File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] What is this thread, I wonder? æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 12/24/21(Fri)10:27:47 No.

  Like a phoenix from the /fl/ashes.
  It's time to slamdunk once again.
  Test your mighty knowledge in ye olde memes.

  There have come a lot of newfags to /f/ during the past year and change.
  Think you got what it takes to call yourselves true /f/ags? Then prove it by reaching the end
  before the thread gets baleeted in 2022.

  Put on that fucking face mask, you mouth breathers and let'sa go.

  Protip pasta:
  >Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
  >Even if ruffle worked with this, which I doubt. You do not want to use embed. Download that shit
  and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the cool
  kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of choice.

  >Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
  >If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
  knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or
  the single nigger.
  >When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
  all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
  >"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name
  (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
  >Talk to everyone!
  >Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit).
  >Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
  portal named "north".
  >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed!

  Flash is dead, long live flash!