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>> [_] Anon 3005127 good memes
>> [_] Anon 3005147 no sillier or or any less legitimate then any of the other religions we still have around. only difference is most modern day people in secular nations aren't naive & uneducated about the world and how shit works so they won't fall for it as people in the past sadly did. Anyway I would much rather find out that one of my friends is part of some self help cult/scam then being a Muslim or some shit and following the "life advice" of some dumb ultra violent warlord from a million years ago. So yeah it would actually rank rather high on my list among the well known religions though all of them are stupid.
>> [_] Anon 3005150 >># *tips fedora*
>> [_] Anon 3005155 >># You sure showed us how intellectual you are by your repeated emphasis how stupid religion is. >tip tip m'lady
>> [_] Anon 3005159 >># I actually have a deep respect for Christianity but other then that I hate most religions. One other exception would be Buddhism but I am not sure that is a religion. The fact is if you choose to live your life based on a book written by "some guy" from ancient times then you're a fucking moron. I mean at the very least you should read the book and judge for yourself if the ideas in it are logical, moral and are right for you. But anyone who just follows rules/advice from some ancient dude because they are stupid enough to believe god wrote it are idiots.
>> [_] Anon 3005162 >># >I actually have a deep respect for Christianity >The fact is if you choose to live your life based on a book written by "some guy" from ancient times then you're a fucking moron. Are you really this retarded? You are aware of that the bible was written by "some guy", right?
>> [_] Anon 3005168 >># Yes I am aware and I am not saying I approve of it but I respect it far more then most other religions because of a few logical reasons. Also the origins of Christianity are far less sketchy then later religions like Islam which were painfully awful and involved numerous re-writes, sect splits and rampant plagiarization which make taking it seriously as some sort of "holy" book laughable. Plus Europe & America were mostly Christrian nations are their birth... and for most of their existence so they slowly became more and more secularlized. The fact that great places like that came into existence and produced so much while under the Christian flag also gives me more respect for it. As an American I can't ignore the large role it played in my history which is why I have respect for it. Anyway im rambling and probably sound dumb but the point is. All religions are bad but Christianity is far less bad then say... Islam.
>> [_] Anon 3005174 >># euphoric comment
>> [_] Anon 3005175 >># Your balls are Euphoric kid. take a hike
>> [_] Anon 3005176 >># Okay, Imma just give you some info you might have missed. 1. Europe wasn't created under Christianity, but rather they were divided, even after most of them turned christian, they still made war. 2. Both the bible and the quran(the muslim bible) are based on the Tanakh(the jewish bible). All three say some terrible shit. USA used to ignore most of it, but you are now using the old testament to justify shit, like no abortion, banning gay marriage, and stopping some research from being carried out. I'm not saying religion is bad, I believe the people acting on their believe are bad.
>> [_] Anon 3005180 >># >All three say some terrible shit. Yeah but the Quran is way worse then the other two and its not particularly close. Plus unlike the other two religions the Quran never modernized. >I'm not saying religion is bad, I believe the people acting on their believe are bad. I disagree. Believing you are following the word of god or some sort of holy spirit when you are in fact not is bad. That is being decieved or lying to yourself. Also people who do bad things because the religion tells them to or supports it is still another example of why religion is harmful. The point is you should never just accept an idea or a rule because someone told you its from god. People need to think for themselves and use logic/facts/reason to determine how they should live and treat others not just follow the holy rules of Muhammed the greedy beheader.
>> [_] Anon 3005182 but xenu guys
>> [_] Anon 3005185 >># To the first point, I wouldn't say the bible modernized, more like it adopted cultures, like Christmas, it's actually a heathen holiday, where I live it still has it's original name. However, it is still the Christmas you know, Santa just visits us at Christmas night and giving in person. To the other, I would say that we just gotta disagree. But in my head, if we went with your idea that religion makes people bad, we might as well arrest all Muslims for terrorism, and all Christians priests for child molestation.
>> [_] Anon 3005190 >># I am not comfortable with any Muslims living in my country unless they are secular and don't take the religion seriously like so many Christians who have never even read the bible. (but then of course they aren't real Muslims according to the Quran) The truth is if you honestly believe in the Quran then you can never truly co-exist in a country that isn't under Islamic religious law. There is a reason why ALL Muslim majority countries are under Sharia/religious law including the ones with great wealth/decent or high standards of living. Were I the Monarch of America I would ban Islam. Can't have an insular growing culture that is objectively awful and gos against everything the founding fathers wanted plus just freedom of thought/expression in general. That is like letting a cancer go untreated in your body because.... respect its culture!
