File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Ladies and lads, get the /f/uck in here for some annual nostalgia æ !Dd7n98Z5E6
12/24/18(Mon)19:32:31 No.3374240
It's that time again.
Looks like swfchan has finished it's yearly routine coming back from the dead just in time for
the holidays, and so has this little game. What? It's been back for days now? I wouldn't know as
OP hasn't had internet for the past week, but for you /f/ I'll always find a way home on
christmas eve!
Dropping the pasta in 3 ... 2 ... 1
Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, or the dwarven underground lava pit.
When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name
(you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
Talk to everyone!
Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit).
Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
portal named "north".
And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're screwed! Trust me. I tried tricking it with
dying, but you can't die in the game, only in real life.
Just go wild, like you're Steve in 1997.
*** TRIGGER WARNING *** This flash DOES feature sound, it's just very late into the game.
Also, chromefags are royally fucked as it is NOT recommended to play this in embedded mode. Do
yourself a favor, grab a copy of Adobe's flash projector (before it gets taken down 2020) and
play this swf locally *** TRIGGERED ***
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 12/24/18(Mon)21:50:18 No.3374252
Alright. I can hear Marty Chang clapping his hands as I'm done. And record time at that.
Another year over.
Merry christmas /f/, please never change.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/18(Mon)22:46:46 No.3374258
I've tried to finish this before but i've gotten stuck. won't try again but i'm still glad this
exists.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/18(Tue)01:25:21 No.3374282
Old puzzler is old.
