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[_] Anon 3170565

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[_] Anon 3164332 WHOLESOME FAMILY FUN /mämmi/ edustettuna /ähvässä/ Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3164358 Good ol' Google translate... "Patience Juice"? lol
>> [_] Anon 3164411 >># Actually this is pretty well translated. Google translate would give an unintelligible result. I assume patience juice is just a metaphor or saying in Japanese. Idioms don't translate too well but you can figure out the meaning behind "patience juice".
>> [_] Anon 3164430 Yep
>> [_] Anon 3164431 Denpa is god's gift to his childrens' ears.
>> [_] Anon 3164435 >># Google translate actually does translate 我慢汁 as "patience juice" or "patience soup" from time to time. It's the slightly naughtier way to refer to pre-ejaculate aside from referring to it as カウパー液/cowper fluid which is the other popular one in Japan. It's a pretty clunky phrase when brought to english though, so most would translate it to something like "precum".
>> [_] Anon 3164451 >># Where does "cowper" come from or mean?
>> [_] Anon 3164452 I slow juice!
>> [_] Anon 3164456 >># Cowper fluid's name is a reference to William Cowper, the guy who first described the gland that creates the pre-ejaculate fluid.
>> [_] Anon 3164467 >># Oh wow I always thought that was a prostate job. I have a mini prostate under my prostate! DUDE LMAO
>> [_] Anon 3164470 Bulbasaur fluid!!!

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[_] Anon 3085576 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3085579 Going to show this my little sister
>> [_] AssspreadingiswhatIdobest 3085590 >># don't
>> [_] Anon 3085618 >># I remember this flash, man OP, way to bring me back.
>> [_] Anon 3085741 Disturbed when I heard the lyrics matched the singing.

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[_] Onii-chan Anon 2887703
>> [_] Anon 2887712 this translation is garbage

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[_] Oldie but Greatie Anon 2577639 The translation is perfect, by the way.
>> [_] Anon 2577784 YFW: This will never be full translated...

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[_] Anon 2239053
>> [_] Anon 2239071 I can feel it
>> [_] Anon 2239088 >:-3

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[_] Anon 2220880 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] IaTM 2220960 That took an entertaining turn
>> [_] Anon 2221025 this is glorious
>> [_] Anon 2221143 I wonder why this hasn't been fully translated yet, it has been so long on the internet already. Even i could translate some of the missing translations. BUT NO I WILL NOT DO SO!
>> [_] Anon 2221149 >># It's something about a big brother or maybe a giraffe fight. I think.

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[_] Anon 2219141 キターーーーーー

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[_] Anon 2214408 the best Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2214487 Will there ever be a full translation?
>> [_] Anon 2214529 I had the weirdest erection...I need full subtitles till i can read moon

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[_] Anon 1956832 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1956858 What in the actual fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1956964 FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

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[_] Enjoy. Miku's Rinn 1866454
>> [_] Anon 1866551 Wut ._.
>> [_] Anon 1866605 Is this a thing?
>> [_] Anon 1866612 wtf
>> [_] Anon 1866630 This cannot be accurate, I don't want it to be true
>> [_] Anon 1866647 I think all the general fanboyism and general failure stems from a need to shame oneself in front of a rigid society and has nothing to do with the actual taboo subject matter. It has more to do with testing the limits than with actual enjoyment.
>> [_] Anon 1866689 If I heard some words right, the next slow part is about anal.

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[_] [?] Loli music! Anon 1617845
>> [_] Anon 1617880 Wow this translation is inaccurate. Just for a start, at the beginning she's telling you to jack off (very explicitly) while thinking of her. "I can't forget" and "I recall" should be "think of". The song is from the position of a girl unable to control herself and taking charge, telling you what to do and what she's gonna do. So everywhere else is pretty much wrong too, but the sexual acts referenced are mostly matched, so if it gets you off, meh.
>> [_] Anon 1617882 Also stop fucking translating "oniichan" as "big brother". It's a generic term for a male slightly older than you.
>> [_] Mr. Kidnapper 1617911 You gonna translate it properly? I ain't. Lol.
>> [_] Anon 1617918 is this ever gonna get finished translated PREASU!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1617944 All I got to say is the best line is not even attempted to have been translated. All I have to say is, "brother lets make babies" is my favorite line in this whole song.
>> [_] Anon 1617955 what the fuck am I experiencing? Is it a boner? It is the opposite! My dick just grew centipede legs to crawl up into my body. GOOD GOD IT IS BITING ME! My penis hates me for watching this.

