File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] All I want for christmas is (you). æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 12/25/20(Fri)07:04:57 No.

  This time for real.
  The last time with flash before love is over.
  A good-bye present from the olden times.

  So sit around with a cup of hot cocoa and remember.

  Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
  If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
  knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or
  the single nigger.

  When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
  all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
  "e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name (you
  see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
  Talk to everyone!
  Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit).
  Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
  portal named "north".
  And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed!

  Also do yourself a favor and download this and play it with the projector in fullscreen.
  Or you could not use the embed if you're still with the cool kids.

  This will be the last time our pleb-browser friends will be able to join us, or maybe ruffle will
  work with this, it's an old flash anyway.

  SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.

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>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/20(Fri)07:29:17 No.

  >What you expected hasn't happened.
  >YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

  This is why text adventures are garbage that died out the moment better games became possible.
  What a waste of time.

>> [_] æ 12/25/20(Fri)07:38:48 No.

  >>3450999
  It's really simple though, don't expect grand procedures. Most puzzles are to use some item on an
  overworld object or just to use an overworld object and the object almost always gives a hint
  when examinated or talked to. With a spoon full of old memes you should be able to solve 90% of
  the game.
  Also you could just ask and I'll try to help you where you stand instead of just giving a
  generalizing ass opinion.

>> [_] w7-890 12/25/20(Fri)14:07:15 No.

  >>3450995
  can I play this on mobile ruffle sux

>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/20(Fri)20:36:30 No.

  >>3451001
  Is it bad if I used the needle on myself, or to put it different: do I need it later.
  not related but:
  >cant use Hiachi Magic Wand on Naked Ladies in /jp/. Still stuck there btw.

>> [_] Anonymous 12/26/20(Sat)00:21:47 No.

  >>3450995
  Thanks OP, gonna play this later.