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[_] tfw monday John Moses Browning 3507644

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[_] first time here in a year Anon 3491844 i'm happy to see this board is not completely dead Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3491886 dammnn this flash is an old one this community will never die!
>> [_] Anon 3491917 i have to say this is on of the best examples of taking something out of context and making a moody but also bit funny video

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[_] Not able to live. Not able to die. Anon 3469590
>> [_] Anon 3469592 but you can still post on /f/. That's something right?
>> [_] Anon 3469643 >># the ultimate copium exit bag
>> [_] Anon 3469659 As long as you're still on /f/ posting flashes you'll never hit the ground.

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[_] Anon 3451976 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3451985 F
>> [_] Anon 3451988 Rest in peace.
>> [_] Anon 3452052 Dont an hero anons There's still hope
>> [_] Anon 3452063 >A strategy that might prove helpful is to consider how fortunate you are that life has been good to you so far. >Alternatively, if life has not been good to you so far, consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer. This is some absolutely retarded logic. You could use every argument in reverse; if your life has been good, you should be sad that it is coming to an end so early, and if it has been bad, you should be sad because you had an unfulfilling life that will be over before you can remedy it. Whoever wrote this clearly didn't actually think about what they were writing and just put down stuff that sounded good.
>> [_] Anon 3452064 >># Don't analyze jokes.
>> [_] Anon 3452065 >># Its just a cope.
>> [_] Anon 3452067 >># Jokes are allowed to actually make sense. In fact, they are better if they do.
>> [_] Anon 3452071 >># The new flash plugin sucks https://4chan.org/flash?file=cakeformoot .swf
>> [_] Anon 3452088 I'm going to miss you faggots.
>> [_] Anon 3452091 I came to /f/ in haloween 2017 and stayed since then Always thought that i need to lurk more to actually post anything here Now I regret contributing so little to the place I grew to love Whatever will happen to board from now on, I just want to thank you you cunts for those 3 years

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[_] Anon 3443543 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3443593 sad music for a sad day
>> [_] Anon 3443596 >7.67 mb >for this ISHYGDDT
>> [_] Anon 3443633 >7.67 terabytes for a short loop My pizza senses are tingling. You there, lurker, do not download this file.

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[_] Anon 3441230 im gunna miss /f/
>> [_] Anon 3441235 >filesize this is a lesson in how NOT to properly Flash
>> [_] Anon 3441295 >># damn, there's a wikihow for EVRYTHANG

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[_] nigga Anon 3431835

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[_] Anon 3429536
>> [_] Anon 3429574 BECAUSE I'M FREEEEE FREEEEE FALLING
>> [_] Anon 3429579 IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH
>> [_] Anon 3429606 No, I will at peace that life has been good to me this one time.
>> [_] Anon 3429607 >># *be at peace. Fuck me.
>> [_] Anon 3429608 "Oh no... Not again."
>> [_] Anon 3429630 The Schrodinger deadman. You are dead, your life is no longer, but you are in this moment alive and able to think about it, kek

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[_] Anon 3424995
>> [_] Anon 3425000 I actually like this one and the beat is relaxing.
>> [_] Anon 3425005 >># I shiggy diggy >># Same
>> [_] Anon 3425096 April 22 7pm

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[_] Anon 3413543

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[_] loops loops 3408351 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3408390 >How to cope with a double parachute failure Oddly specific
>> [_] Anon 3408403 >># Not really. Lots of people skydive and paratroop. You use a parachute and a backup one in case the first fails. If they both fail, welp.
>> [_] Anon 3408405 >># try not to be too jealous.
>> [_] Anon 3408425 Step 4. I found step 3 -- pray to some kind of deity. Step 5 was "expect impact". Steps 1 & 2 may forever be lost to time. I'm guessing they were a frantic scramble to verify you are indeed utterly fucked.
>> [_] Anon 3408426 >># I'm guessing Step 1 or 2 may have been "call 911" or something, if you have service.
>> [_] Anon 3408431 >># "Yes Police? I'm falling and my parachutes have failed! Oh sorry that's the 120mph wind rushing past me. Yeah I can hold. How long until you guys can get me 1 mile up in the air, I'm falling pretty fast." Dipshit.
>> [_] Anon 3408433 >># Maybe they could lay out something soft to land on, or a trampoline? Don't be so quick to shoot down ideas just because you have a shitty imagination.
>> [_] Anon 3408435 >># You reach terminal velocity pretty quickly when you jump from a plane. People have survived it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy5xLVx2 NGY
>> [_] Anon 3408437 >># It's like you're fucking five holy shit
>> [_] Anon 3408440 >># Fuck off asshole leave me alone

