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[_] 'an I 'ave a knoife? Anon 3505790
>> [_] Anon 3505792 course ya can
>> [_] Anon 3505794 what dyou take me for?

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[_] 'an I 'ave a knoife? Anon 3505511
>> [_] Anon 3505567 Why does he order from the shopkeeper?

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[_] 'an I 'ave a knoife? Anon 3504974
>> [_] Anon 3504984 bahaha love it

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[_] 'an I 'ave a knoife? Anon 3504452
>> [_] Anon 3504453 Whot do yew take me foah?

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[_] Anon 3486380 What can I get ya?
>> [_] Anon 3486383 >># Can I have a pack of fags please?
>> [_] Anon 3486385 Nice one Sonny Jim
>> [_] Anon 3486440 >># con i hav a knoif

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[_] Anon 3459666 'Ello, there.
>> [_] Anon 3459680 >harder to buy super glue than beer Do bongs really?
>> [_] Anon 3459684 >># oi, you got a license for that spoon son? fantastic flash game idea tho. simple, fun and gets a bit hard at the end
>> [_] Anon 3459686 >A shopper was asked for proof of age when she tried to buy a packet of teaspoons from a supermarket. >Emma Sheppard was forbidden to buy the cutlery unless she showed identification to a shop assistant at her local Tesco. >Till operators at the store in Evesham, Worcs, wouldn't sell the pack of five teaspoons on Monday night as part of their 'Think 25' scheme, which demands ID from people who look under 25 when buying certain goods.
>> [_] Anon 3459701 >># dude have you seen what women can do with teaspoons? some real wicked shit, no joke

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[_] course ya can Anon 3449560
>> [_] Anon 3449628 I keep getting stuck at the knife
>> [_] Anon 3449673 >># What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 3449674 >needing to sound older to buy superglue and a knife wtf britain

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[_] Anon 3441733
>> [_] Anon 3441739 cannai av uh knoif
>> [_] Anon 3441754 >># Wot d'ya take me foaww?
>> [_] Anon 3441766 Whoopee doo Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim

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[_] Can I have a pack of smokes please Anon 3429191
>> [_] Anon 3429196 wot dew yoo tahke me four?
>> [_] Anon 3429271 lost on the last level in both ways
>> [_] Anon 3429273 So what does a drunk kid do with a knife while smoking up? This game needs an epilogue button.

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[_] Anon 3408932

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[_] Anon 3396533 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3396547 what do you take me for
>> [_] Anon 3396548 >># >when it's harder to get glue than alcohol and tobacco lol
>> [_] Anon 3396594 >># >knife is the hardest
>> [_] Anon 3396595 but kids are allowed to buy super glue?
>> [_] Anon 3396628 >># what do you take me for?

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[_] What can I get ya? Anon 3352420 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3352438 >># Le funny game
>> [_] Anon 3352439 >># Can anyone get past the knife?
>> [_] Anon 3352440 >># Whoopee doo Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim
>> [_] Anon 3352563 >># you can, but its rigged. It doesnt always go to the start point when it resets on the knife level so you have to watch for the pattern.
>> [_] Anon 3352564 >># course ya can

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[_] Anon 3318117 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3318217 Man, that knife took me three times to get right.
>> [_] Anon 3318227 try clicking just before the green thing lands in the spot during its first return

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[_] knoife for noine noinety Anon 3301183 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3301188 Is it even possible to get the knife?
>> [_] Anon 3301189 >># Yes
>> [_] Anon 3301194 >># 2 ez >># plz git gud you filthy casual
>> [_] Anon 3301202 >># coursh ya can
>> [_] Anon 3301209 >># >knife's the hardest thing to get accurate
>> [_] Anon 3301210 Nice one Sonny Jim
>> [_] Anon 3301230 >># got it all first try. ez win
>> [_] Anon 3301297 whatd'ya take me fore
>> [_] Anon 3301323 >># I have carpal tunnel and I got it from the second time. What the fuck's wrong with you, gramps?
>> [_] Anon 3301361 c'noyva nooooyf