>> [_] Anon 3005202 >># We (as in, USA and my country) have freedom of speech, thought, and religion. Because your founding fathers wanted that. So don't say you respect them and then say you want to change their fundamental laws, in the same breath. And if you don't believe in the bible, then what's the point of calling yourself Christian?
>> [_] Anon 3005204 It's always gonna be a double edged sword. Human beings need hope, they need to believe in something or have faith in something otherwise they lose purpose when times are tough. On the other hand, you don't want everyone to believe in the same thing. You don't want everyone to be told what to believe either which is what would happen if the majority were brainwashed to believe something so much that it would be "evil" not to believe in it. Long story short - we need things like religion for the masses of people who haven't the willpower to go on living when times get tough. But we also need people who don't like religion and will never follow it. They should also be allowed to not like it and protest against it but not to the point of abolishing religion or inflicting harm on those who believe in religious things.
>> [_] Anon 3005206 >># That's actually a really good way of putting it.
>> [_] Anon 3005210 >># >On the other hand, you don't want everyone to believe in the same thing. Yes you do. Atleast on a country by country basis. Diversity when it comes to foods/clothes is fine and all but diversity when it comes to culture/life beliefs is awful if you're trying to run a successful, stable, peaceful unified country.
>> [_] Anon 3005212 >># So you want a circle-jerking echo-chamber? Are you from reddit or something?
>> [_] Anon 3005215 >># You want countries to have their own religion but no mixed religions? Don't you think that will result in what I was saying above? That people will eventually be brainwashed into thinking that their religion is correct and everyone who doesn't believe it is "evil"? Take ISIS for example, do you think their religion should just completely take over the middle east and then you assume it will be a peaceful society? You know what would happen right? They'd move on to attacking other countries and preaching that their religion is superior once they've controlled the masses in the middle east to think this way.
>> [_] Anon 3005216 >># .. I want a country that is united under a good culture and works together if it wants to change/advance it further. Kind of like how America used to be (relative to the times of course). America had a superior culture, superior success and everyone (back then) was proud to be American and stood for the same values. Yeah we made changes to it over time but we were mostly united in those changes. A unified country is much stronger and will be far more successful then a country with a bunch of groups in their own bubbles fighting amoungst eachother.
>> [_] Anon 3005218 >># not him but I want a total chaos and some sort of apocalypse (ww3 would be sufficient enough)
>> [_] Anon 3005219 >># >superior There's no such thing as that - thinking that way is what brings about conflict and slavery. How do you think people in the past were treated when people started believing a religion, faction, group, country etc. was superior to the rest? Nothing good ever came from that. Humanity's history is violent, go pick up a book and take a look. Your perfect utopia would never work, it's been tried and failed in the past. Why do you think it's frowned upon today? Again use ISIS as an example.
>> [_] Anon 3005222 >># That's why I would love Trump to be president.
>> [_] Anon 3005225 There are many, many religions which are active. Many of them claim to be the "only one true religion," but that would not make much sense, would it? They cannot all be the only true religion, but even so, all have their value. The many religions are all good to the extent that they bring man to God and bring the realization of the Father to man. It is a fallacy for any group of religionists to conceive of their creed as The Truth; such attitudes bespeak more of theological arrogance than of certainty of faith. There is not a single religion that could not profitably study and assimilate the best of the truths contained in every other faith, for all contain truth. Religionists would do better to borrow the best in their neighbors' living spiritual faith rather than to denounce the worst in their lingering superstitions and outworn rituals.
>> [_] Anon 3005229 >># TRIPS Trump for President confirmed.
>> [_] Anon 3005232 >># >There's no such thing as that I disagree though I can still respect your opinion. I know that killing people for being gay is bad. If society A kills gays and society B doesn't then I can say that society B is superior. I can make a long list why Islamic culture is fucking horrible and why others are better using real logic & facts. So yeah... some cultures and clearly better then others.
