File: 630414_You_Are_Disabled.swf-(4.12 MB, 864x480, Game)
[_] Anonymous 01/11/20(Sat)23:31:02 No.

  If you get the "nearly blind" or "crippled legs" disability on your first time, just reload/retry
  until you get something else, otherwise it's just boring or unfair.

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>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/20(Sat)23:47:09 No.

  >>3414641

  > ha ha i made the player fall into the lava again

  i hate platformers

>> [_] Anonymous 01/11/20(Sat)23:49:05 No.

  you should have warned me spastic would make the game nearly unwinnable
  what a shoddy way to make a game about ableism.

>> [_] incomprehensible 01/12/20(Sun)00:52:07 No.

  incomprehensible

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)03:23:53 No.

  i played through the whole game with crippled legs -- I thought that was the whole point of the
  game, trudging slowly along

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)04:30:31 No.

  Illiterate is the best "disablity"
  I can play the game normally without having to read all the no doubt pretentious 3deep5me
  scribbles on the signs every five feet

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)04:43:58 No.

  >>3414641
  >illiterate
  >a horrible condition plagued you from birth
  It just burns me up thinking about all those privileged literate newborn babies with their
  "catcher in the rye" and their "goo goo gaa gaa have you even read atlas shrugged?"

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)09:44:06 No.

  >>3414668
  By far. I got illiterate twice (first playthrough I stopped because making me wait eight fucking
  cycles on 2 platforms to proceed forward is just wasting my time, second playthrough I
  immediately reloaded) and then got spastic so I could read those signs, and yes, they are indeed
  3deep5me garbage. "Haha you are crippled garbage you deserve to be here in hell" is the gist of
  it, because AbLeD pEoPLe JuSt HaTe ThE DiSabLeD. One of them was literally about "serving the
  powerful", which, fucking hell mate, laying it on a bit thick there, no?

  So yeah, if anything, illiterate is actually a blessing in disguise. Not only do you get to play
  the game unimpeded but you also get to avoid the creator's preachy bullshit. Ignorance is bliss
  indeed.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)10:00:00 No.

  >>3414643
  I beat it, even got to the stairs where I thought you'd get the "good-ending" but there is none.

  all I learned is what I already knew - wizards are dicks

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)11:22:24 No.

  >no wizard sex slave scene ending

  3/10

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)13:10:21 No.

  I'm getting depression quest flashbacks
  >LOL I MADE THE ARTSY ANTI GAME GUYS (in 72 hours)

  >>3414641
  oh okay, didn't know there were actually multiple ones you can get, it is nearly as if there was
  actual effort put into this
  I got crippled and crawled through the entire fucking game to get a MUMUMUMUH DREAMS ending

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)13:34:53 No.

  >>3414642
  maybe learn how to jump you spastic tard

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)14:32:50 No.

  >>3414724
  Spastic was fucking awful. Ironically, it was the only one of the three I played where I actually
  won and didn't get the dream ending.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)14:46:35 No.

  >>3414641
  Beat it on "illiterate" which is probably the only one that it can be done on without
  astronomical memorization and effort aside from the crippled one which is just boring.
  As far as platformers go, not bad, controls are kinda sticky, and fuck that last screen where you
  have wait multiple cycles while jumping because the starting platform kills you.

  As for the message the game is pushing: fuck you. Absolutely fuck the message of this game and
  the whiny little shit that made it. His talents could be spent making decent games instead of
  complaining about a non-issue in modern society.
  That's right, if the person that made this game reads this; I just called your disability (if you
  have one yourself) a non-issue.
  We have laws dictating that crippled people, blind people, the illiterate, and mentally ill must
  be helped.
  If you want to open a place of business, you have to have wheelchair access, etc.
  Disabled people have mountains of help available and the person that made this game probably has
  immediate love and care available regardless of whether he has a disability.
  Considering he had the time, knowledge and equipment to make this game; I'm going to assume he
  lives in a first-world country where all this applies.

  I'm so tired of people filling every corner of the internet with this crap.
  The internet used to be where I went to not listen to this shit, as well as the people that call
  me trash for whatever reason.
  The signs in the game are retarded. Disabled people are LESS likely to have shit like that said
  to them.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:02:07 No.

  >>3414728
  you didn't? what did you do and what happened?

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:23:15 No.