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[_] Anon 3281172 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3281185 ey mate, last one is impossible
>> [_] Anon 3281231 c'n aye 'av a 'noooif?
>> [_] Anon 3281235 >># Its realism mate
>> [_] Anon 3281256 wut dya tak meh ferr
>> [_] Anon 3281263 Finally a game with a relatable protagonist
>> [_] Anon 3281264 >># I thought for a sec they'd made that one literally impossible but it can be done
>> [_] Anon 3281273 wooo pee dooo a bug fuul of lovely stuff
>> [_] Anon 3281302 CUHN UH HUV U NUHF
>> [_] Anon 3281307 >># no it cant
>> [_] Anon 3281309 If anyone wanna knows here is where you can play the game: http://dagobah.net/flash/Shopkeeper.swf i like the game, but in reality i would not have sold a knife to a 16 looking old year boy. if i would not make sure someone is only buying that for using it as a cook, or at home for himself for cooking, i could not cannot square with my conscience the fact i could maybe sell a weapon to a dangerous person. http://dagobah.net/flash/Shopkeeper.swf
>> [_] Anon 3281310 >># It can though
>> [_] Anon 3281313 >># Git Gud. I've done it every time this flash has appeared.
>> [_] Anon 3281342 >># just did it first try

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[_] Shopkeeper Anon 3277354 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3277356 I WANT THAT FUCKING KNIFE
>> [_] Anon 3277361 >># What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 3277417 >># i didnt expect to get the knife on first try
>> [_] Anon 3277418 also, the swf started breaking after i got the knife :(
>> [_] Anon 3277419 how to replicate it breaking: 1) beat the game https://i.imgur.com/sf6rM74.png 2) beat the first stage again 3) game becomes unresponsive https://i.imgur.com/LzTbUJ4.png
>> [_] Anon 3277498 PACKAFAGSPLZ COURSEYACAN

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[_] Anon 3258063
>> [_] Anon 3258072 jesus christ getting the knife is fucking impossible
>> [_] Anon 3258079 >># took me a few tries but the flash breaks after you beat it i think, couldn't play after winning
>> [_] Anon 3258081 >># I beat it myself shortly after I posted that, but it didn't break. I think that's just the end.
>> [_] Anon 3258083 why do you need to be old to buy super glue
>> [_] Anon 3258125 >># I got it second try, just don't suck >># in england you can't buy a plastic fork without having an id, not surprising children cant buy superglue either
>> [_] Anon 3258126 >># mine looped after the knife, that's the end

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[_] [A][M][E][S] Anon 3255857 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3256006 >># i love this broke game after you beat it once and keep going it breaks after the rizla

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[_] WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR!!!! Anon 3200654 as requested >># Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3200656 Game of the year
>> [_] Anon 3200671 >># thank you!
>> [_] Anon 3200676 >># love this accent of the shopkeeper
>> [_] Anon 3200677 >># corshe u can
>> [_] Anon 3200684 Whoopee doo
>> [_] Anon 3200689 You need to be an adult to buy fucking super glue in the UK? For the country that gave us 1984 it's such a goddamn nanny state.
>> [_] Anon 3200690 >># solvent abuse, man. But then I've never heard of anyone getting asked ID for glue.
>> [_] Anon 3200709 >># dude you need an 18+ ID just to buy FORKS and DINING KNIVES in bongland
>> [_] Anon 3200793 >># >pack of fags fitting the thursgay spirit
>> [_] Anon 3200820 Nice one, Sonny Jim
>> [_] Anon 3200840 c a n i h a v e a k n o i f e

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[_] Can i have a pack of Rizzlas please? Frostback 3165597 'course you can
>> [_] Anon 3165607 aaayy wot d'ya take me for?
>> [_] Anon 3165638 >># can I haf a 'noife?
>> [_] Anon 3165643 >># I thought he was gonna scream GOD NO! no matter what you scored at the knife.

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[_] Anon 3153368 Get ready for another Saturday night in Brixton
>> [_] Anon 3153389 So what the fuck happens after the knife?
>> [_] Anon 3153398 >># he get high and drunk in a dark alley and end up stabbing his neighbor for stealing the baseball he was hiding behind his house.
>> [_] Anon 3153411 >># He uses the knife to chop open the cigs. He then rolls them up with the papers. Next he seals the roll with the superglue. Finally he dips in the the beer for flavor. Gotta wait for it to dry but it's worth it.
>> [_] Anon 3153431 >># Not a damn thing. Gives you a message like "now you've got a bag full of lovely shit. Play again" Didnt spend too much time on it, but still felt miffed by the end.
>> [_] Anon 3153447 >># Wait. Superglue? What bullshit store would sell glue to adults only?
>> [_] Anon 3153448 >># pretty sure those are eye drops aka visine whateva
>> [_] Anon 3153455 >># Also ridiculous. So he's got to pretend to be an adult to buy eyedrops? The rolling paper and alcohol I get but why eyedrops?
>> [_] Anon 3153461 >># now that I think about it that doesn't make much sense same for the kitchen knife also but from what I hear they don't even let children buy spoons over in Europe now without a letter from the Queen
>> [_] Anon 3153462 >># Fucking nanny state - they brought it on themselves
>> [_] Anon 3153479 wot u tek me for?
>> [_] Anon 3153489 >># He literally says "can I have some superglue"
>> [_] Anon 3153491 >># >># You need ID in the US to buy superglue. I'm sure no store would allow a child to buy a knife. >># You get the rolling paper? Why would the not sell a kid rolling paper? Unless you mean due to them teepeeing a house on Halloween or some shit.
>> [_] Anon 3153536 Kuhn I 'ahv a knoooife

