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[_] Anon 3217728
>> [_] Anon 3217848 Took me 1045 seconds pathetic.

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[_] Anon 3158054 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3158070 How do I recolor my elephant?
>> [_] Anon 3158077 Numbers on keyboard. You can also hit the HINTS button on the screen to see it, which you'll also need to do for an achievement. Still one of my favorite flashes and only rings truer as time goes on and I get achievements for simply starting games on my Vita.
>> [_] Anon 3158080 >># >I get achievements for simply starting games on my Vita. Wait, seriously? That's just dumb.
>> [_] Anon 3158150 395 seconds... Not too shabby.
>> [_] Anon 3158161 >># I remember this game from the good ol days

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[_] Anon 3147872 >># Another trip down memory lane. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3147879 >># 808 sec
>> [_] Anon 3147974 >># 549
>> [_] Anon 3147995 291

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[_] Delivered Anon 2390272 I shall deliver
>> [_] Anon 2390276 10/10
>> [_] Anon 2390295 >># You delivered And I got winrar. Based OP is based
>> [_] Anon 2390437 post second one?

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[_] Anon 2026687
>> [_] Anon 2026796 942 seconds-got it!

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[_] [G] /r/ inside Anon 1591763 Anyone remember what the name of the flash platformer/ shooter that used the playshapes sprites? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1591776 nevermind, found it
>> [_] Anon 1591858 Welp, anybody know how to get the color achievements? Typing the programmer's name gets pink, but I can't find the others :(
>> [_] Anon 1591859 >># Press the numbers 1-4
>> [_] Anon 1591860 enter jmtb01, 02, 03, 04 Too much free time.

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[_] [G] Anon 1500452
>> [_] Anon 1500466 1118 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1500506 How the fuck do you get the colours
>> [_] Anon 1500536 >># number keys
>> [_] Anon 1500590 >># no fucking wai me too
>> [_] Anon 1500630 1500 seconds fucking 0-5 was a pain in the ass
>> [_] Anon 1500638 385 seconds... lol

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[_] [G] Anon 1239661
>> [_] Anon 1239679 how do enter contra level select mode?
>> [_] Anon 1239680 >># Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A
>> [_] Anon 1239702 how do change colors?
>> [_] Anon 1239743 >># 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I think there are six colors, it may not go that high. Also 254 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1239788 >># I win, 229 seconds

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[_] [G] Anon 1236388
>> [_] Anon 1236416 Just wasted 1125 seconds of my life. Super.
>> [_] Anon 1236426 how do you change the elephant's color?
>> [_] Anon 1236431 The number keys
>> [_] Anon 1236433 type 1, 2, 3, 4
>> [_] Anon 1236491 >># 602
>> [_] Anon 1236503 i finished everything in 1921 seconds i went to the bathroom in the meantime thoug

