma, we need to mechanise everything and rais people in complete ignorance. The only reason you are showing compassion for those animals is because you are aware that they are living under supposedly cruel circumstances. And you will only continue feeling bad about them as long as you are consciously thinking about it. Why are you not sorry for the underage sex slaves imported to western europe from the balkans? Or the children starving in central africa? Because they are not on your mind right now. The problem is not that we are cruel, but that we care. Pain and sorrow only exist in your world as long as you are percieving it. Now stop pondering about where the things you are consuming and using are coming from and simply enjoy them.
>> [_] Anon 2221118 >># The negative consequences of ignorance outweigh the positive ones.
>> [_] Anon 2221120 >># I used to own some chickens. There was one, slightly retarded one who my mother liked. The others pecked its eyes out. I don't really give a shit what conditions those chickens are put in. They do not possess human empathy, and they are dangerous, unthinking, unfeeling creatures just like most animals. Furthermore, if they are anything like humans, they quickly acclimate to whatever environment they find themselves in. Ever heard of stockholm syndrome? Even people in crazy situations can adapt as long as they are safe and taken care of. These chickens have it good, because they never have to worry about anything, like getting their eyes pecked out, or being beat up by another chicken.
>> [_] Anon 2221127 I'll just leave this here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZlLZIBVO vY
>> [_] Anon 2221128 >># >vegan >eating meat >eating eggs I think should reread that post anon...
>> [_] Anon 2221129 >As for all their hard work, they earn an all-expenses-paid trip to the slaughter house :) 10/10 would laugh hysterically
>> [_] Anon 2221147 Shhh. You guys hear that? ... That's the sound of jimmies being rustled. Like feathers. On dead chickens.
>> [_] Red !!qyQnmRn+6zP 2221151 This is neat. Thanks OP!
>> [_] Anon 2221157 >asshole whining about eggs >everyone calls him a vegan The stupidity ITT is amusing.
>> [_] Anon 2221159 >how eggs are made >60 posts later >breed people for eating and have to guy who started it elected for president.
>> [_] Anon 2221161 That was awesome. I bet this was in glorious US. In my shitty third world country we always have to check the egg cartons for broken/dirty eggs.
>> [_] Anon 2221169 >># What shitty third-world country do you come from?