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[_] Anon 3515385

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[_] Touhoesohnos Anon 3443121

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[_] Anon 3386488 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3386586 BOSS-ASS MUSIC Got sauce for it, OP?

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[_] Touhou Tuesday Anon 3384818

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[_] Anon 3313123

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[_] Anon 3310286

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[_] touhou wednsday Anon 3263695
>> [_] Anon 3263701 >># (Hey, baby?) What's crackin'? Who ya mackin'? Whatcha doin'? Who ya screwin'? Whatcha drinkin? Whatcha thinkin'? (Hey, baby!) Say my name Play your game Wanna do me? Wanna screw me? I'm your pet Make me wet (Hey, baby?) Don't ya stare I don't care Want some fun? Make me cum Keep it goin' Cause it's snowin' (Hey, baby?!) Tie me up Pin me down Flip me over Upside down Make me make that fuckin' sound Oooohhhh Yeah baby Oh my pussys so wet, baby what you do to me drive me crazy
>> [_] Anon 3263824 deadmau5 best mau5

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[_] 2huesday Anon 3251345
>> [_] Anon 3251353 Song?
>> [_] Anon 3251404 >># "Deadmau5 - Hey Baby"
>> [_] Anon 3251407 >># >Put on in background >not really paying attention >Suddenly woman orgasming >sweatingman.png
>> [_] Anon 3251440 dammit it just reminds me of gamerpoops

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[_] TOUHOU TUESDAY Anon 3247153
>> [_] Anon 3247199 >># will her fake boobers ever be discovered
>> [_] Anon 3247211 >># They are natural!

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[_] TOUHOU TUESDAY Anon 3229217
>> [_] Anon 3229219 >># This is a trace of part of the first MariaHolic opening right
>> [_] Anon 3229221 where the white hair whore @ tho

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[_] TOUHOU TUESDAY Anon 3219854 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3219866 Fucking love this song. Best scene music, and yet I've never heard it at a party.
>> [_] :v 3219867 >># >you go to the wrong parties. yep, gangs all here -sniff-
>> [_] Anon 3219882 >># >a party so, what are those like?
>> [_] :v 3219923 >># All I know is that my feet hurt and I want to go home.
>> [_] Anon 3219956 >># My kind of parties involve packing a bag and elaborate furniture. Also there are pretty lights and generally nice paintings. Usually you can buy water for a dollar, or soda or granola bars to keep your blood sugar up in between scenes. No alcohol allowed generally.
>> [_] Anon 3219960 >># >it's actually a very very long section of the song who's the dickwad who couldn't loop properly?
>> [_] Anon 3219961 >># *sniff* i know that feel bro

