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[_] Anon 3507220 huhuh, cowabunga dudes..
>> [_] Anon 3507223 >># Just magical
>> [_] Anon 3507224 he puts a nunchuck up her ass and she swings it I'm dead

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[_] Anon 3388560 Hey April, don't cut me no slack. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3388616 I'd love to take April out on a date.
>> [_] Anon 3388627 >># That was surprisingly amusing.
>> [_] Anon 3388631 all on account of those turtles
>> [_] Anon 3388632 I lost it at the nunchucks.
>> [_] Anon 3388638 >># WE JUST WANT TO FFFUUUUCK
>> [_] Anon 3388654 i remember watching this YEARS ago. I think i was 13 or something. takes me back. thanks anon

/ > /fap/ > Thread 14657 Age: 68.9d Health: 0% Posters: 4 Posts: 4 Replies: 3 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 67383 hey anon don't cut me no slack [IMG] TMNTNET2.swf (6.01 MiB) 320x240, Uncompressed. 2130 frames, 15 fps (02:22). Ver6, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: Yes. [find in archive]
>> Anon 67428 I don't have a protective shell so that is the last place where I would want a swinging nuchuck to be. >hey anon >don't cut me no slack Maybe learn to how use compression setting so that the video doesn't turn into a blurry mess every 7 seconds.
>> Anon 67482 >that fucking thumbnail
>> Anon 67540 Is this the lost CD-i game?

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[_] Anon 3298855

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[_] Anon 3235819
>> [_] Anon 3235827 i wanna suck raphi's toes
>> [_] Anon 3235829 well that was a fucking crazy train ride
>> [_] Anon 3235835 I get yelled at I get scooped of my story I nearly get fired hey april dont cut me no slack

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[_] Anon 3126581 Don't have a cow man.
>> [_] Anon 3126594 Don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 3126598 >># HEY APRIL!
>> [_] Anon 3126728 THE BEST

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[_] Don't cut me no slack Anon 2779693
>> [_] Anon 2779834 Ebin
>> [_] Anon 2779850 >># HEY APRIL, DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] Anon 2779855 The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is, then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies unfold.
>> [_] Anon 2779866 >># under rated host

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[_] Anon 2698042 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2698088 Jesus man
>> [_] Anon 2698124 >master splinter hiding IN FRONT of a pillar that's some mad ninja skills right there
>> [_] Anon 2698140 good god a vagina zipper
>> [_] Anon 2698168 that fucking pop always gets me
>> [_] Anon 2698179 >>#
>> [_] Anon 2698180 xD
>> [_] Anon 2698299 what is the music on this, it's so kickin rad

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[_] moar tmnt Anon 2591658
>> [_] Anon 2591662 lol wut
>> [_] Anon 2591668 This made my day.
>> [_] Anon 2591696 >># This was not meant for mortal eyes.
>> [_] Anon 2591712 i have the weirdest boner
>> [_] Anon 2591726 oh god that pop fucking great
>> [_] Anon 2591829 >># Ahahhahhahahahahhahhaahah THAT FUCKING KRANG HAHAHHAHAHAH

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[_] Anon 1976287 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1976306 wow that was suprisingly fucked up
>> [_] Anon 1976309 I still find the story for this better than the new Michael Bay's movie.
>> [_] Anon 1976313 I lold at the nunchuk part.
>> [_] Anon 1976353 >># Holy christ kill yourself retard
>> [_] Anon 1976360 >># Do you even kawabonga?
>> [_] Anon 1976364 >># Can't even spell "Cowabunga."
>> [_] Anon 1976429 OH GOD RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD
>> [_] Anon 1976432 i don't remember the dude at the end. and where was shredder?
>> [_] Anon 1976438 >># Shredder can suck a dick. Krang master race. motherfucker.
>> [_] Anon 1976496 The stairs! Hahahaha!

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[_] Turtle Power Anon 1955740
>> [_] Anon 1955810 oh krang
>> [_] Anon 1955817 A classic!
>> [_] Anon 1955844 Hey April, don't cut me no slack.

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[_] Dont cut me no slack Michelangelo 1912575 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1912663 The nunchuck...
>> [_] Anon 1912787 classic

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[_] Turtle Power Anon 1875069
>> [_] Anon 1875077 I fapped
>> [_] Anon 1875078 CHILDHOOD... RUINED
>> [_] Anon 1875136 His shell broke. He's going to die now.
>> [_] Anon 1875223 I have to admit, the stair scene was pretty creative
>> [_] Anon 1875225 I was expecting poop.
>> [_] Anon 1875228 Man
>> [_] Anon 1875245 I don't even.

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[_] Turtle power Anon 1805372 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1805388 HO DAMN ! Seriously, who fucks while standing ?... Can't fap anymore...
>> [_] Anon 1805420 That was the best worst thing I've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1805472 Oh wow. I thought it was terrible, then the stairs happened. Took a bit too long for it to escalate into fuck what I don't even territory.
>> [_] Anon 1805492 >yfw you realise April could see Splinter the moment she entered the room >yfw you realise April tripped on purpose
>> [_] Goken 1805511 HEY OP, DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK captcha: signed phrooti
>> [_] Anon 1805518 I had to stop watching at nunchucks in the ass
>> [_] Anon 1805521 Fucking Vern

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[_] Anon 1773771 This is another one of those old files I found in my external HD. ALSO DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK.
>> [_] Anon 1773773 Notice how she couldn't see Splinter crouching in front of that pillar.
>> [_] Anon 1773788 this is terrible.
>> [_] Anon 1773795 when krang sucked dick, i lost it.
>> [_] Anon 1773830 Whoever made this should be ashamed of himself.
>> [_] Runey 1773832 >nunchuck in ass >riding down stairs >krang sucking dick >guy fapping to it >turns into penis with hand
>> [_] Anon 1773833 hay april don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1773854 OMFG WTF! I LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'D FROM THE STAIRS ON, WTFFFFFFFFF!
>> [_] Anon 1773856 I think... I think I'm having a stroke.
>> [_] Anon 1773888 Of all the things wrong with this video. Turtle penises do not work that way.
>> [_] Anon 1773891 >># This guy gets it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj8DY7hwl Vo
>> [_] Anon 1773915 >># bump for turtle dick trips