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[_] [A] Anon 1608952
>> [_] Anon 1608955 what the fuck?
>> [_] Anon 1608962 i remember being told this used to be thrown around sind original 4chan and everyone refused to translate it for the lolz my god someone finally translated it
>> [_] Anon 1609064 >># >implying this version isn't old as balls

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[_] [J] チンコォォォ！ Anon 1543098 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1543162 why this no translated yet?
>> [_] Anon 1543232 Song of the year every year

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[_] [A] Anon 1499429 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1499434 lol, no
>> [_] Anon 1499435 BAN EVERYTHING
>> [_] Anon 1499457 *turns red
>> [_] Anon 1499569 what
>> [_] Anon 1499575 ummm.. yeah... *walks quitely to corner* WHY DONT I HAVE A CUTE YOUNGER SISTER TT-TT
>> [_] Anon 1499579 Oh, man. This is hilarious. I'm not savvy enough to rip the text, but if someone can do it for me, I can try translating the last part. And in case anyone thinks this is a troll, the first part is accurately translated, and the song just gets dirtier and dirtier from there.
>> [_] Anon 1499583 If somebody managed to translate the rest of the moonspeak here, I'd be extremely happy to see it done. It's been way too many years having not seen anyone do anything to it.
>> [_] Anon 1499639 Oh lord why WHY?!?! LOL

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[_] [J] Anon 1392429 Erotic.
>> [_] Anon 1392437 We need a full translation of THIS NAW!!!
>> [_] Anon 1392440 Onii-chan ;_;
>> [_] Anon 1392460 Was a nominee for the Japanese national anthem revision of the 1970's. It washed out to the loli theme in the end.
>> [_] Anon 1392463 you kidding me? lol
>> [_] Anon 1392465 FULL TRANSLATION NOW
>> [_] Anon 1392467 I have never found a full translation, but it's still fairly awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1392472 >># I don't think there will ever be a fully translated version. You might be better off learning Japanese than waiting for a translation of this song. Here's a quote taken from a 4-ch thread started a few years ago. >Oh come on! Everytime I go to this board I'm met with my own shitty translation. This song is never getting translated - at least not by me. I gave up on this song a long time ago. Let it die or translate it yourself.
>> [_] Anon 1392537 >># sounds like he needs to stop being lazy and finish things he starts
>> [_] Anon 1392539 >># http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1171977849 I agree. That was atleast a year ago though. I don't think he'll be coming back. The link the thread I mentioned, incase you wanted to check it out. There might be some parts there that have been translated that aren't in the flash.

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[_] [J] Anon 1300073
>> [_] Anon 1300207 what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 1300240 I never thought I'd live to see this day.
>> [_] Anon 1300257 I love this song.

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[_] [H] SilverWing !Vp3FBIy.mg 1295441 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Einherjar !90sImOdinE 1295444 THE FUCK?
>> [_] Anon 1295454 ahhh, you know you're a good elder brother if they sing this.
>> [_] Anon 1295479 >># oook, im going to convice my mother to date japanese men
>> [_] Anon 1295620 HOLY MOTHER OF WAT
>> [_] Anon 1295633 >># Christmas cakes are... Christmas cakes. Nobody wants them.
>> [_] Anon 1295643 I love this song. So much.
>> [_] Anon 1295648 I understand completely.
>> [_] Anon 1295682 is this some sort of porno...song? i mean what the fuck? pornosongs are fine but with the brother? from a girl? japan, you rape my mind
>> [_] Anon 1295685 The rest needs to be translated.

