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[E76Z5YQ]https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3506284
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/4 -2024 03:37:22 Ended: 4/4 -2024 20:00:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Anon 3506284
>> [_] Anon 3506309 premium upload


[VVPJIXQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3411012
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/12 -2019 20:51:26 Ended: 8/12 -2019 20:06:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 3411012
>> [_] Anon 3411081 >go north >pile of leaves >go west >forest repeat ad infinitum. WTF is this? going east south and straight north were impassable, this direction is an infinite loop of the same events. where am I, lost woods?
>> [_] Anon 3411096 >># newfag its like you've never even read Ready Player One baka


[XT40GLY]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3379304/here-ya-go
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/2 -2019 06:06:57 Ended: 2/2 -2019 06:06:57Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] here ya go Anon 3379304


[GALF1KN]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3366935
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/11 -2018 21:16:46 Ended: 8/11 -2018 21:24:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Anon 3366935 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3367101 >kill self >kill self with what? >kill self with hands >suicide is not the answer :(


[NL8SYBD]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3342397/ring-the-arach…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/6 -2018 05:02:17 Ended: 21/6 -2018 05:02:17Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] Anon 3342397 /r/ing the arachnophilia spider game where he talks about jews


[AIQR02B]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3338942
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/6 -2018 03:25:15 Ended: 1/6 -2018 03:25:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] Anon 3338942


[FA8ZMWR]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3308022/dont-get-eaten
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/1 -2018 22:52:39 Ended: 14/1 -2018 12:16:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
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[_] Anon 3308022 don't get eaten Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3308047 Oh man, it's pretty cool someone ported these to flash.
>> [_] Anon 3308048 >># I wish I could get back into text games. it seems like that mindset is gone with the sands of time. I'd like to be able to play "a mind forever voyaging"
>> [_] Anon 3308063 >># Much appreciated M8 Also : Checked
>> [_] Anon 3308134 >># Did you even look? Recommend some other good titles while you're at it.
>> [_] Anon 3308135 bah! https://www.myabandonware.com/game/a-min d-forever-voyaging-59
>> [_] Anon 3308141 >># >>#


[ZTDHS28]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3260917
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/7 -2017 11:13:00 Ended: 10/7 -2017 11:13:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] Anon 3260917


[Z1W793S]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3239921/request
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/4 -2017 18:28:52 Ended: 30/4 -2017 23:03:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Request Anon 3239921 Can anyone post the game about a spider trying to catch insects which talks about the holocaust in the background?
>> [_] Anon 3239968 >># >spider trying to catch insects which talks about the holocaust in the background >Well now i am intrigued


[RMORNRO]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3218262
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/2 -2017 00:43:14 Ended: 24/2 -2017 07:33:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Anon 3218262 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3218271 >># Love this, but still haven't gotten around to finishing it.
>> [_] Anon 3218277 well there goes my evening Thanks OP
>> [_] Anon 3218378 >># how do i download this? don't frequent /f/ much, if you feel like helping
>> [_] Anon 3218387 >># Right click, save target as


[YEF3VI0]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3206328
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/1 -2017 06:35:07 Ended: 24/1 -2017 07:00:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 3206328
>> [_] Anon 3206348 >># I'LL FINISH YOU, SOMEDAY, ZORK!
>> [_] Anon 3206349 >># Spoilers: http://is2.4chan.org/v/1485225998621.jpg


[AGYMKQ7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3188219
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 13/12 -2016 00:24:05 Ended: 13/12 -2016 06:14:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 3188219 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3188259 you know, I never played zork, and trying to play this now I realize this is nothing but memberries because this game fucking sucks it could work if combined with some AI that at least recognizes (with context) what you want to do and not give an entirely pre-programed response to it >does not know the word you >knows the word fuck but not fucking >can't kill myself in spite of all the suffering
>> [_] Anon 3188345 >># >knows the word fuck but not fucking Just don't conjugate verbs. Also this game is pretty good and if you're serious about playing through to win, just make a map as you go along.