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[_] >># Anon 1744859 Ruining it some more for you.
>> [_] Anon 1744865 This makes me laugh. Its so bad, it isnt.
>> [_] Anon 1744922 i use that tripwire trick all the time.
>> [_] The Amazing Cerberus 1745004 Why is it that the thing I find most disturbing about this is that Mike is a teenager?
>> [_] Anon 1745067 HEY APRIL DONT CUT ME NO SLACK

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[_] [A][M][S][T][E][R] Anon 1730033 Hey April, don't cut me no slack! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1730064 funniest shit on /f/
>> [_] Anon 1730116 omg i couldnt stop laughing when they slid down the stairs!
>> [_] Anon 1730141 >opened .swf file >meh, whatever >Mikey retracted into shell and sliding down stairs >lost my shit >HOLY SHIT TECHNODROME >WTF NO KRANG >dat ending
>> [_] Anon 1730159 >Splinter hides behind pillar holding string >In plain sight of April. All my wat
>> [_] Anon 1730226 I can't boner to this
>> [_] Anon 1730259 Cum in my mouth
>> [_] Anon 1730267 All I could think of was how he's going to have that permanent hole in his shell where his cock broke through.

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[_] /r/ something quite old...Anonymous06/29/12(Fri)23:14No.1710 038 I'm looking for some thing with the teenage mutant ninja turtles, one is at a urinal, and next to him is I believe someone from star trek. The turtle looks at the star trek guy and does some dance... I wish this wasn't so vague, but Its something I'd really hope to find.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)01:21No.1710073 yo april, don't cut me no slack, gurl.
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)01:53No.1710082 Cuum in my mouuth. -Krang
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)01:54No.1710084 >># Not quite sure, anon, hopefully another anon can help...?
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)02:01No.1710086 Required Internet Reading Material
>> [_] Anonymous06/30/12(Sat)15:58No.1710198 This was just bad until the nunchuk swinging in a circle up her ass. From there on it was hilarious

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1676506
>> [_] Anon 1676512 Don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1676537 >opens pussy flap fucking lost it......wait....GENIUS!
>> [_] Anon 1676604 Wut
>> [_] Anon 1676639 Holy shit the sledding down stairs part
>> [_] Anon 1676641 Hey april...don't cut me no slack. Fucking priceless.
>> [_] Anon 1676643 Classic

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[_] [H] Don't cut me no slack Anon 1634392 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1634435 not this again
>> [_] Anon 1634466 you gonna carry that slack
>> [_] Anon 1634477 Required Internet Reading Material
>> [_] Anon 1634490 jesus christ every time this is posted i have to watch it
>> [_] Anon 1634518 oh my god i laughed so hard

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1629862 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1629984 so i got a boner with a turtle and a cartoon woman
>> [_] Anon 1629987 what the fuck am I looking at

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[_] [H] don't cut me no slack Anon 1614936
>> [_] Anon 1614942 ...which means "cut me some slack"! brilliant!
>> [_] Anon 1614961 laughed pretty hard from the moment he stuck the nunchuck in her butt and started swinging it
>> [_] Anon 1615046 >that ending oh god my sides

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[_] [H] Anon 1608781 Reposting for you
>> [_] Anon 1608872 Fuuccckkk, Rick is immortal. Not even Chuck Norris can harm him :o)
>> [_] Anon 1608878 wat

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1605624 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1605777 Hey April, don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1605784 I liked the nunchuck in the ass. Real classy
>> [_] Anon 1605830 That was perfect. I lol'd greatly.
>> [_] Anon 1605836 Turtlistic
>> [_] Anon 1605838 what the fuck am i watching
>> [_] Anon 1605861 GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA
>> [_] Anon 1605884 I always laugh with this shit. Nice one OP
>> [_] Anon 1605898 >># i lose it every time EVERY TIME
>> [_] Anon 1605899 i like how from where april was walking, splinter and his shenanigans were in plain view.
>> [_] Anon 1605979 That fucking song. This is an expertly crafted animation.
>> [_] Anon 1605980 Needs less Krang and more Irma
>> [_] Anon 1605982 Cawm in my mooouff
>> [_] 0m3GA !!VqwYVOQOiRh 1605983 Wait wait wait, what the fuck is this I don't even...

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1588786
>> [_] Anon 1588791 nice
>> [_] Anon 1588793 Too funny
>> [_] Anon 1588795 If this is a YLYL, I lost.
>> [_] Anon 1588907 Oh god what the fuck is this shit?
>> [_] Anon 1588909 What the shell am I looking at?
>> [_] Anon 1588920 Jesus, that was amazing. Vernon turning into a penis just took it over the edge. This was done for a fucking Harvard animation class. He got a B+. http://www.thecrimson.com/article/2003/2 /13/michelangelo-is-indeed-a-party-dude/
>> [_] Anon 1588943 I lost it when she rode him down the stairs like a toboggan.
>> [_] Anon 1588951 >THIS FLASH >THIS FLASH >THIS FLASH >THIS FLASH >THIS FLASH

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[_] [H] Anon 1561044
>> [_] Anon 1561077 hadn't seen this in years. :) when I remembered the ending :(
>> [_] Anon 1561092 Don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1561094 Dat Splinter face
>> [_] Anon 1561095 pretty awesome
>> [_] Anon 1561116 What the fuck did I just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1561122 jesus christ that was funny
>> [_] Anon 1561125 Is it bad if I want this music now?
>> [_] Anon 1561133 he broke his shell, with his dick. shouldnt that hurt like hell?
>> [_] Anon 1561139 "Cum in my mouwowowouth."

