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[_] Anon 3447185 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3447228 Being disabled probably sucks less than this game.
>> [_] Anon 3447237 Hahaha, so true, society
>> [_] Anon 3447245 >># lmao
>> [_] Anon 3447262 >be spastic >play game >you are spastic >character can't do shit >have actuals spastics >it balances itself out >win the game >see the true ending checkmate atheists

File: 630414_You_Are_Disabled.swf-(4.12 MB, 864x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3414641 If you get the "nearly blind" or "crippled legs" disability on your first time, just reload/retry until you get something else, otherwise it's just boring or unfair. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3414642 >># > ha ha i made the player fall into the lava again i hate platformers
>> [_] Anon 3414643 you should have warned me spastic would make the game nearly unwinnable what a shoddy way to make a game about ableism.
>> [_] incomprehensible 3414648 incomprehensible
>> [_] Anon 3414654 i played through the whole game with crippled legs -- I thought that was the whole point of the game, trudging slowly along
>> [_] Anon 3414668 Illiterate is the best "disablity" I can play the game normally without having to read all the no doubt pretentious 3deep5me scribbles on the signs every five feet
>> [_] Anon 3414669 >># >illiterate >a horrible condition plagued you from birth It just burns me up thinking about all those privileged literate newborn babies with their "catcher in the rye" and their "goo goo gaa gaa have you even read atlas shrugged?"
>> [_] Anon 3414686 >># By far. I got illiterate twice (first playthrough I stopped because making me wait eight fucking cycles on 2 platforms to proceed forward is just wasting my time, second playthrough I immediately reloaded) and then got spastic so I could read those signs, and yes, they are indeed 3deep5me garbage. "Haha you are crippled garbage you deserve to be here in hell" is the gist of it, because AbLeD pEoPLe JuSt HaTe ThE DiSabLeD. One of them was literally about "serving the powerful", which, fucking hell mate, laying it on a bit thick there, no? So yeah, if anything, illiterate is actually a blessing in disguise. Not only do you get to play the game unimpeded but you also get to avoid the creator's preachy bullshit. Ignorance is bliss indeed.
>> [_] Anon 3414688 >># I beat it, even got to the stairs where I thought you'd get the "good-ending" but there is none. all I learned is what I already knew - wizards are dicks
>> [_] Anon 3414700 >no wizard sex slave scene ending 3/10
>> [_] Anon 3414714 I'm getting depression quest flashbacks >LOL I MADE THE ARTSY ANTI GAME GUYS (in 72 hours) >># oh okay, didn't know there were actually multiple ones you can get, it is nearly as if there was actual effort put into this I got crippled and crawled through the entire fucking game to get a MUMUMUMUH DREAMS ending
>> [_] Anon 3414724 >># maybe learn how to jump you spastic tard
>> [_] Anon 3414728 >># Spastic was fucking awful. Ironically, it was the only one of the three I played where I actually won and didn't get the dream ending.
>> [_] Anon 3414731 >># Beat it on "illiterate" which is probably the only one that it can be done on without astronomical memorization and effort aside from the crippled one which is just boring. As far as platformers go, not bad, controls are kinda sticky, and fuck that last screen where you have wait multiple cycles while jumping because the starting platform kills you. As for the message the game is pushing: fuck you. Absolutely fuck the message of this game and the whiny little shit that made it. His talents could be spent making decent games instead of complaining about a non-issue in modern society. That's right, if the person that made this game reads this; I just called your disability (if you have one yourself) a non-issue. We have laws dictating that crippled people, blind people, the illiterate, and mentally ill must be helped. If you want to open a place of business, you have to have wheelchair access, etc. Disabled people have mountains of help available and the person that made this game probably has immediate love and care available regardless of whether he has a disability. Considering he had the time, knowledge and equipment to make this game; I'm going to assume he lives in a first-world country where all this applies. I'm so tired of people filling every corner of the internet with this crap. The internet used to be where I went to not listen to this shit, as well as the people that call me trash for whatever reason. The signs in the game are retarded. Disabled people are LESS likely to have shit like that said to them.
>> [_] Anon 3414733 >># you didn't? what did you do and what happened?
>> [_] Anon 3414735 >># On the level where you have to go into the pits to dodge the insta-kill blocks, I spazz jumped at the beginning and discovered you can walk on the top of the map, out of sight, sort of like in Mario 1-2. I cheesed past the last ~2-3 levels, climbed down the ladder, then climbed back up and won. On illiterate and crippled, I entered the wizard's magical realm
>> [_] Anon 3414737 >># yea I did the same thing, but when I climbed back up the ladder I got the same emo end, I thought. I just did it again and I "won". don't know what I did different I don't think you can win the blind and the illiterate modes, done the 2nd lever on both and both on ill and they all failed.