[FLJH3Z7]!! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3166980/weve-all-heard…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/10 -2016 22:57:51 Ended: 25/10 -2016 06:06:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 34
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[_] we've all heard about cyberpunk and cipherpunk, but here's something new: textpunk. Anon 3166980 That's right. Textpunk Newspaper articles, BBSs, IRC, ASCII art, program source code, Novels, View HTML source, Mathematics, Hieroglyphics, The Rosetta Stone, Gutenberg Bible... A textpunk doesn't sit there waiting for information to be slowly fed to him drip at a time by the gogglebox. A textpunk is thirsty for knowledge and 100% focused - they read old school hacker textfile zines. They don't waste their time with lame imageboarders: instead they're doing crazy abstract shitposting on bbses with thoughts and concepts twisted up so with many levels of irony that it becomes an art form. Textpunks recognize and understand the true power of copypasta - how a well crafted piece of text can be so damn powerful that it alone can trigger thousands of replies with so much veracity within days. They see through things down into the core of what really counts, everything in the computer is built of text, ascii, strings of bits - They don't care about the latest 3D GUI environment fads. No, that's just a distraction. 7-bit clean ascii program source code. That's textpunk. Look at how text has shaped humanity: The birth of writing systems was correlated with some of fastest advances of science and technology in early human history. Mass production of the Bible took power away from a few select monks and democratized paving the way for people to start thinking for themselves. Programming is text and it's the closest thing there is in the world to true wizardy and spell casting. Talking about real SICP-type programming here, not that modern garbage. Today textpunks build up digital libraries of books and stick it to the copyright cartel. Schwarz, lib gen, the gentoomen library, and so many anonymous sources that tireless scan and collect books.. Textpunks are the people in tune with modern digital society of ultrafast cost-free transmission of text, they're the ones rethinking and revolutionizing publishing mixing it with open rights and making works available online. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3166988 >Proclaims the new era of "textpunk." >Posts a game older than dirt that's been updated with a fancy new GUI. You want to try and fail a third time, chummer?
>> [_] Anon 3166989 let`s invent socialmediapunk
>> [_] Anon 3166992 It has one point about stripping away the unnecessary graphical components of a software and making sure it works, without getting distracted by graphical content. >># This itself is copypasta, I thought it would be entertaining to some. >># Doesn't that exist more or less?
>> [_] Anon 3166994 >># What about punkpunk? Ya know, where we all wear mohawks, wear anarchy "A" patches, and listen to awful loud bands that scream alot?
>> [_] Anon 3167000 >># What about flashpunk? Ya know, where we all wear red dyed hair, wear Adobe "A" patches, and listen to awful loud flashes and dance in the street alot?
>> [_] Anon 3167001 how about not-punk where we just shower and stuff
>> [_] Anon 3167004 >># No, that's hygiene-punk. Get with it, you nerd.
>> [_] Anon 3167006 >># and like don't scream and don't listen toold stupid bands and actually know that anarchy is stupid
>> [_] Anon 3167009 >># Well duh here. >What about hygienepunk? >Ya know, where we all take showers, wear deodorant, and listen to awful loud podcasts on how to be clean?
>> [_] Anon 3167010 chan punk
>> [_] Anon 3167011 Pun Punk!
>> [_] Anon 3167015 >smell me It smells like a you.
>> [_] Anon 3167029 >># not updated enough, would love to not have to type in the commands myself
>> [_] Anon 3167033 >># Tl; dr Also I think your flash is broken, i tried to click the play button but nothing happens. I cant be fucked to decompile this to see what it actually is
>> [_] Anon 3167037 >># There is no "play" button. It works over here, which Zork game are you trying to select?
>> [_] Anon 3167039 >># play button >imgur.com/ESmcIcD ???
>> [_] Anon 3167041 >># Don't know what that is, are you sure that you're opening this flash? It should look like this http://i.imgur.com/zoVnozJ.png
>> [_] Anon 3167042 >># >http://i.imgur.com/zoVnozJ.png I got passed that screen, the play button below where it decribes the scene. is it not clickable or what
>> [_] Anon 3167045 >># hahahah, that's too funny. >Zork is one of the earliest interactive fiction[1] computer games, with roots drawn from the original genre game, Colossal Cave Adventure. The first version of Zork was written in 1977–1979 using the MDL programming language on a DEC PDP-10 computer. The authors—Tim Anderson, Marc Blank, Bruce Daniels, and Dave Lebling—were members of the MIT Dynamic Modelling Group. >[1]: Interactive fiction, often abbreviated IF, is software simulating environments in which players use text commands to control characters and influence the environment.
>> [_] Anon 3167071 >># There was a fourth Zork, wasn't there?
>> [_] Anon 3167075 >># The company, Infocom, went on to make sequels and other games in the universe, even titles like Zork Quest: The Crystal of Doom, but there was no game called Zork IV.
>> [_] Anon 3167085 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3167094 >># sign me up
>> [_] Anon 3167110 >># I assume this is a pasta from /g/, though I first saw it on taba.
>> [_] Anon 3167114 >># Probably not from /g/, I got it somewhere else. Although I don't know how old it actually is.
>> [_] Anon 3167117 I would date this pasta to within the last two years. I thought I saw it first on 4-ch but I may be wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3167118 >># That's where I saw it too.
>> [_] Anon 3167122 >># I was a BBS sysop once on a simple IBM PS/2 with a 2400 baud experimenting with RIP. While I do have a terrabyte collection of books on every subject in my machine, I wouldn't consider myself a "textpunk". Frankly labels are pointless. I just use the skills from the past to enhance my life and make it easier. Lots of the skills I learned from phreaking has been used in other aspects of my engineering I do for a living. I loved playing LORD and much of that has had an unexpected impact in other problem-solving aspects of my job. I suppose its a shame no one will experience these hard core skills anymore but I suppose there are skills of a different kind to be found these days. Lots of opportunities in the IoT world that is just emerging. Way better support than the pathetic kits from RadioShack and mail-order catalogues.
>> [_] Anon 3167135 >># Is there a list of commands? After reading the leaflet, what am I to do? I tried breaking the window, but there's nothing to break it with.
>> [_] Anon 3167146 >># I mean if you want a full command list it's here http://zork.wikia.com/wiki/Command_List But you can really just use basic verbs to do what you want. If you want to discover most of them on your own I'll tell you that movement is based upon nsew and just typing in n will move you North. Try making a map (on paper or in your head) before you look everything up on that wiki.
>> [_] Anon 3167154 Oh yeah, don't forget that it recognizes the word rape.
>> [_] Anon 3167155 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nigRT2K mCE
>> [_] Anon 3167174 (Read off of the matchbook in Flood Control Dam #3) YOU too can make BIG MONEY in the excieting field of PAPER SHUFFLING! Mr.Anderson of Muddle, Mass. says: "Before I took this course I was a lowly bit twiddler. Now wit what I learned at GUE Tech I feel really important and can obfuscate and confuse with the best." Dr.Blank had this to say: "Ten short days ago all I could look forward to was a dead-end job as a doctor. Now I have a promising futre and make really big Zorkmids." GUE Tech can't promise these fantastic results to everyone. But when you earn your degree from GUE Tech, your future will be brighter.


[S78DCH9]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3140897
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 31/8 -2016 14:06:23 Ended: 31/8 -2016 18:03:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Anon 3140897
>> [_] Anon 3140916 Can't seem to actually do anything desu
>> [_] Anon 3140951 >># click "what is it?" to read the rules
>> [_] Anon 3140955 >># so boring..
>> [_] Anon 3140964 >># you can type "jump" to enjoy yourself


[MVWMD4T]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3121555
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 26/7 -2016 08:45:45 Ended: 26/7 -2016 15:56:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Anon 3121555 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3121611 > kill self > What do you want to kill the self with? > kill self with self > You don't have the you.
>> [_] Anon 3121612 >Attack mailbox >>What do you want to attack the mailbox with? >Attack mailbox with hands >>I've know strange people, but fighting a small mailbox? Just do what I fucking say
>> [_] Anon 3121665 >># You can get inside from the east end of the house through a window, and if you shift aside the living room rug there's a trapdoor.
>> [_] Anon 3121704 These games are rad. Thanks for posting


[QUUGKCS]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3047575/looking-for-th…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/3 -2016 06:43:18 Ended: 24/3 -2016 08:49:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 3047575 looking for the new rosalina flash
>> [_] Anon 3047593 i gotcha coverd
>> [_] Anon 3047641 >># HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LEAVE ONCE YOU GET TO THE RAINBOW


[EFHPD2W]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2984283
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/12 -2015 02:36:03 Ended: 25/12 -2015 06:54:00Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 2984283
>> [_] Anon 2984446 >># Good stuff lad
>> [_] Anon 2984469 >>Destroy leaflet with hands >"Trying to destroy the leaflet with a pair of hands is futile." Well, that is one powerful piece of parchment.