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[_] [H] Anon 1545892
>> [_] Mr. B !jTwseny72A 1545912 This flash never stops being funny, no matter how many times it gets posted.
>> [_] Anon 1545916 rofl wtf
>> [_] Anon 1545931 AHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1545989 that's what i call art
>> [_] Anon 1545998 I'm ashamed of my boner right now.
>> [_] Anon 1546017 I have the weirdest boner...
>> [_] Anon 1546031 I like how Splinter is hiding on the same side of the pillar April enters the room from. Also the nunchaku was brilliant. That ending man, what a twist!

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[_] [H] >># Less sucky April O'Neil flash Anon 1538818 ...at least this doesn't have a click the boxes password.
>> [_] Anon 1538828 Don't be lazy op.
>> [_] Anon 1538839 Why is Splinter hiding on the wrong side of the pillar
>> [_] Anon 1538852 But the resolution SUCKS
>> [_] Anon 1538864 This is bad and you should feel bad!
>> [_] Anon 1538865 DIsappointed. Was really expecting a HYYYYEEEEAAAHHHHH when her head was right next to his dick
>> [_] Anon 1538879 Hey April, don't cut me no slack!
>> [_] Anon 1538920 /r/ing high quality

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[_] [H] Turtle power Anon 1470490 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1470492 I actually thought it was hilarious for the first 12 seconds and starting laughing after she tripped. But then I shut it because it was shit.
>> [_] Anon 1470530 hahahahahahahaha
>> [_] Anon 1470538 Keep watching, the helicopter gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 1470543 Hey April, don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1470560 what the fuck did i just watch?
>> [_] Anon 1470566 Couldn'st sopt laughing
>> [_] Anon 1470642 WAT >># Indeed.

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[_] [A] April Anon 1450203 Don't cut me no slack Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1450207 The best part will always be the staircase. Gets me every time.
>> [_] Anon 1450212 So bad, it's good.
>> [_] Anon 1450215 >># The staircase represents Aprils decent in to depravity
>> [_] Anon 1450223 the fuck did i just watch? the staircase part is the best though.
>> [_] Anon 1450241 Wait a minute, unless this has been repost to death and I've always come in at the wrong time, this flash is WAY fucking crazier than we're giving it credit for...saved lol
>> [_] Anon 1450260 Staircase scene also the music is like synced with the animation XD WHATDAFUCKDIDIJUSTWATCH
>> [_] Anon 1450307 Oh god, what the fuck!?
>> [_] Anon 1450354 But it's January...
>> [_] Sereant Sprinkles: Worlds Greatest Party Clown 1450359 TURTLE PENIS DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
>> [_] Anon 1450403 Krang knows how to work a dick
>> [_] Anon 1450405 hey april dont cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1450412 way too much time downloading and poof I lost interest.
>> [_] Anon 1450429 nope, it's January
>> [_] Anon 1450437 I'm surprised nobody mentioned the master splinter crouching on THE WRONG SIDE OF THE DAMN PILLAR

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[_] [H] suddenly turtles Anon 1439893
>> [_] Anon 1439901 wat is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 1439907 my treasured childhood memories have been raped! And it *wasn't* by Michael Bay!
>> [_] Anon 1439935 Hey April, don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1439936 Newfags, newfags everywhere.
>> [_] Anon 1440000 I lol'd at helicopter.
>> [_] Anon 1440007 A classic. Required Internet Reading
>> [_] Anon 1440008 I remember someone posted a really detailed analytical essay about this and how it represents modern observations of sexual practices. Fucking hilarious

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[_] [?] HEY APRIL, DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK Anon 1434256 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] charmander 1434258 What the fuck am I watching?
>> [_] Anon 1434286 >># He turned into a penis,with a hand coming out of his penis.
>> [_] Anon 1434324 Couldn't help but smile at her riding down the stairs.
>> [_] Anon 1434332 NYAMNYAMMHHNYAYANAAAM
>> [_] Anon 1434334 this was horrifying
>> [_] Anon 1434341 splinter is hiding on the wrong side
>> [_] Anon 1434407 >>#
>> [_] Anon 1434416 I'm watching TMNT porn in one tab and a man being electricuted to death in another. I'm betting I'll be completely insane in another 3 or 4 years.
>> [_] Anon 1434515 >># IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>> [_] Anon 1434516 The stair part was the absolute best.
>> [_] TripfaggiestTripfagToEverTripAFag !!cexU6GgviU5 1434527 The best part for me was "Cum in my moooouuuuth!"

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1387350
>> [_] Anon 1387355 oh dear god the manly tears of joy
>> [_] Anon 1387374 wat
>> [_] Anon 1387392 DAT VAGINA UNZIP THING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>> [_] Anon 1387444 >># Of all the things wrong with this flash you choose THAT to complain about?
>> [_] Anon 1387469 inb4 CUM IN MAI MOUTH
>> [_] Anon 1387470 >dat ending

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[_] [H] Anon 1381115 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1381118 I made it all the way till krang showed up. after that I had to stop.
>> [_] Anon 1381119 what are YOU doing here ?
>> [_] Anon 1381120 Don't cut me no slack.. (gotta use that soon...)
>> [_] Anon 1381158 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>> [_] Anon 1381249 thanks. I've been looking for this one.
>> [_] Anon 1381252 who, in their right mind, would post this thing after the first time? It's a piece of shitty crappy shit wrapped in a bitch and should be burned, the ashes scattered on the creator's grave, then watered with piss and mixed thoroughly with the grave dirt. The grave should then be dug up, the contents also burned, the ashes mixed with terrorist camel shit, sealed in a lead container and tossed to the bottom of the sea! Okay, did I leave anything out? LULZ!

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1345001 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1345002 CUM IN MY MOUF
>> [_] hgfdhdfhdfhfrthrshrshrtshrfhrthsrhrhrshs rthrth gdfgdrgdfg 1345070 hrshrsthrthrsthsrthrsthrst
>> [_] Anon 1345093 my god such a good animation makes me very horny and happy
>> [_] Anon 1345095 What did I just watch
>> [_] Anon 1345109 Hey April, don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1345150 OH GOD MY EYES BURN WITH DELIGHT
>> [_] Anon 1345153 GREEN MUTANT DICK
>> [_] Anon 1345169 wow.. I haven't LOLed this hard in a long time...
>> [_] Anon 1345188 wasted potential
>> [_] Anon 1345194 I hate the internet some days...
>> [_] Kanrabat !!rEkSWzi2+mz 1345221 So many pixels it hurt.

