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[_] one last table Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)11:48:46 No.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)11:52:39 No.

  always love the replies when this one's posted

>> [_] Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)12:02:26 No.

  >I was only nine years old
  >I loved Gavin so much, I subscribed to all the podcasts and youtube channels
  >I listen to Gavin every night, thanking him for the skills he taught me
  >"Gavin is love", I say, "Gavin is life"
  >My dad hears me and calls me a nue-male
  >He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Gavin
  >I called him a manbaby
  >He slaps me and sends me to my room
  >I am crying now, because my face hurts
  >I go into my bed, which I built myself
  >I feel a warmth moving towards me
  >I fell something touch me
  >It's Gavin
  >I am so happy
  >He whispers into my ear, "Videogames are for little kids!"
  >He grabs me with his powerful manly hands and puts me on my hands and knees
  >I'm ready
  >I spread my ass cheeks for Gavin
  >He penetrates my butthole
  >It hurts so much, but I do it for Gavin
  >I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
  >I push against his force
  >I want to please Gavin
  >He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
  >My dad walks in
  >Gavin looks him deep in the eyes and says, "You're supposed to be building a table or something,
  put down the console you grown manbaby!"
  >Gavin builds a window and leaves through it
  Gavin is love, Gavin is life.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)12:03:28 No.

  >2016
  >realise that i have been wasting my life and should have been building tables in my leisure
  time, not having fun on a game
  >contemplate committing suicide but realise that i could be building a table instead
  >build so many tables that there is no more room in the house
  >family comes home and is distraught "Daddy why are there so many tables in the house?" my
  daughter cried
  >ignore her and continue building tables like my overlord commanded
  >build so many tables that it envelopes the country, killing everyone
  >i am the table king

>> [_] Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)12:06:37 No.

  >be me, pretty good at professional fighting video games, I at least make enough money in bets to
  pay rent
  >30 and still live in a basement though, can't afford anything else.
  >see this guy's video
  >realize that I'm not a man and that's unacceptable
  >immediately sell all of my consoles and games
  >I have enough to buy all of my tools and materials
  >turn the basement into a table workshop
  >start developing my manhood

  >fast forward 3 days
  >the whole basement is filled with tables
  >walls covered in intricate woodwork from the tables I've used to line the room
  >the workshop floor ranges from 2 - 4 feet taller than it originally was
  >the tables are packed in the room

  >month later
  >rent is due
  >try selling my tables
  >most won't fit through the door
  >my parents won't let me cart the 100 or so tables that do fit through their house
  >try getting people to come to my "Table Cave"
  >nobody who was serious about buying shows up
  >parents kick me out, even though I'm so manly

  >3 months later I'm at a homeless shelter
  >I can only build tables
  >think about suicide
  >eventually I'm crushed by a table when I tried creating a balancing act of 6 tables

  >I'm a ghost
  >haunt Gavin for ruining my life
  >break his fridge and scratch up his tables each night
  >doesn't matter because he's such a man that he fixes the fridge and builds new tables instantly
  >mfw I'm in hell

>> [_] Anonymous 12/31/20(Thu)12:16:20 No.

  >be me
  >basement dwelling nerd, room brimming with figurines from my favourite vintage anime
  >playing batman arkham asylum when I see Gavin's glorious speech
  >feel the urge to know how things work
  >start making tables
  >if you stare long enough at a table, it stares back into you
  >suddenly, the tables allow me to understand how our universe came to be and how it will end
  >what could have been and what couldn't
  >realise Flash never had to die if it was remade and, if popularised, the creativity it would
  require would cause even the worst of shitholes to flourish (including reddit)
  >Fix my already working fridge out of spite