File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] æ 12/24/23(Sun)18:10:54 No.3502573
AI Overlord Takeover℗ Edition
Feels like more new people went on /f/ this year again. While new life is always a nice thing to
see it slowly pains me to think that ours is a dying breed. Life is short /f/. And /f/ has been a
major part of my life for the entirety of the last decade or two. Whoever you are out there, I
wish you only the best, like during the bestest of times.
On the plus side, a robot waifu seems more in reach than ever before though, so I guess that
cancels out the dreary existential anguish. Maybe ChatGPT could completely refurbish this messy
flash game while we're at it.
Speaking of finding yourself all alone on a Christmas night, here’s the rundown before the
cyborgs take over the establishment:
>Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen.
>Even if ruffle might work with this yet, which I’m unaware, you do not want to use embed.
Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always
compete with the retro swagger kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of
choice. We bussin’ here.
>Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for.
>If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who
knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or
the single nigger.
>When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with
all changes applied. It should be your go-to command.
>"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name
(you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer".
This makes typing much less of a haggle.
>Talk to everyone! Yes, you, you fat basement dweller wizard. EVEN THE GIRLS!
>Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or all that ramen).
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] æ 12/24/23(Sun)18:11:15 No.3502574
>Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a
portal named "north" which throws you an error message instead.
>It’s a long game, and there is no (real) way of saving progress. So be prepared to see it
through to the end if you think yourself a bad enough dude.
>And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed! I even tried it with
going to hell and back, it just doesn’t work FR FR Nocap.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/23(Sun)18:19:34 No.3502576
was waiting for this to get posted.
Merry Christmas
>> [_] æ 12/24/23(Sun)18:22:56 No.3502577
>>3502576
:D
y...you too
>> [_] Anonymous 12/24/23(Sun)23:27:32 No.3502592
>My dearest anime robot AI waifu, I am in desperate need of release. Please tell me again the
sweet words you said when we first met.
>"BEEP BOOP, KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT"
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/23(Mon)00:23:30 No.3502594
>>3502573
i never beat this game
i think i got pretty far once but no save
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/23(Mon)05:18:18 No.3502625
>>3502594
me too i always replay when someone posts but i never trouble myself to finish it
>> [_] æ 12/25/23(Mon)08:03:24 No.3502643
>>3502625
>>3502594
If you post your current location and inventory, I can try to forward you in the right direction
if you fags want to. I know it's a long run, takes a few hours to beat, even for me playing it
once every year. But one of my most memorable moments on /f/ was when I first sat through it one
winter night until morning.
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/23(Mon)09:17:30 No.3502655
>>3502643
you cocksuckingfanboy im not playing this shit for hours there is something called life that is
on my priority list just below doing your mom
>> [_] æ 12/25/23(Mon)09:23:22 No.3502656
>>3502655
sounds like your life is srsbzns :P
>> [_] Anonymous 12/25/23(Mon)16:11:59 No.3502683
>>3502656
yea i gotta do your mom in 30 minutes so i can go back to my room and drink hotdogs alone while
staring at the ceiling
>> [_] æ 12/25/23(Mon)17:08:32 No.3502691
>>3502683
It's been a while since I've seen someone so tryhard on /f/. xD
Welcome to the board, my dude.
