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[_] how do I sexually harass someone? Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)13:25:48 No.3216861
there's this cute guy i know who i like making uncomfortable. what sort of stuff should i say
around him to get under his skin?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)13:32:47 No.3216863
>>3216861
start sucking his dick when you are alone thatll really annoy him
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)13:38:37 No.3216865
>>3216863
Shit man I wish
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)15:40:03 No.3216902
i don´t think this question is serious but
if you really want to sexually harass a man as a woman and he does like you in the slightest way
its impossible
except he is a complete idiot and doesn´t play along
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)15:51:46 No.3216905
Anyone know the song sauce?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:18:53 No.3216911
>>3216902
i'm male, and i'm pretty sure he doesn't swing that way, so any earnest attempt at flirting with
him would probably be deflected. since that's out of the question the most i can get out of him
is his a flustered reaction every now and then. it's nice.
>>3216905
instrumental of "Hey Baby" by deadmau5.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:21:24 No.3216912
>>3216911
just get really drunk with him some day and then start hugging him and if he doesnt push you away
start kissing him
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:22:53 No.3216913
>>3216911
what do you do to him anyway?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:30:15 No.3216917
Thankyou kindly for the sauce
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:34:07 No.3216918
>>3216913
this pls
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:36:10 No.3216919
>>3216912
>>3216913
>>3216918
i've only actually met him in person a few times. other than that i'm in contact with him most of
the time through a group chat. we play d&d on skype.
sometimes i'll say something suggestive over text or voicechat to try and provoke him. a lot of
the time he plays it off as a joke or ignores it but i try to persist and be invasive, but i
don't want him to hate me so i don't push it too much. the few times we've met irl i tried
getting in his personal space and touching him a bit. i started this thread asking for advice on
how to do this better.
come to think of it i wonder if by now most people would be too creeped out or would catch on,
maybe he doesn't actually mind that much or he knows i just like bothering him.
i don't think it would be a matter of him not liking guys as much as him just not liking me. like
i said we make a lot of sexual jokes and he's always very chilled out.
>> [_] :v 02/19/17(Sun)16:37:30 No.3216920
>>3216911
OH man I have read so many yaoi djs that I know JUST how to to help you.
First, ya gotta emasculate him in front of his friends and then, when he feels smol you need to
be nice just enough to throw him off his gaurd and then BAM right at the peak of frailty KABE-DON
baby git that wall pounding kiss.
>totes100%willwork
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:38:36 No.3216921
>>3216919
this is really vague
I want to know how far did you go, what did you actually tell him.
Did you touch his junk or butt or twisted his nipples?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)16:47:30 No.3216923
>>3216920
thank you fren :D
>>3216921
i didn't grab him or anything. i kind of just nonchalantly touched or rubbed against him. on his
shoulders and back and stuff. i'm bad at this. a lot of what i say to him would sound like
flirting out of context but usually it sounds like a joke to everyone else. like what i would do
to him sexually, undressing and licking and things like that. i get a thrill out of it and it
doesn't sound really awkward, and i think it catches him off guard a bit but he can't say
anything about it.
>> [_] :v 02/19/17(Sun)17:14:17 No.3216927
>>3216923
Make your character go full on hard gay for his and never stop it no matter what.
Just keep forcing it thrillhouse style.
Have the DM come up with an inner demons challenge of sorts
Have him roll for homosexual attraction
Loaded rice
>Natty 20
He has to suck your dick now
>Pure tactical genius
>My experience with flirting is totes top notch
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)17:21:44 No.3216930
>>3216927
our dm doesn't like it when his campaigns get too sexual. also i don't think he would be willing
to help me with that.
