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[_] EAR! MINIMUM WAGE Anon 3514658
>> [_] Anon 3514675 >># Fucking jewtube took the video down
>> [_] Anon 3514761 computate feminism
>> [_] Anon 3514764 >># This is legitimately funny. That Star Wars with fart sounds at the end was totally unexpected. kek

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[_] Anon 3510603
>> [_] Anon 3510616 democrats are such manipulative liars, just don't vote for kamala harris for the love of god.
>> [_] Anon 3510618 >># aight, not like I'm gonna vote at all
>> [_] Anon 3510649 IT'S HAPPENING

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[_] DECIDE toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173576
>> [_] Anon 3173578 Always remember, no matter who wins, we lose. I voted Trump but I'm skeptical, to be honest.
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173579 >># I'm not voting. I don't give a fuck. I hope we get invaded by nigerian islamists and Mandarin becomes our first language.
>> [_] Anon 3173580 when are the results going to be avilable? tomorrow around this time?
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173581 >># I am not sure
>> [_] Anon 3173587 >># Ah, the elusive Nihilist demographic.
>> [_] Anon 3173588 source?
>> [_] Anon 3173593 >># search filename on youtube the video is by toasterz just like the OP's name wait a minute oh shi....
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173596 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAV8RvLT z5s
>> [_] Anon 3173603 >># from a few to several hours from now, depending. It being seriously contested or uncertain is unlikely.
>> [_] Anon 3173606 >># everything's counted already it's been counted from the day one :) we're just waiting for the inevitable
>> [_] Anon 3173610 can americans vote for empty?
>> [_] Anon 3173617 >># Why not learn Mandarin now and save the trouble of doing it later?
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173620 >># I said I hope it happens; what will probably happen is the same shit that's going on now, just different; republicans saying our windmills should be made from plastic, democrats say the windmills should be made from recycled wood or whatever.
>> [_] Anon 3173621 >># so... could you tell us what is she actually saying? pretty please
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173622 >># Look into your heart for the answers
>> [_] Anon 3173626 >># come on man don't be like that
>> [_] Anon 3173627 >># Personally I hoping for nuclear/AI/nanobot/supervirus Armageddon, but that's not too bad either.
>> [_] Anon 3173629 >># >implying I'm not Baka Laowai
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173630 >># nuclear would be painless, AI would be pretty interesting because then we'd have endless comedic material to make fun of them and they wouldn't get it, supervirus would be like passive eugenics so only the smarties will survive, and i don't know what a nanobot is but sounds small
>> [_] Anon 3173631 >># Yep, nanobots are theoretical microscopic/molecular machines. One popular-sci doomsday scenario is someone makes one that for whatever reason just makes more of itself, eating the entire world to create more tiny robots the so called "grey goo scenario". Probably a few hundred years too early to think about that sort of thing, but one can hope.
>> [_] Anon 3173633 >># I think I heard of the idea from some science fiction series -- replicators right?
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173634 >># That'd be interesting
>> [_] Anon 3173637 >># Yeah SG-1's were basically that, though the whole concept is more based on the older "Von Neumann Machine"/"Universal Assemblers" concept. It's actually kind of a common "robots are the bad guys" plot point in sci-fi. I think it's more because meatbags are scared of non-biotic life surpassing them more than because of real danger, but it's still fun to think about.
>> [_] Anon 3173638 >># Ever hear of the stupid AI, whose only goal is to make more paperclips, and it kills everyone because it grabs up all of the resources? That is what I think they're worried about.
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173639 >># that'd be fucked
>> [_] Anon 3173640 >># Yeah, I read that article, it's a good point about the possible real dangers, but at the same time you have to realize for that to happen you'd have to be both unaware of the risks and there would have to be many many people who were asleep at the switch. Since for the most part I think people are both aware of the dangers, and are yet to have the possibility of making such a capable and smart machine even with a global effort I think we'll probably manage to avoid such a fate.
>> [_] Anon 3173642 I swear to god there was a kurzgesagt video on youtube about von neuman machines but I can't seem to find it
>> [_] Anon 3173653 >># 我已经在大学学中文,但是有点儿难。为了提升自己,我得到溫哥華旅行。 Already ahead of you
>> [_] Anon 3173655 >># Nice! Cogito ergo daemonia Latine discere potiri.
>> [_] Anon 3173656 >># >learning a dead language Quid enim illud? I mean it sounds cool but it's actually dead. I guess if you ever learn one of Latin's parent languages it'll be really easy for you.