[R6D1PDD]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2944595/fucking-shitha…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/11 -2015 15:23:09 Ended: 6/11 -2015 22:09:05Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] fucking shithawks Anon 2944595 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2944709 Such language in a high-class establishment like this!
>> [_] Anon 2944710 never was any good at these. I'll give it a go
>> [_] Anon 2944712 >walk north >walk north >walk north >take >kill me with leaves >Suicide is not the answer
>> [_] Anon 2944791 how do i get past the spirits, i wanna slap leaves in Hades' face


[G6SY2UE]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2905346
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/9 -2015 07:43:56 Ended: 16/9 -2015 13:35:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
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[_] Anon 2905346
>> [_] Anon 2905393 I've always wanted to play these! Thank you!
>> [_] Anon 2905413 watching history of this shit on youtube now.
>> [_] Anon 2905432 >Throw lantern at self >A terrfiif throw! The broken brass lantern hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but by incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck, and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Underground Empire. 10/10 best game
>> [_] Anon 2905452 Thanks for this.
>> [_] Anon 2905456 >GO East >Take Path [You must specify a direction] >Take Path North [You used 'North' in a way I don't understand] >??? >Take North Path [You used 'North' in a way I don't understand] >????? >Take Path Forward [I don't know the word 'forward'] >Follow Path [You must specify a direction to go.] I gave up.
>> [_] Anon 2905458 >># >throws lamp at yourself >oh shit, better dodge that shit >slip and break neck lold visualizing that


[R16LVRD]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2862705/500kb
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/8 -2015 02:41:26 Ended: 1/8 -2015 03:59:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] <500kb Anon 2862705
>> [_] Anon 2862772
>> hi me >The you bows his head to you in greeting. Legit.


[U0INHOP]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2832269
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/7 -2015 12:12:13 Ended: 3/7 -2015 14:32:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Zork 2832269
>> [_] Anon 2832275 >># fucking grue
>> [_] Anon 2832331 >># colossal cave was better


[Z6MOKC9]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2773327
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/5 -2015 14:52:35 Ended: 7/5 -2015 19:27:31Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
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[_] Anon 2773327 For /VG/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2773339 ...no way
>> [_] Anon 2773378 it will let me hit enter but i can't type anything
>> [_] !iLoVeYOUvM 2773379 >># Click the lower blue bar.
>> [_] Anon 2773422 Holy fuck Im a casual, I took the leaves and revealed the grate what the fuck do I do now.
>> [_] Anon 2773423 >># never mind one of the windows was a little fucked so I got in the house


[QUDWY5Y]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2737144
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/4 -2015 21:55:40 Ended: 2/4 -2015 21:55:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] Anon 2737144 Too much [A] not enough [G]


[ZVIVUVJ]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2720830
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/3 -2015 05:07:33 Ended: 18/3 -2015 09:53:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 14
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[_] Zork Anon 2720830 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2720902 >you used the word "controls" in a way I dont understand >I dont know the word "options" >I dont know the word "help" What are key words that I can use to get the door open? You cant just open it and theres nothing to break it with.
>> [_] Anon 2720919 >># you can get in through the back window if you "use your hands" on it.
>> [_] Anon 2720938 Chrome here, it doesn't respond at all to my keyboard except for enter? What am I fucking up?
>> [_] Anon 2720946 how the fuck do i zork. enter works idk how to get text on the screen though
>> [_] Anon 2720948 >># Meme games
>> [_] Anon 2720950 >># Meme Game? Zork is awesome man!
>> [_] Anon 2720959 is there any way to download the .swf in chrome?
>> [_] Anon 2720960 >># right click, save link as
>> [_] Anon 2720961 How the fuck is this not just self explanatory to you guys?
>> [_] Anon 2720963 >># press alt + F4 and click
>> [_] Anon 2720964 >># hahahaha fuck, so simple thank you, next time i won't have to check temporary internet files
>> [_] Anon 2720965 >># >implying
>> [_] Anon 2720967 Has anyone killed the troll yet?


[GXMPULG]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2692198
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/2 -2015 03:03:55 Ended: 18/2 -2015 03:03:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] meh Anon 2692198


[ZJUP2VY]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2680634
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/2 -2015 02:22:18 Ended: 6/2 -2015 04:49:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Anon 2680634
>> [_] Anon 2680668 great game
>> [_] Anon 2680808 xyzzy plugh plover


[FWP84FB]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2572388
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/10 -2014 02:50:46 Ended: 23/10 -2014 03:21:38Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Anon 2572388
>> [_] Anon 2572435 THanks


[VIUMZ1X]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2570854
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/10 -2014 21:36:51 Ended: 21/10 -2014 22:32:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Zork Trilogy Anon 2570854
>> [_] Anon 2570861 I threw the leaflet at myself and died...
>> [_] Anon 2570920 >># Should have thrown it at the nailed door after puttin an empty bottle in the trophy case. Make sure you've kicked leaves first.


[DKLOSFQ]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2524841
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/9 -2014 20:14:17 Ended: 12/9 -2014 20:14:17Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] [a][m][e][s] Anon 2524841 We needs some [g]ames up in here


[V69NULY]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2520767
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/9 -2014 07:24:59 Ended: 9/9 -2014 09:01:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] interactive fiction text game Anon 2520767 Manual http://infodoc.plover.net/manuals/zork1. pdf
>> [_] Anon 2520802 >># Brilliant.
>> [_] Anon 2520822 >># Still can't eat leaflet 7/10
>> [_] Anon 2520826 >># maybe there is a leaflet eating mod?
>> [_] Anon 2520913 >eat self >auto-cannibalism is not the answer 0/10 would not play again


[XZSK5FK]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2518105
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/9 -2014 06:00:00 Ended: 7/9 -2014 10:06:04Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] hey this game is great Anon 2518105 also how do I put an email in the options field? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2518118 Fuck the grue
>> [_] Anon 2518119 >kill self What do you want to kill the self with? >kill self with self You don't have the you.
>> [_] Anon 2518121 >># try the knife or sword?
>> [_] Anon 2518125 >># "kill self with hand" works, though it just says suicide isn't the answer. Zork III allows "kill self with self", but it just revives you after.
>> [_] Anon 2518133 >># you can also rape things, it just says it's an interesting idea though.
>> [_] Anon 2518145 Also check out the Enchanter trilogy from the zork universe. The Lurking Horror (also by infocom) is another great title set in the real world, with a Lovecraftian twist! 4channers will love this one!
>> [_] Anon 2518180 full nostalgia obtained this game was difficult as fuck tho
>> [_] Anon 2518320 you can't read past the first part of the pamphlets. What do?
>> [_] Anon 2518323 >># check the wiki for commands, although they are generally very simple ones
>> [_] Anon 2518324 >># What a looney!
>> [_] Anon 2518343 >># Where do I read the dam guidebook?
>> [_] Anon 2518357 >># yo, filly to the rescue mang. everythinf you need to know is in here http://infodoc.plover.net/manuals/zork1. pdf


[C4UG96P]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2472936
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/8 -2014 06:20:18 Ended: 2/8 -2014 08:51:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] Anon 2472936
>> [_] Anon 2472938 They could not have given this a worse title.
>> [_] Anon 2472966 >># It's a nerd joke. I don't think they were going for mainstream appeal.
>> [_] Anon 2473104 >># Very nice, much approval. Bueno.


