File: Autist Golf.swf-(4.24 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] I want you to playtest my game Golf for autists 04/22/20(Wed)21:58:13 No.3425953
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>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)22:25:53 No.3425955
yeah it's a solid concept, but any type of instructions would help a lot
Also it's missing polish kind of looks like shit
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)22:38:28 No.3425956
I pressed the button. Nothing happened. GG.
>> [_] Golf for autists 04/22/20(Wed)22:39:19 No.3425957
>>3425956
you have to type "thanks based dev" first
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)22:42:38 No.3425959
>>3425957
based? based on what?
>> [_] Golf for autists 04/22/20(Wed)22:43:11 No.3425960
>>3425959
just based
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)22:48:35 No.3425961
>>3425953
Final score 3460
What does this mean?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)22:52:13 No.3425962
2615.
This game is a sequence of going from
>I have no control
to
>I have some control
before finally setting on
>I have no control
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)23:22:05 No.3425965
>>3425955
I think the fact there's no instruction is the whole point of the game. You're supposed to figure
it ut (if you're an autist) hence why it's called "golf for autists"
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)23:37:34 No.3425966
>>3425953
totally random whether you get it in or not, best game
>> [_] Anonymous 04/22/20(Wed)23:43:22 No.3425968
score 35875 did i win
game very good
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)00:21:56 No.3425972
>>3425953
>type in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
>it works half the time
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)00:28:55 No.3425973
>>3425972
Well I'll be damned.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)00:47:49 No.3425976
>be me
>start the game
>type in GAS THE JEWS
>hole in one that white fucker
Based game you have here OP!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)00:52:22 No.3425977
>>3425976
Update for hole in ones on the first hole;
>HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
>OP IS A FAGGOT
>TRUMP 2020
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING
and of course
>KEK
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)01:06:15 No.3425981
>>3425977
Hole 11 took me like 7000 points up, but i get the hang of it now. Did the 12th in three hits.
Really great game so far!
>t. autist
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)01:12:18 No.3425983
Final Score:
19595
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)01:41:44 No.3425989
Okay, played through it, figured out the movement and now started a funny game for a "speedrun";
Type a single word and try to make the shot in one try. Extra credit for a funny story you can
make this way. If you start with "a" on the first hole, you can go from there with this ones (in
that order) for example
>a
>time
>without
>balls
Would had loved to write a shorty story and tell OP i beat the game like this, but it's way to
time consuming and i'm never on /f, so i don't even know if this thread will die before i can do
it alone. Summa summarum; Help me out anons, and thanks for the great game OP, really cool
concept!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)02:36:40 No.3425990
>>3425953
>pasted navy seal pasta
>hole in one every time
10/10 best game
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)02:48:00 No.3425992
>>3425990
doesn't work on hole 6.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)02:51:08 No.3425993
>>3425992
The built in movement of the engine has a bit randomness that I can't remove when the ball hits a
wall, so the same outcome isn't guaranteed.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)02:58:33 No.3425995
It seeems every letter gives a unique, repeatable angle. Combinations of letters seem to stack.
I beat level 4 with something like sssssssssaa from mid field, which repeatedly bashed the ball
down slightly left (s), then smacked against the left wall (a).
The trick is to see exactly what angle any letter gives you, AND REMEMBER IT.
Now I know why it's called autist golf. Only Rainman can play successfully like this.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)03:02:09 No.3425996
>>3425995
*update*
getting there...
https://prnt.sc/s4gemr
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)03:58:09 No.3425997
>>3425953
lvl16 is just evil
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)04:20:17 No.3426000
okay so the abc go by ratios
a = goes right
b ~ g = keeps going up and left letter by letter
h = directly up
i ~ o = keeps going down and left letter by letter
p = directly left
q ~ y = keeps going down and right letter by letter
z = directly down
Still haven't figured out how to get the whole down~right area
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)04:24:03 No.3426001
>>3426000
>Rainman check'd
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)04:59:41 No.3426003
>>3425953
i still don't know the rules, but trial and error got me to level 5 before i got bored, with the
last 3 holes in under 3 swings each, so I think I had it at least somewhat mastered.
I was just using numbers. my original guess was having to type the angle in. which was wrong, but
in that experimentation it made me realize same input gives same output reliably.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)07:57:02 No.3426014
>>3425953
Level 18 was hell, I resorted to spamming copypastas.
https://i.imgur.com/v40EJhn.png
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)13:09:19 No.3426029
>only one in the thread to just use numbers
Am I a turbo autist?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)13:55:52 No.3426032
The lyrics to "never gonna give you up" are guaranteed wins.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)14:01:02 No.3426033
>just type in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE repeatedly
>it just works
It truly was golf for autists.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)17:24:46 No.3426047
>>3425953
wooo high score!
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)18:15:31 No.3426050
Final Score:
46180
So did I win? Am I playing it right? I don't think anyone can beat my score.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/23/20(Thu)19:31:36 No.3426056
>>3425953
https://i.imgur.com/Vy6jYE2.png
Completed after 20 or more minutes. Anime lyrics do the trick. This game is pretty cool, Can't
wait for "True Autist Golf" and "Ultra Super Turbo Alpha 2021 FIFA Xtreme Mega Autist Golf: The
New Challengers" update
>> [_] Anonymous 04/24/20(Fri)00:37:29 No.3426070
>>3425955
17330
I almost got mad figuring out which letter has which movement or if it was fucking random.
>>3425995
>>3425962
this