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[_] Anon 3113945 Get ready for a Friday Night in Peckham.
>> [_] Anon 3113992 Is getting the knife even possible?
>> [_] Anon 3113993 >># did it all in one go, step up anon
>> [_] Anon 3113997 >># All it says is "whoopdee doo" and you can play again. Not worth it.
>> [_] Anon 3114082 I think you mean Brixton

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[_] Anon 3031243 >>#

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[_] Anon 3020395
>> [_] Anon 3020407 I won, fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 3020452 >># >rightclick >check if im below the line >click like mad when I am Easy

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[_] Can you guess what this game is? Anon 3019018
>> [_] Anon 3019150 Can I have some rizlas please?
>> [_] Anon 3019158 >># what do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 3019163 caniasorizlaples

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[_] Anon 3016738 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3016946 the fucking knife.
>> [_] Anon 3016983 why buy rizlas if youre just going to get cigarettes?

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[_] Look at the nice man he's ready to serve you. Anon 3012437 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3012438 >># last one is impossible
>> [_] Anon 3012441 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012443 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012466 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012471 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012472 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012474 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012475 well meme'd my friends
>> [_] Anon 3012477 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012479 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012481 >># confirmed noob http://puu sh/mRRw2/aaab89db5a.jpg
>> [_] Anon 3012513 You can just pause it by right-clicking. Not too difficult.
>> [_] Anon 3012529 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012546 >># I literally just did it on my first try, git fucking gud.
>> [_] Anon 3012589 >># You're an anus!
>> [_] Anon 3012592 >># noob
>> [_] Anon 3012593 this is so old. god damn it i miss the golden age of flash. fucking jewtube ruined everything, nobody makes things like this anymore.
>> [_] ADOLF !HITLERqi96 3012608 >># this is fucking gold
>> [_] Anon 3012619 I have never been able to finish this and just now I did it twice feels goodman

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[_] Anon 2979000
>> [_] Anon 2979004 I always fuck up the last one
>> [_] Anon 2979080 knife is the worst one. Fucking England!
>> [_] Anon 2979102 >># classic

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[_] Anon 2953522
>> [_] Anon 2953548 Beautiful.
>> [_] Anon 2953556 lame ending is lame
>> [_] Anon 2953566 >knife is the hardest thing to obtain
>> [_] Anon 2953608 >># Such is the joy of england

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[_] Anon 2870766
>> [_] Anon 2870804 what the fuck anon what is this shit
>> [_] Anon 2870817 >># oi, u wanna'noife in ye gutteh m8?
>> [_] Anon 2870822 >CAN I GET A PACK OF FAGS PLEASE?
>> [_] Anon 2870868 >pack of fags fuckin brits
>> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2870887 I want to stop it at the very tippy top so his voice breaks glass.
>> [_] Anon 2870917 >># 12 Year Old British Chav Simulator 2015 10/10 Just like the real thing. -IGN UK

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[_] course ya can Anon 2783611 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2783645 i can never get the knife T_T
>> [_] Anon 2783691 anything else sir?
>> [_] Anon 2783694 >># trick's to click early, lad, what do ye take me for
>> [_] Anon 2783734 Immigration.
>> [_] Anon 2783743 Got everything first try. I don't even know what happens if you fail.
>> [_] vipper !Ep8pui8Vw2 2783746 >># WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR
>> [_] Anon 2783766 >># i got it on the 2nd try. you just have shit reaction time. you're prolly shitty at a lot of other things too.
>> [_] Anon 2783832 >># I bet I'm not shitty at kicking your ass, dickhead.
>> [_] Anon 2783837 You are shit at being an internet tough guy too
>> [_] Anon 2783838 >># You're shit at replying to posts, fucking loser.

