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[_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)07:02:41 No.3376881
You're allowed to tell your 2007 self one sentence. What would you say?
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>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)07:53:05 No.3376887
>>3376881
Buy Bitcoin, stop thinking you're a christcuck and believe in yourself.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)12:45:16 No.3376897
>>3376881
dad dies of a heart attack in 2014 get him to lose weight
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)13:34:07 No.3376904
>>3376881
Get a hold of yourself faster than I did, and you won't be missing all the shots
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)13:45:26 No.3376905
God is fickle, your parents are stubborn, and strive for contentment.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)19:52:30 No.3376931
You're too big of a pussy to change, check out this 4chan site it's where you're going to spend
80% of your time anyway faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)20:19:46 No.3376937
>>3376887
>this
and get your pilot's license. the time will never "be right"
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)21:27:11 No.3376946
>>3376887
sell at 11k
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)23:22:28 No.3376953
go on 4chan so you get bored of it later when you're actually the age to do shit with your life
>> [_] Anonymous 01/14/19(Mon)23:36:00 No.3376954
>>3376897
sister is dying of leukemia. get her some treatment before it settles in. no, not that sister,
the one you like.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)00:00:12 No.3376956
don't believe her lies.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)00:06:09 No.3376958
>>3376881
dont drop out, go to college, buy and convince everyone you know to buy bitcoin, use a condom.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)00:27:11 No.3376961
Keep the shovel edge neat, you'll need it next year.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)01:39:01 No.3376970
>>3376881
kill yourself sooner, not worth waiting
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:20:20 No.3376974
>>3376881
It gets better
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)02:59:22 No.3376975
>>3376881
Don't do drugs, thank me later.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)04:52:57 No.3376987
anime tiddies are temporary, but The Republic is forever
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)05:23:30 No.3376989
Hahaha, disregard that I suck cocks.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)08:11:28 No.3376995
>>3376970
This desu
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)08:30:34 No.3376996
don't drop out of high school, you idiot. get some ambition in life. also you're actually
legitimately gay, so jot that down.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)08:33:17 No.3376997
Invest in bitcoin, browse /f/ and go for science instead of business.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/15/19(Tue)10:03:20 No.3377001
>>3376881
>get a girl while you still can