>> [_] Anon 3173657 >># >parent I meant child languages, fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3173658 >># >Latin's parent languages I assume you mean the languages Latin spawned, and yeah, not him but I found my middle school Latin was pretty helpful. Never learned any romance languages, but I could often guess the gist of short sentences or signs and stuff using it. Kind of fun actually, there's less structural change in those languages compared to something like old English which looks and sounds like a drunken welshman trying to speak German without ever having heard the language before.
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173660 i can't understand these languages
>> [_] Anon 3173661 >># Five years of Spanish and I can't speak a lick of it, but at least I get the gist of most Western European languages. Except German. Fuck German.
>> [_] Anon 3173663 >># >Quid enim illud? Nescio, sed nemo scit album foramen illud suspicor. Learning child languages I guess. There's plenty of ancient literature that would be cool to read as well as possibly teaching a child (if I ever get one) Latin as one of his native tongues. Also you have the advantage of understanding any Latin that people use in fiction (usually used for magic incantations though). I haven't actually started learning it yet, but it's a goal for me.
>> [_] Anon 3173668 >># You should just admit you are interested in the occult, or possibly fighting the occult, and that to fight something you must understand it. If you ever find that magic is real please let us know. And then be sure to kill us for being filthy heathens trying to unlock forbidden energies. Deus vult Saga venatione.
>> [_] Anon 3173669 this is an american imageboard please stick to american thanks!
>> [_] Anon 3173671 >># Actually since 2015 this is a Japanese image board, owned by Emperor Hirohito of the Clover throne.
>> [_] Anon 3173673 >># cant believe your youtube version didnt go viral mate glad you released the swf! makes you a lot better than many other youtubers...
>> [_] Anon 3173678 >># Reminds me of those adult swim shorts like the professor brothers
>> [_] Anon 3173679 >># >something like old English which looks and sounds like a drunken welshman trying to speak German without ever having heard the language before. That's actually a pretty apt description. It's true parent, "Germanic" or "Indo-European" is a forgotten tongue. As far as I know there's still work being done to reconstruct it. Who knows how accurate it may be.
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173682 >># I deserve the views I have received. I appreciate each one, and I sincerely enjoy animation; Above all, it makes me smile that I made at least one person entertained today. How popular I am is indifferent to me. All I desire is improving my animation.
>> [_] Anon 3173700 >># shit, in the off chance that you are the creator of the video, that shit has mad viral potential. well done dude.
>> [_] Anon 3173704 >># I mean he could just be someone who lifted it from the last few times this was posted, but that doesn't seem likely to me.
>> [_] Anon 3173717 >># If that happens, I just want the Chinese to know that I will serve them loyally, they have a friend in me this country has done nothing but hate me, and all countries suck, but it would feel good to betray the "greatest nation on earth" just to stick it to them before I die
>> [_] Anon 3173748 >># Chinese do not deal in Western loyalty Chinese loyalty is of a more material value
>> [_] Anon 3173749 who would have tought that this prophetic flash video would predict the new president of eeuu
>> [_] Anon 3173758 Who else wrote in Sweet Meteor O' Death? Come on, there's gotta be someone else.
>> [_] Anon 3173759 >># >Meteor of death Psht, yeah right, what do I look like, a faggot? I voted for rogue black hole of death, much cooler. I mean, seriously meteors? So 65 thousand years ago my man.
>> [_] toasterz !!khb5JnmRAin 3173771 >># >># I animated it
>> [_] Anon 3173772 >># >black hole of death Psht, yeah right, what do I look like, a faggot? I voted for highly intense gamma radiation, much cooler. I mean, seriously, black holes? So Red Dwarf my man.
>> [_] Anon 3173774 >># OK, gamma ray bursts are cool as fuck, but they will never win without the minority vote that black holes can get. Gotta be at least a bit pragmatic with your vote.

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[_] 2016 erections Anon 3164108 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3164117 I love you /f/
>> [_] Anon 3164118 praise hillbot
>> [_] Anon 3164120 Not [H] Bad Election parody, no [H], just click bait.
>> [_] Anon 3164122 BAD? You guys I found the shill holy fuck i thought they stayed out of /f/
>> [_] Anon 3164146 fail
>> [_] Anon 3164167 >># Pretty damn good summery of what's happening. God American politics are a joke.
>> [_] Anon 3164183 >># >politics are a joke. Build Anarchy.
>> [_] bei mir bist du schoen 3164185 >># H for Hill maybe?
>> [_] Anon 3164200 >># >Acting like they all aren't a joke
>> [_] Anon 3164206 [ 1 shekel has been deposited into your account ]
>> [_] Anon 3164218 >># Nice meme dude.
>> [_] Anon 3164223 >># >Yeah, heh, politics are a joke, I'm so above it all *tips fedora and downs a shot of whisky*