  >>3414733
  On the level where you have to go into the pits to dodge the insta-kill blocks, I spazz jumped at
  the beginning and discovered you can walk on the top of the map, out of sight, sort of like in
  Mario 1-2. I cheesed past the last ~2-3 levels, climbed down the ladder, then climbed back up and
  won.

  On illiterate and crippled, I entered the wizard's magical realm

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)15:31:37 No.

  >>3414735
  yea I did the same thing, but when I climbed back up the ladder I got the same emo end, I
  thought. I just did it again and I "won". don't know what I did different

  I don't think you can win the blind and the illiterate modes, done the 2nd lever on both and both
  on ill and they all failed.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)16:20:36 No.

  >be a spastic
  >actually make it through everything
  >actually make it to the ladder
  >still end up CRAAAWLING IIIN MY SKIIIN
  >THESE WOOOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEAL

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)18:18:11 No.

  >>3414714
  >>3414731
  your point that disability is a non-issue because disability care is overall at an all time best
  is naive. so long as disability is such a huge predictor of poverty and homelessness, you can't
  handwave their experience just because when you go to work you see a couple wheelchair spots.

  i think the message can be done a thousand better ways than a gimmicky platformer, but don't
  fraught too hard over a gamejam flash platformer. this is the equivalent of a five page comic.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)18:53:16 No.

  Pretentious horse shit.

  Game mechanics were fine.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)20:15:35 No.

  >>3414746
  >this is the equivalent of a five page comic.
  Yeah and those have been utterly ruined by obnoxious SJW faggots as well.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)20:22:44 No.

  if you go back and foward fastly on the edge of the screen, changing the screen, you can bug the
  game so you disappear and can just walk to the end

  suck it you retards, just cheat the system 4Head

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)20:27:38 No.

  >>3414731
  you seem upset

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)20:33:33 No.

  >>3414755
  you seem disabled

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)20:39:31 No.

  >>3414748

  Mechanics were shit.
  What makes a good platformer is knowing what you need to do and having tight controls so that you
  can do it. If you fuck up, it needs to be your fault.
  Having the mechanics be "You can't see where you're going and have to guess" and "your character
  moves randomly at random intervals outside of your control" are garbage, because the make the
  player fail regardless of their skill level.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)22:52:36 No.

  For shits and giggles I went ahead and did blind mode on my first run. It's actually not
  terrible, no worse than Kaizo Mario or IWTBG -- it's actually more fair than spastic mode, which
  is just bullshit RNG. I made it all the way to the second-to-last level and would've won had I
  known where to do the Mario 1-2 cheat. Fuck the fireball level though.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/12/20(Sun)23:48:20 No.

  >>3414767
  The problem with the blind mode on the first run is you might not associate the low-volume bass
  "BOOM" sound with platforms appearing and disappearing. I thought it was just ambience or part of
  the music until I did spastic mode and saw them popping up in sync with the sound.

>> [_] Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)05:56:49 No.

  You can skip the last levels by walking over them.
  I think I might be spastic, I play a lot of platformers and I press buttons involuntarily or
  accidentally hold buttons down

>> [_] Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)07:19:53 No.

  >be crippled
  >it's a slow crawl but I got all day
  >get a promise to get gangbanged by these wizards for teleporting me through the obstacles
  >get snarky comments as I am getting teleported around
  >couldn't care less as long as they do the hard work for me
  >in the middle of the game "We're sick of teleporting you, here's the end!"
  >finally GANGBANG TIME!
  >actually no gangbang, only more pretentious bullshit
  just

>> [_] Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)08:53:28 No.

  >>3414784
  exactly this
  the moment i saw the undertale levels of pretentious and edgy i wanted to quit but i gave it the
  goddamn time because i was promised a gangbang

>> [_] Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)09:36:37 No.

  >>3414754
  doesn't work

>> [_] Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)10:29:47 No.

  >>3414641
  eh, as someone with disability, I kinda understand the social points it's making, but
  economically I'm doing okay and hold a job just fine. the friends I do have, I hold pretty
  closely and do what I can to make it as much of a non-issue as I can and we're all cool with
  that. if something happens I just go deal with it or ask for help as necessary.

  tl;dr this game makes a little bit of sense from a social interaction standpoint but not much
  anywhere else unless you're living in a shithole

>> [_] Anonymous 01/13/20(Mon)10:42:42 No.

  >>3414790
  wild guess here, you're not illiterate are you?