[Q0W4TPL]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2455513
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/7 -2014 07:48:23 Ended: 18/7 -2014 10:42:26Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] Anon 2455513 Thanks for Cave Story. Have another game in return. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2455536 >># Man I love zork but I never ever could finish it because I always got lost.
>> [_] Anon 2455542 >># Draw a map. Eventually the world's layout will become second nature.
>> [_] Anon 2455544 >># Yeah, that's a good suggestion, probably should have thought of that all those years ago.
>> [_] Anon 2455547 I wish there was a command set. I spent a while just typing in random words to see what it knew
>> [_] Anon 2455550 >># Did you try the word rape?
>> [_] Anon 2455551 >># No but now I did. >rape leaflet
>> [_] Anon 2455592 >># >Typing random shit because I'm not sure what to do >Type in "Kill me" in depseration assuming nothing would come of it >>If you insist >>Game stabs me in the stomach with a sword T-thanks.
>> [_] Anon 2455596 >># http://zork.wikia.com/wiki/Command_List
>> [_] for real 2455668 thanks for this man. I will now put black ops away


[KINGEV7]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2405418
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/6 -2014 17:29:09 Ended: 4/6 -2014 21:53:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] Mo' [G] mo' problems Anon 2405418 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2405522 >># how to beat the game?
>> [_] Anon 2405526 >># im stuck too im playing the first one and i pull out the leaflet - read it.... then what do i do!?!?!
>> [_] Anon 2405532 >># Go take a look at the forest.
>> [_] Anon 2405535 >># >># >thinking zork is hard you just have to check where you haven't been. read everything and go in all directions at least once no matter how useless they seem
>> [_] Anon 2405541 How do I even play it lol
>> [_] Anon 2405543 >># Type in commands.
>> [_] Anon 2405552 someone made a speedrun on it lol
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405555 >># >look at great rock The great rock contains: A sword >Open great rock You can't be serious. >
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405557 >touch myself Fiddling with the you doesn't seem to work
>> [_] Anon 2405558 >># http://zork.wikia.com/wiki/Command_List
>> [_] Anon 2405586 >># >Thinking you can open a great rock Why do you think it's great, dingus?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405590 >># >it contains seems a bit logical


[UJUCHAK]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2402947
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[AW7PVJI]http://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/2383759
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/5 -2014 19:47:57 Ended: 14/5 -2014 23:55:40Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2383759
>> [_] Anon 2383761 i can't type anything
>> [_] Anon 2383790 >># >># Click the blue bar on the bottom with the arrow on it.
>> [_] Anon 2383801 ahhhh shit finally a game that will make all those fucking casuals cringe time of my life over here op thank you
>> [_] Anon 2383890 >># finally? the game is from like forty years ago.
>> [_] Anon 2383897 Glorious post, OP. 10,000 internets to you.
>> [_] VaneFox 2383935 Fuck yes! I could never get the original to work, thanks for this, OP is not fag.
>> [_] Anon 2383936 Today OP was a pretty cool guy.


[XLSHJ8X]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2326386
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/3 -2014 21:54:04 Ended: 24/3 -2014 01:14:11Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Loop)
[_] fml Anon 2326386 I played idle mine to hellstone lvl 10 and accidentally closed my browser.
>> [_] Anon 2326441 >text Who actually plays this autistic manchild shit? This is the 21st century, we have graphics now. Your PC master race, go play Crysis or something real.
>> [_] Anon 2326451 >Kill myself with leaflet suicide is not the answer >you will never know my suffering
>> [_] Anon 2326454 I can't seem to input text. When hitting enter after trying to input something, it says "undefined".
>> [_] Anon 2326459 >># >what is cache? not sure about idle mine but with other similiar time consuming games it worked
>> [_] Anon 2326550 >The trapdoor is locked from above >>break trapdoor with axe >nice try. SHIT.
>> [_] sage SAGE 2326578 I have tried raping everything, nothing is rapable thus far.


[TZEUQS6]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2255068
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/1 -2014 21:09:33 Ended: 11/1 -2014 21:20:12Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2255068
>> [_] John Moses Browning 2255121 >>kiss me >I would sooner kiss a pig FUCKING ASSHOLE


[DL7I6QV]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2241591
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/12 -2013 07:38:41 Ended: 30/12 -2013 11:04:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2241591 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2241670 Well that's a thing. Truly we live in an age of wonders.
>> [_] Anon 2241673 One day I will finish Zork 1... one day...
>> [_] Anon 2241684 >># You just gotta plugh away at it.
>> [_] Anon 2241735 Are there any other interactive fiction flashes?
>> [_] Anon 2241763 AHH HELL YEAH I love zork.
>> [_] Anon 2241829 thanks op


[JBHK3TI]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2238812
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/12 -2013 09:40:05 Ended: 28/12 -2013 13:09:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Anon 2238812
>> [_] Anon 2238858 I have been looking for this thing for ages. Thanks for the upload.
>> [_] Anon 2238919 Is it possible to download this so i can play it whenever?
>> [_] Anon 2238954 >># >Right click on link. >Save Link As.
>> [_] Anon 2239049 >open mailbox >eat leaflet >talk to leaflet >burn leaflet This game is too hard. I don't have any matches to burn the leaflet with, what should I do?