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[_] Anon 3402337

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[_] Anon 3397850 I'm running out of time

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[_] My panda died today... Anon 3397416
>> [_] Anon 3397437 >># this sounds so dang familiar... where is my mind? stressed out?
>> [_] A 3397440 >># Song pls :3
>> [_] Anon 3397442 >># Yellow Brick Road Remix (Joey Trife x T.Fahim)

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[_] Anon 3395310 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3395394 >simple tune with simple image Why is this over 7 MB?
>> [_] Anon 3395399 >># probably the pictures are not compressed

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[_] into the dark YTMND Anon 3390478
>> [_] Anon 3390481 4channel is already in a coma. Newgrounds is the last bastion...
>> [_] Anon 3390485 i need newgrounds to die forever so the things i wrote as a teenager will die with it. then i can continue to use my chuuni username without the shame attached to it by my past self.
>> [_] Anon 3390513 >># All usernames are chuuni. The presumption of good faith and trust online is not a given so we are to use our real names as collateral. Internet is all serious business now.
>> [_] Anon 3390550 >># What was your chuuni username, anon? I want to look it up and bully you mercilessly

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[_] Weekends over Anon 3357928
>> [_] Anon 3357956 >># what is this a remix of, where is my mind? You could probably stick the rap of Stressed Out over it too and it work pretty well.
>> [_] Anon 3357960 Should have been made with this music. https://youtu.be/B1dwdlzGDnA
>> [_] Anon 3357964 >># >renaming

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[_] Anon 3342878
>> [_] Anon 3342943 >Not the 1995 dos game. I'm disappointed.

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[_] Step 4: Contemplate Anon 3334272

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[_] Consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer. Anon 3328824
>> [_] Anon 3328825 Contemplate. As you approach the Earth at, or close to, terminal velocity, you may wish to contemplate your past existence, and the possibility of a future afterlife. A strategy that might prove helpful is to consider how fortunate you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life has not been good to you so far, (and considering your current situation this seems more likely) consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer.
>> [_] Anon 3328961 This would be totally forgettable if it wasn't for that on point music. Sauce me
>> [_] Anon 3328963 >># it's in the flash

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[_] I am procrastinating right now Anon 3298524 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3298534 >># also called: living
>> [_] Anon 3298538 stop procrastinating and kys kiddo
>> [_] Anon 3298609 Great song though :) thanks for posting the flash. Don't fuck up your life though like I did, do your work now!
>> [_] Anon 3298639 song name?
>> [_] Anon 3298641 >># resize window
>> [_] Anon 3298642 >># ty
>> [_] Anon 3298644 >># wait i still dont get it :(
>> [_] Anon 3298645 >># perhaps this little gif will give you a hint www.computerhope.com/cdn/resize.gif
>> [_] Anon 3298646 >># i kept using the diagonal resize which meant it wouldnt show the bottom . I should of tried harder Thank you
>> [_] Anon 3298647 >># >># make sure you didn't click [Embed] to play it. click the File: name.swf to play it. resize the window to be a tall skinny rectangle. sauce should be on the bottom, underneath the flash.

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[_] Anon 3280767

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[_] Anon 3280185
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3280218 Oh boy, I can't wait to FUCKING DIE
>> [_] Anon 3280224 >># I've long ago made my peace. Do your fucking worst, life. I've beaten you.
>> [_] Anon 3280247 >># Life always has surprises.
>> [_] Anon 3280263 sauce on the tune?
>> [_] Anon 3280264 >># below it

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[_] Didn't like the old filename Anon 3278551 :)
>> [_] Anon 3278622 >># THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO DECIDE, FAGGOT >finalmoments.swf
>> [_] Anon 3278652 What's the song name?
>> [_] Anon 3278654 >renaming >smug about it fuck off faggot

