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>> Anonymous 14feb2018(we)21:48 No.57047 OP P1
requesting fixed version
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sex_machine by burrowers.swf (4.57 MiB)
640x640, Uncompressed. 451 frames, 30 fps (00:15).
Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: No. Text: No.
Bitmaps: No. Audio: Yes. Video: Yes.
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>> Anonymous 15feb2018(th)17:11 No.57073 A P2
>>57047
Here's how you can fix it yourself:
1) Get a knife from your mother's kitchen drawer.
2) Sharpen it. Really hone that edge until it can easily cut through the very drawer you took it
out of.
3) Make yourself comfortable. Maybe in the bathtub.
4) Now here's the really important part: Cut across the length of your forearm and relax until
you fall asleep.
Incredibly simple, isn't it? Now get to it, little bird.
>> Anonymous 16feb2018(fr)12:24 No.57093 B P3R1
>>57073
All that alliterative effort and you don't even know that it's across the street for attention,
down the road for results.
>> Anonymous 16feb2018(fr)15:39 No.57094 OP P4R2
>>57093
He did say "across the length", which means "down the length".
>> Anonymous 16feb2018(fr)15:43 No.57095 OP P5
Actually never mind, I that read wrong. Across the width would have been right.
>> Anonymous 17feb2018(sa)00:48 No.57097 C P6R3
>>57073
a simple kys would have sufficed and made you sound less like an edgelord
>> Anonymous 17feb2018(sa)01:35 No.57105 D P7R4
>>57047
if the 'fixed version' anon actually goes to such lengths I will be genuinely impressed
>> Anonymous 17feb2018(sa)03:49 No.57109 E P8R5
what is there to fix?
i dont think theres a convincing way to get rid of her pants...
>> Anonymous 17feb2018(sa)04:52 No.57110 F P9R6
>>57097
>> Anonymous 17feb2018(sa)08:21 No.57115 G P10R7
>>57110
>>57097
would make it sound more like an edgelord imo
at least >>57073 showed effort to tell OP to take his memes into oblivion
>> Anonymous 19feb2018(mo)22:43 No.57177 H P11R8
I don't understand why political/racial discussion is so prevalent in the comment sections of
porn sites, is it insecurity? Is it boredom? This place is far from being an isolated case.
>> Anonymous 20feb2018(tu)01:05 No.57180 I P12R9
>>57177
>see black dick size
>see own dicklet
>get buttmad
It's pretty simple actually.
>> ???? ???? 23feb2018(fr)01:36 No.57255 J P13R10
>>57105
That would be hilarious.
>> Anonymous 27feb2018(tu)13:25 No.57411 K P14R11
De-niggered version when :^)