if anything i would suck his dick.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)17:23:03 No.3216931
>>3216927
you should stick with writing food recipes, hon
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)17:36:17 No.3216935
>>3216920
>>3216927
genuinely kill yourself, you type like a stunted autist from tumblr and you are one as well
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)17:38:59 No.3216937
>>3216935
rude.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)17:41:10 No.3216939
>>3216935
tbqhwyimho they were memeing my dude
>> [_] :v 02/19/17(Sun)18:00:34 No.3216942
>>3216939
Shhh don't give it away
>Meme'd
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:09:50 No.3216946
>>3216861
why doesn't sakuya's pads fly out and hit remilia in the face?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:43:12 No.3216957
Best thread on /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:44:04 No.3216958
>>3216957
i'm not sure how i started the best thread on /f/ by venting my sexual frustrations
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:45:46 No.3216960
>>3216958
faggotry is the life blood of every imageboard
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:47:15 No.3216962
>>3216919
>i'll say something suggestive over text or voicechat to try and provoke him. a lot of the time
he plays it off as a joke or ignores it but i try to persist and be invasive
This is how you get called to the cops for harassment
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:51:24 No.3216964
>>3216962
see that's what i'm trying to avoid. i think i know how far i can go before he might get scared
of me.
i need to be more subtle. but i also want to do more to him.
>> [_] :v 02/19/17(Sun)18:52:28 No.3216965
>>3216946
Because all I make are shitty loops anon.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:53:20 No.3216966
>>3216964
have you consider a more direct approach? or are you just too much of a beta pussy to ask a guy
out?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:55:00 No.3216968
GAY GAY GAAAAAAAAAY
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)18:56:36 No.3216970
>>3216965
did you make this one too? :o
i save a lot of your recipe flashes but there are a lot of ones that i didn't know you made.
>>3216966
i don't want to ask him out. i don't think he would go out with me. this is more fun.
does that make me a beta pussy?
>>3216968
yes.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:02:24 No.3216973
>>3216970
so you just want to be a fucking tease?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:06:21 No.3216977
>>3216973
what else do i do?
j-jeez you guys, now you're making me question my decisions
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:09:32 No.3216978
>>3216977
you type like a cutie :3
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:13:59 No.3216980
>>3216977
>>3216973
id say most people enjoy the attention even if they are straight
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:16:58 No.3216981
>>3216978
i have a boyfriend, thank you
>oh wait
>>3216980
does that mean i could ask him out and he wouldn't get mad?
or at least touch his dick?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:22:01 No.3216982
>>3216981
well if you wanted to go that route, you could just tell him you could do him a favor by sucking
his dick, but if you did that... you'd probably be seen less than you're worth, so desu just be a
real g with this guy
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:22:03 No.3216983
>>3216861
I remember when my friend first bought a car and used to drive us basically everywhere (going to
pubs in different cities) and at the end he drove us all back home.
I was the last one and I talked with him about a lot of shit because I was drunk and when he
wanted me to shut the fuck up and finally go home but didn't want to be rude about it he just
touched my thigh
it worked every time even though he wasn't gay
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:36:13 No.3216987
>>3216982
man :/ now i don't know what to do.
maybe i should ask my friend who introduced me to him and also asked him out, but got rejected.
but maybe that would be weird.
i want to molest him. but i also want him to like me.
>>3216983
but i like him.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:41:41 No.3216988
>>3216987
what's your idea of molesting?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:46:07 No.3216989
>>3216981
i personally cant really imagine a guy getting mad about getting asked out friend or stranger,
unless they are actively triggered by gay people.
As for the molesting, shit man idk, get him drunk???????
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:46:35 No.3216990
>>3216987
maybe that word is too strong.
i want to do sexual things to him. i like making him embarrassed because he is very cute. but i
would be sad if he thought i was a creep. so i don't want to make him mad.
i just hope maybe he will like me.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:47:37 No.3216991
>>3216988
>>3216989
i did not mean to say molest.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:47:52 No.3216993
>>3216987
desu, you're asking a bunch of either really closeted or hetero fags, so if you want real advice
i'd recommend the lgbt board, they probably have a wealth of info for you.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:52:13 No.3216997
>>3216861
rando crotch adjust tends to freak most ppl
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:52:56 No.3216999
Through dick. Unity.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:53:45 No.3217000
>>3216981
>>3216982
>>3216987
From the perspective of a straight guy: the asking out would be flattering I guess but also
embarrassing and weird, of course he'd refuse, the dick touching and sucking would be get the
hell away from me territory though.