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[_] How is /f/ doing? Anon 3276509 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3276516 >># bretty good brah, just finished watching the GoT finale, not the best but wasn't bad, I've come this far so I'll stick around for the last season, apart from that I've gotten back into a classic, 07scape so that's a nice trip down nostalgia lane, how you doin' mate?
>> [_] Anon 3276536 Second year of uni started and the tiny bit of friendship I managed to obtain last year seems to have vanished. This would be completely fine if it wasn't for group projects, which I can't do alone..
>> [_] Anon 3276539 Mixed. Nice track.
>> [_] Anon 3276542 >># My first year of uni I had a group project and got stuck with some foreigner that refused to do any work. Shit sucked. Luckily it was a small project, but still. College will be the best years of your life if you like to meet new people. If you don't... yeah...
>> [_] Anon 3276544 >># not too good, big argument inside the family
>> [_] Anon 3276572 >># Getting by but that's it. I've got no plans and no passion. Still a virgin and got some problems there that need to be sorted really. My lifes completely fine and if anything by all technicalities good and I fucking just don't want to exist anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3276575 I'm alright, friend's mom just died though and I'm not really sure what to do.
>> [_] Anon 3276581 What's the song?
>> [_] Anon 3276589 >># Wait. Hold the fucking phone. That was the finale? It was a fucking boring shit episode. Woop woop Jon is the heir to the throne. Wow. How fucking riveting. Is this really what they consider a proper finale to a season?
>> [_] Anon 3276590 >># Nobody's expecting anything from you in cases like that. Just be there for your friend when he needs.
>> [_] Anon 3276613 >># Who cares, it's an overrated shit ripoff of Eva anyways, of course the ending would be a dud
>> [_] Anon 3276621 How is there a wikihow article for literally everything?

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>> [_] Anon 3243454 Sauce on song?
>> [_] Anon 3243506 >># parachute fails, just on your phone frantically like "oh fuck i better check wikihow" lol
>> [_] Anon 3243524 >># Resize the flash. Welcome to /f/.
>> [_] Anon 3243549 That line is actually from the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series. Great read.

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[_] Anon 3237095
>> [_] Anon 3237120 >># what are those lines supposed to be?
>> [_] Anon 3237121 >># air rushing past
>> [_] Anon 3237135 >WikiHow must be true
>> [_] Anon 3237145 Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCsfHVM5 x_I

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[_] Another Day Anon 3232254 Another Life
>> [_] Anon 3232309 damn...
>> [_] Anon 3232315 Thanks for sharing this with me... Coincidentally I am going on a jump this morning and for a while now, I have been contemplating this, however unlikely, possible outcome.
>> [_] Anon 3232316 >># Don't worry, lad, you still have time to practice how to distract yourself from falling so you can miss the ground here, have a handy guide on how to fly http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/howt ofly.php
>> [_] Anon 3232317 Song
>> [_] Anon 3232379 No one here has heard of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy? Poor douglas adams, doesn't even get credit for his jokes anymore

