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Autist Golf.swf
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[NKLORIH]! https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3493220/not-mine-i-ju…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/3 -2023 07:56:33 Ended: 13/3 -2023 06:35:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Autist Golf.swf-(4.24 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3493220 Not mine, I just wanted to see it posted again
>> [_] Anon 3493228 17100 someone needs to train an AI for this
>> [_] Anon 3493236 Im on hohole five and im only at 1000 this means Im good.
>> [_] Anon 3493239 >># It means that you're great autist
>> [_] Anon 3493257 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w4-2N-V X4s 10260 after many attempts. You get quite a lot less score if you write more than one letter
>> [_] Anon 3493260 >># >letter Jesus I thought it only took numbers I didn't even think to try letters. Does this mean I'm super autistic or not autistic at all?
>> [_] Anon 3493261 how do you control this shit
>> [_] adobe flash cs6 portable 3493262 >># each letter does something different
>> [_] Anon 3493263 >># >Direction reference: >https://files.catbox.moe/b67q85.png This is how you play autism golf. Great job, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3493267 >># >angrily >perfectly >professionally >fucking >just >gingerly >come on hit the ball


[Y7LP0WP]F !! https://boards.4chan.org/f/thread/3425953/i-want-you-to…
ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/4 -2020 04:02:43 Ended: 24/4 -2020 06:42:30Flashes: 1 Posts: 35
File: Autist Golf.swf-(4.24 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] I want you to playtest my game Golf for autists 3425953 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3425955 yeah it's a solid concept, but any type of instructions would help a lot Also it's missing polish kind of looks like shit
>> [_] Anon 3425956 I pressed the button. Nothing happened. GG.
>> [_] Golf for autists 3425957 >># you have to type "thanks based dev" first
>> [_] Anon 3425959 >># based? based on what?
>> [_] Golf for autists 3425960 >># just based
>> [_] Anon 3425961 >># Final score 3460 What does this mean?
>> [_] Anon 3425962 2615. This game is a sequence of going from >I have no control to >I have some control before finally setting on >I have no control
>> [_] Anon 3425965 >># I think the fact there's no instruction is the whole point of the game. You're supposed to figure it ut (if you're an autist) hence why it's called "golf for autists"
>> [_] Anon 3425966 >># totally random whether you get it in or not, best game
>> [_] Anon 3425968 score 35875 did i win game very good
>> [_] Anon 3425972 >># >type in niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigg er >it works half the time lol
>> [_] Anon 3425973 >># Well I'll be damned.
>> [_] Anon 3425976 >be me >start the game >type in GAS THE JEWS >hole in one that white fucker Based game you have here OP!
>> [_] Anon 3425977 >># Update for hole in ones on the first hole; >HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG >OP IS A FAGGOT >TRUMP 2020 >AUTISTIC SCREECHING and of course >KEK
>> [_] Anon 3425981 >># Hole 11 took me like 7000 points up, but i get the hang of it now. Did the 12th in three hits. Really great game so far! >t. autist
>> [_] Anon 3425983 Final Score: 19595
>> [_] Anon 3425989 Okay, played through it, figured out the movement and now started a funny game for a "speedrun"; Type a single word and try to make the shot in one try. Extra credit for a funny story you can make this way. If you start with "a" on the first hole, you can go from there with this ones (in that order) for example >a >time >without >balls Would had loved to write a shorty story and tell OP i beat the game like this, but it's way to time consuming and i'm never on /f, so i don't even know if this thread will die before i can do it alone. Summa summarum; Help me out anons, and thanks for the great game OP, really cool concept!
>> [_] Anon 3425990 >># >pasted navy seal pasta >hole in one every time 10/10 best game
>> [_] Anon 3425992 >># doesn't work on hole 6.
>> [_] Anon 3425993 >># The built in movement of the engine has a bit randomness that I can't remove when the ball hits a wall, so the same outcome isn't guaranteed.
>> [_] Anon 3425995 It seeems every letter gives a unique, repeatable angle. Combinations of letters seem to stack. I beat level 4 with something like sssssssssaa from mid field, which repeatedly bashed the ball down slightly left (s), then smacked against the left wall (a). The trick is to see exactly what angle any letter gives you, AND REMEMBER IT. Now I know why it's called autist golf. Only Rainman can play successfully like this.
>> [_] Anon 3425996 >># *update* getting there... https://prnt.sc/s4gemr
>> [_] Anon 3425997 >># lvl16 is just evil
>> [_] Anon 3426000 okay so the abc go by ratios a = goes right b ~ g = keeps going up and left letter by letter h = directly up i ~ o = keeps going down and left letter by letter p = directly left q ~ y = keeps going down and right letter by letter z = directly down Still haven't figured out how to get the whole down~right area
>> [_] Anon 3426001 >># >Rainman check'd
>> [_] Anon 3426003 >># i still don't know the rules, but trial and error got me to level 5 before i got bored, with the last 3 holes in under 3 swings each, so I think I had it at least somewhat mastered. I was just using numbers. my original guess was having to type the angle in. which was wrong, but in that experimentation it made me realize same input gives same output reliably.
>> [_] Anon 3426014 >># Level 18 was hell, I resorted to spamming copypastas. https://i.imgur.com/v40EJhn.png
>> [_] Anon 3426029 >only one in the thread to just use numbers Am I a turbo autist?
>> [_] Anon 3426032 The lyrics to "never gonna give you up" are guaranteed wins.
>> [_] Anon 3426033 >just type in REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE repeatedly >it just works It truly was golf for autists.
>> [_] Anon 3426047 >># wooo high score!
>> [_] Anon 3426050 Final Score: 46180 So did I win? Am I playing it right? I don't think anyone can beat my score.
>> [_] Anon 3426056 >># https://i.imgur.com/Vy6jYE2.png Completed after 20 or more minutes. Anime lyrics do the trick. This game is pretty cool, Can't wait for "True Autist Golf" and "Ultra Super Turbo Alpha 2021 FIFA Xtreme Mega Autist Golf: The New Challengers" update
>> [_] Anon 3426070 >># 17330 I almost got mad figuring out which letter has which movement or if it was fucking random. >># >># this



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