File: the_cake_is_a_lie.swf-(7.8 MB, 1280x1024, Loop)
[_] Anon 3376881 You're allowed to tell your 2007 self one sentence. What would you say? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3376887 >># Buy Bitcoin, stop thinking you're a christcuck and believe in yourself.
>> [_] Anon 3376897 >># dad dies of a heart attack in 2014 get him to lose weight
>> [_] Anon 3376904 >># Get a hold of yourself faster than I did, and you won't be missing all the shots
>> [_] Anon 3376905 God is fickle, your parents are stubborn, and strive for contentment.
>> [_] Anon 3376931 You're too big of a pussy to change, check out this 4chan site it's where you're going to spend 80% of your time anyway faggot.
>> [_] Anon 3376937 >># >this and get your pilot's license. the time will never "be right"
>> [_] Anon 3376946 >># sell at 11k
>> [_] Anon 3376953 go on 4chan so you get bored of it later when you're actually the age to do shit with your life
>> [_] Anon 3376954 >># sister is dying of leukemia. get her some treatment before it settles in. no, not that sister, the one you like.
>> [_] Anon 3376956 don't believe her lies.
>> [_] Anon 3376958 >># dont drop out, go to college, buy and convince everyone you know to buy bitcoin, use a condom.
>> [_] Anon 3376961 Keep the shovel edge neat, you'll need it next year.
>> [_] Anon 3376970 >># kill yourself sooner, not worth waiting
>> [_] Anon 3376974 >># It gets better
>> [_] Anon 3376975 >># Don't do drugs, thank me later.
>> [_] Anon 3376987 anime tiddies are temporary, but The Republic is forever
>> [_] Anon 3376989 Hahaha, disregard that I suck cocks.
>> [_] Anon 3376995 >># This desu
>> [_] Anon 3376996 don't drop out of high school, you idiot. get some ambition in life. also you're actually legitimately gay, so jot that down.
>> [_] Anon 3376997 Invest in bitcoin, browse /f/ and go for science instead of business.
>> [_] Anon 3377001 >># >get a girl while you still can

File: the_cake_is_a_lie.swf-(7.8 MB, 1280x1024, Loop)
[_] Anon 3289776 i don't remember much of Portal 2 but i sure remember the outro from the first game
>> [_] Anon 3289894 Thanks OP. The internet sure has gotten shaggy all these years since.

File: the_cake_is_a_lie.swf-(7.8 MB, 1280x1024, Loop)
[_] Anon 3046390

File: the_cake_is_a_lie.swf-(7.8 MB, Loop)
[_] Anon 1774733 This was a triumph.
>> [_] Anon 1774746 D,:
>> [_] Anon 1774759 I'm making a bump here: HUGE SUCCESS
>> [_] Anon 1774762 Valve really nailed it with this song. The game was pretty mediocre, but the credits instantly made everything more memorable.
>> [_] Anon 1774777 >># >implying the game wasn't great >implying it wasn't great enough for many fans to bug Valve for a sequel >is probably the guy who had a hard time with most of the puzzles
>> [_] Anon 1774785 >># i disagree, the ending was just the topping on the ice cream
>> [_] Anon 1774793 LEL US GAMURS AMIRITE? XD
>> [_] Anon 1774795 >># 0/10
>> [_] Anon 1774798 Sauce?
>> [_] Anon 1774799 Was anyone else expecting a screamer?
>> [_] Anon 1774801 i thought that there would be a hood of the cake or something
>> [_] Anon 1774808 >># Actually, no. I just kinda walked through the whole game, the so called puzzles were all too easy, with one exception (due to my shit reflexes)
>> [_] Anon 1774825 >># i wasn't "trolling". i really believe portal would have been a great game even without the ending. the ending was just a good thing on top of a good game
>> [_] Anon 1774827 >># you can't make puzzles too hard and expect it to sell. valve is running a business. you can pat youself on the back for being intelligent but you shouldn't hold it against the game. surely you must have at least appreciated the humor in it? if not that's just your taste i suppose. let's not forget that the game did in fact have a lot of bonus rooms that you could complete after finishing the game, rooms that were a lot harder puzzles than those you encounter in the main story
>> [_] Anon 1774839 >># I did. Got too anxious and closed out.

File[The Cake is a Lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1490920 For >>#
>> [_] Anon 1491070 bumb

File[the_cake_is_a_lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [?] !l7yVG1pawQ 1453164
>> [_] Anon 1453176 i dont know why, but i love it with all my passion
>> [_] Anon 1453232 (y) Not long left until Portal 2 comes out!