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[_] [H] Anon 1291281 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1291289 ..wow......just.....wow....
>> [_] Anon 1291292 What the hell man, what the hell.
>> [_] Anon 1291295 That was awesome
>> [_] Anon 1291299 please tell me that's not real
>> [_] Anon 1291302 >># I could, but I took an oath to never tell another man a lie. Those are the lyrics, friend.
>> [_] Anon 1291307 >># I'll confirm. All of my limited Moonspeak vocabulary matched up to what they were saying.
>> [_] Anon 1291314 Is this just a song or is it from a show or what?
>> [_] Anon 1291318 I'm pretty sure that just before the ending sequence they are singing about doing a bunch of stuff to his asshole, like licking it et cetera... But yeah, this is the furthest translated I've seen it, and this shit has been out for the better part of the last decade.
>> [_] Anon 1291333 why are there these things in the world?
>> [_] Anon 1291363 I really don't know what to say.. That's probably the most vivid song about sex (and the first about incest) I have heard..
>> [_] Anon 1291366 The fuck? Is there more by them?
>> [_] Anon 1291400 oh lawd
>> [_] Anon 1291403 This song is the best song ever.
>> [_] Anon 1291419 Requesting info on where this is from, if there's more, etc.
>> [_] Anon 1291438 This should be japan's national anthem..
>> [_] Anon 1291442 uhh, whats the wordage when you click her face, its not translated
>> [_] Anon 1291454 The funny thing is, if it weren't translated I would have thought it a happy song and been none the wiser.
>> [_] Anon 1291455 Japan, FUC---, I mean . . . Nihon, Onee-chan!
>> [_] Anon 1291456 Nice Little... Song There... o_O"
>> [_] Anon 1291578 I hate Japan
>> [_] Anon 1291589 please tell me this is from so sick animu and that wimmins did not get up on a stage and perform this...
>> [_] Anon 1291593 great stuff >># haha, i hear that!
>> [_] Anon 1291599 Whoever did this, please translate the rest
>> [_] Anon 1291602 I understand it, it's all true (what's translated)... although I don't know how to go about editing a swf..
>> [_] Anon 1291614 >># feel free to write what they say here and then /f/ will do the magic of editing the flash just posts bits and pieces if you dont feel like it but still would like to be nice
>> [_] uhh...? Fail 1291642 lol its weird, but I still sauce that
>> [_] Anon 1291644 hehe yeah thats why i love japan
>> [_] Anon 1291655 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKVIJysMa 9Y Name of the song: シスタープリンプリン (Sister purinpurin)
>> [_] Anon 1291656 >># btw, no that video is just synced with the song to look better.

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[_] [H] Half translated shit shitty /f/lashes 1277666 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1277694 WHY THE FUCK HASN'T ANYONE EVER TRANSLATED THE RAP BIT YET?? /r/ torrent or rapidshit link to this NAW!
>> [_] Anon 1277744 Why does this not loop? Clicking play each time is terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1277803 What the fuck??? What is wrong with Japanese women????!
>> [_] Anon 1277813 >># THIS IS WHY JAPAN WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR!! FUCKING ALWAYS!!! And I still need a link to this Drama CD! kthxbye
>> [_] Anon 1277819 >># wat no
>> [_] Anon 1277834 wow..that little rap part needs to get a translate and fast
>> [_] Anon 1277906 OHSHIT at first i thougt, just another shitty japanese "rap" whatever then i noticed why it's from japan OK needs translation nao
>> [_] Anon 1277915 Are we sure the lyrics are correct? It could easily be manipulated.
>> [_] Anon 1277918 only in Japan...
>> [_] Anon 1277920 >># not op but im 100% sure the lyrics are correct
>> [_] Anon 1277934 OH MY GAAAA!

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[_] [H] Anon 1267576 Sauce on this audio? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1267581 then suddenly, Japanese
>> [_] Anon 1267591 Fuck you Japan, just fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1267597 What exactly did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1267654 sugar angels 4?
>> [_] Anon 1267693 http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1171977849 /1-40
>> [_] Anon 1267695 what the... FINISH TRANSLATION!