>> [_] Anon 3005237 >># That is all hearsay though. Have you experienced all the different religions and cultures for yourself? If not then you haven't got the right to even have an opinion of what is "better" or "more superior". Some cultures work better than others based on geographical location. Some are still around because it's been a part of who they are for thousands of years. Some cultures have less freedom than others, some cultures are more racist than others, some cultures are more violent than others - yes I know the list goes on. But again that doesn't mean that one is better or more superior to the other. This is more your perfect living conditions and I hope for your sake you find it somewhere. The Amish might be a good one for you. They seclude themselves from everyone else and follow things very strictly by the book and for the most part are quite peaceful. No technology though, but you don't really care too much about that right?
>> [_] Anon 3005239 >># I think you're being too generous even if maybe in a small sense I agree with you. Some cultures support ideas/rules that I think are objectively back, stupid or sometimes evil. Killing people for being gay is never a good thing no matter what part of the world you live in. Restricting freedom of speech/expression is never a good thing. Burning women with acid if they disobey or want to leave their husband as is done in some cultures is objectively bad. You can't act like cultures haven't evolved and that some aren't overall much better then others.
>> [_] Anon 3005241 I'll just wait for a mind control device that will unite us all
>> [_] Anon 3005255 >># It depends. Some cultures would collapse and many people will die or worse become victims of things worse than death due to it being changed so suddenly. Cultures can change, sure, but it has to happen over a long period of time. I'm talking like hundreds to thousands of years of evolution. Like I said many cultures are different but changing cultures to be like other cultures just because they have a more "advanced" society won't do anything but create conflict and drive a wedge between the good relationships most countries have with one another. For example the wedge that has been driven between Arabs and everyone who's not an Arab has been huge. And the reason for that is the fact that these villainous people believe that their culture, religion and way of life is more superior than that of the rest of the world. Let's say you were Donald Trump and you decided that all Americans should push their culture and most commonly used religion not only onto their own people but then onto other countries as well. What do you think would happen? America would be vilified just like ISIS has been - regardless of their methods it's still pretty much the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 3005261 >># >Americans should push their culture and most commonly used religion not only onto their own people but then onto other countries as well. I do think America should push its own culture onto its own people. Nationalism and Patriotism is good for a country. We should all be united under our "American culture" like we used to be... those were much better days. Nowadays though you have people thinking we never had a culture... its so crazy. Anyway I would never wanna push our culture on other countries. I am a Nationalist... I despise most globalism. People are usually ethnically and culturally different from one country to another and we must respect that.
>> [_] Anon 3005262 anyway I gotta go. good talking to you. Vote Trump
>> [_] Anon 3005264 >># >The Amish... seclude themselves from everyone else and follow things very strictly by the book and for the most part are quite peaceful. Myth and fallacy. I live in the heart of Amish country, and I can tell you that while they do maintain their traditional dress and accoutrements, they mostly do not sequester themselves from "Englishers" or the rest of American society at large. They do have their traditional lifestyle, but it's heavily evolved into the modern age while still retaining its uniqueness. Some of the damned friendliest folks I've met. And the youth are no less party-powered than anyone else... except they race their horse carriages instead of Skylines at 3:00 am. Fucking crazy shit, you ever seen a tricked-out Amish racing buggy? >No technology though, but you don't really care too much about that right? They are not at all shy about modern tech. They simply like to live as streamlined as possible. The "public phone at the end of the mile for emergencies only" is basically a bygone era.
>> [_] Anon 3005265 >># Well naturally you may disagree with pushing your culture/religion onto other countries but it's not up to you. Put yourself in the shoes of everyone else. What do you think they would want to do? Do you think they would just sit around in America and stay there? Two outcomes: 1. They stay in America never leaving over time believing that their country is superior and all the other countries are nothing compared to them - the relationship between America and everyone else would decline pretty heavily. 2. Americans travel outside of America and preach to other countries or to the people of those countries to convince them that they should "convert" to the American way of life. Again you will see conflict and a strong wedge being put between America and the rest of the globe. The theory sounds great on paper, but if you put into practice it falls apart pretty quickly.