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1312887 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1312891 I lost when they went down the stairs.
>> [_] Anon 1312900 My 6th grade self is 12 and wants to know what is this. My 32-year-old self (Holy fuck, it's been over 20 years since I found TMNT?!!) doesn't know whether to fap or get high.
>> [_] Anon 1312917 >whywouldyoudothis.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1312918 At least the ending is funny ^_^, but I want to unsee it...
>> [_] Anon 1312942 >># Me too. That was just to much..XD
>> [_] Anon 1313046 I always loose it at "Come in my mouth" that's just too much.
>> [_] Anon 1313099 when he sticks his nunchuk in her pooper i lost hahahaha

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1299597
>> [_] Anon 1299609 terrible
>> [_] Anon 1299614 Don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1299633 I warned your about stairs bro. I TOLD you dawg!
>> [_] Anon 1299655 I think I had a dream like this once.
>> [_] Anon 1299752 “Oh, Michelangelo! What are you doing here?” April O’Neill exclaims as she stands in the doorway of the Channel 6 newsroom. She takes four confident steps toward the teenage mutant ninja turtle. Before she reaches him, however, she is intercepted by Splinter, Michelangelo’s sensei. Smiling knowingly, the mutant ninja rat fondles the trip wire that he is holding. “Ohh,” April gasps as she drops to her knees with nothing to break her fall except Michelangelo’s seemingly androgynous genital area. Nothing can thwart Michelangelo’s throbbing turtlehood as it breaks through his turtle shell in an explosion of desire. It appears that Michelangelo is half-turtle, but all man. “Hey April, don’t cut me no slack,” Michelangelo murmurs. April eagerly complies.
>> [_] Anon 1299753 The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is, then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies unfold.
>> [_] Anon 1299782 cum in my moutch!!

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1288051 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1288098 my god this porn is so awful its awsome
>> [_] Anon 1288134 I started whutting at the stair scene. The whuts increased exponentially after that.
>> [_] Anon 1288172 Hey April, don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1288179 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1288193 Wut I don't even...
>> [_] Anon 1288194 ahahahaahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHaFFFFFHAHHAh
>> [_] Anon 1288195 since when do women have triangular zippers at their crotches?
>> [_] Anon 1288196 CUM IN MAI MOUUTTTHHHCCCC!!!
>> [_] Anon 1288208 I...there are no words...should have....sent a poet...
>> [_] Anon 1288240 I lose it every time they go down those stairs.
>> [_] Anon 1288248 >># >># I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!
>> [_] Anon 1288270 every time i see this, i wonder how she doesnt fucking see splinter. HE'S HIDING ON THE SAME SIDE SHE'S COMING FROM.
>> [_] Anon 1288272 Hey April, don't cut me no sl Hey April, Do'nt cut me no Hey Hey Hey Hey April, Hey April slack slack slack don't cut me no April. Do not tell me this is not one of the best pornos uve ever seen.

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[_] [H] Turtle Power Anon 1280475 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1280484 WHY AREN'T THERE ANY REPLIES YET
>> [_] Anon 1280491 Note that the rat's hiding on THE WRONG SIDE OF THAT PILLAR!
>> [_] Anon 1280492 >># Because these was already posted like back in 07 or even before that.
>> [_] Anonymons 1280521 hey april dont cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1280527 OMG IT SPINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1280540 lol ride the fuckin shell? went downhill from there though ..haha, get it? DOWN HILL? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1280634 http://scathedobsidian.livejournal.com/1 18880.html?thread=1224032

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[_] [H] Turtle power! Anon 1236471
>> [_] SAGE 1236474 this is such shit, why the fuck do you keep reposting it?
>> [_] Anon 1236475 CUM IN MY MOUTH
>> [_] Anon 1236477 Fucking hott, saved
>> [_] Anon 1236479 I have no idea what the fuck I just witnessed.
>> [_] Anon 1236482 hey April, dddddont cut me nnnnnno slack.
>> [_] Anon 1236483 >># faggot
>> [_] Anon 1236484 venus on the forehand is still a great track
>> [_] Anon 1236486 Someone wrote some Psychological BS about this one time, that was great. "When April rides Michelangelo down several flights of stairs, it is symbolic of his descent into the taboo" or some shit like that. I wish I'd screencapped it or something so I could post it.
>> [_] Anon 1236490 WATCH THE ENTIRE THING fucking hillarious
>> [_] Anon 1236528 CUM IN MY MOUTHTHAUHTEK
>> [_] Anon 1236580 tl;dr. use a lot more paragraphs
>> [_] Anon 1236582 “Oh, Michelangelo! What are you doing here?” April O’Neill exclaims as she stands in the doorway of the Channel 6 newsroom. She takes four confident steps toward the teenage mutant ninja turtle. Before she reaches him, however, she is intercepted by Splinter, Michelangelo’s sensei. Smiling knowingly, the mutant ninja rat fondles the trip wire that he is holding. “Ohh,” April gasps as she drops to her knees with nothing to break her fall except Michelangelo’s seemingly androgynous genital area. Nothing can thwart Michelangelo’s throbbing turtlehood as it breaks through his turtle shell in an explosion of desire. It appears that Michelangelo is half-turtle, but all man. “Hey April, don’t cut me no slack,” Michelangelo murmurs. April eagerly complies.
>> [_] Anon 1236585 The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is, then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies unfold.
>> [_] Anon 1236586 “The TMNTijuana Bibles” is a classic tale of sex, betrayal and a voyeuristic boss who turns into a giant penis. I must admit that I’m kind of surprised at Michelangelo, however. I mean it’s OBVIOUS in the first movie that April has a thing for Raphael, not to mention that whole Casey Jones fiasco. I know Mike’s supposed to be “the party dude,” but he’s screwing two friends over. Well, I guess three if you count April. Also, the art was very well done, for something that totally destroyed a sizeable chunk of happy childhood memories. And I haven’t exactly been studying up on my mutant reptile reproductive physiology lately, but it appeared to work out well for them.
>> [_] Anon 1236602 What the fuck am I watching? Any oldfags still here? Whats the haps???
>> [_] Anon 1236614 holy DONGS WHAT IS THIS PILE A CRAP he just turned into a ernomous dick from spanking his monkey
>> [_] Anon 1236628 >># .....a monkey? Seriously?
>> [_] oldfag 1236681 FANFICTION