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[_] how do I sexually harass someone? Anon 3216861 there's this cute guy i know who i like making uncomfortable. what sort of stuff should i say around him to get under his skin?
>> [_] Anon 3216863 >># start sucking his dick when you are alone thatll really annoy him
>> [_] Anon 3216865 >># Shit man I wish
>> [_] Anon 3216902 i don´t think this question is serious but if you really want to sexually harass a man as a woman and he does like you in the slightest way its impossible except he is a complete idiot and doesn´t play along
>> [_] Anon 3216905 Anyone know the song sauce?
>> [_] Anon 3216911 >># i'm male, and i'm pretty sure he doesn't swing that way, so any earnest attempt at flirting with him would probably be deflected. since that's out of the question the most i can get out of him is his a flustered reaction every now and then. it's nice. >># instrumental of "Hey Baby" by deadmau5.
>> [_] Anon 3216912 >># just get really drunk with him some day and then start hugging him and if he doesnt push you away start kissing him
>> [_] Anon 3216913 >># what do you do to him anyway?
>> [_] Anon 3216917 Thankyou kindly for the sauce
>> [_] Anon 3216918 >># this pls
>> [_] Anon 3216919 >># >># >># i've only actually met him in person a few times. other than that i'm in contact with him most of the time through a group chat. we play d&d on skype. sometimes i'll say something suggestive over text or voicechat to try and provoke him. a lot of the time he plays it off as a joke or ignores it but i try to persist and be invasive, but i don't want him to hate me so i don't push it too much. the few times we've met irl i tried getting in his personal space and touching him a bit. i started this thread asking for advice on how to do this better. come to think of it i wonder if by now most people would be too creeped out or would catch on, maybe he doesn't actually mind that much or he knows i just like bothering him. i don't think it would be a matter of him not liking guys as much as him just not liking me. like i said we make a lot of sexual jokes and he's always very chilled out.
>> [_] :v 3216920 >># OH man I have read so many yaoi djs that I know JUST how to to help you. First, ya gotta emasculate him in front of his friends and then, when he feels smol you need to be nice just enough to throw him off his gaurd and then BAM right at the peak of frailty KABE-DON baby git that wall pounding kiss. >totes100%willwork
>> [_] Anon 3216921 >># this is really vague I want to know how far did you go, what did you actually tell him. Did you touch his junk or butt or twisted his nipples?
>> [_] Anon 3216923 >># thank you fren :D >># i didn't grab him or anything. i kind of just nonchalantly touched or rubbed against him. on his shoulders and back and stuff. i'm bad at this. a lot of what i say to him would sound like flirting out of context but usually it sounds like a joke to everyone else. like what i would do to him sexually, undressing and licking and things like that. i get a thrill out of it and it doesn't sound really awkward, and i think it catches him off guard a bit but he can't say anything about it.
>> [_] :v 3216927 >># Make your character go full on hard gay for his and never stop it no matter what. Just keep forcing it thrillhouse style. Have the DM come up with an inner demons challenge of sorts Have him roll for homosexual attraction Loaded rice >Natty 20 He has to suck your dick now >Pure tactical genius >My experience with flirting is totes top notch
>> [_] Anon 3216930 >># our dm doesn't like it when his campaigns get too sexual. also i don't think he would be willing to help me with that. if anything i would suck his dick.
>> [_] Anon 3216931 >># you should stick with writing food recipes, hon
>> [_] Anon 3216935 >># >># genuinely kill yourself, you type like a stunted autist from tumblr and you are one as well
>> [_] Anon 3216937 >># rude.
>> [_] Anon 3216939 >># tbqhwyimho they were memeing my dude
>> [_] :v 3216942 >># Shhh don't give it away >Meme'd
>> [_] Anon 3216946 >># why doesn't sakuya's pads fly out and hit remilia in the face?
>> [_] Anon 3216957 Best thread on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3216958 >># i'm not sure how i started the best thread on /f/ by venting my sexual frustrations
>> [_] Anon 3216960 >># faggotry is the life blood of every imageboard
>> [_] Anon 3216962 >># >i'll say something suggestive over text or voicechat to try and provoke him. a lot of the time he plays it off as a joke or ignores it but i try to persist and be invasive This is how you get called to the cops for harassment
>> [_] Anon 3216964 >># see that's what i'm trying to avoid. i think i know how far i can go before he might get scared of me. i need to be more subtle. but i also want to do more to him.
>> [_] :v 3216965 >># Because all I make are shitty loops anon.
>> [_] Anon 3216966 >># have you consider a more direct approach? or are you just too much of a beta pussy to ask a guy out?
>> [_] Anon 3216968 GAY GAY GAAAAAAAAAY
>> [_] Anon 3216970 >># did you make this one too? :o i save a lot of your recipe flashes but there are a lot of ones that i didn't know you made. >># i don't want to ask him out. i don't think he would go out with me. this is more fun. does that make me a beta pussy? >># yes.
>> [_] Anon 3216973 >># so you just want to be a fucking tease?
>> [_] Anon 3216977 >># what else do i do? j-jeez you guys, now you're making me question my decisions
>> [_] Anon 3216978 >># you type like a cutie :3
>> [_] Anon 3216980 >># >># id say most people enjoy the attention even if they are straight
>> [_] Anon 3216981 >># i have a boyfriend, thank you >oh wait >># does that mean i could ask him out and he wouldn't get mad? or at least touch his dick?
>> [_] Anon 3216982 >># well if you wanted to go that route, you could just tell him you could do him a favor by sucking his dick, but if you did that... you'd probably be seen less than you're worth, so desu just be a real g with this guy