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[_] [G] Gotta Achieve 'Em All! Anon 1230429 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1230432 Unlocked 'em all. I'm now achievement master!
>> [_] Anon 1230469 You finished in 1743 Seconds
>> [_] Anon 1230506 1471 Seconds here
>> [_] Anon 1230519 #0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving #1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward #2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right #3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards #4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip #5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky #6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall. #7: Righty = Show love to the right wall. #8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level #9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level #10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
>> [_] Anon 1230523 #11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping #12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes #13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes #14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0 #15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1 #16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2 #17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3 #18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4 #19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5 #20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
>> [_] Anon 1230524 #21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher #22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order #23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order #24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds #25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom #26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling #27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1) #28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2) #29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3) #30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
>> [_] Anon 1230527 #31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1 #32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop #33: Cemetary = Have 5 live corpses on the screen #34: Graveyard = Have 7 live corpses on the screen #35: Half-Century = Reach 50 elephant deaths #36: Century = Reach 100 elephant deaths #37: And One More... = Hit 101 elephant deaths #38: Stayin' Alive = Stay alive for 15 seconds #39: Longevity = Stay alive for 30 seconds #40: Gone in a Flash = Die in less 0.23 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1230529 #41: Wrecking Ball = Hit the center spiked platform #42: In the Pit = Land a corpse in the pit #43: Pit Hat Trick = Land 3 corpses in the pit #44: 10 Pin Pit = Land 10 corpses in the pit #45: Double Play Pit = Have two corpses in the pit at once #46: Triple Play Pit = Have three corpses in the pit at once #47: Horizontal Confusion = Hold both the left and right keys #48: Vertical Confusion = Hold both the up and down keys #49: Total Confusion = Space bar has no purpose, dummy #50: My Favourite Spot = Find the developer's favourite spot
>> [_] Anon 1230531 #51: 60 Seconds = Play for one minute #52: 180 Seconds = Play for three minutes #53: 300 Seconds = Play for five minutes #54: Pi = Hit points 3-1-4 in that order #55: THIS IS SPARTA = Hit 3-0-0 in that order #56: Meaning of Life = Hit 4-2 in that order #57: (2*125)+3 = Hit 2-5-3 in that order #58: 3*(30/(15-13)) = Hit 4-5 in that order #59: Paint 10 = Touch 10 blocks #60: Paint 25 = Touch 25 blocks
>> [_] Anon 1230532 #61: Paint 50 = Touch 50 blocks #62: Paint 75 = Touch 75 blocks #63: Paint 100 = Touch 100 blocks #64: Masterpiece = Touch every touchable block #65: Jet 5 = Hit 5 launchers #66: Jet 10 = Hit 10 launchers #67: Master Jetter = Hit every launcher #68: 3 Spikes = Hit 3 stationary spikes #69: 7 Spikes = Hit 7 stationary spikes #70: Spikeful = Hit all stationary spikes
>> [_] Anon 1230533 #71: Extreme Makeover = Recolour all areas #72: True Blue = Turn your elephant blue #73: Shocking Pink = Turn your elephant Pink #74: Sweet Orange = Turn your elephant orange #75: Stealth Black = Turn your elephant black #76: Cheater = Ask for a Hint #77: Programmers Credit = Enter jmtb02 into level #78: Too Much Contra = Enter Contra level select code #79: No Cheese for You = Click the level area #80: Bandwidth Exploiter = Preload the game
>> [_] Anon 1230534 #81: You Are El = Click the Armor Games link #82: Menu Explorer = Find the main menu #83: Quality Snob = Adjust the quality #84: Scrolliastic = Scroll the achievements section #85: Play the Game = Start the game #86: Get to Level 1 = Play Level 1 #87: Not Listening = Mute the sound #88: Clink Clash Clink = Found the sponsor screen #89: Best Player Ever = Earned an achievement #90: 10 Percent Done = Earn 10 achievements
>> [_] Anon 1230536 #91: 20 Percent Done = Earn 20 achievements #92: 30 Percent Done = Earn 30 achievements #93: 40 Percent Done = Earn 40 achievements #94: 50 Percent Done = Earn 50 achievements #95: 60 Percent Done = Earn 60 achievements #96: 70 Percent Done = Earn 70 achievements #97: 80 Percent Done = Earn 80 achievements #98: 90 Percent Done = Earn 90 achievements #99: Too Much Free Time = Earn 99 achievements
>> [_] Anon 1230573 1002 seconds....
>> [_] Anon 1230605 272 seconds

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[_] [G] superior Anon 1168750

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[_] [G] NiggerDan !nTY2gScphQ 1143317 Yeah yeah yeah, sup niggers, this is just me supporting the christmas gaming. It'll be games games games games all holiday long, playing classics and crap dug up from the grave.
>> [_] Anon 1143373 How does I get the colour achievements?
>> [_] Anon 1143380 >># Press the number keys
>> [_] Anon 1143427 how do you get the THIS IS SPARTA achievement?
>> [_] Anon 1143435 nevermind. get 3-0-0
>> [_] Falcon 1143438 gotten all achievements except "GET OFF YOUR SEATS" and "TOO MUCH FREE TIME".
>> [_] Falcon 1143440 Beat it.
>> [_] Anon 1143466 >># Jump repeatedly for 10 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1143474 where is point 5?
>> [_] Anon 1143483 achievement number 77 and 78? Too much contra and Programmers credit?
>> [_] Anon 1143495 Clearly you've gotten the achievement for clicking the hint link. Try reading it too!
>> [_] Anon 1143499 >># But that would be cheating...
>> [_] Anon 1143505 finish in 1491 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1143522 837 seconds it took me... I feel a tad emply about this accomplisment

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[_] [G] Anon 1045878 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1045990 910 seconds...pretty fun actually.
>> [_] Anon 1045997 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1045998 I walked away to take a shit, 2190 Seconds.
>> [_] Anon 1046024 how the hell do I get Programmers Credit and Too much Contra?
>> [_] Anon 1046027 >># Type in the programmer's name and type in contra.
>> [_] Anon 1046031 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 1046038 408 Seconds, eat that niggers.
>> [_] Anon 1046041 best game ever!!
>> [_] Anon 1046062 180 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1046066 can't figure out how to change the colors, only achievements missing
>> [_] Anon 1046067 >># Change colors using the number keys.
>> [_] Anon 1046068 >># thanks, 798 seconds
>> [_] Anon 1046147 >># http://i29.tinypic.com/2rehcab.jpg 381 seconds and proof.
>> [_] Anon 1046153 >># 152 Seconds, beat that nigger. http://i25.tinypic.com/6r7h45.jpg Proof