File[the_cake_is_a_lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1367615 has the memory problems been solved in flash these days?
>> [_] Ren 1367652 Flash doesn't really have memory problems. This flash takes up a shit ton of memory because of bad design choice by the flash creator. All the spinning around you see in the beginning has been put in the flash as a series of compressed images. So each image has to be uncompressed in memory, taking up a LOT. A better choice would have been to put it in as an animation so it can be parsed straight to the codec instead of having to do a separate uncompression round.
>> [_] Anon 1367726 im depressed now thanks...
>> [_] Anon 1367731 can it say "soi soi"? btw why i still hear the "to fuck you" whan it should have said "to help ypu"?
>> [_] Anon 1367777 It's a bit too early for this to be full-on nostalgia material.
>> [_] Anon 1367781 >># Nostalgia from portal? What are you twelve? This game is practically new. The original Half-Life might be considered nostalgia and I emphasize the might.
>> [_] Anon 1367790 >># 1. What part of "too early" was too complicated for you? 2. Portal is from 2007. In my life, at least, a lot happens in three years. In 2007, I was still a BA student. I hung out with different people, visited different fora, had different projects and ambitions and a different outlook on life. It's just not long enough ago to be full-on nostalgia material.
>> [_] Anon 1367803 Great. Now i'm gonna be humming this all day.
>> [_] Anon 1367808 lol at least he put GLaD, you'd be amazed at how many people just put glad.
>> [_] Anon 1367809 >># Oh, how absolutely awful.
>> [_] Anon 1367819 >># NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR LIFE STORY, FAGGOT.

File[The Cake is a Lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [L] Anon 1312947 IS A FUCKING LIE
>> [_] Anon 1312965 You know what I would like to see? ANOTHER FAGGOT USELESS VIDEO where someone takes the goddamn song at the end of portal and makes a really lame and uncreative "video" out of it...
>> [_] Anon 1312971 >># Oh, in that case, you're in the right place
>> [_] Anon 1313052 Wait... /f/ isn't for shit?
>> [_] Anon 1313070 I see someone is excited about Portal 2.

File[the_cake_is_a_lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [?] Anon 1282016 the_cake_is_a_lie Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1282031 wasn't that song originally made by Jonathan Coulton?
>> [_] Anon 1282070 Won't destroy my companion cube. Companion cube is forever!
>> [_] MalkavianJD !0zxTFQoGI2 1282161 Fucking summer.
>> [_] Anon 1282246 WARNING: This flash is coded badly. It will keep demanding more memory while it's running. I have no idea what it does when it runs out, but I don't intend to find out.
>> [_] Anon 1282248 >># I see what you did there.
>> [_] Anon 1282249 http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/7690/1412 2648.png best flash ever
>> [_] Anon 1282253 >># confirmed It stops at around 1031 MB for me (3.3gb RAM here)
>> [_] Anon 1282350 >># it's flash itself that has the memory leak. i think it has something to do with the cache handling of images. there's no script in the flash itself that causes memory growth

File[the_cake_is_a_lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [L] README Anon 1261819 I just want to point out, for those who didn't know, Valve are currently giving away Portal for free till the 24th of May! And no... This Cake is NOT A LIE!!! That is all....
>> [_] Anon 1261837 ty, OP, i just went to go download it and they are celebrating the release of steam for mac, so they decided to put portal up for free till the 24 or 27th... so if you see this and have steam: GO FUCKKEN GET IT!!!
>> [_] Anon 1261843 >># and when you are finished you go and download portal prelude and start thinking with portals
>> [_] Anon 1261844 Free in that you can play until the 24th, then you have to pay for it if you want to keep it. Also, Black Portal glitch.
>> [_] Hei !8k3JR/cKIg!!sijqVdNvCAU 1261845 bump. because this song is awesome (Y)
>> [_] Anon 1261865 >># where does it state that you can only play this copy till the 24th? The Site only states that you can download it for FREE ~till the 24th of May~? In any case I thought the Game was to short it only took me a few hours to beat it. Granted I still have a shitload of achievements left to unlock, but I still managed to beat it in under a day.
>> [_] Anon 1261876 Why did this flash freeze my firefox.
>> [_] Anon 1261884 FUCK GLaDOS ALSO PORTAL IS FREE FOR KEEPSIES ON STEAM TILL THE 24- GO GET THAT SHIT, and if you bought it a while back GO AHEAD AND RAGE.
>> [_] Anon 1261887 >># because it isn't a full game at all
>> [_] Anon 1261888 No you keep it and they stop giving free copies on the 24th. So go spam accounts and sell it after you have a bunch. imo
>> [_] Anon 1261892 >># Ok there smartass what ~exactly is the entire game then?~ I just got done with levels 1 though 19 (i.e. Cell to the final with GLaDOS) + the Advanced Maps + Time trail Maps. I think the ~only thing~ missing here are the creation toos to make my own maps, although I havent checked that out for sure yet.
>> [_] Anon 1261894 this flash needs a serious hood
>> [_] Anon 1261928 >># >~~~~~ are you retarded or something?
>> [_] Anon 1261956 What the hell it worked. Can't be assed to download it, though.
>> [_] Anon 1261962 >># >># lol
>> [_] Anon 1261990 >># Well that's one troll ...and his >># >># Samefags told!