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[_] [H] Anon 1227687 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1227698 >># here, this is the one. THANKS ANON [+1 Internet]
>> [_] Anon 1227707 cum in mi meoth
>> [_] Anon 1227720 WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN...
>> [_] Anon 1227726 everytime i see this, i always wonder WHY THE FUCK SPLINTER IS HIDING ON THE SIDE OF THE PILLAR SHE IS ON
>> [_] Anon 1227770 don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1227813 LULZ
>> [_] Anon 1227844 Turtle power dudes.
>> [_] Anon 1227868 haha, was that mikes first boner ever or does he regen his shell afterwards.

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[_] [H] TURTLE POWER Anon 1200690 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1200702 this was the most hilariously bad thing i've ever seen
>> [_] Anon 1200759 lol wtf
>> [_] Anon 1200763 THAT NUNCHUCKU
>> [_] Anon 1200766 hey april dont cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 1200784 i lol'd.
>> [_] Ren !qBlG.j6noM 1200788 CUM IN MY MOUUUUUTH HRUMF HURMS SMUSD
>> [_] Anon 1200823 No bra or panties, Dirty bish..me no like. >.<
>> [_] a Anon 1200846 LOL!
>> [_] Anon 1200850 lol wtf is this shit
>> [_] Anon 1200864 I lol'd so hard at the nunchuk in the ass.
>> [_] Anon 1200866 that's not how sex works

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[_] [H] Anon 1179256 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1179265 best soundtrack ever
>> [_] Anon 1179277 hey april, don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1179281 Ow, my brain...
>> [_] That Infamous GM 1179283 Most hilarious flash I've seen in months :3
>> [_] Anon 1179286 Hey April, don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1179300 mum - venus on the forehand
>> [_] Anon 1179314 Class.
>> [_] Anon 1179315 WUT
>> [_] Anon 1179316 what is this, I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1179319 cum in mi mowth
>> [_] Anon 1179321 I lol'd
>> [_] Anon 1179322 >># Cum in my meowth
>> [_] Anon 1179364 pfff what a crap
>> [_] Anon 1179367 AHAHA and it pops out through his shell, breaking it.
>> [_] Vysard !!yvb1hsEEBLP 1179370 I'm glad she had a zippered pouch section for her vagina.
>> [_] Anon 1179389 Convenient pussy flap, fucking while riding down the stairs...and a man turns into a penis after he cums purple. Excellent.
>> [_] Anon 1179390 OMG! Best thing I've seen all day! LMAO!
>> [_] Anon 1179436 aw yea gurl
>> [_] Anon 1179438 lawl to the tenth power
>> [_] Anon 1179447 HOW THE FUCK IS SPLINTER HIDING ON THAT SIDE OF THE PILLAR WHAT THE SHIT
>> [_] + 1179479 >># >># This and more. Wut.
>> [_] Anon 1179543 Internet required reading
>> [_] Anon 1179552 It was kind of hot at first but kept getting crazier and crazier
>> [_] Anon 1179559 Bust a Nut.. In Krang's Mouth
>> [_] Anon 1179565 I fucking lost it when they were going down the stairs!

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[_] [?] DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK Anon 1110568 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1110573 Holy SHIT! nice music.
>> [_] Anon 1110576 wat wat. wat!
>> [_] Anon 1110578 Makes me want to play some ninja turtles but since I don't have anything to do with ninja turtles I'm going yo have to substitute with video games that take place in New York City. 1. Spider-Man 2. Spider-Man 2 3. Ultimate Spider-Man 4. True Crime: New York City 5. X-Men Legends 6. Possibly Dead to Rights And I have all of these on the Gamecube. =P
>> [_] Anon 1110587 This is clearly TMHT
>> [_] Anon 1110596 The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is, then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies unfold.
>> [_] Anon 1110601 >># I Died...
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1110604 >># This deserves standing ovation.
>> [_] Anon 1110607 >># You made me feel... horrible. In impossible ways... or so I thought.
>> [_] Anon 1110619 still love this vid. it was the first /34/ i saw when i was a kid on the net, in a old .qt video
>> [_] Anon 1110621 >># haha very good. i bet you are taking some course in you studies about that right now
>> [_] Anon 1110630 >># *Applause*
>> [_] Anon 1110668 >># >># >># >># It's a copypasta, shit gets posted every time this comes up.
>> [_] Anon 1110726 >># wat
>> [_] Anon 1110745 >># :C for real? *checks* aha! according to http://swfchan.net/9/43147.shtml?TMNTNET 2.swf that thing was only posted once before, the last time this was posted. it's probably the same guy that wrote it the first time, so even if its not original it still deserves him credit and even if it would be copypasta somebody thought of it sometime =P
>> [_] Anon 1110785 Internet require reading material

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[_] [?] Anon 1095557 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1095561 THE FUCK!?
>> [_] Anon 1095572 went from bad to OH GOD WHY?
>> [_] Anon 1095574 FUCKIN LUL'D
>> [_] Anon 1095575 Internet required reading. Classic.
>> [_] Anon 1095580 i lost it at the stairs
>> [_] ididabarrelroll 1095582 I've seen this a million fukkin' times and I still don't know what the fuck it is.
>> [_] Anon 1095653 I am 12 and what is this
>> [_] truth 1095657 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1095675 >># that was a classy segment
>> [_] Turtle Plower? Anon 1095690 fuck off, OP
>> [_] Anon 1095693 The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is, then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies unfold.
>> [_] Anon 1095695 I... I... Don't know how to reply to this.
>> [_] Anon 1095699 god the internal view was so hot I came tears and blood
>> [_] Anon 1095714 hey, april, don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 1095737 WUT
>> [_] Anon 1095748 >># this
>> [_] Anon 1095754 >># BAAAAHAHWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ok man
>> [_] Anon 1095761 >># ...........I love you.
>> [_] Anon 1095762 first the nunchucks then the stairs! I loled.
>> [_] Anon 1095788 Lol, that was hilarious!
>> [_] Anon 1095796 HEY APRIL DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] Anon 1095798 I don't know what's funnier, the fact his dick litterally busts through his under plating, or that his dick has underplating of it's own
>> [_] Anon 1095832 CUM IN MY MOUTH!!!

