File[burn_the_rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)20:40 No.1410639
It's too hard.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)20:58 No.1410655
i just can't seem to beat this game
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:00 No.1410656
IM TOO HARD
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:09 No.1410661
I'm not clear on what the objective is.
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:13 No.1410666
>>1410639
OMG WAT DO?!
My weapons don't worth shit!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:14 No.1410669
I hope this is all trolls. game was so simple i didn't even need to touch the keyboard...
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:17 No.1410670
>>1410669
No man, no.
It's just, dude wat. That thing at the end it has some kind of regen. I can't even hurt it, it
just gets back all the health I take off.
PLZ! Tell me how you killed it. I'm just completely screwed here.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:18 No.1410672
I hope you people are trolling....
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:19 No.1410673
I beat that game in like 30 seconds... litterally....
>> [_] Anonymous_loser 11/06/10(Sat)21:20 No.1410675
I beat this shit in 10 seconds. It's so fucking easy. You guys are retarded.
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:23 No.1410678
>>1410673
>>1410675
You guys can't be serious. That's just impossible. Even if it didn't regen, you can't spam axes
that fast. How the fuck are you killing it?
>> [_] York 11/06/10(Sat)21:29 No.1410687
>>1410678
Seriously. Even I can't figure it out. Profiling didn't help me one bit. How about you Zach?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:30 No.1410690
>>1410678
FUCKING READ YOU DUMB SHIT! HOLY FUCK! I SWEAR ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME WANNA JUST
FUCKING KILL EVERYONE!
inb4 u mad?
YES I AM FUCKING MAD
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:35 No.1410692
>>1410690
Y U mad tho?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:38 No.1410695
>>1410692
HMMMMMM I WONDER WHY???
1. Theres a boss at the end of this tunnel
2. You can't hurt him with your weapons
3. To kill him you have to burn the rope above
Whats not the fucking get??? fucking fire right at the end of the tunnel and you jump up to the
top burn the rope boss dies game ends.
Fucking noobs...
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:43 No.1410700
>>1410695
Dude, I saw the instructions, but you just can't burn that mofo.
When I press a button to throw my weapon, the little dude just throws the axe again, instead of
the torch. Is there a separate button or something?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:44 No.1410702
>>1410695
FUCK THIS GAME. I keep diyn. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:45 No.1410703
>>1410700
BURN THE FUCKING ROPE! WTF ARE YOU BLIND?!?! BURN THE ROPE
BURN THE ROPE
BURN THE ROPE
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:47 No.1410707
>>1410703
Dude, I fuckin' TRIED! You can't throw the damn torch!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:49 No.1410709
>>1410703
I found that if you stand right next to the chandelier and shoot, you hit the boss. I haven't
been able to do more than 20% damage to him though, he just regenerates too fast.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:50 No.1410711
i tried to use my sword, but it wouldn't work. wtf, how do i beat this guy?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:50 No.1410712
>>1410707
NO SHIT STUPID FUCK -.- WHATS THE NEXT LOGICAL THING TO DO? HMMMMM MAYBE JUMP OVER TO THE ROPE TO
BURN IT OH YA! THATS RIGHT FUCK!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:53 No.1410718
>>1410712
But you can't throw the torch at the chandelier, how on earth am I supposed to reach it? Every
time I try to walk over to it I just fall.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:55 No.1410719
>>1410718
you know what, go back to playing fucking mario, maybe you'll learn a thing or 2. I'm not fucking
explaining anything more.
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:55 No.1410720
>>1410712
OK. I went back in and tried what you said. But, when I jump up on the platforms above the
Collossus, I can't quite jump high enough to reach the rope. I'm like right under it and I keep
trying, but it just isn't enough.
Plus, when I get shot, I lose the God-damned torch! So, I can't even try to use knockback to
propel myself up there.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:56 No.1410722
>>1410720
and yet i've beaten this game 10 times already without getting shot and without fucking falling,
like i said to the other faggot, go play some fucking mario.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:57 No.1410724
This game is actually really old. I could never finish it myself, but a friend with faster
fingers than I told me the credits song was where the real message was
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:57 No.1410725
This thread is glorious.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:59 No.1410727
>>1410722
Is Mario DLC only or something? I can't find it anywhere.
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)21:59 No.1410728
>>1410719
>>1410722
You're just a nintendo fanboy. Computer games are superior, there is no room for debate.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:59 No.1410729
>>1410669
>>1410672
>>1410673
>>1410675
>>1410678
>>1410690
>>1410695
>>1410703
>>1410712
>>1410719
TROLLED HARD
When did raging oblivious youtube commenters find out about 4chan, goddamn.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)21:59 No.1410731
>>1410727
now i know your fucking trolling.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:00 No.1410732
OP here, I think I'm really close to beating it. I've got my macros on so i'm shooting like 300%
faster than humanly possible. It regenerates faster the more health it loses, so it might take me
a few more hours, hopefully my comp doesn't crash.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:00 No.1410734
>>1410731
I'm serious. I cannot fucking find it anywhere.
Did you make this shit up or something?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:03 No.1410735
I can't believe how hard i just got trolled, i hate you /f/
>> [_] NameFag 11/06/10(Sat)22:03 No.1410736
>>1410732
Try to hack it so you can jump higher instead. Reaching that chandelier from one of the two
platforms below it might be the key.
Unless that faggot I've been trying to get to help me is just trolling.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:03 No.1410737
what's mario, i never played that game before.
btw, anyone figure out how to beat this game yet? i tried civil dispute with the grinning
colossus, but nothing.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:04 No.1410738
>>1410736
>>1410736
I have Adobe Flash CS3, I think I'll extract it into a .fla format and look at the inards of this
horrible game. Maybe I can edit it to make it more humanly playable.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:05 No.1410739
>>1410738
this game makes ninja gaiden look like hello kitty
>> [_] Owlbird 11/06/10(Sat)22:06 No.1410740
i...i cant even get past the monster. How do you get past the monster without killing it? I'd
rather avoid hm and get to the real boss.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:06 No.1410741
ITT being learning for the first time what a troll is.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:08 No.1410743
ITT
Trolls
Trolls
and more trolls.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:08 No.1410744
I like how my thread has more posts than anything /f/ has ever had.
>> [_] Fred Dawes !uLUCySUGOI 11/06/10(Sat)22:11 No.1410746
>>1410744
At least it's not a POST YOUR DESTINY thread.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:12 No.1410750
I wonder if it's possible to use a program to automatically fire your weapon at max rate and
somehow get him to 0 health that way... hmmmm
>> [_] Owlbird 11/06/10(Sat)22:12 No.1410751
you keep talking about axes and swords, what keys do i push to get those! Also, i still can't get
past the monster!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:14 No.1410754
>>1410722
Agreed. Beat it first time without a scratch :l
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:15 No.1410755
how do i burn the rope????
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:20 No.1410758
http://speeddemosarchive.com/YouHaveToBurnTheRope.html
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:20 No.1410759
>>1410744
>implying /f/ hasn't ever had over 300 posts in a thread. Don't get your knickers in a knot and
lurkmoar faggot.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:21 No.1410760
>>1410755
That's what we're trying to figure out. It seems impossible.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:23 No.1410762
>>1410758
>>1410758
what buttons did they press?
I've tried everything... Maybe cos I'm on a laptop?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:23 No.1410763
>>1410758
I don't see why that was uploaded to SDA when it clearly has uses of cheats in it.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:23 No.1410764
>>1410758
SDA seriously accepted a speedrun of this game?
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:28 No.1410768
just beat this on my first try
that wasnt hard at all
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:30 No.1410772
>>1410768
you don't have to pretend to be cool and hard on the internet. you didn't beat the game.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:31 No.1410774
>>1410758
>>1410758
>>1410758
>>1410758
wtfffffffffffffffff
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:35 No.1410779
To beat it, you fucking burn the rope. You idiots.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:38 No.1410781
>>1410772
yes i did
just because you cant beat it doesnt mean other people cant
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:40 No.1410782
ITT: Trolled hard
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:50 No.1410789
OMG GUYS IM SO SPECIAL I BEAT IT ON THE FIRST TRY!!!!
I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE AS GOOD AS ME.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:50 No.1410790
Wow, if I can't even beat the first level, how the fuck am I supposed to beat the end boss?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:54 No.1410792
You jump up to the top level, grab a torch, then burn the rope. Duh.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)22:59 No.1410797
posting for the sake of post count.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:07 No.1410802
I keep dying.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:08 No.1410804
Hahahahahaha....so much samefagging in this thread, that it's pathetic.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:10 No.1410806
How do you beat this? I'm at a loss...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:11 No.1410809
injecting this thread with more aids
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:21 No.1410816
Ok... seriously guys... how do I enter the cheatcode so I can beat this hard game?!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:26 No.1410817
how do you beat this
its like impossible
epic win lol!
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:31 No.1410819
i just can't do this.. fuck it, it's too hard. i give up. that god damn rope just won't get cut
no matter how many times i throw an axe at it
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:34 No.1410820
hahaha that song at the end
>> [_] charmander 11/06/10(Sat)23:34 No.1410821
How do you use the fire?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:34 No.1410823
ok wait how can u burn rope with axes? friction?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:36 No.1410825
I like how this thread is just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/06/10(Sat)23:36 No.1410826
>>1410744
yah if your not fapping yet than you are completely insensitive to how sexy this thread is
>> [_] charmander 11/06/10(Sat)23:39 No.1410830
>>1410744
>>1410744
>>1410744
I've seen a lot more, but yeah, this one's big.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)00:01 No.1410843
alright, joking aside. how do you beat this game?
i used my ultimate attack and it still didn't work. it doesn't make sense. it's like this game is
an anomaly
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)00:49 No.1410877
I cummed like six times to this.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)01:20 No.1410903
>>1410816
>>1410792
>>1410743
>>1410735
>>1410722
>>1410703
>>1410675
>>1410672
>>1410673
>>1410669
Newfags havnt seen this reposted....
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)01:20 No.1410904
lol this... hard...?
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)01:22 No.1410905
this song is getting annoying...
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)01:26 No.1410909
>.4 Also, you can't really die
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)01:28 No.1410910
Fuck this shit, I've been at it for an a while now and i still cant kill the boss. I wish i could
level up before the boss fight.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)01:34 No.1410917
wtf are the goddamn movement controls
>> [_] FoxX !!wRSdLoPNnOG 11/07/10(Sun)02:11 No.1410942
This game was built so they could try and make their shitty end song popular.
>> [_] Anonymous 11/07/10(Sun)02:39 No.1410951
>>1410687
you have no idea how hard i just lol'd.
i love deadly premonition