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[_] [H] Anon 1252692 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1252696 fukken lol'd, thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 1252698 huh, lol?
>> [_] Anon 1252830 lol what the hell man?
>> [_] Anon 1252833 isn't aishiteru I love you not I love it?

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[_] [H] Best song ever Anon 1245092 what 4chan wants to happen
>> [_] Ecchi-san 1245156 >># sorce plz
>> [_] Anon 1245170 wow.
>> [_] Anon 1245190 TROLLSUBS? NEED SAUCE NAO
>> [_] Anon 1245280 >># No, this is a notoriously dirty song that's been on /f/ a few times.

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[_] [J] Anon 1115160 >># >>#
>> [_] Anon 1115221 i hate to say this, but i too already found a translation exactly like this... wait, no, i dont hate to say it
>> [_] Anon 1115269 well taken from the lurkmore wiki Sispuri.swf A legendary Flash occasionally reposted to /f/ featuring a bouncy, catchy pop song sung by a bunch of cute, energetic sounding Japanese girls. The hook is that the lyrics are raunchy enough to make 50 Cent do a double take--the girls spend the whole song singing about how, in the words of a Japanese-speaking Anonymous, "they want their big brother to f**k them in every possible way." Given the number of references to male and female genitalia and sexual acts, squeals of passion and pleasure, and repeated cries of "Kimochiii!" (That feels good!) and "Onii-chan, Icchau!" (Big Brother, I'm coming!) heard during the song (the lyrics appear onscreen in Japanese as the words are sung), this appears to be an accurate assessment of the song's lyrical content.
>> [_] Anon 1115270 The girls spend the first verse trying to entice their brother into bed, the first chorus is about giving blowjobs and swallowing semen; in the second verse and chorus, the girls sing about how much they love cock and giving titfucks; the girls give a play-by-play of the actual sex act during the breakdown rap, and conclude with the final chorus, in which they sing about orgasms and anal sex. The breakdown rap can automatically be skipped to any time before it plays by clicking on the picture of the girls in the background. Sispuri.swf is sometimes referred to as "The 'Double Princess' of /f/", because despite repeated pleas for a full English translation of the lyrics and known websites at which the complete lyrics are available in Japanese, no one has stepped forwards to attempt it, and some Japanese-speaking posters have flat-out refused to translate it just to piss Anon off.
>> [_] Anon 1115347 I just want to find the mp2 now.lol
>> [_] Anon 1115349 Anyone have the mp3? XD
>> [_] TROLLさん 1115377 Yeah, the best part of the song isn't translated. It's great knowing that you can use something as remedial as the Japanese language to catch /f/ in a stranglehold sometimes.
>> [_] Anon 1115382 >># having to learn 10,000 characters is remedial?
>> [_] TROLLさん 1115388 It's not as difficult as it sounds.
>> [_] Download Anon 1115426 Where can I download this song?
>> [_] Anon 1115448 Some things are best left untranslated. Trying to translate the sound effects and add grammar to the rap would certainly drive a person mad. ...But I guess they would have to be mad to attempt it in the first place.
>> [_] Anon 1115491 Actually, I like this song a lot less now that it's translated.
>> [_] Anon 1115494 reminds a lot of Popotan intro song
>> [_] Anon 1115496 By the power of google. http://dis.4chan.org/read/vip/1171977849
>> [_] Anon 1115506 >># ﾄﾛｰさんわ日本語涌かない

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[_] [J] let's compare Anon 1016502 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1016527 Why would you translate ソレ as "loudly"? Based on that, I was afraid how you would translate all the nonsense in the rap part, but thankfully you didn't. I'd give it a B+ other than that.
>> [_] Anon 1016639 protip: i just reposted it also this person didn't translate a lot of the easy stuff so they probably suck a it.
>> [_] Anon 1016646 "sore" is there everything is kind of lazily translated (badly). i'd do this but i just finished one 100 pg touhou doujin and i still have like 5 other books to work on.
>> [_] Anon 1016760 >># Have fun.
>> [_] Anon 1016805 how the fuck can anyone call this music, i love anime music but this is just dreadful