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[_] ayy Anon 2775435
>> [_] Anon 2775439 Can i have a fookin knife ya twat "Course ya can!"
>> [_] Anon 2775477 >># Do you have to be a certain age to buy knives in the U.K.? Even fucking kitchen knives?
>> [_] Anon 2775491 >># Yup. https://www.gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives
>> [_] Anon 2775513 >># They thought gun control would help with crime, but criminals just started using knives instead so now they have knife control too.
>> [_] Anon 2775525 Is that a tube of superglue? That's banned in the UK?
>> [_] Anon 2775526 >># looks like nasal spray to me
>> [_] Anon 2775528 >># You need to be a certain age to buy nasal spray?
>> [_] Anon 2775529 >># http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales- news/save-life-bin-your-knife-2348990 this is a real campaign in the UK. they have trashbin-esque cans laying about that aim to save lives by having criminals through their knives away. Feels good living in the land of freedom and barbeque now more than ever

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[_] sk sk 2769782 sk
>> [_] Anon 2769828 is the last level possible
>> [_] Anon 2769839 >># Yes just barely.
>> [_] Anon 2769840 >># Yeah and then the game kind of starts over but it stop after the first level.
>> [_] Anon 2769844 >># >My Childhood kek
>> [_] Anon 2769851 >># Got it on the first try, skrub.
>> [_] Anon 2769894 can i haba crdlfoladnclugck sdlak of course sir
>> [_] Anon 2769918 So noone would notice that a child looking thing keeps changing his voice?
>> [_] Anon 2769930 well i beat the game then it stopped. gg no re.

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[_] Anything else sir? Anon 2735236 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2735261 >tfw got the knife on the first try
>> [_] Anon 2735272 Spent way too long trying to get it, finds out it loops and freezes after the first item. Well done.
>> [_] Anon 2735434 is there a nigger version of the game where you stab the shopkeeper 18 times and try not to get caught on camera ?

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[_] Anon 2701267 test your skill Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2701375 Is it even possible to get the knife?
>> [_] Anon 2701377 >># Yes it is, Sonny Jim. You just suck Tito ballz.
>> [_] Anon 2701379 >># Yeah, you just need good timing. Really bloody well good timing.
>> [_] Anon 2701392 >># >># Whopee doo Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim.

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[_] Anon 2669404
>> [_] Anon 2669414 wtf
>> [_] Anon 2669420 gimme the knife i'll chop ur fuckin head off m8 i swear on me mum
>> [_] Anon 2669484 This flash is old but incredibly funny
>> [_] Anon 2669489 >># what do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 2669523 http://puu.sh/f3b9d/226b76ae0b.jpg i fking did it
>> [_] Anon 2669547 >># >Reddshit & LoL Wow what a faggot

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[_] Anon 2606246 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2606253 rizlas are some of the shittiest papers ive ever used. randys all the way fuck you if you say different
>> [_] Anon 2606272 Nice one Sonny Jim.
>> [_] Anon 2606290 i like it but why does it exist
>> [_] Anon 2606331 If it would go higher than you could reach it here in that game you would all be lying on the floor laughin your ass of like that game.
>> [_] Anon 2606361 >># Oi chip chip cheerio gobna is 7 bong

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[_] Anon 2535349
>> [_] Anon 2535498 and nothing happens

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[_] Anon 2521102 Can I have a pack of fags please?

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[_] Anon 2517165
>> [_] Anon 2517168 thanks haven't seen this in a while
>> [_] Anon 2517169 >># The bar starts at the base, if you click fast enough you can skip the first levels.
>> [_] Anon 2517179 >can I 'ave a noife my fucking sides
>> [_] Anon 2517211 And this was made before the sound generation API was introduced.
>> [_] Anon 2517218 >># This.
>> [_] Anon 2517222 won by clicking the right mouse button
>> [_] Anon 2517268 Ok, what the hell are the eye-drops looking thing?
>> [_] Anon 2517335 Still a better game than Fez
>> [_] Anon 2517373 >># Super glue, for... pranks? Huffing?

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[_] Chav Simulator Anon 2292253
>> [_] Anon 2292260 Has anyone actually gotten the knife? It seems almost impossible to me.
>> [_] Anon 2292261 yup
>> [_] Anon 2292263 >># you need moar proskill
>> [_] Anon 2292270 >># have you got the gun?
>> [_] Anon 2292298 >># yeah i just did, it resets after you get it though
>> [_] Anon 2292341 >># That's not a knife; That's a spoon!
>> [_] Anon 2292349 >># what do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 2292361 Why the fuck would you need Rizlas if you already plan on buying fags?
>> [_] Anon 2292362 "Whoopee Doo. Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim"
>> [_] Anon 2292365 anyone reach the bonus level?
>> [_] Anon 2292367 >># >This guy doesn't make his own blunts out of tobacco from fags and green-buds What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 2292388 >># if you just mash the mouse button as fast as you can you win every time.

