/ > /fap/ > Thread 12718 Age: 95.03d Health: 0% Posters: 12 Posts: 14 Replies: 11 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 57047 requesting fixed version [IMG] sex_machine by burrowers.swf (4.57 MiB) 640x640, Uncompressed. 451 frames, 30 fps (00:15). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. [find in archive]
>> Anon 57073 >># Here's how you can fix it yourself: 1) Get a knife from your mother's kitchen drawer. 2) Sharpen it. Really hone that edge until it can easily cut through the very drawer you took it out of. 3) Make yourself comfortable. Maybe in the bathtub. 4) Now here's the really important part: Cut across the length of your forearm and relax until you fall asleep. Incredibly simple, isn't it? Now get to it, little bird.
>> Anon 57093 >># All that alliterative effort and you don't even know that it's across the street for attention, down the road for results.
>> Anon 57094 >># He did say "across the length", which means "down the length".
>> Anon 57095 Actually never mind, I that read wrong. Across the width would have been right.
>> Anon 57097 >># a simple kys would have sufficed and made you sound less like an edgelord
>> Anon 57105 >># if the 'fixed version' anon actually goes to such lengths I will be genuinely impressed
>> Anon 57109 what is there to fix? i dont think theres a convincing way to get rid of her pants...
>> Anon 57110 >>#
>> Anon 57115 >># >># would make it sound more like an edgelord imo at least >># showed effort to tell OP to take his memes into oblivion
>> Anon 57177 I don't understand why political/racial discussion is so prevalent in the comment sections of porn sites, is it insecurity? Is it boredom? This place is far from being an isolated case.
>> Anon 57180 >># >see black dick size >see own dicklet >get buttmad It's pretty simple actually.
>> ???? ???? 57255 >># That would be hilarious.
>> Anon 57411 De-niggered version when :^)