File[the_cake_is_a_lie.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [L] Can your PC take it? Anon 1240770 omnomnomnom
>> [_] Anon 1240777 Nope, almost crashed me.
>> [_] Anon 1240788 >># and it's the year 2010... /_\
>> [_] Collegefag !!BqRNnbuK9jJ 1240794 Assuming this is a loop? I made it through the song at least
>> [_] Anon 1240799 yes it can :D
>> [_] 1240819 Surprisingly it handled it very well... i remember that crashing the fuck out of my old computer.
>> [_] Anon 1240822 Bent over my shitty VAIO.
>> [_] Anon 1240831 was something special supposed to happen aside from the song?
>> [_] Anon 1240854 I only have 1 gig of ram so no :<
>> [_] Anon 1240863 radeon 5870 oc, 3 gig quad core, 4 gigs of ram... no problem
>> [_] Anon 1240869 >># finally welcome to modern computers =) my system (the one i still am on) didnt even sweat from this flash when it came out c:a 2.5 years ago
>> [_] Anon 1240874 yeah, is something supposed to happen?
>> [_] Anon 1240875 Backing up over 120GB worth of TPB downloads runninging on a constant speed of 4.25 MB/S and still handled it... Better luck next time.
>> [_] Anon 1240884 12GB ram here. Works fine as far as I'm concerned.
>> [_] Anon 1240892 >># he uses 3 gigs with a 5870!
>> [_] Anon 1240895 running xp on a macbook pro, and this works fine. whats so special about it?
>> [_] Anon 1240901 the memory leak bug was fixed within flash 10 if you have an older version fucking upgrade it nao
>> [_] Anon 1240904 I was wondering what everyone was talking about when i opened task manager and saw Firefox using 1gig of ram
>> [_] Anon 1240909 lol, i was expected the hood or something (which should have been at the very least) cant say i realized what this read until i read the comment :|
>> [_] Anon 1240917 Running a P4 with XP SP3, 768MB RAM, with flash 9 A little lag in high quality, but fin on medium.
>> [_] Anon 1240925 I don't even have to tell you. I'm running a Unix-based OS. I tried it fullscreen and had to reboot.
>> [_] FoxX !!9y4w1fXy9JL 1240946 Barely on my Mac Book (Not pro, the oldest mac book) By the way, i love how he made a flash of the song, but WITH TEXT! Now i know what the was saying!!!! T_T
>> [_] Anon 1240952 This thing is using 1 gig of RAM, what the fuck?!
>> [_] Anon 1240959 lol my rig. pentium 4 2.8ghz 2 gigs ram radeon 2400 hd pro :p

