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[_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)17:23:44 No.3334596
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>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)18:44:03 No.3334617
>Now I have no friends and I've never been happier
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)18:48:13 No.3334620
oh shit it's Mad-cucks
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)18:55:15 No.3334623
Ok but. Pizza in general isn't special
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)19:27:22 No.3334629
>cheese isn't a topping it's a requisite
bullshit. there's plenty of pizzas without cheese. even marinara, the oldest traditional
Neapolitan pizza and one of the most popular type of pizza here in italy doesn't have cheese.
salami is a common topping too
in fact pepperoni pizza is similar to the italian Diavola
fucking reddit
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:06:29 No.3334664
>>3334629
well in America and I am sure many parts of Europe a pizza is generally considered to be dough,
sauce and cheese.
I am sure that in many of these areas less then 1% of all pizza sales are made up of pizzas which
lack cheese.
so yes in much of the world cheese is considered a base component of what they would define as a
pizza.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:10:40 No.3334665
>>3334664
(cont)
and so if someone is asked at a party if they want toppings and you say "just cheese" that's
pretty much the equivalent of just saying "no toppings" and that is what Maddox is trying to say
I think. That people shouldn't say "just cheese" but should say "no toppings" or "I don't want
any toppings" though honestly saying "just cheese" probably is just an easy and isn't really
harmful I guess even if its in a way inaccurate as if you said "no toppings" people would still
just order a plain pizza not some cheeseless shit.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:12:40 No.3334666
>>3334664
>in many of these areas less then 1% of all pizza sales are made up of pizzas which lack cheese.
this flash implies otherwise
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:12:57 No.3334667
how dare someone enjoy things I dont like
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:25:02 No.3334672
>>3334664
It doesn't matter though. Cheese isn't a requirement to be a pizza.
Marinara Pizza is a thing as >>3334629
points out. It's like going to the guy who made bread and saying I only eat bread with seeds as
does everyone I know therefore bread without seeds isn't bread and you're gay for not having it.
(extreme and stupid example but the point stands)
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:30:06 No.3334674
>>3334672
yeah but if you tell someone you want a plain pizza, or a basic pizza or a pizza without anything
extra or a pizza without toppings in the minds of 99.9999% of people that just means an ordinary
cheese pizza.
because cheese is considered a core component of "typical pizza" in the eyes of many Westerners.
that doesn't mean we don't acknowledge alternatives but in a way yes we are saying that they
aren't "ordinary pizza" they are "special pizza" which removes a core component in the same way a
pizza without some form of sauce or even maybe just the absense of tomatoe sauce would also be
considered an "alternative pizza" in the same way vegan meatballs can't really be "meatballs"
because they lack real meat in them.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)21:32:26 No.3334676
>>3334674
(continued)
so yes for us a pizza without cheese or tomatoe sauce isn't a real pizza
its an alternative pizza that shares some similarities but lacks basic components to what we
consider true pizza
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)22:05:04 No.3334681
cheese pizza sounds like an american thing, doubt it's popular anywhere else. "cheeseless shit"
as you call it is known as pizza bianca and it's actually pretty good once in a while.
what *you* consider to be a core ingredient doesn't matter really. that guy says that cheese and
sauce are required ingredient to consider the dish a pizza. he's wrong.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)22:13:08 No.3334683
pizza bianca is pizza bianca
its not "real pizza" its an alternative pizza
the same way vegan meatballs aren't "real meatballs" and non-alcoholic beer isn't really "beer"
etc...
they are alternative foods that share some similaities with real pizza but cannot be real pizza
because real pizza always has bread/cheese and sauce.
most people consider cheese to be an actual basic requirement of making real pizza not just a
possible topping
your cheeseless shit isn't real pizza and even outside of America I gurantee 99% of people who
buy pizza buy it with cheese...
saying a pizza without cheese is a pizza is like saying an icecream sandwhich without icecream is
real
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)22:46:26 No.3334689
>>3334683
There's no "alternative pizzas". You can put whatever topping you want on a pizza. (protip: the
pizza is what's beneath the topping)
Pizza bianca is just the name of a particular topping set, just like pizza margherita refers to
the sauce+mozzarella+basil set and marinara to the marinara sauce+garlic+oregano set.
>most people consider cheese to be an actual basic requirement of making real pizza not just a
possible topping
wrong since pepperoni pizza is indeed one of the most popular pizzas in NA
and btw in my experience people tend to avoid cheese on pizza (it's fat, lactose intolerance,
dumb kids suffocating, etc.)
see also: pasta in bianco
inb4 pasta is not real pasta without sauce and cheese
>> [_] Anonymous 05/09/18(Wed)23:03:38 No.3334695
>>3334689
well I guess it doesn't matter and maybe different cultures see it differently but I have lived
and over my life seen and been aparty to countless pizzas being ordered and eaten and they almost
all had cheese.
sure pepperoni pizza can be popular and probably still is even here still amoung many people but
they call it a pepperoni pizza not a pepperoni cheese pizza.
the pepperoni is the topping, if you go on a pizza stores website and reach the toppings section
they include lots of stuff but cheese is by default already added because its a core component.
if you see a pizza commercial the pizza always has cheese on it... always.
its really doesn't matter but in my opinion
pizza = proper dough, a tomato based sauce and mozzarella cheese
then you can add toppings or additions but if you are missing any of the core ingredients then
you aren't making a real pizza but an alternative pizza.
just like if a meatball shop also sold vegan meatballs sure you can call them meatballs but they
aren't really meatballs
but hey maybe if I lived in a place where people rarely bought pizza with cheese and still called
it pizza then maybe I'd think that was pizza also and not consider cheese important but where im
from you can't have a pizza without cheese
pizza is the combination of dough/tomatosauce/cheese its not just dough with whatever you wanna
toss on it
>> [_] Anonymous 05/10/18(Thu)01:23:16 No.3334722
>>3334596
>pepperoni's not even REAL!
What an amazing argument Madcux. BTW pepperoni and spicy sausage pizza is the best fucking thing
and now I really want some. Thanks OP.
>> [_] Anonymous 05/10/18(Thu)01:59:00 No.3334728
>>3334596
MADDOX is such a badass! XD
>> [_] Anonymous 05/10/18(Thu)02:10:28 No.3334729
>>3334683
>the same way vegan meatballs aren't "real meatballs" and non-alcoholic beer isn't really "beer"
etc...
no it's not you fucking idiot, vegan meatballs and non-alcoholic beer are not "real" because they
lack a fundamental ingredient (alcohol and meat, respectively). However the only "fundamental"
ingredient for pizza is the base (yes yes a pizza without toppings would be dumb but the fact
remains that the base alone is what makes pizza pizza, not tomato sauce or cheese or whatever.