>> [_] Anon 3414739 >be a spastic >actually make it through everything >actually make it to the ladder >still end up CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN >THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAL
>> [_] Anon 3414746 >># >># your point that disability is a non-issue because disability care is overall at an all time best is naive. so long as disability is such a huge predictor of poverty and homelessness, you can't handwave their experience just because when you go to work you see a couple wheelchair spots. i think the message can be done a thousand better ways than a gimmicky platformer, but don't fraught too hard over a gamejam flash platformer. this is the equivalent of a five page comic.
>> [_] Anon 3414748 Pretentious horse shit. Game mechanics were fine.
>> [_] Anon 3414752 >># >this is the equivalent of a five page comic. Yeah and those have been utterly ruined by obnoxious SJW faggots as well.
>> [_] Anon 3414754 if you go back and foward fastly on the edge of the screen, changing the screen, you can bug the game so you disappear and can just walk to the end suck it you retards, just cheat the system 4Head
>> [_] Anon 3414755 >># you seem upset
>> [_] Anon 3414757 >># you seem disabled
>> [_] Anon 3414758 >># Mechanics were shit. What makes a good platformer is knowing what you need to do and having tight controls so that you can do it. If you fuck up, it needs to be your fault. Having the mechanics be "You can't see where you're going and have to guess" and "your character moves randomly at random intervals outside of your control" are garbage, because the make the player fail regardless of their skill level.
>> [_] Anon 3414767 For shits and giggles I went ahead and did blind mode on my first run. It's actually not terrible, no worse than Kaizo Mario or IWTBG -- it's actually more fair than spastic mode, which is just bullshit RNG. I made it all the way to the second-to-last level and would've won had I known where to do the Mario 1-2 cheat. Fuck the fireball level though.
>> [_] Anon 3414771 >># The problem with the blind mode on the first run is you might not associate the low-volume bass "BOOM" sound with platforms appearing and disappearing. I thought it was just ambience or part of the music until I did spastic mode and saw them popping up in sync with the sound.
>> [_] Anon 3414782 You can skip the last levels by walking over them. I think I might be spastic, I play a lot of platformers and I press buttons involuntarily or accidentally hold buttons down
>> [_] Anon 3414784 >be crippled >it's a slow crawl but I got all day >get a promise to get gangbanged by these wizards for teleporting me through the obstacles >get snarky comments as I am getting teleported around >couldn't care less as long as they do the hard work for me >in the middle of the game "We're sick of teleporting you, here's the end!" >finally GANGBANG TIME! >actually no gangbang, only more pretentious bullshit just
>> [_] Anon 3414787 >># exactly this the moment i saw the undertale levels of pretentious and edgy i wanted to quit but i gave it the goddamn time because i was promised a gangbang
>> [_] Anon 3414789 >># doesn't work
>> [_] Anon 3414790 >># eh, as someone with disability, I kinda understand the social points it's making, but economically I'm doing okay and hold a job just fine. the friends I do have, I hold pretty closely and do what I can to make it as much of a non-issue as I can and we're all cool with that. if something happens I just go deal with it or ask for help as necessary. tl;dr this game makes a little bit of sense from a social interaction standpoint but not much anywhere else unless you're living in a shithole
>> [_] Anon 3414791 >># wild guess here, you're not illiterate are you?

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>> [_] Anon 3147900 who made this? it feels like it was made by a super depressed anon with mental troubles who spends too much time on /pol/ I kinda like it
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3147903 OH WOW, YET ANOTHER >boohoo, blind/disabled people has no privileges, they are all soooooo disabled and live a bad life, they are all depressed and we should feel bad Fuck off, Cory, if YOU treat a disabled/blind person as something very special and disabled, then you make him feel disabled. As if disabled people aren't normal human beings like you and me. Another case of corrupted white knight bullshit
>> [_] Anon 3147904 >># Are you disabled John? and yeah being disabled suck just like this game
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3147905 >># It sucks, but it's not a fucking prison
>> [_] Anon 3147916 on the second playthrough with illiteracy I just dropped it after a while. I consider myself pretty good at platformers but the areas design was just fucking stupid. I kept passing them but the way the game controls like it was indeed made in 72 hours sealed the deal. I'm sure they wanted to put across some kind of message but when the gameplay is shit it can make that hard.
>> [_] Anon 3147959 I found a really easy bug to abuse to clip through the ground. If you do a screen transition the same frame you hit the ground after jumping, you go right to the bottom of the screen. Only seems useful for the level with the hell blocks you have to outrun.
>> [_] Anon 3147962 How the fuck are you supposed to do spastic? This seems impossible. I've already completed nearly blind, illiterate, and crippled.
>> [_] Anon 3147966 I don't understand what this game is supposed to mean
>> [_] Anon 3147967 >># i finished the game within 10 minutes its not hard
>> [_] Anon 3147976 >># spastic is impossible and depressing.
>> [_] Anon 3147984 >># This game a shit
>> [_] Anon 3147985 >># It's not quite impossible. I just beat it.
>> [_] Anon 3147987 Just beat the 4 of em, hate this game. I like it.
>> [_] Anon 3148010 shit game 2/10
>> [_] Anon 3148011 >># >spends too much time on /pol/ >comes out with this shitty lefty bs More like a redditard.