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[_] [G] Anon 982146 Remember, its the meta game that really matters.
>> [_] Anon 982184 1036 seconds
>> [_] Anon 982190 372:26 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 982191 second try: 439 seconds
>> [_] Anon 982208 Hmm Contra doesn't seem to work for me
>> [_] Anon 982209 LOL I DID IT IN 59 SECONDS
>> [_] Anon 982210 I MEAN I GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT IN 59 SECONDS STIL TRYING TO GET ANOTHER ONE, THIS GAEM IS HARD
>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 982226 how do you do get off your seats?
>> [_] Anon 982230 >># jump for 10 nsecs
>> [_] Anon 982263 how do you make the elephant turn orange plack and blue?
>> [_] Anon 982264 >># 1-4 changes colors.

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[_] [G] http://bimmy.org Anon 976745 yeah Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 976856 98% grrr
>> [_] Anon 976927 I actually enjoyed a game made by armor games. Wow.
>> [_] Anon 976949 >># Made for armor games, not by. Also, go play fancy pants adventure.

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[_] [G] IT BEGINS... Anon 961339 commencing dump of my buddie's [G] folder Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 961350 "achievement" reminds me of the childish "achievements" found on xbox360, so sage without opening the flash
>> [_] Anon 961357 >># >># sweet jesus your a retard IT IS A PARODY OF SUCH THINGS please get hep-c IRL and die
>> [_] Anon 961358 >># enormous faggot
>> [_] Anon 961359 700 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 961366 only need to change the color and see credits and ill have all achivements unlocked
>> [_] Anon 961369 i unlocked everything
>> [_] Anon 961372 >># this is the only anon on /f/ that has intelligence >># >># two bucket of aids
>> [_] Anon 961378 >># I find it impossible to be this stupid without being a troll
>> [_] Anon 961395 >># >># sage to yourselves this makes fun of the xbox achievements where instead of a real game where the achievements are pointless and do not really contribute to the game at all, your playing a game where the achievements are the point of the game and only way to complete the game. and to highlight out the pointlessness of the real achievements system there is no real losing in this game.
>> [_] Anon 961397 This game is freaking awesome.
>> [_] Anon 961407 too much contra programmers credit (2*125)+3 Meaning of Life THIS IS SPARTA Pi Vertical Confusion Get off your Seats Please to be providing solutions for these, kthx
>> [_] Anon 961408 >># You know there's a hint button right?
>> [_] Anon 961412 >># yeah but....*shrug* i like you guys better. also, I figured out the rest except the get off your seats, programmers credit and too much contra
>> [_] Anon 961418 How the hell do I change the colors?
>> [_] Anon 961421 >># you do the programmer code but change the last number for color changes
>> [_] Anon 961431 >># too much contra = contra code programmers credit = no idea (2*125)+3 = 253 (touch 02, 05 and 03 in that order, doesnt matter if you die in the process) Meaning of Life = 42 in that order THIS IS SPARTA = 300 in that order Pi = 3142 or 3141 Vertical Confusion = no idea Get off your Seats = no idea
>> [_] Anon 961460 >># >># >># butthurt xbox kids sighted. i'll note you three down in my book.
>> [_] Anon 961467 >># butthurt Deathnote faggot sighted
>> [_] Anon 961471 >># programmer's credits=type programmers name (name is in the lower left corner) vertical confusion=push up and down at the same time i forget what take a seat is
>> [_] Anon 961474 >># Get off your Seats= keep jumpin for ten sec
>> [_] Anon 961479 >># i meant "note you down" like in how a bird watcher notes down what he has seen, mr weeaboo...
>> [_] Anon 961482 vertical confusion = hold up and down simultaneously get off seats = jump until get
>> [_] Anon 961486 >># >># Same faggot who can't understand parodies.
>> [_] Anon 961503 502 seconds
>> [_] Anon 961507 316 seconds
>> [_] Anon 961512 found bug, got "touch every touchable block" achievement when I still had two blocks to touch. This game fails.
>> [_] Anon 961531 how i Stalagmite????
>> [_] Anon 961541 THIS IS SPARTA: land 10 corpses into the pit how clever
>> [_] Anon 961544 >># you're a tard, you get this is sparta if you touch 3 0 0
>> [_] Anon 961574 PROTIP: Number keys change colors.
>> [_] Anon 961576 FUCK YEAH. I GOT ALL THE ACHIEVEMENTS.
>> [_] Anon 961584 >># you arent that smart are you? he wrote he didnt open the flash. it's true about the xbox kids.