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[_] what do you take me for Anon 2243083 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2243149 >can I have a knife why
>> [_] Anon 2243166 >># to cut open the superglue
>> [_] Anon 2243172 A kitchen knife is harder to obtain than beer?
>> [_] Anon 2243177 >># In Britain, yes. You need to be over 22, have proof of age, residence and gainful employment, write at least a full page listing the reasons why you need to purchase this implement of murder and mayhem, as well as receive permission from both Scotland Yard and your local constable to purchase a kitchen knife. Further, you must inform the local authorities in the town the store is as well as the town in which you live if they are not the same, as well as any intervening towns between the store and your home, that you will be transporting a weapon legally obtained. In Great Britain, knives are treated the same as automatic machine guns here in the state.
>> [_] Anon 2243179 >># Because knives are prohibited weapons in the UK, like guns. You need a license
>> [_] Anon 2243208 >># Jesus titty fucking Christ. Suddenly I'm a little bit happier that I live in 'murica.
>> [_] Anon 2243236 >># >># Meanwhile, America. You can buy a sword off amazon with no problems which is basically a larger knife INTENDED for killing.
>> [_] Anon 2243244 >># >># and if you believed any of that then i think you need to go an hero
>> [_] Anon 2243245 I FUCKING DID IT i finally got the fucking knoife proof: http://imgur.com/gQZ5BDG
>> [_] Anon 2243267 >># wrong you just need proof of id and be over the age of 16 to purchase a sharp object like a knife
>> [_] Anon 2243280 >># You don't need that. You do however need to be 18 or over and be prepared to be asked for ID if buying from a store Im pretty sure online you could order it at any age

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[_] Anon 2223714 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2223739 he has to ask for that shit go grab it like a real nigger ginger* nigger!**
>> [_] Anon 2223831 >># In england cigarettes/rolling skins are behind the counter, actually, its like this in most places because thats what you tend to do with expensive addictive substances. Same goes for alcohol however in smaller shops its just in a visible area so people cant steal it. Have you ever been outside
>> [_] Anon 2223839 >># >can't get your own cigarettes/alcohol Well, I suppose that's what happens when you live in a police state.
>> [_] Anon 2223842 >># They do this in America, too. At the store I work, we lock the beer cabinets because people are faggots and don't know what money is when it comes to beer.
>> [_] Mew !0vBLbPxhZQ 2223846 I CANT FUCKING EVER GET THE DAMN KNOIFE
>> [_] Anon 2223849 >># give knoife
>> [_] Anon 2223858 Kids cant buy super glue or knoifs?
>> [_] Anon 2223918 Course you can!

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[_] Anon 2205434
>> [_] Anon 2205435 Very good game.
>> [_] Anon 2205437 WOT DO U TAKE ME FOA
>> [_] Anon 2205443 Canna have a choob o' supa glue?
>> [_] Alfonso 2205451 They took three hours to fix yotsuba catalog. Nice to see this up after all that waiting
>> [_] Anon 2205494 >can I haf a noif?

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[_] Anon 2192300
>> [_] Anon 2192315 fun
>> [_] Anon 2192322 Cute little game Doesn't need to be mislabeled as (H) though kid
>> [_] Anon 2192324 can I af a noif?
>> [_] Anon 2192386 >UNDER 25? next to some party-poppers I kid you not, I just saw this today in my local Sainsbury's What are they scared of, muslim kids on a Children's Jihad?
>> [_] Anon 2192437 >># why would you sell subhuman scum anything.
>> [_] Anon 2192461 >># What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 2192466 >># ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word
>> [_] Anon 2192471 continuously lose just so i can hear wut can i get u fo
>> [_] Mars !.X9p7owdWI 2192485 I can't make it past knife...
>> [_] Anon 2192549 >># Knife is the last item, anyways. you get a little congratulations written on the bag. That's it.
>> [_] Anon 2192568 Always expected this to be a screamer, but it never delivered.

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[_] Anon 2182216
>> [_] Anon 2182233 >># what is this shit
>> [_] Anon 2182234 >># wot do you t8 me 4
>> [_] Anon 2182238 >># can I have some fags?
>> [_] Alfonso 2182249 For all the poor scrubs http://postimg.org/image/hh6likid1/
>> [_] Anon 2182318 I looked it up, Rizla is a company that makes rolling papers. Since the kid is buying cigarettes whole, we can assume he wants these for weed.
>> [_] Anon 2182339 wat