[VNRKE65]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2228777
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 20/12 -2013 10:02:55 Ended: 20/12 -2013 10:02:55Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
File: Zork.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Requesting Han.swf (idolm@ster) Anon 2228777


[EURZ0NG]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2189351
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/11 -2013 22:02:04 Ended: 21/11 -2013 22:56:35Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] FUCK POTATO KNISHES Anon 2189351
>> [_] Anon 2189353 Are these the 3 full Zorks?
>> [_] Anon 2189438 Oh man Grues XD
>> [_] Anon 2189441 >># How can you say something like that... You should try making centipedes instead of raging dude.
>> [_] Anon 2189490 I suck at this


[W24SW0L]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2172513
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/11 -2013 01:02:52 Ended: 9/11 -2013 01:26:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] RIP Anon 2172513
>> [_] Anon 2172551 Cool. Now I don't have to play it in DOSbox.


[VKX6AD8]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/2086831
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/8 -2013 05:45:00 Ended: 23/8 -2013 08:37:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, 550x400, Game)
[_] Are you man enough? Anon 2086831 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2086839 >fuck mailbox >What a loony! Uninstalled, called the cops, shit game.
>> [_] Anon 2086872 >only santa claus climbs down chimneys well fuck
>> [_] Anon 2087017 after a few attempts >FUCK A NIGGER IN THE ASSHOLE >I dont know "fuck" Ha! to bad for you. Never play game again


[GZ9IPS9]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1997417
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/6 -2013 22:12:35 Ended: 9/6 -2013 02:33:37Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Zork Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, Game)
[_] [A] [M] [E] [S] Anon 1997417 f needs more g
>> [_] Anon 1997571 this is terrible


[NEZNGTR]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1857314
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/1 -2013 11:18:46 Ended: 14/1 -2013 19:52:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, Game)
[_] Zenon 1857314 >It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
>> [_] Anon 1857375 I can't open the fucking door
>> [_] Anon 1857382 >attack self with sword If you insist.... Poof, you're dead! hahaha so good
>> [_] Anon 1857390 >># Remember that you aren't inside the house, go around it until you find a half-open window.
>> [_] Anon 1857479 >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue >Eaten by a Grue
>> [_] Anon 1857480 Thank you OP.


[V9Y28J1]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1845990
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/1 -2013 09:54:34 Ended: 2/1 -2013 09:54:34Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, Game)
[_] Stalker 1845990
>> [_] Anon 1846071 Jumping off the canyon wall did not resolve in a gameover I want a refund.


[BVH4B8X]http://swfchan.org/1663/
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/11 -2012 05:58:53 Ended: 6/1 -2014 03:53:11Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
/ > /gg/ > Thread 1663 Age: 412.93d Health: 0% Posters: 2 Posts: 2 Replies: 1 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 4898 ZORK: THE GREAT UNDERGROUND EMPIRE and sequels This is the classic text-based ZORK trilogy in flash. [IMG] Zork.swf (384.4 KiB) 550x400, Compressed. 102 frames, 45 fps (00:02). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Video:
>> Anon 4917 I watched a run-through of Zork 1 and a bit of Zork 2 on jewtube a while ago just to get a taste of the game. It's too time-consuming and I'm too young to play it honestly myself, but I can understand why it was great back in the long-long ago.


[RX8OWHC]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1788678
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/10 -2012 22:51:57 Ended: 20/10 -2012 02:46:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, Game)
[_] Anon 1788678 REAL MEN CAN BEAT THESE GAMES. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1788699 When I was 7 my parents gave me Return to Zork, the first one with graphics. It made me a man.
>> [_] Anon 1788728 Newfags gotta play them better late deflowered than never!
>> [_] notfaggot 1788732 >># Maybe if I was able to type in any commands
>> [_] Anon 1788733 >># Click the blue bar at the bottom
>> [_] Anon 1788803 HOW DO I FUCKING OPEN THE DOOR
>> [_] Anon 1788839 >># Open Door
>> [_] Anon 1788849 >># you open the window at the back of the white house the front door is blocked
>> [_] Anon 1788854 "Destroy door with leaflet" "Trying to destroy the door with a leaflet is futile"


[JQD0VH4]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1727463
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/7 -2012 02:50:07 Ended: 26/7 -2012 02:46:46Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, Game)
[_] Anon 1727463 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1727502 the first one seems like shit so far, im inna woods with nothing to do
>> [_] Anon 1727523 well i've thrown some garlic in the upstairs of the house at what the game called a grue. i have a busted up clockwork canary, an open damaged egg, a bottle of water, a sack, a lunch, and no where to go cause fuck chimneys.
>> [_] Anon 1727531 >throw sack at me A terrific throw! The brown sack hits you squarely in the head. Normally, this wouldn't do much damage, but my incredible mischance, you fall over backwards trying to duck, and break your neck, justice being swift and merciful in the Great Underground Empire. **** You Have Died **** >MFW this entire game. 5/10 fun to fuck around in.
>> [_] Anon 1727608 the game doesn't understand masturbate fuck sex sexual intercourse beat rape suck lick load semen hump caress kangaroo ass butt vagina or twist 3/17
>> [_] Anon 1727611 i can't type anything..broken for me. just says undefined =/
>> [_] Anon 1727616 >># The game's Zork, not fucking CoC.


[E48O3ZK]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1719638
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/7 -2012 23:32:58 Ended: 15/7 -2012 02:11:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
File: Zork_Trilogy.swf-(376 KB, Game)
[_] Anon 1719638 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1719745 Classic
>> [_] Anon 1719748 thank you OP
>> [_] Anon 1719750 There was actually a 4chan text adventure game released on /f/ several years ago. Good stuff. It really should have been put in the flash archive, along with the /v/rage flash.


[TLS1S4Y]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1674942
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/5 -2012 21:48:49 Ended: 15/5 -2012 01:15:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] [G] It's dark... Anon 1674942
>> [_] Anon 1674943 >destroy boards with bare hands Trying to destroy the board with a pair of hands is futile Obviously this motherfucker has never taken a tai chi course.
>> [_] Anon 1674946 Hope I grabbed that torch.
>> [_] Anon 1674954 Hi guys!
>> [_] Anon 1675017 why does it always say >undefined There was no verb in that sentence! and i cant type anything?
>> [_] Anon 1675020 >># Nevermind! Diddnt know youre ought to write into that blue balk
>> [_] Anon 1675064 THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> [_] Anon 1675089 * Like


[KIX4J21]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1625831
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/2 -2012 22:24:52 Ended: 7/3 -2012 10:12:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
File[Zork Trilogy.swf] - (384 KB)
[_] [G] For /vg/ Anon 1625831 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1625840 Bit of trivia, the first game was also on Black Ops. I spent more time playing it than I did the actual game..
>> [_] Anon 1625842 >Kill self What do you want to kill self with? >Hands Suicide is not the answer.
>> [_] Anon 1625865 >turn >what do you want to turn? >myself >what do you want to turn the myself with? >myslef >you don't have the you lol
>> [_] Anon 1625879 It seems i cant enter any text it always turns out to >undefined
>> [_] Anon 1625933 Can't type anything
>> [_] Anon 1625936 >># You is myslef?
>> [_] Anon 1625938 Click the blue bar at the bottom. You enter the text there.


