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[_] [G] don't call me cocky, someone /r/ed it. hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 07/24/10(Sat)20:53 No.1327501
>>1327450
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)20:55 No.1327507
Where did you find this flash anyway?
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 07/24/10(Sat)20:57 No.1327510
>>1327507
lovingly handcrafted* by myself after I saw a thread on /v/ about art games, I posted it in there.
*slapped together in a few hours
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:01 No.1327511
>>1327510
Ah.
I was really expecting the creator to actually believe this for some reason.
Two things:
1) When you reload/force reload/reload multiple times, it stacks. So if you reload 3 times in a
row, you can shoot 24 times without reloading.
2) Over time the game begins to slow down because bodies don't disappear, forcing you to refresh.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:03 No.1327513
>You have killed Sibel Stefa Angell, a 63-year old game designer from Lancaster, CA. She will be
succeeded by her loving husband, Niven, and her children, Jennee, Fanechka, and Jermain. She was
a member of National Coalition for Homeless Veterans. You did her a favor. She was going to
commit suicide when she got home anyway.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 07/24/10(Sat)21:04 No.1327514
>>1327511
I didn't actually expect people to be playing this game for so long that corpses everywhere would
be a problem. When these issues were brought up on /v/ I had bullshit artistic explanations for
them, such as:
1. IT'S ART IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE REALISTIC
2. That's because in real life bodies don't just fade into nothingness after you kill them, and
the lag is the burden of your misdeeds piling up on you!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:05 No.1327515
"You have killed Mrs. Missy Madelyn Koolwine, a 11-year old chief financial officer from Cape
Coral, FL. "
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:06 No.1327517
>>1327514
Oh lol.
Stay classy.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:07 No.1327518
seriously dont all start fucking making tonns of replies for all the stupid age and occupation,
etc match ups you get like the last time this was on here. We get it big woop, sometimes the
messages are stupid.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:08 No.1327520
>>1327518
>sometimes
Don't you mean most of the time?
That's what makes the game so funny.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:10 No.1327523
calm down nerds.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:11 No.1327524
>>1327523
doh ho ho ho!
Someone is special little child, yes he IS, ah yes he ISSSS!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:17 No.1327531
goddamn is that op cocky
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:24 No.1327536
>>1327524
shut up
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:24 No.1327537
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:33 No.1327547
You have killed Mrs. Kelley Tsao III, a 12-year old house painter from West Palm Beach, FL. She
will be succeeded by her children Davis, Charlena, Tilda, Chaim, and Stanford. She was a member
of Group for the education of animal related issues and Knights of Peter Claver.
lol children with children
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:34 No.1327548
>>1327520
>That's what makes the game so funny.
correct, messages away
>> [_] Captain Science 07/24/10(Sat)21:42 No.1327555
I want my ten seconds back.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 07/24/10(Sat)21:45 No.1327560
>>1327555
You can never have it back.. and those people you killed? They can never have THE REST OF THEIR
LIVES back.
itsdeepbecauseitis
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)21:59 No.1327569
You have killed Cordelia Orelie Mesko Sr., a 61-year old batman from Florence, AL. She was about
to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>batman
wat?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:05 No.1327574
Is this supposed to make me feel bad for killing people who mostly seem involved in retarded
liberal causes like protesting the war or animal rights?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:05 No.1327575
You have killed Madam Kellen Letta Todaro, a 91-year old pirate from Temple, TX. She was a member
of A.N.S.W.E.R..
Now I feel bad
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:13 No.1327583
I apparently dealt with a 17 year old prime minister from Oregon, and a 12 year old archeologist
from New York.
Wut?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:16 No.1327584
>You have killed Waneta Paliwal, a 11-year old sniper from Nashua, NH. She will be succeeded by
her loving husband, Remington.
Only in America
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:22 No.1327587
I killed a 12 year old exotic dancer whos wife will be sad.
I feel pretty terrible now.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:29 No.1327592
You have killed Elliott Neel DeBrun, a 13-year old typist from Miami Beach, FL. He will be
succeeded by his caring wife, Merle. He was a member of Chautauqua Institute.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:38 No.1327601
You have killed Duke Rudolfo Pelletier, a 14-year old mayor from Olathe, KS. He was a member of
AARP.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:39 No.1327602
And i thought this result was weird.
You have killed Myriam Cicily Gauthier, a 13-year old stripper from Fort Worth, TX. She was a
member of Fleet Reserve Association and Midwest Regional Conservation Guild.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:41 No.1327603
You have killed Aliza Florida Bergland, a 83-year old secret service agent from Milwaukee, WI
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:41 No.1327604
I've been playing this for 5 hours straight...is there anything more? I started counting how many
people after I shot a few hundred(?) but I killed 17,832. My browser locked after that. had to
restart! lol
Is there a way to get better weapons to kill people faster?
Can you kill people's families as well?
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 07/24/10(Sat)22:49 No.1327611
>>1327604
I made this in a day, there's nothing more than what you already saw.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:50 No.1327612
pretty damn cocky, op
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)22:57 No.1327617
>>1327604
gg you fuck, the idea is endless killing is bad...wooooow way over your head you fucking noob
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)23:00 No.1327620
"Why are you killing all of these innocent people? They may mean nothing to you, but they mean
the world to their families."
Yep, artificial people mean nothing to me. They must die. And their family must die too.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)23:09 No.1327624
>You have killed Vachel Creighton Toolset II, an 11-year old pope from Flint MI.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)23:20 No.1327631
You have killed Mrs. Myrtia Kan, a 11-year old drug dealer from Ashland, OR. She will be
succeeded by her daughter, Kora.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)23:20 No.1327632
in interesting retrospect, 99% of the virtual people i kill in my games, shot first. (either
because i let them get the first shot or was just genuinely careless lol)
>> [_] Anonymous 07/24/10(Sat)23:52 No.1327658
>>1327617
>Way over your head
Oh man, the irony
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)00:03 No.1327668
>>1327611
how cocky, telling me there's nothing more than what i already saw!
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)00:05 No.1327670
>You have killed Ms. Rozanne Lorianne Oey III, a 12-year old chief executive officer from Irvine,
CA. She was about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
Wat?
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)00:06 No.1327671
You have killed Lucy Jerrylee Gribbon Sr., a 67-year old gladiator from Harlingen, TX.
>gladiator
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)00:09 No.1327675
>>1327617
You seem to be under the impression that this flash was made as anything other than a joke.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)00:20 No.1327683
ITT: Trolls trolling trolls.
>> [_] hella jeff !bksFCWEVEQ 07/25/10(Sun)00:40 No.1327700
>>1327617
as the creator of this "game," I have but one thing to say to you:
LOL WHAT A FAGET.
>> [_] Anonymous 07/25/10(Sun)01:08 No.1327713
You have killed Darth Devon Thibert Sr., a 95-year old soda jerk from Miami, FL.