>> [_] Anon 3005269 >># >all Americans should push their culture and most commonly used religion not only onto their own people but then onto other countries as well. >What do you think would happen? americanization is still a thing you know
>> [_] Anon 3005270 >># There is more than 1 Amish settlement - I assume you've been to some more lax ones. I wasn't being overly critical about that - I was simply stating their average daily way of life. Some live slightly different based on their community, location, type of settlement. Like I said there are a lot more than just a few that maybe you have seen/lived in.
>> [_] Anon 3005272 >># Yes but it is inverted. Americans don't go out and push their culture onto others. Immigrants who come to America are Americanized so that they fit into society there. That doesn't mean they give up everything they believe in their previous country - it just means they've assimilated American beliefs/customs etc.
>> [_] Anon 3005275 >># >1. They stay in America never leaving over time believing that their country is superior and all the other countries are nothing compared to them - the relationship between America and everyone else would decline pretty heavily. And yet in the past that was exactly how it was and we were beloved/envyed by most of the world. We really did have a superior culture/peoples and were way more successful then anyone else because of it. Had we not been degraded by greedy globalists, mass immigration and other modern cancers we'd be a golden society today instead of.... whatever the hell we've degraded into.
>> [_] Anon 3005280 >># Well times have changed and everyone/everything is evolving. Look at North Korea, they are doing the exact thing you want America to do. Look at their image, they are completely united as a country but all alone. Look at South Korea, they have a good relationship with the other countries. I know it's not 100% how things would play out for America, but to make things easier use North Korea as an example. If you want a country like that, well, prepare to be hated, for the most part.
>> [_] Anon 3005281 >># Nope, I'm regularly ALL over PA from NJ to OH, northern WV, MD... It's as I represented it. There are indeed many many "pockets" of hyper-traditionalism deep in some very rural areas, and yes, they fully fit the stereotype, but are a very small minority and are seen by the greater Amish community as, well, antiques. The uninitiated would never tell them apart should they meet them, but then again, you'd never meet one of the hyper-traditionalists in Home Depot looking for shear pins for his snow blower, kek.
>> [_] Anon 3005283 >># >If you want a country like that, well, prepare to be hated, for the most part. Well to be frank I could care less if other countries like or hate us. And I agree that everything is evolving but I think the evolution is often driven not by a desire for good but for the greed of individuals. Much of the progress has been bad... along with some good. Overall though I think we came off the tracks decades ago.
>> [_] Anon 3005286 >># Like I said, I wasn't being overly critical about it. I never said they reject technology, I said "no technology" rather loosely. Obviously they're selective with their tech. But for the most part they still follow the old school ideals and traditions - which was the point I was trying to make originally.
>> [_] Anon 3005287 >># dude the quran has had less translations than the bible
>> [_] Anon 3005291 >># Well there are definitely disadvantages to having not so good relations with other countries. But I think we should just agree to disagree at this point. Thread is gonna die soon anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3005292 >># the fact you can't differentiate between then and than really undermines your entire argument
>> [_] Anon 3005293 >># >North Korea There is no such thing. That's simply Communist China's penis dangling there. Understand that. They are not alone, they are an appendage wholly supported by the Big Boys in Beijing.
>> [_] Anon 3005295 >># kek.
>> [_] Anon 3005296 >># >Look at North Korea, their image, they are completely united as a country but all alone. don't let the propaganda fool you m8 I'm not from best korea but from a country that belonged to eastern block, that did this in the 70s, we were united, we were proud, we were communists and we merely had enough to buy some luxury, and by a luxury I mean a fucking jeans (made in USA of course) or some fucking good shoes, or a trip once a year, and by a trip I mean a trip inside the borders, and everyone wanted to leave and go to US and fucking A and never come back
>> [_] Anon 3005299 >># that dick in your tush undermines your argument.
>> [_] Anon 3005300 >># What do you mean? They aren't united? I never said that they had a good life there or anything if that's what you thought I meant.
>> [_] Anon 3005302 >># Undermines his colon too.
>> [_] Anon 3005311 >># just look at this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCK1wpg8 ao8 it looks cool and you can achieve a lot of great things if you're united but the regime you're under and what it gives you as an individual is mostly crap
>> [_] Anon 3005312 >># Yes this I know. This was part of the reason I was saying that a united country is not exactly the best ideal. North Korea makes it work to some degree but it pays the price in doing so. It sounds like you're supporting my argument, was that what you were doing? Sorry I didn't understand to begin with.