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[_] [G] moar games Anon 947693 moargames
>> [_] Anon 947695 I don't think the contra one works
>> [_] Anon 947704 How do I color my elephant?
>> [_] Anon 947708 >># 1 2 3 4
>> [_] Anon 947721 >># Type enter contra level select on your keyboard
>> [_] Anon 947728 fun
>> [_] Anon 947759 i beat the game :D
>> [_] Anon 947828 beat it in 332.46 seconds. You color your elephant by crediting the programmer. You credit the programmer similar to the contra code, which must be typed. Click everything.
>> [_] Anon 947911 Cant seem to get the get off your seats one
>> [_] Anon 947940 >># have to jump for 10 seconds, and not bump into anything.
>> [_] Anon 947997 >># wrong just hold the jump button
>> [_] Anon 947999 >># lol the only reason you color the elephant when you type jtmb02 is because of the 2 on the end 1 2 3 4 color your elephant... stealth black ftw
>> [_] Anon 948067 I don't know what the Contra code actually is, but I got it when I typed 'black' trying to get the color to change
>> [_] Anon 948073 >># WHAT?

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[_] [G] Anon 933163 repost for a friend
>> [_] Anon 933256 215 seconds. :) Wasn't hard since I knew what to do.
>> [_] Anon 933283 how to change color
>> [_] Anon 933289 numbers 1 - 4 for colour
>> [_] Anon 933293 FFFFFFFFFFFF

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[_] [?] a flash from a looooong time ago /r/ Anon 926006 there was this flash movie like 5 years ago, with like a caution sign theme like explaining what NOT to do i believe. There was the classic WRYYY in it alot too, anyone have it and/or know where i can see it
>> [_] Anon 926013 bump cause i know what you're talking about and now its gonna drive me insane
>> [_] Anon 926017 I know exactly what you're talking about but sadly, it appears I don't have it. I see it quite often so I'm sure someone does though. Perhaps try swfchan?
>> [_] Anon 926019 omg yessss its called wryowned thank you so fucking much this has been fucking with me all day
>> [_] Anon 926029 869 seconds :3
>> [_] Anon 926037 419 seconds
>> [_] Anon 926048 364 seconds
>> [_] Anon 926062 345 seconds.
>> [_] Anon 926069 haha this is quite well done...
>> [_] Anon 926111 >># http://swfchan.com/2/5537/?alcoholwarnin gs.swf
>> [_] Anon 926119 got to 96% without cheating, finished in 1332seconds
>> [_] Anon 926200 i love the way this game takest he piss out of achievements, never could stand those things

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[_] [G] Achievement Unlocked Anon 895856 Makes you feel as if you've accomplished something for once.
>> [_] Anon 895906 LAUGHING MY FUCKING BALLS OFF
>> [_] Anon 895914 This game is fucking awesome. What other game actually forces you to open the fucking cheat/walkthrough page to be able to complete it!
>> [_] Anon 895922 this is awesome. HOW DO I FIND THE LEVEL SELECT THOUGH, I ONLY HAVE 2 MORE ACHEIVEMENTS TO GO.
>> [_] Anon 895924 >># >># >># Samefag. Who the fuck uses noko on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 895927 >># people who visit other boards and don't want to bother removing it.
>> [_] Anon 895990 621 seconds. Not too good.
>> [_] Anon 896003 How do you change your elephant colors? It says to turn him black and blue and pink.
>> [_] Anon 896005 nvmd, got it.
>> [_] Anon 896006 how did you manage it, i dont know yet
>> [_] Anon 896007 297 seconds, but I've done it before.
>> [_] Anon 896022 what is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 896024 To change colors: Number keys 1-5 Level select: Just type in jmtb02 I highlighted the % done when I typed in jmtb02, so I doubt it matters
>> [_] Anon 896025 192 seconds
>> [_] Anon 896095 up up down down left right left right b a
>> [_] Anon 896105 spammer, disregard
>> [_] Anon 896109 528 secs.... I suck
>> [_] Anon 896139 983 seconds without actually looking up any hints (granted I still opened the page for curiosity, but didn't want to spoil my fun when I realized it told you exactly what to do. Kinda fun. Cute music made it relaxing

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[_] [G] Achievement Unlocked Anon 883494 My best time is 210. Can you beat that? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 883631 How do you change colors?
>> [_] Anon 883639 >># Christian magic
>> [_] Anon 883641 jmtb01-4
>> [_] Anon 883643 >># Number keys.
>> [_] Anon 883795 What is "THIS IS SPARTA"?
>> [_] Anon 883800 >># oh, I'm dumb