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[_] Anon 2176165

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[_] Anon 2173614
>> [_] Anon 2173621 >># fuck the knife
>> [_] Anon 2173622 >># Scrubber
>> [_] Alfonso 2173642 No, not again!
>> [_] Anon 2173658 Wait, this was supposed to be hard?
>> [_] Anon 2173667 i work in retail, and this happens all the time
>> [_] Anon 2173675 >># WHOCH YOU TAKIN ME FOR
>> [_] Anon 2173677 Whoopee Doo Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim.
>> [_] Anon 2173680 can I af a noif?
>> [_] Anon 2173690 >tfw used to hang around with a kid like this whatever happened to my beloved country
>> [_] Anon 2173694 do you really have to be an adult to buy a knife over there?
>> [_] Anon 2173700 >># yep, kids stabbing each other isnt uncommon in some shitty areas of britain, we have knife crime like you murricans have gun crime, except we dont have conceal and carry and shit to protect ourselves
>> [_] Anon 2173701 >># Anything that can be used as a weapon. >government literally strips the entire population of all weapons >they think they're free
>> [_] Anon 2173704 >># only we dont, we realise were in a shitty situation, but we brits are rather apathetic
>> [_] Anon 2173757 you need to be an adult to get super glue? the fuck? lol
>> [_] Anon 2173768 >># You need to be an adult to buy a television or a butter knife as well. Britain is an enslaved nation.
>> [_] Anon 2173791 >># >you need to be an adult to buy a television But why?
>> [_] NOPE 2173798 Is the knife even possible?
>> [_] Anon 2173799 >># Hard to believe you guys conquered about 1/3rd of the world.

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[_] Zenon 2171930
>> [_] Anon 2171952 We /a/ now!
>> [_] Anon 2171958 This game's stylin'.
>> [_] Anon 2171997 best thing i have played in a while well worth it for the end
>> [_] Anon 2172031 what do you take me for
>> [_] Anon 2172038 I'm starting to think that fucker doesn't even sell knives
>> [_] Anon 2172044 this game is so stupid i cant stop loving it tho
>> [_] Anon 2172097 Got stuck on the glue for a few times but then got it and the knife straight up.

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[_] can I finally post this Anon 1880462
>> [_] Anon 1880602 amazing lol
>> [_] Anon 1880608 what do you take me for
>> [_] Anon 1880610 I finally beat it after literally years of seeing this game and giving up after 3 tries. I feel... empty...
>> [_] Anon 1880619 what's the fourth item?
>> [_] Anon 1880625 >># glue

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[_] ThrowsSnakes 1835178 What can i get chu?
>> [_] Anon 1835180 cannn i fffhhhhuuum suuum mooooaaah
>> [_] Anon 1835191 Fucking christ man. That kids eyes are as dead as my Girlfriend during sex.
>> [_] Anon 1835202 Argh this is strangely addictive
>> [_] Anon 1835212 A knife?!? Banned in Briton!
>> [_] Anon 1835217 Got that fucking knife.
>> [_] Anon 1835222 Note to kids wanting age restricted items in England: Always bring some Xenon gas with you for instant elderfication.
>> [_] Anon 1835230 >># what do you take me for.
>> [_] Anon 1835322 WOT D'YOU TAKE ME FO'

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[_] Anon 1819795 funny Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1819868 the knife I can never get what happens at the end?
>> [_] Anon 1819875 I got them all done on the 1st try. Then it just loops back to the beginning? "Bag filled with goodies" FUCK YOU!
>> [_] Anon 1819882 Bullshit. Like a kid from the UK can't get a knife. Those motherfuckers are stab happy fuckwads.
>> [_] Anon 1819899 Can I have a tube of super glue?
>> [_] Anon 1819916 >># Well, you have to be 18 to purchase a silverware set.
>> [_] Anon 1819917 http://i.imgur.com/GEUnD.png victory.
>> [_] Anon 1819936 >># That's hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 1819959 i Love this so Much i love the old man, not to much the kid though :/
>> [_] Anon 1819967 what the fuck is rizlas
>> [_] Anon 1819976 idono candy?
>> [_] Anon 1819978 >># rolling paper for fags.
>> [_] Anon 1819983 ohh i see now :P
>> [_] Anon 1820031 What chu take me for?!
>> [_] Anon 1820034 haha wanted that to be the subject but i forgot :/

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[_] England general Anon 1758533 Oi
>> [_] Anon 1758541 dat can I have a knife missed every time 5 star flash OP
>> [_] Anon 1758543 >># What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 1758545 Whoopdee doo. That's all you get for snagging the knife. Good job on you for pointing out that a knife for sale over there is worse than buying cigarettes and booze.
>> [_] Anon 1758617 >># Can i have a knife?
>> [_] Anon 1758619 The fuck is the fourth thing, eye drops?
>> [_] Anon 1758621 >># Superglue, which kids over there like to pour into their sinuses to get high
>> [_] Anon 1758625 >># how the fuck do you get it out or do you just sniff the vapors
>> [_] Anon 1758688 >># google solvent abuse
>> [_] Anon 1758693 High pitched voice sounds just like the scout NEEDADISPECERHERENEEDADISPECERHERENEEDAD ISPECERHERENEEDADISPECERHERENEEDADISPECER HERENEEDADISPE CERHERE

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[_] [G] PACKAFAGSPLZ ALLO THERE 1675013 WHAD 'A TAK MI PHO? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1675070 so you have to sound like satan to buy superglue in yurup?
>> [_] Anon 1675139 fucking lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1675177 Nah, you can get away with sounding like Azmodeus or Abbadon, but it's best to sound like Satan just to be sure.