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[_] Has it been 5 years already? Anon 1881739 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1881741 What? It's only been five years?
>> [_] Anon 1881914 >albinoblacksheep.com >shitty fucking XD SO RANDUMB /b/ humor
>> [_] Anon 1881949 feel like an eternity

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[_] [?] We're bringin' back the classics DJ Jazzy Jeff 1505000 Aaaaaaand here we have an oldie that we're gonna dedicate to Tom Cruise, for bein' such a good sport. Coming up in the next hour, we've got a whole lineup of your favorite classics, so don't change the station. This is '/f/riday every day' with your host, DJ Jazzy Jeff Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1505072 That made me laugh
>> [_] Anon 1505096 A classic indeed. Fuckin' saved for posterity.

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>> [_] Anon 1495997 Already seen this plenty of time but worth bumping

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[_] [?] mmm Anon 1473794 a look back in time Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] FUN 1473803 I can't believe I watched the whole thing Gastly thetons ftw
>> [_] Anon 1473858 i'm xenu and what is this? o_O
>> [_] xenuuuuuuuu 1473859 i'm xenu and what is this?
>> [_] Anon 1473921 Dr. Macdoo during the start of the credits is the best part of this whole thing.
>> [_] Anon 1473998 im xenu and what is this

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[_] [?] kjhbg Anon 1432454 lkdfbfr

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[_] [?] Haven't seen this in a while Anon 1423476
>> [_] Anon 1423551 I can't believe nobody's commented on this? It's classic!
>> [_] Anon 1423571 Must be a bunch of newfags who don't know shit about shit.
>> [_] (𝕄𝕆𝔻/ᴬᴰᴹᴵᴺ) !LLLLLLLLL. 1423782 lold
>> [_] Anon 1423783 Yeah that's what I was thinking too. Must be all the newfags stuck at home for the holidays. LOL!!

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>> [_] :3 FurFan !!ITx6Th3pbEj 1349007 The personality test said the kid was a furry x3
>> [_] Re Anon 1349009 Mwahahahahaha !!! Luv you man. mwahahhaha xD I love the Epic Battle bit :D
>> [_] Anon 1349089 AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

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>> [_] Anon 922473 oh god i haven't watched this in forever
>> [_] Anon 922493 I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DO ANOTHER SCIENTOLOGY PROTEST
>> [_] Anon 922529 >># are the moralfags even still doing that?
>> [_] Anon 922567 you mean another failure at scientology raid. since, 4chan can't be serious for more then 2 minutes. Thus, losing all actual power that the protest might of had.
>> [_] Anon 922580 the exploding fox van at the end was a nice touch
>> [_] ArachBR O)))ristocrat !!49IDaeG8P6M 922584 >># The only moralfag shit I ever did was Hal Turner. I was there. He has a limp handshake.
>> [_] Anon 922608 Fukkin' saved
>> [_] Anon 922747 Good stuff

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>> [_] Anon 844879 Hyakugojyuuichi? i lol'd though
>> [_] Anon 844890 awsome sause but i will never give into that cult bs
>> [_] Anon 844893 Hah, nice animation! They did pretty good.
>> [_] Anon 844897 shame it still fails
>> [_] Anon 844904 sage for niggersheep
>> [_] Anon 844907 FUCKING CANCER Good animation in some parts.
>> [_] Anon 844909 lol
>> [_] Anon 844983 what is the song in the credits?
>> [_] Anon 845113 Oh My God This Kicked ass.
>> [_] anon-nanaya 845125 >># RICK ASHLEY - NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-o VI