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[_] I hope you keep all your software updated, anons Anon 3514857
>> [_] Anon 3514880 Never update your software unless you reaaally have to because it stops functioning or there are real security issues involved.
>> [_] Anon 3514883 >># >security issues how do you even realize there are possible security threats in the software?
>> [_] Anon 3514899 >># what i really fear about forced updates is when it happens to cars. it means my car is connected to the internet and that's fucked up on its own, but also it means that modern software *needs* updates while old cars could keep running on the same software just fine for decades.
>> [_] Anon 3514917 >update software >useless feature added >useful feature removed >config breaks >program boot now takes a few seconds longer due to additional library bloat to support the new feature >it's NEVER an optimization that actually speeds things up >even the security fix is something irrelevant like "previewing a jpeg2000 file no longer causes overflow on the linux version" 87% of the time this type of shit happens. I always back up old versions to first check if the update is any good so I can revert back if it's more of a downgrade.
>> [_] Anon 3514965 Reminder to skip every other version of Windows, basically XP = success Vista = fail 7 = success 8.1 = fail 10 = success 11 = fail
>> [_] Anon 3514966 >># >security Why does anyone still pay for antivirus, I have no idea Consumer endpoints haven't been the primary targets of a breach in how many years? pretty sure my toaster tablet is totally fine, who even wants that
>> [_] Anon 3514968 >># or without software.
>> [_] Anon 3514969 >># >10 = success Ehhh, I only went to 10 because I was forced by the hardware itself. Now they might give the boot to 10 and even tho my computer is not absolute shit I can't upgrade, their response being "just buy a new one, lol". Either I'll look for whatever little piece that fucker needs or I'll simply jump to linux.
>> [_] Anon 3514970 >># I hate that it's normal for a fucking car to use software for more than just a radio
>> [_] Anon 3514975 >># you got it backwards, 8.1 was shit but it worked fine without any fucked up bullshit by microcock, so it was OK and it had very modern driver support so it put your hardware to the max 10 on the other hand is where irredeemable bullshit started like not being able to turn off updates or microsux literally taking a screenshot off your screen every X minutes and sending it to their servers in binary so no, 10 was not success (even if it did look nice) >># but how else can car manufacturers rent you the right to use the fucking seat heater that was built into the car you bought forever?? it's like you just pay ONCE to like OWN SOMETHING and then you can just USE IT FOREVER???! that's fucked up, man!! also if you didn't come across it already, there's a HUGE campain for videogames preservation going on atm: https://www.stopkillinggames.com/faq which basically tries to combat this exact same issue (only with just videogames, because we're 4chan etc.)
>> [_] Anon 3514976 >># >videogame preservation Ugh, I mean I loved my "forever games" but it's annoying when the servers finally go down and then... beyond nostalgia, it never existed Hawken, Titanfall, Marvel Avengers? Just the most recent ones, I know there's tons more, but why is that an acceptable trend
>> [_] Anon 3514977 >># I'm pretty sure that the kinds of people that come here already know about skg
>> [_] Anon 3514981 >># not him, what the hell is SKG? also fuck google catpcha and making me click indian bikes that's all over the picture and still fails me
>> [_] Anon 3514983 >># disregard that question, I suck major dick >># I believe one of the point is to make it legally binding for companies to let people know they're just buying a license and the servers will expire one day so the physical disc will be useless after that and fuck you again google captcha and your slow ass loading picture of buses how slow can it fucking get
>> [_] Anon 3514984 >># what the hell is SKG? Stop Killing Games is a movement started by Ross Scott to take legal action against publishers killing games. Currently, there is a petition where EU citizens can actually demand this
>> [_] Anon 3515015 >># sure but how far back do you have to go for that, the 70s? further?

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[_] are you updating your software like a good boy? Anon 3499123
>> [_] Anon 3499153 >># I went from alway updating out of principle to never updating if not carefully checked in the span of 10 years´.

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[_] so how are those updates treating you, anons? Anon 3474459
>> [_] Anon 3474469 >># I stopped updating everything by default a long time ago. Now it's all about using something in the form it's currently in and then spending houndreds of hours trying to fix shit yourself as soon as something stops working. Remember when a thing just stayed a thing and at most got better over time or just updated with neccessary hotfixes? Yeah me neither.

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[_] >letting software on autoupdate Anon 3455714 not even once
>> [_] Anon 3455786 Was not expecting shitsec

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[_] O Anon 3445902 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3445958 honk

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[_] I know you'll do the right thing Anon 3443968

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[_] it seems that your software is out of date, anon Anon 3437913 why don't you push that update™ butten on your out of date software to keep the mean haxorz away
>> [_] Anon 3437924 >># this is the first time i've seen this, this is hilarious
>> [_] Anon 3437925 you dare to deny UPDATES?