[EWCD4MA]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1539683
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/7 -2011 16:35:51 Ended: 22/7 -2011 05:20:18Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] [G] Anon 1539683 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1539955 FUCK YES!
>> [_] Anon 1539958 The troll is unconscious and cannot put up a fight: he dies. You can thank me later 4chan. 8)
>> [_] Anon 1539960 Marked for deletion (old). Should delete your mom. She's pretty old. :3
>> [_] Anon 1539969 Can I actually rape something in this game, or will it always say what a strange idea?


[A0QBT5J]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1517708
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/6 -2011 16:05:38 Ended: 1/6 -2011 23:13:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
File[Zork_Trilogy.swf] - (384 KB)
[_] [G] Anon 1517708 Zork, bitches
>> [_] Anon 1517750 it's broken.
>> [_] Anon Ymous 1517800 these games must've been made by trolls...


[X2L35FR]http://swfchan.org/223/
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/3 -2011 05:48:43 Ended: 27/5 -2012 20:53:49Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
/ > /gg/ > Thread 223 Age: 439.45d Health: 0% Posters: 1 Posts: 1 Replies: 0 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 616 If you like text adventure this is the flash for you. [IMG] Zork Trilogy.swf (384.4 KiB) 550x400, Compressed. 102 frames, 45 fps (00:02). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Video:


[EWM89Z0]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1382115
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/9 -2010 22:43:27 Ended: 26/9 -2010 04:11:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] [H] fagfag !Z2XgyjzeMM 1382115 hawt zork Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1382133 "break window" "use what to break window?" "head" "those things aren't here!" wat
>> [_] Anon 1382162 "eat leaflet" "i dont think that leaflet would agree with you" what
>> [_] Anon 1382176 >># That could actually make sense
>> [_] Anon 1382178 damn this is interesting, but tiresome w/o command list. For example pick and take difference, "Turn the lantern on/off" and etc However it is nostalgic in the sense, that i used to love text-based adventures.
>> [_] Anon 1382188 molest leaflet what a (ahem) strange idea so i can molest stuff?
>> [_] Anon 1382193 "eat self" is still the best command in this game.
>> [_] Anon 1382269 >west You would need a machete to go further west. >cut branches (with the sword) Strange concept, cutting the tree... :I


[ZZA8BZZ]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1375305
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/9 -2010 03:13:10 Ended: 17/9 -2010 08:48:17Flashes: 1 Posts: 17
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[_] [G] Holy fuck. needs more [G] Anon 1375305 I come here and all there are is gay weeabo stuff, loops, and more weeabo stuff. Fuck that. have some Zork. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1375308 /f/ is listed under "Japanese Culture." http://www.4chan.org/
>> [_] Anon 1375325 >http://www.4chan.org/rules#f >/f/ - Flash >1. All uploaded files should be uniquely Japanese (pertain to Japanese culture). "Run of the mill" content is to be had elsewhere. >2. Posting retail Flash files or Flash exploits is prohibited. >3. The tagging of uploaded files is mandatory. Improperly tagged items may be removed without notice. Abuse of the tagging system may result in temporary ban. >4. If your file is to be tagged as "[?] Other", re-examine the first rule before submission. Yeah it sure is weeabo in here isn't it
>> [_] Anon 1375327 >># >he thinks people have ever actually obeyed those rules in forever
>> [_] Anon 1375329 >># No, I'm well aware that the rules haven't been enforced for years, but that doesn't mean pointing out those rules is ineffective to call OP a faggot for crying about /f/ being "too weeabo"
>> [_] Anon 1375331 >># I wasn't. I was saying that's all I've seen today, and I was getting tired of 2 miniute loops of basically the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 1375336 get ye flask
>> [_] Anon 1375339 >># Also, you know what else I just noticed? So is Cute/Male. I guess that makes you a faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1375342 >># what
>> [_] Anon 1375346 >># /s/ is listed under "Adult," as is /y/. Guess that means everyone who browses /s/ is a faggot
>> [_] Anon 1375347 >># Good thing I don't browse /s/
>> [_] Anon 1375348 oh shit 4chan is a japanese-themed website that means everybody who browses 4chan is a weeabo faggot
>> [_] Anon 1375356 4chan has sections intended for homosexuals all 4chan users wish their penises were in men's anuses
>> [_] Just Some Guy 1375438 >># I know I do.
>> [_] Anon 1375448 Itt retard flaming trolls
>> [_] Anon 1375493 If I can't fuck the mailbox, why should I even play?
>> [_] Anon 1375555 i can't even type


[UV80NSK]! http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1364289
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/9 -2010 07:40:03 Ended: 4/9 -2010 14:13:42Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
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[_] [G] Motherfucking zork. Anon 1364289 Holy shit. I come back after 5 hours and /f/ STILL sucks today. Time to fix this. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1364394 Oh no you didn't. Saved like an ignorant Christian. Many thanks.
>> [_] Anon 1364397 It won't let me type?
>> [_] Anon 1364400 Omg, my regards to you OP. I've been looking for this.
>> [_] Anon 1364401 Zork author needs to learn how directionality works. You cannot reach the same location by moving in a single direction away from it in a straight line unless you circumnavigate the planet.
>> [_] Anon 1364404 >># No, think of the house differently than facing north,
>> [_] Anon 1364407 i have never played this before, have just started, mad fun
>> [_] Anon 1364411 >># Be sure to save often, and climb up the tree, also when you get things that are valuable, put them in the trophy case, because the theif will fuck your shit up.
>> [_] Anon 1364437 >># how do I save and load?
>> [_] Anon 1364466 >># nevermind I got it, save and restore
>> [_] Anon 1364479 eXtreme tl;dr here, folks. What kind of FAGGOT would want to play a text-based adventure?


