File: Soo+Cubus+-+Pre-Alpha+1.1.swf-(3.92 MB, 640x480, Porn)
[_] Check comment for 4.0 version Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)17:47:00 No.3502969
Game by Sexums check out the 4.0 version https://www.dropbox.com/s/hz8p6yql2db9mio/
Soo%20Cubus%20Pre-Alpha%204.0.swf?dl=0
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 01/02/24(Tue)21:14:57 No.3502975
>68.5MB
Uh-oh
>every single image asset in duplicate or triplicate or more for no reason
Oh no no no no
>every single fucking pixel art image is DefineBitsJPEG2 and upscaled 4x or 5x or 6x
HAAAAAAHHHAAAHHHAAHHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAA
>swf is 217 904 943 bytes (that's 218MB) uncompressed
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR SIDES
HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THIS BAD IN SHOCKWAVE FLASH, THE ULTRA COMPACT MULTIMEDIA FORMAT FOR THE LATE
90'S WEB?
>haxe
>lime
>openfl
>STENCYL
>Create Amazing Games Without Code
>Stencyl is the quickest & easiest way to make a game
>MACFAG ITODDLER SHIT
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AHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ahhahhhahh
I'm sorry, that wasn't funny.
It's not the author's fault, not knowing any better. He just wanted to make a hooker game and the
engine allows him to Just Make Game without headaches or interruptions.
I like some of the character designs, they're charming and out of pocket. I like some of the more
angular/polygon-y art, such as the button with the old man's portrait on it, those remind me of
Arcanists. Most of the rest of the pixel art is steaming dogshit, however.
I also like Stencyl's license. Free to use, free to publish. Had he reached for Unity first, the
game would've been less bloated (and Unity is synonymous with bloat), but Unity's licensing is a
sword hanging over the developer's head.
It's all so tiresome.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/02/24(Tue)21:51:23 No.3502976
>>3502975
>redditspacing
>memespouting
>phrasequoting
go back
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)00:18:00 No.3502979
>>3502975
GO TO THE GYM
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)11:28:59 No.3502989
>>3502975
you have to be 18 years or older to post on 4chan
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)14:13:41 No.3502992
>>3502989
>>3502979
>>3502976
He's not wrong tho
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)14:51:34 No.3502993
>intentionally ugly art
"Your soul is ugly." -- some fag on /ic/ --
>gameplay is boring and repetitive
At least let her learn some moves or get some achievements like "iron grip".
>buggy piece of shit
STR 20, CHR 20, INT 1
Go study.
CHR will drop to 1 and INT won't go up.
And how do you even calculate the worth of the handy? It feels like it's 30 + RNG(1, sum of all
values).
Make it more transparent. I would replace the shitty values on top with a triangle graph that
grows with your skills and shows an expected value of your hookin'.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)15:08:50 No.3502994
Isn't this just "Simply Mindy" with new graphics?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)15:37:23 No.3502995
>>3502994
holy shit I thought this was simply mindy but I just havent seen it in a while
>> [_] Anonymous 01/03/24(Wed)19:51:13 No.3503007
Same creator, Simply Mindy came after this. This game is from 2016 I think and the creator has
abandoned all projects back in 2018.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)09:06:19 No.3503019
>>3502975
This is why I come to /f/. Harsh but fair commentary. Love the technical analysis on lulzy
mistakes.
>>3502976
555-Come-On-Now
It wasn't that bad and JUST memes and it isn't even real redditspacing.
I'm all for calling out that shit but this is just undeserved LOLMAD reply.
>>3503007
Damn.
>> [_] HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 01/04/24(Thu)09:41:46 No.3503024
Warm regards
To >>3503019 -kun
For recognizing
That my message
Was not <<Reddit - Space'd>>
But rather
<<Four - Chan space;d>>
Which is:
To press <-|
---> THREE TIMES <---
To form a line braek. ... . . ....,,....
And to give ample space
For thoughts to flow freely.
Whereas Reddit - Spacing
Is to press <-|
Just twice (2x)
Or to press space twice and then Enter once,
Especially after a >>post number.
Blessings to all regulars of this app's [F] board
Surrounded in brackets like [s4s] because it is peerless
and capitalized because it is big and strong.
Thank you.
~~~
>> [_] Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)12:34:39 No.3503029
>>3503019
>>3503024
>sameredditspacing
>samememespouting
>samefagging
go back
>> [_] John Moses Browning 01/04/24(Thu)16:33:14 No.3503035
>>3503029
Unpopular opinion but I find responding to different posts with reddit spacing good and easier to
read
>on desktop
I kinda see why phonephags might be annoyed by it, but it has its place
Fuck reddit
>> [_] Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)16:45:48 No.3503037
>>3503024
we must go spacier
>> [_] Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)17:58:31 No.3503042
>>3503029
lol, every IP I don't like is le samefag
>>3503035
I don't like it even on desktop
but redditspacing is putting unnecessary breaks between EVERY sentence
you can do a break line at some point between arguments
but you
don't just write
like this.
>>3503037
F
O
O
O
K
>> [_] Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)20:08:53 No.3503048
>>3502969
this seems to only work on ruffle and not adobe.
any idea why?
>> [_] Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)20:50:55 No.3503050
I'm boutta
kill myself
>> [_] Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)08:34:37 No.3503066
>>3503048
works fine here
only tried inbrowser not projector though
unless you mean that is looks kinda unfinished, I thought that's just how it is, but it might be
buggy
>> [_] John Moses Browning 01/05/24(Fri)10:56:27 No.3503070
>>3502975
That reminds me, Journeyboi is only like 56mb
>> [_] Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)15:22:37 No.3503074
I clicked on this thread, and now I wish I hadn't.
>> [_] Anonymous 01/05/24(Fri)16:55:14 No.3503075
>>3503066
1. Here on 4chan with ruffle i can't see the numbers
2. On swfchan I found out there was numbers, but it was slow as fuck
in case the author is here looking for problems to shoot.
peace out yall