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[_] [H] Don't cut me no slack Anon 1079608 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1079611 this is almost as bad as MAAAAAARRRRRGEEEEEE
>> [_] Anon 1079622 I want to parse something out of this, to quote something. But I can't quote the entire piece, every element is in itself quality
>> [_] Anon 1079625 Masterpiece.
>> [_] Anon 1079643 What is this I don't even
>> [_] Anon 1079646 just when i thought i saw it all
>> [_] Anon 1079657 WHAT
>> [_] Anon 1079665 I came in my pants at the nun-chaku....
>> [_] Anon 1079690 who the shit has pants like that
>> [_] G-Man 1079706 WTF, and WTF was the riding down the stairs part
>> [_] Anon 1079710 Fucking Lol at the riding shell part
>> [_] Anon 1079717 Funny every time I see it.
>> [_] Anon 1079737 I love that I got the album this music comes from before I saw this for the first time.
>> [_] Anon 1079751 This is the best flash on /f/.
>> [_] Anon 1079753 Best flash ever posted here.
>> [_] Anon 1079785 music absolutely makes this vid

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[_] [H] Anon 983987 Turtle power! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 983997 well that went downhill fast.
>> [_] Anon 984042 HEY APRIL, DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK.
>> [_] Anon 984050 >># What you meant to say was that it just keeps getting better. I agree.
>> [_] Anon 984055 What the fuck.
>> [_] Anon 984061 Wat.
>> [_] Anon 984071 Fapping so hard right now....
>> [_] Anon 984075 ZIP
>> [_] Anon 984109 Splinter is still hiding on the wrong side of the pillar.
>> [_] Anon 984135 rofl >>#
>> [_] Anon 984141 DID NOT WANT
>> [_] Anon 984172 >># >># Oh. My god.
>> [_] Anon 984175 the fucking music, man hahah
>> [_] Anon 984182 lol stairs.
>> [_] Anon 984184 lol shell breaking cock
>> [_] Anon 984185 WTF. nunchucks in the butt
>> [_] Anon 984186 oh god. I've never lol'd so much while going WTF at the same time. krang and the end part were the best lol.
>> [_] Anon 984190 feels good bro

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[_] [H] Hentai?? NSFW.. also /r/ inside Anon 976657 Anyone know why this shit happens? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBWqC2Lcc 1k ignore my other video :3c
>> [_] Anon 976661 Holy shit, 4 minutes of laughing, kudos my good sir.
>> [_] Anon 976662 I have never laughed so hard
>> [_] Anon 976671 HAHAHAHA Wtf? Shit's full of lol.
>> [_] Anon 976677 older than the internet samefag here
>> [_] NekoMimiChan 976729 I wet my pants laughing :3
>> [_] Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor 8.1 976780 buahahaha, sledding down the stairs was the best part.
>> [_] Anon 976792 I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
>> [_] Anon 976817 laughing and barfing at the same time childhood memories destroyed that's the true spirit of 4chan
>> [_] Anon 976824 Hey April, don't cut me no slack

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[_] [H] Anon 964273 Hey April, don't cut me no slack. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 964288 the...hell I was waiting for a hood or a redirect but fuck, actual TMNT porn? I nostalgia'd all over my keyboard.
>> [_] Anon 964289 oh no no no no no....
>> [_] Anon 964300 master splinter was hiding in plain sight
>> [_] Anon 964301 lol the stairs
>> [_] Foxboy 964305 Oh HELL!
>> [_] Anon 964316 T_T
>> [_] Anon 964320 My childhood T_T
>> [_] Anon 964372 So good. laughed my arse off, this made my day
>> [_] Anon 964385 I... just what? ahhhhh
>> [_] Anon 964409 That was the fucking best, man. Feels good.
>> [_] Anon 964416 WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>> [_] Anon 964417 My childhood has never been raped so hilariously before. Kudos.
>> [_] Anon 964425 The nunchucks up the ass are the best part.
>> [_] Anon 964441 old /f/...hilarious /f/
>> [_] Anon 964446 So without actually watching any of it, this music is awesome.
>> [_] Anon 964447 >># same poster as this. I just looked at it briefly and it was: >># That was hilarious.
>> [_] Anon 964451 what is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 964453 At first, I was like D: Then I was :O Now I'm x_X
>> [_] Anon 964455 *dick breaks out of shell* lolwut?
>> [_] Anon 964462 Fuck, I knew what this was going to be before I opened it and I don't give a fuck it's so AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 964463 Wow... I'm not going to lie, that's really kinda fucked up. Wow...
>> [_] Anon 964464 How have none of you seen this before? Sure is newfag today.
>> [_] Anon 964467 motherfucking vernon what the fucking fuck god damn i love this so much no matter how old it is
>> [_] Anon 964491 lmfao at the stairs vibration part.
>> [_] Fred Dawes !wXBCLb7Cpw 964516 I came. Again.
>> [_] Anon 964530 FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK GIRL
>> [_] Anon 964532 >># why was my first thought "turtle penis don't work like that!"

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[_] [H] Anon 883352 Hey April, don't cut me no slack. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 883373 oh god someone make a .gif of april riding the shell down the stairs
>> [_] roflcopter 883380 Wow, that went in a different direction all of a sudden.
>> [_] Anon 883393 Dear God, where did you find this gold?
>> [_] Anon 883474 BRILLIANT!!
>> [_] sage 883511 Oh God, that part with Krang...
>> [_] Glaciod !!FIKs9rk6k0M 883517 >># LOL! Seriously....this is old but what in the sweet fuck?
>> [_] Anon 883560 Internet.
>> [_] sage Anon 883587 OH GOD WHY
>> [_] Anon 883602 >># Sage goes in the email field, dumbass. And why would you sage this nugget of gold? Cut him some slack.
>> [_] Anon 883636 better quality version is on jj.am

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[_] [H] Anon 876585 Cowabunga Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 876595 what the fuck did i just see........
>> [_] Anon 876597 Hey April, don't cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 876598 >># your childhood being raped
>> [_] Anon 876600 never fails to make me lol
>> [_] Anon 876601 It wasn't really as funny as I was hoping for, I didn't have any really good lawls on it, until she started riding him down the fucking stairs. I fucking laughed my ass off. Also, something I've never understood: Why don't their shells connect along the sides? That doesn't make any sense, turtles shells connect all the way! It looks like it would be a really bad weak spot in a fight.
>> [_] Anon 876607 Is it odd that i find this hot?
>> [_] Anon 876631 >># It's normal, trust me. In a sick sort of way. You sick fuck.
>> [_] Arne 876638 ITT: People who laugh while fapping
>> [_] Anon 876654 I CAME BUCKEEEEEEETS!
>> [_] Anon 876659 lol, the stairs
>> [_] Anon 876678 i lol'd so hard that i came out my nose
>> [_] Anon 876682 ... i lol'd hard
>> [_] Anon 876683 stair riding. fucking briliant
>> [_] Anon 876706 wat
>> [_] Anon 876739 awesome. Lol at nunchuckas in the ass.
>> [_] Anon 876740 Splinter was hiding on the wrong side of the pillar.
>> [_] Anon 876745 how did she not see that guy?
>> [_] Anon 876755 this was one of the first vids i saw on the net
>> [_] Anon 876757 This is the first time I have seen this video. [AWESOME FUNNY]
>> [_] Anon 876761 >># ¯\(ºдಠ)/¯
>> [_] Anon 876778 I came a brick
>> [_] Anon 876779 wat 01/14/09 Internets is over. I've seen everthing.
>> [_] Anon 876783 Venus on forehead is the name of the song.
>> [_] Anon 876837 RoFl
>> [_] Anon 876852 made me lol

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[_] [H] Turtles porn Anon 870005 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 870013 My eyes... MY FUCKING EYES, WHY, WHYYYYYY??????!!!!!!!! Oh, and happy new year.
>> [_] Anon 870018 Don't cut me no slack!
>> [_] Anon 870020 Most hilarious porn I've seen in some time. Thanks
>> [_] Anon 870025 CUM IN MY MOUUUUUUUUTH!!
>> [_] Anon 870030 HEY APRIL DONT CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] Anon 870034 Oh, wow. just wow.
>> [_] Anon 870039 WE'Z GUNA MAIK EET NICE AN ORKY
>> [_] Anon 870055 I CAME BUCKETS
>> [_] Anon 870078 older than the internet
>> [_] Anon 870084 Turtle penis doesn't work that way
>> [_] Anon 870091 >># it does now
>> [_] Anon 870100 Is this battletoads?
>> [_] NaziKitty 870103 Okay, what was with the stairs?
>> [_] Crucifox !qdPOuI.O/6 870106 I lol'd when she rode his shell down the stairs, TURNED THE CORNER LIKE THAT, and rode him down more stairs
>> [_] Anon 870127 what is this I don't even
>> [_] Anon 870156 Hahahahaha, her ass was swinging his chucks.
>> [_] Anon 870193 i fucking lold
>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 870223 EPIC FLASH
>> [_] Anon 870268 DONT CUT ME NO SLACK!!!
>> [_] Anon 870278 This is so horrible oh my god what is this I don't even ...Need GIF of them going down stairs. Also, CUM IN MY MOUFFFF

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[_] [H] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Anon 859607 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 859610 DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] Anon 859618 LOL WUT
>> [_] Anon 859622 OMG THE ENDING
>> [_] Anon 859624 CUM IN MY MUOOOUOUOUOUOFFFF
>> [_] Anon 859626 I need a fucking GIF of them fucking down the stairs
>> [_] Anon 859629 *slow clap*
>> [_] Anon 859642 I'm... not sure if want. wut?
>> [_] Anon 859652 oh rule 34 on TMNT
>> [_] Anon 859655 now this is just silly
>> [_] Anon 859659 OMFG ROLLING UP ThE StAIRS WTF
>> [_] Anon 859682 WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT
>> [_] claycorn 859684 hey april no cut me no slack
>> [_] Anon 859687 I have never laughed as hard at something on /f/ until now. Thank you sir.
>> [_] Anon 859689 what is this i dont even
>> [_] Anon 859694 http://www.janicak.com/
>> [_] Anon 859695 This is legendary.
>> [_] Anon 859697 I am in awe.
>> [_] Anon 859710 The whole Krang thing at the end both confused me, and disturbed me greatly.
>> [_] Anon 859720 >># PLEASE DO AS HE SAYS PERFECT IDEA.
>> [_] Anon 859733 I love how April has a dedicated vagina zipper; Very classy.
>> [_] Anon 859750 What...the...shit?
>> [_] Anon 859751 DONT CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] age age 859762 age in every field
>> [_] Anon 859766 EPIC
>> [_] Anon 859768 How did this get here i not good with computer
>> [_] Anon 859774 my childhood is now ruined, thank you.
>> [_] Anon 859776 a classic
>> [_] Anon 859785 HEY APRIL DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] Anon 859787 HELICOPTER ASSCHUCKS. FUND IT.
>> [_] Anon 859804 DONT CUT ME NO SLACK
>> [_] Anon 859824 nothing on 4chan has surprised me but this. holy fuck.
>> [_] Anon 859827 That was the funniest thing I'd seen in ages. I thought it was just a really bad rule 34 on TMNT until they started fucking down the stairs. I bust up laughing then and kept doing so until the end. Great build-up.
>> [_] Anon 859836 when she rode michelangelo down the stairs i fucking lol'd
>> [_] Otsuko !zn6obdUsOA 859839 WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. I DONT EVEN KNOW
>> [_] Anon 859852 Fucking Krang.
>> [_] Anon 859853 The music is win
>> [_] Anon 859855 Very funny, thanks.
>> [_] Anon 859888 Krraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang! !!!
>> [_] Anon 859898 >># My childhood is now enhanced, thank you
>> [_] Anon 859968 The trick to seduction was trip wires all along.

