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[_] [G] MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC [G]! Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)03:13 No.1163750
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)03:37 No.1163763
i'm inside the white house, and i am wondering if i can walk up the staircase or down the
chimney, if that's even possible, but when i try to figure out a way all it tells me "supply a
direction faggot"
sigh
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)04:00 No.1163782
i got tired of looking around everywhere not knowing what to do so i just killed myself and the
game did it with the sword.
funny how i can explore almost the whole immediate map and can't find out where to go next other
than a grating fasteened to the ground and a canyon in the east or something, but as soon as i
put kill myself the game is like hurp durp, gg
also the piss poor descriptions makes it hard to form a map in my head.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)04:22 No.1163799
i love the old classics, you know where to find return to zork?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)04:23 No.1163800
>ACTIVATE SELF
you can't turn that on.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)04:40 No.1163811
got lost in the maze???
wtf do i do from there?
also, i ran out of light from the lantern...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)05:43 No.1163844
>Break down door to the west.
What do you want to break the door with?
>Body slam door to the west.
I don't know the word "slam".
>FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anonymous 01/21/10(Thu)11:36 No.1163934
>Toss leaflet at self.
"You have died"
ಠ_ಠ