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[_] Anon 3227080 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3227085 I'll just save this for later...
>> [_] Anon 3227087 Why is this such a big file
>> [_] Anon 3227094 >># Because whoever made it put a 7,723kb wav file as the sound. Check out >># for a smaller one.
>> [_] Anon 3227096 >># I assumed it was the audio, so thanks for confirming it
>> [_] Anon 3227107 >># If you have a double-parachute failure, you should do something awesome, like a karate kick all the way to the ground, or a swan dive or something.
>> [_] Anon 3227109 >># This. Resigning yourself to death is the worst way to go out. Go out kicking and screaming; humans HAVE survived double parachute failures at a nonzero rate.
>> [_] Anon 3227110 Masturbate one last time.
>> [_] Anon 3227112 >># Or put your head between your knees and kiss your ass goodbye.
>> [_] Anon 3227118 Anyone know where the music is from?
>> [_] Anon 3227120 It's from wikihow
>> [_] Anon 3227121 >># resize the flash protip: this works like 75% of the time
>> [_] Anon 3227126 >># In case of a double malfunction, simply align yourself perpendicular to the ground and put your right leg over your left leg. That way the first responders only have to un-screw you from the ground.
>> [_] Anon 3227128 >># You could try putting yourself in a position where you roll when you hit the ground, if you do it perfectly you could probably roll really hard and ragdoll your ribs out of comission but live maybe.
>> [_] Anon 3227134 And to think this could all have been avoided by not skydiving. How ironic. >># Wouldn't trying to increase your own surface area while slowing your descent be a better option?
>> [_] Anon 3227136 >># Not like I know which is better. There's a reason all those parkour faggots tuck into a roll whenever they jump off buildings and shit though. Try doing both next time you're freefalling to your death I guess.
>> [_] Anon 3227138 Double parachute failure is legitimately one of the worst ways to go out man, I can't even imagine.
>> [_] Anon 3227139 >># hey at least it wasn't a triple parachute failure
>> [_] Anon 3227143 >># It wouldn't be that bad. It's a quick death. I'd say it's better than something that drags on for months even years like cancer. At least you have some time for reflection before you smash into a billion little bits on the ground. Maybe do a couple flips? I'd rather die instantly after a short fall rather than slowly over months as my body slowly deteriorates around me.
>> [_] Anon 3227145 >hitchhiker's guide my nigga
>> [_] Anon 3227147 >># >It's a quick death. That's the thing though, the death itself is quick, but you're floating there in the air for several minutes, fully aware and conscious to the fact that your death is seconds away. I do agree that cancer is probably just as bad, but in a different way. With cancer though you have time to put your affairs in order and prepare for your death, rather than being unable to do anything as you watch the ground grow closer and closer. Best way to die is probably severe car crash or sudden hearth attack, dead before you even know what happened.
>> [_] Anon 3227159 >># If your parachute failed it wont be minutes unless you bailed out of an SR-71 or jumped out of an ayy ship.
>> [_] Anon 3227160 On the bright side, You fall 3 to 1 out so you can pretty much choose any place you can see as your resting place. If you aim for an evergreen you may even survive.... but who would want to do that?
>> [_] Anon 3227163 >># >bailed out of an SR-71 has anyone ever done that i imagine your skin would rip from your flesh since those things go faster then sound.
>> [_] Anon 3227164 >># 20 of them have been lost so I am sure it has happened. And while the air is thinner at 85000 feet someone would still probably be liquefied if they exited at mach 3.5
>> [_] Anon 3227169 >># Flying for a bit and enjoying the view before instant death sounds ok. some likely worse ways to go: being eaten alive(sharks, tigers/insects) disease(cancer/aids/virus) drowning Premature Burial(fuck this one) cruel execution: Scaphism Sawing flaying Brazen Bull/The Gridiron Ling Chi Crucifixion(a classic)
>> [_] Anon 3227173 >some likely worse ways to go: Not if you have a fetish for it.
>> [_] Anon 3227181 >># I suggest you add vertical impalement to that list. >wooden stake penetrates your entire body >in the anus and out the mouth >if done Vladdy style (avoid any vital organs) you don't die that very day but several days after due to bloodless or infection
>> [_] Anon 3227183 >># true, I was being brief. I don't see how you wouldn't bleed out even if it didn't hit vitals though, I think that part is a myth I don't feel like researching. a similar one done in japan is to have bamboo (grows a foot a day) slowly impale someone naturally. personally I thing scaphism via casket at sea/lake/pond is one of the worst of the bunch. You're locked in a wooden container with your face exposed and turned to the sun and for the insects/birds to enjoy for days. the container is full of your own shit with holes for the bugs to get in. sometimes they'll check on you and force feed you water to keep you going. imagine flies and carrion/maggots in your eyes and nose with no way to swat at them. people are the real monsters.
>> [_] Anon 3227221 >># The speed difference between a person that aims their head straight at the ground and someone trying to go for maximum surface area is fairly negligible, weather you hit concrete at 120mph or 105mph you'll be liquefied either way, best way would be to aim for a tree or steep hill, if you're lucky it's winter and you can aim for a snow covered hill. It would also probably be best to land on your back so that the parachute can at least cushion the impact a little. Or you could spend your last minute trying to make your peace, if you've got a double chute failure, god probably wants you dead anyway.
>> [_] Anon 3227222 >># they most certainly will not survive if they make some stupid karate kick pose when hitting the ground
>> [_] Anon 3227224 >># >so that the parachute can at least cushion the impact a little you mean snap your back? not smart to create an uneven landing surface, even if you move it to your stomach ive heard the best chances of surving is to do a "swan dive" with straight legs and arms straight out at your shoulders, hitting the ground with your chest. still little chance but that is supposed to be your best bet...
>> [_] Anon 3227226 >># >># the one way I saw a dude survive this was by having his second shute not properly open so he had atleast had a little drag. And also landing in high vegetation that broke his fall.
>> [_] Anon 3227228 >># >god probably wants you dead anyway. assuming the ridiculous notion that there's a "god"
>> [_] Anon 3227235 If you ask me, why would want to live at that point? I don't know the specifics of any cases where someone has lived from a skydiving incident, but the pain and aftermath of surviving something like that really makes me think that just dying would be better. At the very least you probably won't enjoy skydiving anymore.
>> [_] Anon 3227236 >># how about the mana void desiring your energy back?

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[_] Anon 3172238
>> [_] Anon 3172245 >consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer
>> [_] Anon 3172255 Song?
>> [_] Anon 3172256 >># It certainly would be a shame if 4chan was shut down, It may be a hub of degeneracy, but it is also a sanctuary for the broken.
>> [_] Anon 3172265 I always thought that it would be a very smart idea to keep 1 manual parachute in like a front pocket or something, just in case the primary and secondary parachutes don't work. Yeah, you may or may not dislocate a shoulder or two, but at least you'll be alive.
>> [_] Anon 3172268 >># >that bad feel when given my life until now, I know 100% that I would be one of those people that touched down and only broke all of their bones, but survived
>> [_] Anon 3172279 >># resize your (browser) window to be vertical and narrow