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This is resource BEY7ZEP, an Archived Thread.
Discovered:13/9 -2021 23:00:25

Ended:15/9 -2021 20:12:07

Checked:15/9 -2021 20:29:05

Original location:…
Recognized format: Yes, thread post count is 17.
Discovered flash files: 1

File: Cindy.swf-(9.99 MB, 384x216, Hentai)
[_] Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)16:56:15 No.3472300

  Post teenage sex stories, I begin.
  >be me
  >girlfriend asks me to root her phone
  >pick up the tram and get there in 20 minutes
  >am there
  >wears Pikachu suit
  >ask her why
  >"Oh, I just got out of bed with this jumpsuit."
  >"Hey anon, interested in some fuck?"
  >not interested, came to root her phone
  >she keeps being suggestive
  >eventually finger her
  >get on
  >"Okay, got the SuperSU zip!"
  >plug in her phone
  >all is well and it's rooted
  >give into her and we fuck on the couch
  >seconds later, hear a doorbell
  >have a mental breakdown as I put on my clothing
  >she does so as well
  >it was her grandma and she had no keys
  >mfw my entire life flashed in that moment
  >mfw could've been her 2 meter tall stepdad coming to curbstomp me
  We still make jokes about this 'doorbell moment', even though it has been 4 years ago.

Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 09/13/21(Mon)17:02:16 No.3472301

  everyone knows teenagers draw the line at hickies.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)01:38:03 No.3472310

  >be 20
  >tfw someone is 18 and i still think they're older than me

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)03:12:10 No.3472313


>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)04:27:00 No.3472318

  >be me

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)05:17:22 No.3472320

  >be me
  >haven't seen a vagina in 20 years
  >be based

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)06:03:41 No.3472322

  I haven't been a teenager for 11 years now and I certainly do not want to remember those shitty

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)06:42:24 No.3472324

  Same, nothing good from childhood. Constant abuse& autism you think its the embassy of hell on

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)07:12:42 No.3472326

  >be me
  >autiatic af. IQ of 80 at the time due to it
  >have crush on a girl
  >girl realises it
  >girl starts to use me for years
  >graduating friend tells me that it's a trap
  Note: she entangled to my arm when she saw him
  >retard me tell him that I am not that retarded
  >at home tell my femnazi mother about everything
  >retard me worried a little
  >mom tells me that I did right
  >retard me thinking that I will get pussy like the OP
  >a year passes
  >retard me comes to a realization
  >she asks me if I like her in the last year
  >I snap, tell her to fuck off.
  >She begs me to not leave her? For days?
  >retarded me accept
  >she instantly makes me meet with her bf.
  Did they kissed? idk, my memories from the era suck. They probably didn't
  >fucking shake his hand
  >retard me confess to her after school ends
  >she sends me "call me" hand emoji
  >retard me panic, think she sent :thumbs up:
  >don't call her, she doesn't call me either

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)07:28:34 No.3472327

  I am fuck 13 year girl in 2008.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)08:03:30 No.3472331

  reminds me of linkrel. how has life been now?

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)10:00:31 No.3472332

  >met a girl from the other class at a nightclub
  >got to talk to each other a bit
  >she left me her phone number
  >too dumb to realize I should call her
  >years later
  >met her again
  >went on a date where she confessed she had a crush on me
  >got closer but due to us going to different unis it didn't work out
  >years later
  >tried it one more time
  >she mentioned she has BF
  >flip out and never texted her again
  yeah I'm dumb but it is what it is

>> [_] Anonymous 09/14/21(Tue)21:35:09 No.3472352

  >be kid me
  >meet egirl on korean cartoon forum
  >simp and get digits
  >sexting and shit
  >lol turns out its a 48 year old dude from Texas using his daughters pic as his pfp
  Good times

>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)02:35:44 No.3472357

  >Be 27
  >Never had a girlfriend

>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)13:34:50 No.3472370


>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)13:46:19 No.3472371

  I'm 23 years old and a virgin.

>> [_] Anonymous 09/15/21(Wed)14:05:09 No.3472373

  >be me
  >had the chance to sex a few times
  >refused all, shaming the promiscuous female in the process
  Impatience and honesty prevents me from wanting a relationship, decency prevents me from fucking
  whores, and misogyny prevents me from fucking anyone at all.
  Feels good to be based.
Created: 13/9 -2021 23:00:25 Last modified: 15/9 -2021 20:29:51 Server time: 24/09 -2021 14:44:28