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[_] [H] Don't cut me no slack. Anon 842508 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 842511 wow that was awesome. Lol'd hard at the stairs
>> [_] Anon 842512 oh michealangelo what are you doing here? oh! mmmmmmmmmmm
>> [_] Anon 842513 just like a real turtle, his dick cracks his shell!
>> [_] Anon 842525 still love this one. found it as a kid (never fapped to it though). i didnt understand the ending when i was little, but now after a few years of browsing 4chan i finally understand
>> [_] Anon 842527 My childhood, you motherfucker
>> [_] Anon 842535 ... WHAT!?
>> [_] Anon 842536 >># Either underage b& or this must be insanely old.
>> [_] Anon 842543 >># i'm 23 now and think i was maybe 15 when i first saw this. don't remember
>> [_] Anon 842549 Oh god the NUNCHUCK!
>> [_] Anon 842562 I'd never seen this as a kid, but I do remember seeing an animated gif of April riding Michealangelo down the stairs. Every kid wanted to do April though. Could have done without Krang finishing the job though. >_<
>> [_] Anon 842565 "DON'T CUT ME NO SLACK." Quote FTW
>> [_] Anon 842567 I lol'd at splinters face
>> [_] Anon 842569 Cartoons, where tripping someone makes them want to give a mutant turtle head.
>> [_] Anon 842570 >># Liar Liar Pants on fire :>
>> [_] Anon 842572 >># no mam >># hah yes >># "These turtle boys don't cut him no slack" does that mean they don't cut out a piece of pizza for him? my english is a little gray when it comes to that expression
>> [_] Anon 842578 Wow.
>> [_] Anon 842581 Splinter's face is priceless
>> [_] Anon 842582 Okay, I can accept most of this, but why did the guy at the end turn into a giant dick?
>> [_] Anon 842583 it's hot till the stairs. then it goes stupid and insane.
>> [_] ass fan 842584 april and michelangelo do a porno
>> [_] Anon 842585 hmm
>> [_] Anon 842592 Why did this makes me lol' d so hard ?
>> [_] Anon 842605 In the near future, a warehouse is found. The air smells heavily of urine, feces, and ink. There are dozens of disheveled artists shackled to their desks; some dying, some dead. The slaves that could still speak could mutter only two words....."TURTLES FUCKING"........ Yup, that's how it'll happen.
>> [_] Anon 842613 >># I think it's back from around 2002, pretty sure the guy who originally made it was from Something Awful and it was is senior animation thesis or whatever. There is a high res video of it somewhere on the web.
>> [_] Anon 842654 >># >slack is more or less 'free room' to mess up(usually like on a power cord, if its too long youll have excess slack). so to say 'dont cut me no slack' means dont go easy on me, give me what youo got basically. saying someone gets no slack means they dont ever have a easy moment or chance to relax/mess up.
>> [_] Sonyfag !!f7HsEh9TX7u 842678 .....That was....kind of....hot.....
>> [_] Anon 842788 >># >senior animation thesis lolwat?
>> [_] Anon 842792 >># thanks for the explanation, i'll remember that

Unrecognized thread format. File :[TMNTNET2.swf] - (6.01 MB) [_] [?] Don't cut me no slack. Anon 833696 >> [_] Anon 833716 wat >> [_] Anon 833718 sage >> [_] Anon 833729 >># Yah, sage. >> [_] Anon 833761 awesome >> [_] Anon 833766 Only the table looked correct >> [_] Namefag 833770 There are no words to describe what I am feeling. >> [_] Anon 833781 radioactive-dick? >> [_] Anon 833783 I don't think i ever lol'd so much at "hentai" >> [_] Anon 833799 my fucking childhood fuck you anon fuck you >> [_] Anon 833819 Fucking lol'd hard, especially at the stairs part. >> [_] Anon 833826 What? Master Splinter doesn't get any? >> [_] Anon 833833 I see what you did thar >> [_] Anon 833899 Did... Did Splinter just AwesomeFace.gif? >> [_] !SLaaNeSHsw 833902 Heh. I converted this from a .mov to .avi, then to .swf. Just wouldn't let me upload the fucking thing to 4chan, so I uploaded it to 7chan first. Nice to see it spread appropriately. >> [_] Anon 833911 lolz >> [_] Anon 833912 xD That was fucking hilarious... And practical. >> [_] Anon 833920 does thinking of that damn nunchaku as meatspin make me gay?

/> File: TMNTNET2.swf-(6.01MB, 320x240) [IMG][_] !SLaaNeSHsw 2237 [IMG] Don't cut me no slack.
>> [_] Anon 2241 shit sucked
>> [_] Anon 2242 Oh god...I lold hard.
>> [_] Anon 2244 fucking lol at the stairs part
>> [_] Anon 2296 This was an educational experience and i feel i have learned a lot about the mating habits of turtles thank you.
>> [_] Anon 2299 That was amazing.
>> [_] Anon 2832 hahaha i remember stumbling on this clip back in the days when i was a kid, i lol'd at it back then too. but i saved it anyway and rared it password protected to keep it safe from my parents :3 or maybe i just hid it among the family photos, shit it might still be there i better go che
>> [_] Anon 3140 when krang said "cum in my mouth" i lol'd so hard....
>> [_] Anon 3266 ow. I think he broke something when that popped out at the beginning. [Return]