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[_] time to update your updates Anon 3414942
>> [_] Anon 3414967 >># fuck off shitcurity
>> [_] Anon 3415031 >># Windows HIV x SS13 all teh lulz

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[_] get your softwares up to date or else Anon 3380886
>> [_] Anon 3380951 I actually physically can't do this task. My flash is broken in the most spectacular fuck up I've ever had. It can't be updated until I uninstall the version I have, and it can't uninstall until I update it. Nothing will work.
>> [_] Anon 3380955 >># public function removefaggots(event:MouseEvent) : void i luld
>> [_] Anon 3380989 First time seeing SS13 sprites out of that shit game, neat

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[_] a humble reminder to keep all your software up to date Anon 3372848 you don't want to keep those nasty bugs and possible security breaches in there now, do you? :^)
>> [_] Anon 3372874 remember when you coud just update any software because it would only be better than before... nowadays it's such a hassle to even install win7 updates without getting the usual pozz to keep you free from spyware, it's become work somewhere along the road always checking everything before hitting that update button
>> [_] Anon 3372881 >># honestly android taught me to be aware of updating apps, especially jewtube that I haven't updated in a year and even then the layout changed nonetheless plus I have this "Update for a faster, better YouTube" every time I open the damn thing... oh wait a second, it doesn't show anymore Oh gee, I wonder what happened
>> [_] Anon 3372891 Hey Fuck you
>> [_] Anon 3372971 Captain a condom Shitcurity sucks space dicks Clown runs this station

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[_] never leave your software out of date, kids Anon 3360404 and always leave the auto update on
>> [_] Anon 3360412 Why are the shitcurity warnings using some random tone and not adminhelp.ogg?
>> [_] Anon 3360413 What was that? Did I just hear whining? Did someone here just whine?

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[_] have you been keeping up with the updates /f/? Anon 3353762
>> [_] Anon 3353780 >># Most of *nix hasn't that problem even kernel can be updated automatically without reboot. Unfortunately that isn't out of box feature...
>> [_] Anon 3353782 >># good meme , could be improved tho
>> [_] Anon 3353823 >># *nix is a much smaller target and has fewer commercial programs, so there are fewer patches. Windows especially is a large target, and lots of companies are trying to sell their products, which means new features are more important than making sure the product works decently. When we as consumers do things like buy games on pre-order or on the first day of release, or when we just grumble and install the millionth patch and do not hold the software companies accountable, we reenforce the cycle. </soapbox>

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[_] Are you a good boy and update your every software when they ask you to? Anon 3339061
>> [_] Anon 3339160 SHITCURITY
>> [_] Anon 3339172 its OVER >/f/ is DEAD 4 -EVER- >flash KILLED IT STOP UPDATES >UPDATES KILL

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[_] Are you up to date? Anon 3322104 :^) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3322148 I unironically enjoy installing new updates.
>> [_] Anon 3322223 >># then you should get arch linux.

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[_] I hope you keep your software up to daye, anons Anon 3302332 Because otherwise!
>> [_] Anon 3302346 >># id rather have this than reality >hurr flash is danger for you, now you cant play flash anymore. be happy we save web!
>> [_] Anon 3302432 >># Stop using chrome.

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[_] Remember kids. Anon 3296909 Let your software update behind your back so it won't be troubling you while you fap. Always trust your fellow corporations.
>> [_] Anon 3296957 >updating to the release with less features and unstable environments >letting someone else control when your software updates >ISHYGDDT

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[_] help Anon 3288670 everytime I open a flash it asks me to "update plugin" or "run this time" and when I click on update plugin it redirects me to this unhelpful site https://support.google.com/chrome/answer /6258784 I have updated flash and enabled it in the content settings but it didn't change anything

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[_] Don't forget, kids, keep yourself updated. Anon 3284236 Always online, always logged in.
>> [_] Anon 3284329 Of course you need to keep your software up to date, How else will you make sure you have the latest spyware for your government and device manufacturer to use.
>> [_] Anon 3284332 >># Yo Dawg, I heard you like spyware, so I put a backdoor in their backdoor so you can spy on the spies!
>> [_] Anon 3284336 pls. no. its too real
>> [_] Anon 3284339 i havent updated my windows 7 for over a year.
>> [_] Anon 3284340 >># thats what they want you to do

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[_] an OC in celebration of the one thousandth reminder dedo !drZ3h7esek 3283454 this took me way longer because I swear AS3 just comes up with phantom error bullshits that I need to code around to make it work don't even ask me why the windows error sound sounds louder at the ps4 screen anyway I hope enjoy this little flash Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3283460 hell on earth
>> [_] Anon 3283485 >attempting to stop Shitcurity from uploading ROBOCOP laws to AI.swf
>> [_] Anon 3283493 that effect feels like shit when you have been drinking. don't post this again
>> [_] Anon 3283498 mothershittersonofanass.swf
>> [_] godk 3283517 >># I haven't chuckled this hard on a flash in a long time. Thanks. So fucking true. Also, reminds me of the old Windows98 spoof flashes.
>> [_] Anon 3283523 Right click - play. It is funny.
>> [_] Anon 3283524 good job op, don't listen to >># he's autistic also on the firefox popup the first Firefox is spelled Firfox
>> [_] Anon 3283575 >># gold also nice work OP
>> [_] Anon 3283577 >># :ok_hand:
>> [_] Anon 3283588 Oy vey! Time to (((upgrade)))
>> [_] Anon 3283593 >># Are those characters procedurally generated or do you just have a bunch of them?
>> [_] dedo !drZ3h7esek 3283596 >># I always fucking forget to disable the controls in the context menu. Well it's not flash breaking so it's not that bad. >># Yeah, I noticed that too. I took it from google images so someone probably tried to write their own error message and didn't proofread it. >># They are randomly chosen between 13 sprites, that are from SS13, and 9 texts. Also I should really learn how to make it not chose the same sprites or texts in a row already.
>> [_] Anon 3283610 >># Shouldn't be super hard to do. https://pastebin.com/MhxgB29U I don't actually know Actionscript, so I wrote it out in psuedocode. Hopefully it'll help.
>> [_] godk 3283629 >># Use a random number generator. Put all your sprites in a single Graphic symbol, one on each frame. Now you can use the generator to pick one of the frames to display using a gotoAndStop() command.