[Q69810X]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1334531
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/8 -2010 04:54:03 Ended: 2/8 -2010 08:28:58Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] [G] Milk-chan !sushi/iMSQ 1334531
>> [_] Anon 1334547 not bad. You need to be familiar with MUD controls but meh.
>> [_] Anon 1334549 I'm over 30 years old and this is awesome
>> [_] Anon 1334556 im 12 and what is this
>> [_] Anon 1334560 >># That's because the idea of MUDs are based on these games, chief. Well, this and Adventure, and many other of these sort of games (this one being possibly one of the most popular back in the day) Also, this game taught me as a child to fear grues. They're EVERYWHERE.
>> [_] Anon 1334601 so what are some basic of basic commands in this game for one who finds this interesting yet a tad bit frustrating
>> [_] Anon 1334608 Commands(not all, but this i found myself): -look -i(nventory) -go (south,north,east,west or somewhere else) -take -drop -open -close everything depends on situation, so if you see closed mailbox, type "open mailbox"
>> [_] Anon 1334614 btw when i tried to save it says "Failed"


[DLYOP2W]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1327485
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/7 -2010 03:32:02 Ended: 25/7 -2010 07:26:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
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[_] [G] I need to class this place up. Anon 1327485
>> [_] Anon 1327487 hell yeah, Zork!
>> [_] Anon 1327496 Zork, Bitch.
>> [_] Anon 1327509 Fucking grues, how do they work?
>> [_] Anon 1327613 Zork doesn't know what a whore is. I am sad.
>> [_] Anon 1327628 Suicide is not the answer why?


[TJDRHAT]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1224648
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/4 -2010 12:30:04 Ended: 1/4 -2010 20:54:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
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[_] [G] Anon 1224648 Everyone should play this at least once. Beast game genre ever. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1224691 Are these all the full games? If so brofist. If not fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1224706 >># Looks like the real McCoy
>> [_] Anon 1224807 i has a confus how do i play this shit? everything i type in the stupid cunt of a machine dosnt understand
>> [_] Anon 1224854 stupid cunt cant even walk through a forest without hitting his head
>> [_] baca !iPVLeg0UPA 1224857 I haven't seen this shit in a while. hell yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1224858 wont let me type anything in


[DEGZXF5]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1163750
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/1 -2010 09:19:52 Ended: 21/1 -2010 18:07:41Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] [G] MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC [G]! Anon 1163750 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1163763 i'm inside the white house, and i am wondering if i can walk up the staircase or down the chimney, if that's even possible, but when i try to figure out a way all it tells me "supply a direction faggot" sigh
>> [_] Anon 1163782 i got tired of looking around everywhere not knowing what to do so i just killed myself and the game did it with the sword. funny how i can explore almost the whole immediate map and can't find out where to go next other than a grating fasteened to the ground and a canyon in the east or something, but as soon as i put kill myself the game is like hurp durp, gg also the piss poor descriptions makes it hard to form a map in my head.
>> [_] Anon 1163799 i love the old classics, you know where to find return to zork?
>> [_] Anon 1163800 >ACTIVATE SELF you can't turn that on.
>> [_] Anon 1163811 got lost in the maze??? wtf do i do from there? also, i ran out of light from the lantern...
>> [_] Anon 1163844 >Break down door to the west. What do you want to break the door with? >Body slam door to the west. I don't know the word "slam". >FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 1163934 >Toss leaflet at self. "You have died" ಠ_ಠ


[FEUI9K7]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1160811
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/1 -2010 05:47:15 Ended: 17/1 -2010 14:29:48Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] [G] Zork Trilogy Anon 1160811 Was asked in a thread to put this up. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1160991 win
>> [_] Anon 1160994 No fucking way.


[SI0HV8Q]http://boards.4chan.org/f/res/1147965
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 30/12 -2009 19:26:59 Ended: 31/12 -2009 09:08:49Flashes: 1 Posts: 6
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[_] [G] Anon 1147965 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Dr. Sigmund Freud !PpHaLLUses 1147986 Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 1148255 the file is like 384 KB... the original games were distributed on floppies... does this really have the full 3 games and a flash interpreter?
>> [_] Anon 1148313 it is dark, you are likely to be eaten by a grue
>> [_] colonel buttfloss !!m6Uf1h4EgN+ 1148318 best fucking game in the world
>> [_] Anon 1148377 Damnit! I'm old enough to remember my dad playing text rpgs, but too young to have played any myself. I always wanted to try one. I can see they're real different then they are now.


[Y36E08L]http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1100022.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/10 -2009 19:35:36 Ended: 26/10 -2009 00:09:29Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] [G] /f/ has a severe lack of [G] Anon 1100022
>> [_] Anon 1100067 thank you so much. i haven't played this in years. mega super win.
>> [_] Anon 1100103 I always heard how cool these were when I was a kid, but never played them. I guess that makes me a fucking faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1100106 i read the mail. thats all i know how to do.
>> [_] Anon 1100122 >># gb2 wow
>> [_] Anon 1100126 move using directions. north, south, east, west (or just n, s, e, w). say look to see your surroundings, inventory to view your items, blah blah blah
>> [_] NoMoreHeroes !FxQ7YSRba6 1100132 >Rape it What a (ahem!) strange idea.
>> [_] Anon 1100152 Wonder if there is a Flash version of Suspended...


[G0JUZJ1]http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1085524.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 3/10 -2009 16:21:16 Ended: 3/10 -2009 22:21:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
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[_] [G] Anon 1085524 /r/ing loop of The Song That Never Ends.
>> [_] Anon 1085535 Holy shit, I love you OP. Unfortunately, I don't have the loop you seek.
>> [_] Anon 1085536 Typing does nothing. Any way to actually play?
>> [_] Anon 1085537 Nevermind. Missed the input line. *facepalm*
>> [_] Anon 1085539 >># I find that saddening, but whatever. That would have been the perfect loop for my plan of mass hysteria. ...In the local library.
>> [_] Anon 1085601 This is awesome! You are awesome! Awesome all around!
>> [_] Anon 1085617 i droped the egg down the grate... am I fucked?