>> [_] Anon 3216983 >># I remember when my friend first bought a car and used to drive us basically everywhere (going to pubs in different cities) and at the end he drove us all back home. I was the last one and I talked with him about a lot of shit because I was drunk and when he wanted me to shut the fuck up and finally go home but didn't want to be rude about it he just touched my thigh it worked every time even though he wasn't gay
>> [_] Anon 3216987 >># man :/ now i don't know what to do. maybe i should ask my friend who introduced me to him and also asked him out, but got rejected. but maybe that would be weird. i want to molest him. but i also want him to like me. >># but i like him.
>> [_] Anon 3216988 >># what's your idea of molesting?
>> [_] Anon 3216989 >># i personally cant really imagine a guy getting mad about getting asked out friend or stranger, unless they are actively triggered by gay people. As for the molesting, shit man idk, get him drunk???????
>> [_] Anon 3216990 >># maybe that word is too strong. i want to do sexual things to him. i like making him embarrassed because he is very cute. but i would be sad if he thought i was a creep. so i don't want to make him mad. i just hope maybe he will like me.
>> [_] Anon 3216991 >># >># i did not mean to say molest.
>> [_] Anon 3216993 >># desu, you're asking a bunch of either really closeted or hetero fags, so if you want real advice i'd recommend the lgbt board, they probably have a wealth of info for you.
>> [_] Anon 3216997 >># rando crotch adjust tends to freak most ppl
>> [_] Anon 3216999 Through dick. Unity.
>> [_] Anon 3217000 >># >># >># From the perspective of a straight guy: the asking out would be flattering I guess but also embarrassing and weird, of course he'd refuse, the dick touching and sucking would be get the hell away from me territory though. I want to fuck Sakuya
>> [_] Anon 3217003 >># i think /lgbt/ is where you would ask for advice for a healthy relationship and talk about social issues. i don't think i have one, and i don't want to talk about that. i thought since he might be straight, i should ask other people who might also be straight. and the people on /f/ are nice, and we can talk about a lot of things while posting flashes. >># i don't just want to suck his dick. especially if he doesn't like me. then he would hate me. if you ask a girl out and they say no would you still have sex with them? i am getting confused about a lot of things. i don't think the original topic is relevant anymore because i don't want to bother him so much that he gets scared.
>> [_] :v 3217007 >># I have like nothing but free time.
>> [_] Anon 3217013 Here's some solid and honest life advice: stop trying to demean and manipulate people you respect all for the sake of cummies. You're his friend, not a sex predator.
>> [_] Anon 3217014 >># to be fair, we don't know each other all that well. we are on good terms though. it's not wrong to want his cummies, is it? but you're right, i shouldn't harm him by doing that. this is frustrating. how do i romance?
>> [_] Anon 3217015 >># There're thousands of ways to do it from force him to sit on your knees to pseudo-friction motion in places of limited spaces (corner, stairs, windowsill) etc. Choose your way.
>> [_] Anon 3217019 >># how far do you even live from each other?
>> [_] Anon 3217020 >># >if you ask a girl out and they say no would you still have sex with them? honestly, probs if they are an easy lay but sad part about it, is considering how people are raised, it's not as simple as comparing this kinda situation to a guy in the same situation. Although, that brings up the point, what kinda guy is he? Cause your plan of action revolve around that (i.e: stereotypical jock, shy but nerdy, extroverted and creative, etc)
>> [_] Anon 3217022 >># >honest life advicy >stop trying to demean and manipulate people >you respect all for the sake of cummies >You're his friend >not a sex predator. I can't really believe which such naive faggot still exist. Please tell me it's a joke, because I'm ordinary ate such people alive.
>> [_] Anon 3217027 >># probably within an hour drive. but we've only met irl a few times and i don't know his address. >># he is a dork. but i think he acts very cool. the kind of person who can take a joke very easily. rarely ever insecure about something. sexuality isn't really a sensitive or taboo subject within our group. so i guess he would not be offended if i asked. would you really have sex with someone just to have had sex? >># what?
>> [_] Anon 3217030 >># >dork like memelord dork or like purely numbers? regardless, I think you should use the dorkiness as an asset toward his affection, perhaps do some research on something he's really interested in and surprise him with information, cause i've never been with a guy (thought about it though), but I would find that pretty awesome if someone had shown intense interest in my own interest. >would you really have sex with someone just to have had sex? what do you think tinder is for?
>> [_] Anon 3217031 >># >what? TL;DR It's sounded like a joke. Naive bastard is my food.
>> [_] Anon 3217033 i genuinely want to know where all you newfags are coming from get the fuck off my /f/
>> [_] Anon 3217035 I'm a straight dude who has been on the receiving end of a bunch of gay flirtation. This has greatly improved my flirting skills, since I now know what is super uncomfortable to be on the receiving end of. However, it was still really uncomfortable. If he's not a really chill guy, I'd advise just treat him like a friend, otherwise you might just drive him away. Or go whole hog and just rape him. It's the in between you gotta avoid.

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[_] No recipe, only Touhousday Anon 3203284 :v fug I'm baking bread and it's taking foreveeeeer
>> [_] Anon 3203393 >># >># I always pronounce it Tow-How. Is that wrong?
>> [_] Anon 3203400 >># I'm pretty sure this is supposed to continue with Sakuya's top being ripped off
>> [_] Anon 3203401 >># >Ho as in, lookit that ho
>> [_] Anon 3203453 touhoufag not man
>> [_] Anon 3203457 >># source