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[_] [?] PACKAFAGZ PLZ Anon 1649847
>> [_] Anon 1649849 4chan, where superglue is harder to get than beer, cigs, and candybars
>> [_] Anon 1649850 >># snort snort
>> [_] Anon 1649859 >># The first item is cigarette papers, not candy. You don't need to be 18 to buy candy in the UK. Also a knife is even harder to get.
>> [_] Anon 1649860 That's not a knoife.
>> [_] Anon 1649885 Con oh hov oh nof...
>> [_] Anon 1649903 And apparently all you need to get restricted items is to sound like satan.
>> [_] Anon 1649914 WUT D'YU TAYK ME FOU
>> [_] Anon 1649952 I ACTUALLY GOT THE KNIFE!!!! It only took me 14 fucking years of my life byt I finally got that goddamn knife!
>> [_] Anon 1649956 >># What comes after that?
>> [_] Anon 1649958 first try 0boy, these "games" sure are easy
>> [_] Anon 1649962 >># >># Knife is pretty easy to get :/ Once you get the knife, thats the end of the game. Well done!

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[_] [?] PACKAFAGSPLZ Anon 1645909
>> [_] Anon 1645911 Little girls voice: "can I have a knife?" "What do you take me for?"
>> [_] Anon 1645927 funny shit anybody got past the knife? I always get kicked out by that time... besides, what teh fuck do I want with a pack of Rizla, cigarettes, malt liquor, crazy glue and a knife? I shudder to think what could be next... *clicks button AGAIN*
>> [_] Anon 1645929 >># You just get a "good job you win screen", Fairly sure this is just making fun of the UK and its substance control laws.
>> [_] Anon 1645943 Whoopee Doo! Your bag is full of Lovely stuff Nice one Sonny jim.
>> [_] Anon 1645948 >># >I shudder to think what could be next The best sex of your life!
>> [_] Anon 1645951 >Fairly sure this is just making fun of the UK and its substance control laws. Or underage b&s who actually try this shit.
>> [_] Anon 1646072 It ends after the knife.
>> [_] Anon 1646077 Nice one Sonny Jim

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[_] [G] PACKA FAGZ PLZ. RyaKun 1330671 Sure ya can /f/ What do you take me for? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon !dNf0EECcUM 1330677 ukygkb
>> [_] Anon 1330688 congratulations your bag is full of shit. what the fuck ever.
>> [_] Anon 1330804 A store that sells.. Rolling papers Smokes. Beer Super glue and knives. Walmart?
>> [_] Anon 1330874 >># He has the main ingredients to start the WWII all over again.

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[_] [G] Anon 1187756 Ohho
>> [_] Anon 1187761 that last level is such a troll
>> [_] Anon 1187762 >># you have to click just as it starts or you can't win. either way, it's not fucking worth it.
>> [_] Anon 1187800 I passed the last level first try.
>> [_] Anon 1187841 Super glue?
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1187854 I did the whole thing in one go. Easy shit, but laughed when he asked for whatever the fuck was in that eyedrop(?) bottle. Couldn't understand him.
>> [_] Anon 1187865 >># It's superglue.
>> [_] Anon 1187888 >># >># I got the last level in two tries any I let it go up and down a couple times. Bad reaction times, much?
>> [_] Anon 1187919 What kind of store sells Liquor, Smokes, rollin papers, super glue and knives?
>> [_] Special Agent Dale !CoOperRA66 1187920 you have to be an adult to buy superglue in the UK?
>> [_] Megalodon !aaWI/nsBfU 1187929 CAN I HAEV A KNOIFE
>> [_] Anon 1187966 >># A damned good one.

