File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Annual Let's Play æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 12/24/22(Sat)14:50:37 No.

  Alone for Christmas with MaiWaifu® Edition
  Probably a bunch of /f/ellows here who never played this before. Don't be shy about the memes of
  yesteryear. If you don't want your oldfag status revoked, you need to least be aware of
  everything in this game. This is from the days where visiting multiple boards was considered good
  etiquette, no need to F5 for the hundredth time on /f/. So hug your body pillow tight tonight and
  get in here.

  Nothing noteworthy happened this year so... pasta dump!:
  >Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
  >Even if ruffle worked with this, which I doubt, you do not want to use embed. Download that shit
  and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the cool
  kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of choice.
  >Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
  >If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
  knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or
  the single nigger.
  >When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
  all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
  >"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name
  (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
  >Talk to everyone!
  >Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit).
  >Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
  portal named "north".
  >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed!