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[_] [G] Working on a Spiritual Successor !bksFCWEVEQ 04/04/11(Mon)16:11 No.1492005
This game gets reposted here every so often, so I figured I'd ask you guys this:
I'm working on a sequel of sorts to "bang" titled "Shitty Fucking Art Game."
What would you like to see in it?
Also for those who didn't get it: this is not an art game, but a mockery of art games, disguised
a bit too well it seems, since I've seen people complaining about how art games like this are
pretentious in previous threads.
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)16:23 No.1492009
I'll start with the obvious:
minimally animated, pseudo-8-bit
protagonist questions self every other step
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/04/11(Mon)16:26 No.1492010
>>1492009
I like all of these; especially that last one.
Constant internal "I took Intro to Philosophy at my local Community College"-style dialogue.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)16:27 No.1492011
brilliant! Just when I get tired of mindless violence, now I can relax to some mindful violence!
Could do without the "You are horrible" type comments though.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)16:33 No.1492013
either don't give any instructions, give the wrong controls, or infrequently change controls
(like after events)
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/04/11(Mon)17:01 No.1492026
>>1492013
These all seem pretty fun, I'll have to toy with them. I do, however, need to balance the shit.
I want this to be a satire, but at the same time I also want it to be at least somewhat playable
or enjoyable.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)17:08 No.1492029
>>1492013
rearrange the control config every time a new ability is gained.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)17:55 No.1492037
lol i killed a 10 yr old housewife
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/04/11(Mon)18:32 No.1492046
>>1492029
I think I can make this happen.
>> [_] pertinentPaths 04/04/11(Mon)19:21 No.1492059
I think I'll use this game instead of a baby names book.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/04/11(Mon)20:13 No.1492073
http://i.img ur.com/ZybLK.png
here's the sprite work i've done so far.
500 hours in ms paint, etc.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)20:21 No.1492076
>You have killed Brady Conrad Altman II, a 16-year old industrial engineer from Philadelphia, PA.
You did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway.
>Suicide
Didn't know that was even possible.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)20:32 No.1492084
how awesome would it be if you became one of those people
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)20:45 No.1492089
this game is broken, level one takes forever
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)20:47 No.1492090
>You have killed Bonita Banerd, a 13-year old pilot from Jacksonville, NC.
Since when did they hand out Pilot Licenses to 13 year old women?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)20:49 No.1492091
http://xkcd.com/873/
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)20:58 No.1492094
You have killed Sim Drouin Sr., a 11-year old astrophysicist from Cambridge, MA. He will be
succeeded by his caring wife, Susanna. He was a member of Foundation for Economic Education.
The fact that he's a Sr. means he has a son, right?
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)21:11 No.1492097
You have killed Vina Acs, a 82-year old weaponsmith from Naples, FL. She was a member of Student
Nonviolent Coordinating Committee.
>weaponsmith
>Nonviolent
|:1
>> [_] pertinentPaths 04/04/11(Mon)21:13 No.1492099
>>1492091
This game precedes that strip.
>>1492084
Not at all, because the only organizations I'd be able to join are feel-good liberal things. I'd
also most likely be very old, and worst of all, unable to shoot back.
...And now a political flamewar commences.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)21:27 No.1492106
You have killed Gayla Robertson, a 16-year old hitman from Muncie, IN. She will be succeeded by
her loving husband, Elden, and her children, Hansel, Cherida, and Loralyn. She was a member of
Narcotics Anonymous.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)21:36 No.1492110
>You have killed Timmi Evy Sharkey, an 11 year old Executioner from Arlington, Texas.
>You have killed Miss Dorey Silianu, a 36-year old entrepreneur from Temecula, CA. She was a
member of Parents Anonymous.
>Parents anonymous
lol wut
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:23 No.1492129
You will never finish said sequel because you lack girth. Also your mother is a very friendly
lady who likes to look at my genitalia.
Have a good day.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:28 No.1492133
>You have killed Gusti Jo-Anne Snider, a 19-year old shoemaker from Weirton, WV. She was a member
of Cold War Veterans Association.
At first I thought this could be a snazzy nickname for Gen X, but nineteen isn't even old enough
for that.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:29 No.1492134
>You have killed Waldo Kumagai, a 11-year old bishop from Springdale, AR. He will be succeeded by
his son, Andreas.
Jesus christ, this guy gets around.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:34 No.1492137
I just imagine GLaDOS saying all the dialogue.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:37 No.1492139
>You have killed Bab Kacy McGonagle Sr., a 11-year old structural engineers from Decatur , AL.
She was a member of Consumer Watchdog.
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:37 No.1492140
this is great, im loving it
whoever doesnt like this is a fucking faggot
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)22:42 No.1492141
You have killed Milicent Aryavong, a 15-year old herder from New Bedford, MA. She will be
succeeded by her son, Corwin.
>> [_] Anonymous 04/04/11(Mon)23:09 No.1492158
>>1492005
>What would you like to see in it?
loli rape
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 04/04/11(Mon)23:10 No.1492159
>>1492091
Oh yeah, I lol'd when I saw that. Comic was made a long time after the game though. The day it
came out a bunch of my friends messaged me saying "hey dude xkcd ripped you off."
>>1492137
I can see that.