I want to fuck Sakuya
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)19:58:15 No.3217003
>>3216993
i think /lgbt/ is where you would ask for advice for a healthy relationship and talk about social
issues. i don't think i have one, and i don't want to talk about that.
i thought since he might be straight, i should ask other people who might also be straight. and
the people on /f/ are nice, and we can talk about a lot of things while posting flashes.
>>3217000
i don't just want to suck his dick. especially if he doesn't like me. then he would hate me.
if you ask a girl out and they say no would you still have sex with them?
i am getting confused about a lot of things. i don't think the original topic is relevant anymore
because i don't want to bother him so much that he gets scared.
>> [_] :v 02/19/17(Sun)19:59:56 No.3217007
>>3216970
I have like nothing but free time.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)20:13:40 No.3217013
Here's some solid and honest life advice: stop trying to demean and manipulate people you respect
all for the sake of cummies. You're his friend, not a sex predator.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)20:22:56 No.3217014
>>3217013
to be fair, we don't know each other all that well. we are on good terms though.
it's not wrong to want his cummies, is it? but you're right, i shouldn't harm him by doing that.
this is frustrating.
how do i romance?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)20:25:09 No.3217015
>>3216861
There're thousands of ways to do it from force him to sit on your knees to pseudo-friction motion
in places of limited spaces (corner, stairs, windowsill) etc.
Choose your way.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)20:32:38 No.3217019
>>3217014
how far do you even live from each other?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)20:33:53 No.3217020
>>3217003
>if you ask a girl out and they say no would you still have sex with them?
honestly, probs if they are an easy lay but sad part about it, is considering how people are
raised, it's not as simple as comparing this kinda situation to a guy in the same situation.
Although, that brings up the point, what kinda guy is he? Cause your plan of action revolve
around that (i.e: stereotypical jock, shy but nerdy, extroverted and creative, etc)
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)20:38:42 No.3217022
>>3217013
>honest life advicy
>stop trying to demean and manipulate people
>you respect all for the sake of cummies
>You're his friend
>not a sex predator.
I can't really believe which such naive faggot still exist.
Please tell me it's a joke, because I'm ordinary ate such people alive.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)21:00:05 No.3217027
>>3217019
probably within an hour drive. but we've only met irl a few times and i don't know his address.
>>3217020
he is a dork. but i think he acts very cool. the kind of person who can take a joke very easily.
rarely ever insecure about something. sexuality isn't really a sensitive or taboo subject within
our group.
so i guess he would not be offended if i asked.
would you really have sex with someone just to have had sex?
>>3217022
what?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)21:10:58 No.3217030
>>3217027
>dork
like memelord dork or like purely numbers?
regardless, I think you should use the dorkiness as an asset toward his affection, perhaps do
some research on something he's really interested in and surprise him with information, cause
i've never been with a guy (thought about it though), but I would find that pretty awesome if
someone had shown intense interest in my own interest.
>would you really have sex with someone just to have had sex?
what do you think tinder is for?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)21:12:05 No.3217031
>>3217027
>what?
TL;DR It's sounded like a joke. Naive bastard is my food.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)21:13:39 No.3217033
i genuinely want to know where all you newfags are coming from
get the fuck off my /f/
>> [_] Anonymous 02/19/17(Sun)21:15:20 No.3217035
I'm a straight dude who has been on the receiving end of a bunch of gay flirtation. This has
greatly improved my flirting skills, since I now know what is super uncomfortable to be on the
receiving end of. However, it was still really uncomfortable. If he's not a really chill guy, I'd
advise just treat him like a friend, otherwise you might just drive him away. Or go whole hog and
just rape him. It's the in between you gotta avoid.