File : [[Zone] - Jinxed.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [H] Here...Quit bitching Anon 1017736 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1017738 seems to be troll... and it also appears to be the ending of portal... so lame?
>> [_] Anon 1017745 dont get your dick hard, its just the ending to portal
>> [_] Anon 1017747 >># Too late. Where's your sister?
>> [_] Anon 1017808 the cake is a lie
>> [_] Anon 1017813 that's not Jinx, that's a lie!
>> [_] Anon 1017816 This is that infamous flash that kills your computer if you have under 2GB of ram.
>> [_] Anon 1017903 Then i should have just 2 gigs of ram, cause it just lagged horribly. no crash here
>> [_] Anon 1017904 mmm. portal.
>> [_] Anon 1017922 I wonder how many people are actually falling for these. I mean if the preview is 7.2 MBish I doubt the full version is going to be less than it.
>> [_] Anon 1017924 >># And even this is too small, try harder.
>> [_] Anon 1017925 >># >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 1017926 >># samefag
>> [_] Anon 1017942 >># WOW YOU PREDICTED YOUR OWN POST NUMBER THAT'S SO HARD ON /f/, PROBABLY THE SLOWEST-POSTING BOARD ON 4CHAN!
>> [_] Anon 1017943 This isn't even lagging my computer, and I've got 2 gigs of RAM on a VISTA.
>> [_] Anon 1017947 If it's not up on his site (which it's not) I don't think it will be out on /f/ yet.
>> [_] Anon 1017969 its on zone-archives now, hurry ppl
>> [_] Anon 1017973 its out.
>> [_] Anon 1017975 >># It's out, idiot. Only on his site, though, not on Newgrounds. That's why everyone is posting fake ones.
>> [_] Anon 1017977 I'm going to kill someone if the real one isn't posted soon.
>> [_] Anon 1017993 I'm going to kill myself if the real one isn't posted soon.
>> [_] Anon 1018000 SOMEBODY GEEETTTT IT POSSSSSST IT
>> [_] NameFag 1018002 >># >># I'm going to kill a cat if it isn't posted soon. I will light it on fire and drown it. At the same time.
>> [_] Anon 1018006 >># >># >># I'm going to kill all three of you if the real one isn't posted soon.

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[_] [L] Anon 946560 watch this and email me at tolongforyou1976@gmail.com and you will get a cake Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 946566 om nom nom nom :3
>> [_] Anon 946594 About a year too late. :( 2/5 for trying.
>> [_] Anon 946767 Is it supposed to make your computer crash? Cause that's what it fucking did.
>> [_] Anon 946768 >># It's doing a shitty job, then
>> [_] Anon 946795 I think I just downloaded the Conficker.
>> [_] sage Anon 946797 >># Makes my comp crash evary time.
>> [_] Anon 946801 As soon as it took control of my mouse cursor I alt+f4ed.
>> [_] Anon 946804 lulz
>> [_] Anon 946805 >># about a year old flash. you stupid much? and lol at people with very bad computers, it's now 2009 you know.

File :[Cake Song - HL2.swf] - (7.8 MB)
[_] [?] 2008 was a triumph! Anon 870151 2008 was a triumph. Great success, bring on 2009!
>> [_] Anon 870159 >HL2 It's PORTAL. Fucking PORTAL. Not HALF-LIFE 2. It even says Portal in the flash! Twice! Always!
>> [_] Anon 870163 Did I just see this try to launch something, or did Google chrome just murder itself?
>> [_] Anon 870166 i didnt label the file, someone else did. lol
>> [_] Anon 870177 Thanks for the piece of shit flash.
>> [_] Anon 870179 is there a reason this thing eats up 500 megs of ram while playing?
>> [_] Anon 870187 >># OMNOMNOMNOM
>> [_] Anon 870194 >># Because your computer sucks? It only eats 200MB here.
>> [_] Anon 870197 Welcome back to 2007. 2 Years overdue. Happy FAGGOT DAY
>> [_] Anon 870207 why is this making firefox shit its pants? >:
>> [_] Anon 870213 IT'S A TRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP By the way, Chrome sucks for Java and .GIF files.
>> [_] Anon 870219 What did this thing just try to do?
>> [_] Anon 870226 >># i'm not sure what that has to do with how much ram it eats up...i'm using firefox3, maybe that's the problem.
>> [_] Anon 870229 It's like a black hole. A supermassive fucking THING that slows down time if you get too close.
>> [_] Anon 870235 Holy shit 850 000K and rising!
>> [_] Anon 870320 mine got to around 950,000 before firefox was cut off
>> [_] Anon 870329 It's likely a memory leak, it keeps replaying and taking up more RAM.
>> [_] Anon 870334 It has some weird code: // [Action in Frame 288] _parent._parent._parent.symb.gotoAndStop (2) // [Action in Frame 472] _parent._parent._parent.symb.gotoAndStop (3) // [Action in Frame 506] _parent._parent._parent.symb.gotoAndStop (2) etc. for about 30 different frames. Also // [Action in Frame 15] _root.SND.setVolume(7) // [Action in Frame 30] _root.SND.setVolume(5) For a large amount of frames. I removed some semi-colons, board software doesn't respond well to it. I'm no expert but the parent parent doesn't sound very healthy.
>> [_] Ren 870336 The reason it uses up so much memory is because the fuckwit who made it uses compressed frames for the animation in the beginning. All of those have to be decompressed and kept in memory. The creator should've gone with a regular video block so it would've been able to read frames straight from the swf itself.
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>> [_] Anon 870361 Failure? From Half-Life fans? ...I'm not shocked.