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[_] [G] What is your high score? Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:16 No.1486851
Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)16:36 No.1486857
xkcd inspired?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:02 No.1486865
"You have killed Eleanore Celinka Crucefix, a 11-year old scientist from Bossier City, LA. She
will be succeeded by her caring husband, Thorndike. "
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:14 No.1486871
"You have killed Dante Varkey, a 12-year-old telegraphist from Austin, TX. He had a loving wife
and two beautiful children."
>> [_] OH SHIT Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:16 No.1486872
You have become Madona Eryn Lotochinski, a 63-year old cartoonist from Winter Haven, FL.
TWIST ENDING
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:22 No.1486875
You have killed Chen Tarrance Harbottle, a 14-year old graphic artist from Rochester, NY. He was
a member of Intermuseum Conservation Association. You did him a favor. He was going to commit
suicide when he got home anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)17:50 No.1486885
>Why are you doing this
To assert my presence in the fictional universe using the only tools presented to me. The game
has established a binary universe where my only choice is to kill or do nothing, to fade away
into nonexistence myself. Am I to believe that the latter is he preferable choice?
I choose to exist.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)18:23 No.1486894
You have killed Dr. Murphy Clemente McBeth, a 13-year old patent examiner from East Chicago, IN.
He will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Silvie. He was about to see his father for the first
time in 20 years.
What?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)18:45 No.1486903
lost count
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)18:57 No.1486908
>>1486857
This predates that strip.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:01 No.1486910
>>1486885
There is no way that is not a quote from somewhere.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:07 No.1486916
Mowed down around 50 people before the hilarious whining started to repeat itself.
There needs to be more overwrought melodrama, like a background picture of disemboweled baby
dolphins weeping or something.
>> [_] Praetor Kamahl !FcpH8kMvBE 03/24/11(Thu)19:08 No.1486918
"He was a member of Survivors of Incest Anonymous."
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:13 No.1486922
You have killed Selinda Ermentrude Bowden, a 11-year old senator from Alameda, CA.
lol
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:15 No.1486924
You have killed Ibby Carley Pandya, a 17-year old gigolo from Mission, TX. She will be succeeded
by her loving husband, Clemens. She was a member of Campaign for Liberty.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:15 No.1486925
You have killed Merv Bulkovshteyn, a 16-year old brain surgeon from Wilkes-Barre, PA.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:21 No.1486927
Where is this game from?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:23 No.1486928
You have killed Stanwood Enrico Gadouchis III, a 13-year old private detective from Utica, NY. He
will be succeeded by his beautiful wife, Lianne. He was on his way to an animal shelter.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)19:47 No.1486934
"You disgust me."
Lol he mad
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)20:05 No.1486939
"You have killed Odetta Violante Tavana, a 94-year old porn star from Gainesville, FL. She will
be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Bartholemy, and her children, Lila, and Gayleen. She was a
member of Animal Defense League. "
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:07 No.1486980
You have killed Norman Kalair Jr., a 11-year old archbishop from Port Huron, MI. He will be
succeeded by his loving wife, Beverly. He was a member of Central Committee for Conscientious
Objectors
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)22:21 No.1486984
This is the state of indie games nowadays. A half baked idea thrown together with an excuse for
gameplay, with generic, overused themes such as WHY DO YOU CHOOSE TO OBEY THE GAAAAAAAAAME
Pretty funny though.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:37 No.1487012
You have killed Sir Benjamin Che Lanteigne III, a 58-year old matador from Pine Bluff, AR. He
will be succeeded by his beautiful wife Anthia, and his children, Haley, Pietra, Ingmar,
Pollyanna, Samson, Gen, Cate, and Shumeet. He was a member of American Coalition of Citizens with
Disabilities, Sons of the American Revolution, International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights
Commission, Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, The National Grange of the Order of
Patrons of Husbandry, Gay Straight Alliance Network International, The World Can't Wait, National
Council Against Health Fraud, Another Mother For Peace, Intermuseum Conservation Association and
Benevolent and Protective Order of Elks. His58rd birthday would have been in 6 days. He did
nothing to hurt you. Why did you have to kill him? The funeral will be held next Saturday. You
did him a favor. He was going to commit suicide when he got home anyway. His life was just
starting to look up again, too...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/24/11(Thu)23:47 No.1487019
does this eventually call the cops or something on you
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)00:45 No.1487040
Did you see Katrinka Hersee's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear her
scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:07 No.1487048
You have killed Glennie Shawnee McRann Jr., a 90-year old lifeguard from Sioux Falls, SD. She was
a member of LewRockwell.com
Brb, LewRockwell.com
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:10 No.1487049
"You have killed Gussy Cloris Waddell, a 11-year old music director from Grand Rapids, MI. She
will be succeeded by her husband, Weslie, and her children, Sileas, and Teena. She was a member
of Celebrate Recovery."
>wat
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:20 No.1487051
You have killed Dr. Abbott Cavill, a 85-year old porn star from North Charleston, SC. He was a
member of Native Sons of the Golden West.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:22 No.1487052
How did any of these people get jobs if they are too stupid to run away when shot at?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:25 No.1487053
You have killed Daloris Terwey Sr., a 13-year old patent attorney from Chico, CA.
You have killed Miss Merilyn Phifer, a 14-year old mountaineer from Punta Gorda, FL. She will be
succeeded by her children, Crystal, Eddie, and Clarisa.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:32 No.1487057
You have killed Somerset Chorley, a 10-year old voice actor from Davenport, IA. He was a member
of Codependents of Sex Addicts and International Lesbian and Gay Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)01:33 No.1487058
Right after I posted previous one:
Somerset Chorley might be in Heaven. Or Hell. We don't know. But we do know where his body is. In
front of you. Dead.
>> [_] !bksFCWEVEQ 03/25/11(Fri)01:59 No.1487064
Oh damn, people are reposting this shit. I am honored.
>>1486857
Nah, I made this almost a year ago.
>>1486927
I basically just put it on my deviantArt, Kongregate, and /f/. I'd link you to those, but I
really don't have anything else worth mentioning.
>>1486984
Honestly, that's exactly what I was thinking when I made this game. It was supposed to be a
mockery or criticism of indie "art" games.
But, after the addition of the random person generator, it quickly became much more amusing than
it should have been and the original point was lost among the dead 12 year old brain surgeons and
gigolos with 8 kids.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:06 No.1487067
You have killed Rhiamon Jilleen Duxbury, a 17-year old market gardener from Denison, TX. She was
about to see her father for the first time in 20 years.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)02:27 No.1487071
Remember Shaughn Lauria? You killed him, and you don't even remember.
theres so many of them!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)03:24 No.1487085
You have killed Adolph Terrel Hirayama, a 16-year old governor from Yuma, AZ.
xD
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)03:47 No.1487094
You have killed Dr. Alister Espinosa, a 10-year old author from Santa Ana, CA.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)04:16 No.1487096
>>1487064
Dude, dude.
How does the random person generator work?
I mean, if you don't kill them, do they even hve identities?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)04:18 No.1487097
You have killed Virge Kurtis Blaylock Jr., a 11-year old fashion designer from Redding, CA.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)04:19 No.1487099
You have killed Guthrie Werth, a 10-year old oceanographer from Hamilton, OH. He will be
succeeded by his caring wife, Mayda
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)04:37 No.1487103
You have killed Miss Theressa Franciska Medlin Jr., a 14-year old fashion designer from
Tallahassee, FL. She was a member of Sea Shepherd Conservation Society.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)05:56 No.1487116
>11 year old
>monk
>wife
wat
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)05:58 No.1487117
"You have killed an 11 year old gunsmith"
I don't remember what else it said.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)06:11 No.1487119
Willetta Gadbois is still dead. There is no respawning in real life.
Amie Neusy's sister is waiting for a response to that e-mail...
lol'd
You have killed Tybi Gaiger II, a 92-year old cashier from Davis, CA. She will be succeeded by
her beautiful husband, Ashley
>beautiful
>husband
>Ashley
wait... what?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:03 No.1487135
Did you see Kassandra Katrine Fon's face? Did you see her face when you killed her? Did you hear
her scream in pain? In fear? In agony? I did.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:51 No.1487148
"You have killed Barton Brady, a 14yr old Pimp from Los Angeles"
I could see that...
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)07:53 No.1487150
You have killed Dr. Ignazio Brandon Pawliw, a 93-year old evangelist from Bloomington, IL. He was
a member of Alcoholics Anonymous.
Alright, I won!
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)08:01 No.1487154
You have killed Mrs. Robbi Brule, a 58-year old doctor from Boulder, CO. She was a member of Bay
Area Conservation Guild. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide when she got home
anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)08:01 No.1487155
>>1487096
I would imagine not. If I were to program this, I would not be assigning identities to mobiles,
rather, when a mob dies, generate a random line of text. It would be a lot less cumbersome to
generate a line of text, rather than generate it, assign it, keep track of it, and then recall it
upon death.
But I'm not the original programmer.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)09:51 No.1487182
You have killed Ashish Bartie Zonoun, a 15-year old gardener from Joplin, MO. He was a member of
International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender and Queer Youth and Student Organisation and
International Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender & Intersex Law Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)11:05 No.1487198
You have killed my interest in this game. The creator will now do something useful. wah wah
waaaah.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)11:07 No.1487199
You have killed Diane Max Eder, a 15-year old estate agent from Longview, TX. She will be
succeeded by her loving husband, Oliver. She was a member of YMCA.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)11:13 No.1487200
You have killed Leena Josie Bolon, a 48-year old pirate from Texarkana, TX. She will be succeeded
by her children, Gwenn, and Warden.
I killed a pirate what do i win?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)11:21 No.1487203
You have killed Dorthea Buggie II, a 92-year old pimp from Salem, OR. Her sister will probably
wonder what's taking her so long to get back home.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)11:43 No.1487208
You have killed Kellyann Emelina Hering, a 15-year old paleoseismologist from Tacoma, WA. She
will be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Blayne. She was a member of International Dance
Teachers Association.
A married 15 year old paleoseismologist dance teacher?
You have killed Dael Saraann McVicar Sr., a 13-year old dock labourer from Bay City, MI. She will
be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Raoul. You did her a favor. She was going to commit
suicide when she got home anyway.
The fact that she's a sr. means she's given birth already.
You have killed Kimberlee Aurelie Zeng Sr., a 13-year old meteorologist from Odessa, TX. She will
be succeeded by her beautiful husband, Moise. She was a member of National Haymakers Association.
Why do I keep killing married little girls?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)11:48 No.1487210
you got to love when you kill someone 13- that has a spouse and childern. although >>1486894
you got me beat i haven't gotten the see father for the first time in 20 years.
my favorite was a 11 year old with a lovely wife and 3 childern.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)12:05 No.1487215
You have killed Ms. Katey Compton, a 13-year old marine biologist from West Palm Beach, FL. She
will be succeeded by her caring husband, Warren.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)12:58 No.1487236
You have killed Christan Beatrice Vankooten III, a 14-year old voice actor from Decatur, IL. She
will be succeeded by her loving husband, Hollis, and her children, Elana, Ricard, and Sharleen.
She was a member of Knights of Pythias.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:10 No.1487239
You have killed Miss Verna Coste, a 12-year old prime minister from Jamestown, NY. She will be
succeeded by her caring husband, Bernhard. You did her a favor. She was going to commit suicide
when she got home anyway.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:12 No.1487242
You have killed Dr. Reynold Lindsey, a 16-year old examiner from St. Charles, MO.
What?
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:13 No.1487243
You have killed Frederick Cohea, a 11-year old pirate from Modesto, CA. He was a member of
Veterans for Peace and AAIM Management Association.
>> [_] Anonymous 03/25/11(Fri)13:16 No.1487245
You have killed Ashlie Crowell, a 81-year old air traffic controller from Waco, TX. She was a
member of Marijuana Anonymous.
You have killed Percy Caleb Viney III, a 91-year old kickboxer from Washington, DC.
LOL?