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[_] [G] Anon 877251 Achievement unlocked Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] nyan !91iMi6CIYI 877315 got all of them but the color changing ones and 'too much contra'. this fun, was hoping to see all the answers in the comment bay but, meh.
>> [_] Anon 877321 press your number keys on your keyboard to change color and then for contra enter the contra code on the keyboard press up down up down left right left right B A
>> [_] Anon 877328 type jmtb01 to jmtb04 to change colors
>> [_] Anon 877332 >># up up down down left right left right b a for contra jmtb1, jmtb2, jmtb3, jmtb4 for colors
>> [_] Anon 877350 How do I get #12?
>> [_] Anon 877352 >># or you can just press numbers from 1 to 5
>> [_] Anon 877356 >># Why not just 1-4?
>> [_] Anon 877359 Achievements are just ego-boosters. A gamerscore is just an e-penis. Real gamers play for the fun and challenge, not bragging rights.
>> [_] Anon 877361 >># congratulations, you win
>> [_] Anon 877384 >># Except in this, the very point of the game is to get all the achievements.
>> [_] Anon 877431 >># we have an tie
>> [_] Anon 877438 >># joke - - - woosh - - - your head
>> [_] This is better 狼 877445 >># Achievement №69 Unlocked! talking whit a penis ih his mount while being a total jerk... Congrats...
>> [_] Anon 877446 >># troll DUHHHhhhhhhhh

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[_] [G] Acheivement game Anon 872170 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 872180 234 seconds, though, third time doing this
>> [_] Anon 872186 I don't get it. Maybe I'm not in this "games are art" fanboy group who think that every game is awesome as long as it was created with a bit of creativity.
>> [_] Anon 872192 >># Perhaps you should look into the "games are games" group.
>> [_] Anon 872201 >># Understand what the game is making fun of. Achievements. It's not that hard to get, and then lol.
>> [_] Anon 872202 >># If that's the joke then it's not very funny.
>> [_] Anon 872203 Achievement Unlocked: Breathing.
>> [_] Anon 872213 >># Going for the Serious Business achievement, I see, and already unlocked the Humorless Chantard one.
>> [_] Anon 872222 94% complete
>> [_] Anon 872225 Only one I have left is 'We have liftoff'. I suppose it's obvious but I can't figure it out.
>> [_] Anon 872227 Ones that I haven't completed: "We Have Liftoff", Get off your Seats", "THIS IS SPARTA", "Meaning of Life", "Cheater", "Too Much Free Time"
>> [_] Anon 872237 >"We Have Liftoff" 05 04 03 02 01 00 >Get off your Seats" Jump for ten seconds straight >"THIS IS SPARTA" 03 00 >"Meaning of Life" 04 02 >"Cheater" Click 'hints' >"Too Much Free Time" Get all achievements
>> [_] Anon 872238 how do the colour ones work? I've turned pink but I don't know how to turn blue black or orange
>> [_] Anon 872241 >># Number keys (above the letters on the keyboard)
>> [_] Anon 872254 >># Just mash the numbers on the keyboard like I did.
>> [_] Anon 872257 First time I played this I got too much contra by accident and I watted.
>> [_] Anon 872260 >># no you aren't very funny. go an hero because your life is a dull gray melodrama filled with senseless boredom
>> [_] Anon 872305 I cant get stalagmite. how does you do it?
>> [_] Anon 872306 nvm just got it. haha
>> [_] Anon 872314 Can't get: Death at 0, One o'clock Murder, Cemetary, Graveyard, Half-Century, Century, And One More..., Programmers Credit, and Too Much Contra.
>> [_] Anon 872317 >># Death at 0/1 o clock, launch a corpse at point 0/1 Cemetary/graveyard, die alot fast, more corpses on screen higher you'll get. Half/normal century, die 50/100 times, one more is death 101. programmers credit, type jmtb02, too much contra, hit up up down down left right left right b a pro tip, theres a frickin link called hints(that you have to click for one acheivement) that lists how to get them all, mostly
>> [_] Anon 872324 >># And of course, even clicking the hint button once gets you one or two of the achievements.
>> [_] Anon 872383 >># An hero is not a verb. /shoo
>> [_] Anon 872411 "Too Much Contra" is a reference to the "Contra Code" (Google it). Just hit A and B Also dont forget to hit 1, 2, 3, & 4 to change colours
>> [_] Anon 872436 (With hints for a few) I got 99 achievements in 607 seconds.