[Z4JFRKN]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1065770.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 6/9 -2009 20:18:21 Ended: 7/9 -2009 04:15:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] [G] Anon 1065770 for a friend Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1065782 Fuck you Mister Grue
>> [_] Anon 1065814 Got inside the house and killed the troll/orgre. Where should I go from there?
>> [_] Anon 1065821 How do I get inside the house?
>> [_] Anon 1065838 >># Walking around it worked for me. Look for a window. >># Picking up that Elven sword before going down into the cellar proved to be a good thing.
>> [_] Anon 1065848 Oh man, I love Zork. This time around I only managed to get the egg before a grue ate me. Have any of you ever beaten a Zork game?
>> [_] Anon 1065901 how do I move?
>> [_] Anon 1065927 >># Type GET YE FLASK
>> [_] Anon 1065970 i want to rape mailbox =(
>> [_] Anon 1065997 >># I TRIED THE SAME THING


[HAZ8G4I]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/1020008.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 28/6 -2009 18:15:45 Ended: 28/6 -2009 20:21:06Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] [G] >># Anon 1020008
>> [_] Anon 1020014 OH SHIT THIS IS AWESOME FUKKEN SAVED
>> [_] Anon 1020026 look mailbox >>That sentence is one I dont recognise inspect mailbox >>I don't know the word "inspect" look at mailbox >>The mailbox is closed. >_>'
>> [_] Anon 1020030 Where is 3-d graphics? What is this I dont even
>> [_] Anon 1020043 >># search mailbox, noob :>
>> [_] Anon 1020050 >># or Open mailbox. Christ, you're stupid.
>> [_] Anon 1020062 Game is easy to confuse. >find grue there is no grue here. >enter grue You hit your head against the lurking grue as you attempt this feat. >find grue there is no grue here.
>> [_] Anon 1020075 Kill Self >Kill self with what? Kill self with bare hands >Suicide is not the answer
>> [_] Anon 1020086 >Rape Grue
>> [_] Anon 1020091 > say "Hello" Goodbye. There was no verb in that sentence! >say "lol u mad" Nothing happens.


[Z7ALMP7]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/961038.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/4 -2009 14:59:50 Ended: 23/4 -2009 23:47:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
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[_] [G] Classics are best. Anon 961038 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 961078 oh, neat.
>> [_] Anon 961082 How to make it register more than my keyboard?
>> [_] Anon 961092 Opened the leaflet, it told me "your attempt to destroy leaflet with a pair of hands was futile" and I fucking ragequit. If it's going to be a text-based game, at least be fucking reasonable.
>> [_] Anon 961094 The whole point is that it's not reasonable. It's a puzzle, that you have to think your way through. Also remember that it was designed in the '80s with '80s computer nerds in mind.
>> [_] Anon 961161 >># I want to take you gently in my mouth and suck you to orgasm, at which point I will eagerly drink your cum until your balls are completely dry. OP = Winner of everything ever.
>> [_] Anon 961181 best thing to do is "kill self with sword"
>> [_] Anon 961242 lol, I remember these games from the C64.
>> [_] Anon 961244 is this the one where you get eaten by a grue?
>> [_] Anon 961314 fuck year
>> [_] Anon 961331 >># that was hot. go on.
>> [_] Anon 961340 yay!


[ZL077OA]http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/925929.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/3 -2009 06:27:47 Ended: 18/3 -2009 20:45:22Flashes: 1 Posts: 8
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[_] [G] zork Anon 925929 for a friend
>> [_] Anon 925958 You fit all three Zork games in a single flash file. Jesus christ I feel as old as dust.
>> [_] Anon 925962 you have won the internet
>> [_] Anon 926009 I take ye flask
>> [_] Anon 926011 i fucking love you, even thought i downloaded zork 1 just today.
>> [_] Anon 926104 You rule, OP. Here's one(1) internet.
>> [_] Anon 926149 >># Seconded.
>> [_] Anon 926172 >># a 384 KB flash file. Most of the images I have saved are bigger then that.


[SMLMLNZ]! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/894325.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/2 -2009 07:30:31 Ended: 11/2 -2009 12:54:04Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] [G] Anon 894325 Zork. Awesome games. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 894328 Four reelz?
>> [_] Anon 894337 >># For realz. Full games. No bullshit.
>> [_] Anon 894355 I can't type anything at all...
>> [_] Anon 894357 OMFG
>> [_] Anon 894359 OMG! This is awesome. Now to find out if all three, full games are here, it would so totally replace the original DOS versions I have.
>> [_] Anon 894406 >># type in the blue box at the bottom
>> [_] Anon 894411 >># I keep them on a USB stick with some of my other favs. ;)
>> [_] Anon 894490 Throw the birds nest at yourself, and you die. You come back, but then you lose your jewel-encrusted egg :(
>> [_] Anon 894544 It wont let me fuck the canary.
>> [_] Anon 894553 I have an egg, a leaf, a letter. now what, im lost running around the forest, following the path does nothing and i need a machete in one direction and theres nothing but impassible terrain in all the other. Can i get into the house somehow?
>> [_] Anon 894560 Auto cannibalism is not the answer
>> [_] Anon 894575 >Hit painting What do you want to hit the painting with? >knife I've known strange people, but fighting a painting? >fist I don't know the word "fist". >self You don't have the you.


[D47J616]F ! http://cgi.4chan.org/f/res/838633.html
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/10 -2008 17:17:26 Ended: 22/10 -2008 12:19:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 16
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[_] [G] Zork 1, 2, and 3 Anon 838633 Yeah, thats right, 3 full games for under 400k Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 838636 games broke cant type
>> [_] Anon 838638 You type next to the arrow in the blue bar on the bottom
>> [_] Anon 838732 Holy friggin hell. I paid for these games for my Commodore 64. (The 64 is the RAM size, in kilobytes, naturally.) Each game came on a 5.25" floppy disk (single-sided) and ran SLOWLY on my Commodore 1541 disk drive. Ah, memories. BTW, I could never get very far with Zork. Maybe 25 years will have improved things!
>> [_] Anon 838733 This reminds me of the 4chan adventure game. That was a good one.
>> [_] Anon 838749 HEY HEY 16K WHAT DOES THAT GET YOU TODAY? YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT FOR A LETTER OLDSKOOL RAMPACKS ARE MUCH BETTER >># more like you have slowed down under these years. sorry but we all age
>> [_] Anon 838784 Check out Parallax "Hydra" game development system. If you liked Commodore...
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 838810 >># Well god damn, now Zork is reminding people of my game instead of the other way around?
>> [_] Anon 838811 >># The internet is a strange and frightening land.
>> [_] Anon 838829 Fucking grue. eats people and doesnt afraid of anything.
>> [_] Anon 838833 and now a fucking troll. i fucking hate this addictive game.
>> [_] Anon 838847 >># Thank you, kind Anon. May you be graced with the gift of over nine thousand internets.
>> [_] Anon 838861 Oh, hey Zeta. Forgot you migrate from /v/ and lurk /f/ late at night.
>> [_] Anon 838867 >># That is because people are dumb, and have no memory. Roots, people. Roots.
>> [_] Anon 838869 i had zork on my apple IIgs back in like 1630!
>> [_] Anon 838877 >># Isn't that a movie?



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