File[474371_achievementunlocked_public.swf] - (2.38 MB)
[_] [G] Gotta Achieve 'Em All! Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)19:43 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)19:47 No.

  Unlocked 'em all.
  I'm now achievement master!

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)20:28 No.

  You finished in
  1743 Seconds

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:03 No.

  1471 Seconds here

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:15 No.

  #0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
  #1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
  #2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
  #3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
  #4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
  #5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
  #6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
  #7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
  #8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
  #9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
  #10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:16 No.

  #11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
  #12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
  #13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
  #14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
  #15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
  #16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
  #17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
  #18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
  #19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
  #20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:17 No.

  #21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
  #22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
  #23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
  #24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
  #25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
  #26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
  #27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
  #28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
  #29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
  #30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:18 No.

  #31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
  #32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
  #33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen
  #34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen
  #35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths
  #36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths
  #37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths
  #38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds
  #39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds
  #40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:19 No.

  #41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform
  #42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit
  #43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit
  #44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit
  #45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once
  #46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once
  #47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys
  #48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys
  #49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy
  #50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:20 No.

  #51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute
  #52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes
  #53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes
  #54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order
  #55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order
  #56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order
  #57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order
  #58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order
  #59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks
  #60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:21 No.

  #61: Paint 50 = Touch 50 blocks
  #62: Paint 75 = Touch 75 blocks
  #63: Paint 100 = Touch 100 blocks
  #64: Masterpiece = Touch every touchable block
  #65: Jet 5 = Hit 5 launchers
  #66: Jet 10 = Hit 10 launchers
  #67: Master Jetter = Hit every launcher
  #68: 3 Spikes = Hit 3 stationary spikes
  #69: 7 Spikes = Hit 7 stationary spikes
  #70: Spikeful = Hit all stationary spikes

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:21 No.

  #71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas
  #72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue
  #73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink
  #74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange
  #75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black
  #76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint
  #77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level
  #78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code
  #79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area
  #80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:22 No.

  #81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link
  #82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu
  #83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality
  #84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section
  #85: Play the Game = Start the game
  #86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1
  #87: Not Listening = Mute the sound
  #88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen
  #89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement
  #90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:22 No.

  #91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements
  #92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements
  #93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements
  #94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements
  #95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements
  #96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements
  #97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements
  #98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements
  #99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements

>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)21:54 No.

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>> [_] Anonymous 04/07/10(Wed)22:42 No.

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