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[_] [G] CAN I HAVE A PACK OF FAGS PLZ Anon 1160892 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1160896 i WON
>> [_] Anon 1160908 Why is this making me laugh so much?
>> [_] Anon 1160909 What the dicks are Rizlas?
>> [_] Anon 1160913 >># Wait nevermind, they're rolling papers. Who the fuck rolls cigarettes themselves anymore?
>> [_] Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN 1160921 >># Anyone who doesn't want to get royally buttfucked buying factory-made cigarettes.
>> [_] Mel !iKGMr61IHM!!VJXiIsRXUJN 1160927 >># It's actually not that hard once you realize you can let the meter go back and forth.
>> [_] Anon 1160961 >># what do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 1161007 >># Weed
>> [_] kind foley !lv.o3z9kM6 1161010 can I have a knife
>> [_] Anon 1161027 I beat it. I just got my friend drunk with lager so he wouldn't feel the pain as I cut him with a knife, patched up the cut with super glue, and let him calm his nerves by rolling a rizla fag. And he had more fags I guess.
>> [_] Anon 1161030 oops i accidentally his voice as high as it could go i peed myself laughing
>> [_] Anon 1161032 >># The whole thing?
>> [_] Anon 1161033 >># yep the whole thing
>> [_] Anon 1161072 the fuck do you need to sound old to buy super glue for?
>> [_] Anon 1161105 easy
>> [_] Anon 1161122 >># kids inhale it to get a buzz but it fucks you up

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[_] [G] /r/ moar gaemz Anon 984981 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 984988 What do you take me for?
>> [_] Anon 984990 This game made me lol
>> [_] Anon 984993 CUUUHN III HUUVE UHHH KNUUUUFFFFE
>> [_] Anon 985000 CUUUHN AAH HAFFAPACKA FAGGS PLEEESS
>> [_] Anon 985009 HALLO SIR WHUT CUN AH GET YA
>> [_] Anon 985010 oh god this game made me lol more than it should have
>> [_] Anon 985016 Whoopee doo Your bag is full of lovely stuff. Nice one Sonny Jim
>> [_] Anon 985073 hard lollin
>> [_] Anon 985078 WUT DEW U TEK MEE FAWR
>> [_] Anon 985094 deep voice = old
>> [_] Anon 985116 flash is broken if you get your bag full of shit and attempt to play another game, it won't go past the first stage
>> [_] Anon 985156 what is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 985166 ace
>> [_] Anon 985179 easy as shit cake on a stick also >># has pointed out that you cannot play after the second 'rizza +' thing, and has been confirmed.. it is broken
>> [_] Anon 985194 UHH CUN UH LUGGUH

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[_] [G] Fool the shopkeeper! Anon 901846 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Shawn Eater !DboU7yuujg 901851 WHAT DO U TAKE ME 4 :U
>> [_] Anon 901853 Funny. :)
>> [_] Anon 901854 dat knife
>> [_] Doctor Dick !!dKiknH62i9K 901885 I don't even
>> [_] Anon 901902 Sonny Jim?
>> [_] Anon 901917 Your bag is full of lovely stuff
>> [_] Anon 901976 CAN I 'AVE A KNOIFE?
>> [_] Anon 902023 Did anyone ever get that damn knife?
>> [_] Anon 902025 I got the knoife first try. Dont know if I could do it again, though.
>> [_] Anon 902027 I got it. :D
>> [_] Anon 902036 Last one cant be done. Also if you want shit, be a black under dressed person and speak ghetto. He would just want you to leave
>> [_] Anon 902038 Who the fuck says please? Demand that shit
>> [_] Anon 902040 Im old enough for beer but not for eye drops and a knife? What the fuck kind of store is this
>> [_] Anon 902041 >># Its super glue, actually
>> [_] Anon 902042 >># yes you can. but it has to be PERFECT timing
>> [_] Anon 902060 WIN!
>> [_] Turtletron !t0of944Ftw 902062 >># I got it first try... But I am superior. Britfag shit
>> [_] Anon 902122 i like hearing all the things you ask for in that really high voice, honestly.
>> [_] Anon 902150 got last one on my first try lol pure luck
>> [_] /r/ nuclar wessels epic thread MosinMatt !!1J3JRobqN2a 902153 >># Knives are illegal to own (even kitchen ones) in the UK. thats why
>> [_] Anon 902167 As >># said. "It is an offence for any person to sell to a person under the age of 18 any knife, knife blade, razor blade, axe or any other article which has a blade or is sharply pointed and which is made or adapted for causing injury to the person." [CJA 1988 section 141A] Via http://www.goxplore.net/guides/Knife_law _(UK)#Age_Restriction
>> [_] Anon 902189 Knoif? First. Motherfucking. Try. That's right. Suck it. Suck it hard.
>> [_] Anon 902235 Got the knoife on me first try woif it. I missed the fucking eyedrops though, and had to restart, so it was really on my second try over all.
>> [_] Polysynchronicity 902239 1. mash mouse 2. ??? 3. get knoife
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