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[_] Drop your favourite cookie recipes here /f/rens Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)13:50:26 No.3381183
florentine lace cookies
2 cups slivered almonds
¾ cup heavy cream
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, cut into 4 pieces
½ cup (3 ½ ounces) sugar
¼ cup orange marmalade
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
¼ teaspoon grated orange zest
¼ teaspoon salt
>Adjust oven racks to upper-middle and lower-middle positions and heat oven to 350 degrees.
>Line 2 baking sheets with parchment paper.
>Process almonds in food processor until they resemble coarse sand, about 30 seconds.
>Bring cream, butter, and sugar to boil in medium saucepan over medium-high heat. Cook, stirring
frequently, until mixture begins to thicken, 5 to 6 minutes. Continue to cook, stirring
constantly, until mixture begins to brown at edges and is thick enough to leave trail that
doesn’t immediately fill in when spatula is scraped along pan bottom, 1 to 2 minutes longer.
>Remove pan from heat and stir in almonds, marmalade, flour, vanilla, orange zest, and salt until
combined.
>Drop 6 level 1-tablespoon dough balls at least 3 ½ inches apart on each prepared sheet.
>When cool enough to handle, use damp finger to press each portion into 2 1/2-inch circle.
>Bake until deep brown from edge to edge, 15 to 17 minutes, switching and rotating sheets halfway
through baking.
>Transfer cookies, still on parchment, to wire racks and let cool. Let baking sheets cool for 10
minutes, line with fresh parchment, and repeat portioning and baking remaining dough.
>Drizzle with melted chocolate
>Makes about 2 dozen cookies
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)14:13:49 No.3381184
>>3381183
I'd probably enjoy hearing more from this dude, but that slight "Throw face forward towards the
camera to make emphasis" thing he does makes it just cringe. Closing my eyes to this dude is good.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)18:08:38 No.3381209
can I use activated almonds OP?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)19:10:28 No.3381211
>>3381184
do you really not know who maddox is? You're missing an amazing story. You can form your own
conclusions but you're really missing out on his rise and fall.
Also, Maddox, again the autistic retard doesnt realise people relating storys of being bad at
something is to relate to one another, and to be humble.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)20:36:11 No.3381219
>>3381211
I never knew how little I wanted to hear Maddox actually talk or see what he actually looked like
until watching this.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)22:11:12 No.3381227
>>3381183
i used to really like maddox until he became a fag. this was a pretty good video though so maybe
hes become less of a fag over time, he still looks HIV+ though.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/15/19(Fri)22:32:01 No.3381230
>>3381211
Quick rundown on his rise and fall? All I knew about the guy is that he makes youtube vids like
this one but that's it.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)00:29:41 No.3381241
>>3381230
tl;dr he got cucked (literally), sued the guy who cucked him, becoming more of a cuck in the
process. And this is ironically after he made a video ranting about how dumb the word "cuck" as
an insult is.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)01:29:34 No.3381246
>>3381183
I can cook beefu satoo
WHOS THE IDIOT NOW
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)01:35:36 No.3381248
>>3381183
Nice recipe, thanks.
Also, Maddox was funny for 5 minutes 5+ years ago.... let's let it go.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/16/19(Sat)08:16:49 No.3381274
>>3381248
more like 15 years ago
