File[4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf] - (2.12 MB)
[_] [G] Classico Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)14:15 No.1168572
Here's a quick walk-through:
1) get gateway
2) go to 4chan
3) north
4) talk scifag
5) get hyperlink
6) use hyperlink on /jp/
7) go to /jp/
Good luck :)
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)14:41 No.1168577
I'm stuck in the Dianetics building. How do you charge that e-meter?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:00 No.1168590
Still needs more usability testing. I hate playing guess the verb. Or noun. Or adverb. Try
logging what commands are entered and when.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:17 No.1168597
Most of the verbs are listed when you type "help". For nouns use (e)xamine to find their shortcut
phrase
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:23 No.1168600
How do you even start? i cant get off the home page
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:27 No.1168607
>>1168600
Left-click on the words "Click to start"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:30 No.1168611
>>1168607
yea but what do you type to get started? nothing comes up?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:34 No.1168613
>>1168597
It should still have a lot more replies.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:42 No.1168618
>>1168611
You can type in the subject bar (click in it first) when "The year is 2010..." pops up.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)15:46 No.1168626
how does i charged lazer?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:03 No.1168648
cc
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:05 No.1168651
http://images.mackanzoor.com/Motivational_Posters/[Gateway].jpg.htm
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:07 No.1168652
I dunno what to do after goingto the hentai theatre, seeing the tentacle monster, ddr fag, etc.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:26 No.1168658
>>1168656
Don't forget to check out the DDR machine.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:37 No.1168662
>>1168658
Leonidasderp.jpg, I has the machine code... now wat?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:40 No.1168664
>>Zork I
Holy shit nostalgia
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)16:57 No.1168677
>>1168662
Use it on the portalizer
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)17:07 No.1168682
>>1168677
"What fucking 'portalizer' are you babbling about?"
... Even the game doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)17:34 No.1168704
>>1168682
look and examine the very first room of the game.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)17:38 No.1168706
>>1168704
I've been trying to get to that room. Can't find it. Feels bad man.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)18:02 No.1168719
>>1168706
"use gateway" takes you there
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)18:18 No.1168747
"You don't have a 'gateway' to use, nor is one nearby.
Where the hell do you see a 'gateway' at, faggot?.
You don't have a 'gateway' to use, nor is one nearby."
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)18:22 No.1168753
>>1168747
you, sir, have failed at life entirely.
the help excerpt even says "don't forget to grab the fucking gateway" :T
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)18:24 No.1168760
Stuck on /d/. halp?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)19:06 No.1168802
>There is no 'air' here, nigger.
Science has lied to me.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)19:31 No.1168828
>>1168760
You'll need to help tubgirl first
>> [_] GIRL WHO IS DRAWING BECAUSE OF TRENTMOLLER ISSUE 01/28/10(Thu)19:39 No.1168838
Stuck just after gaining chocolate rain.
>> [_] GIRL WHO IS DRAWING BECAUSE OF TRENTMOLLER ISSUE 01/28/10(Thu)19:58 No.1168851
>>1168849
Uh, I got the gun? Uuhhhhhh...
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)20:05 No.1168855
>>1168851
Grats, now go find the Zork house :)
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)20:06 No.1168859
I got the aids and gave it to the nigra...
I'm stuck in Habbo hotel
>> [_] GIRL WHO IS DRAWING BECAUSE OF TRENTMOLLER ISSUE 01/28/10(Thu)20:09 No.1168862
>>1168855
Zork house?!? ;_;
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 01/28/10(Thu)21:44 No.1168940
Oh hi everyone. This therad looks like it's about to die but I thought I'd just come say hi
before it did. I made this, if you don't know me.
It's kind of neat being a tiny part of 4chan history. I never thought people would like it as
much as they did. I honestly had little hope people would even remember what a text adventure was
when I posted it, with all the underageb& around here.
I would have made another by now but I've have zero good ideas and I don't want to make a total
pile of shit, just a partial pile of shit! I've been thinking about an /x/ themed one but it'd
probably suck if I made it.
Keep being sort of awesome sometimes, /f/! And stop forgetting your gateway. Seriously, cut that
out.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/28/10(Thu)21:52 No.1168945
>>1168940
Please make another one! We'd all love to see it!Or make a /tg/ one, /tg/ is all about the
interesting, complex games.
Hell, they have dorf fortress threads like every day. It's the new dorf fortress place instead of
/v/ I was so happy when I saw the dorf fortress in game!
Now if only I could figure out that Zork house clue.... I'm so fucking stupid...
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 01/28/10(Thu)22:00 No.1168950
>>1168945
I fucking love dwarf fortress, but even if I bothered learning how to make a game like that, it
would never be nearly as good as any other game like that. Or if you meant a text adventure
themed around tg, i don't even know how that would work.
I'd link you to the walkthrough but I don't know where it was. Text adventures are ridiculous
time wasters due to trying to figure out what does what, especially when they're built around
nonsense like 4chan.
SPOILERS, I think the most important thing in the zork house was getting/using the brawl trophy,
to then rip open the sandbag and grab a cd for use elsewhere.
If all else fails, turn on the thing that lets you examine an item and see that it is in fact a
quest item. Outside of containers this usually guarentees you're picking up something you have to
use on something.
