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[_] [H] Turtle power! Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)14:56 No.

>> [_] SAGE 04/14/10(Wed)14:59 No.

  this is such shit, why the fuck do you keep reposting it?

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)14:59 No.

  CUM IN MY MOUTH

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:00 No.

  Fucking hott, saved

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:02 No.

  I have no idea what the fuck I just witnessed.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:04 No.

  hey April, dddddont cut me nnnnnno slack.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:06 No.

  >>1236474

  faggot

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:06 No.

  venus on the forehand is still a great track

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:08 No.

  Someone wrote some Psychological BS about this one time, that was great.
  "When April rides Michelangelo down several flights of stairs, it is symbolic of his descent into
  the taboo" or some shit like that.

  I wish I'd screencapped it or something so I could post it.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)15:13 No.

  WATCH THE ENTIRE THING
  fucking hillarious

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)17:13 No.

  CUM IN MY MOUTHTHAUHTEK

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:14 No.

  tl;dr.

  use a lot more paragraphs

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:15 No.

  “Oh, Michelangelo! What are you doing here?” April O’Neill exclaims as she stands in the doorway
  of the Channel 6 newsroom. She takes four confident steps toward the teenage mutant ninja turtle.
  Before she reaches him, however, she is intercepted by Splinter, Michelangelo’s sensei. Smiling
  knowingly, the mutant ninja rat fondles the trip wire that he is holding. “Ohh,” April gasps as
  she drops to her knees with nothing to break her fall except Michelangelo’s seemingly androgynous
  genital area. Nothing can thwart Michelangelo’s throbbing turtlehood as it breaks through his
  turtle shell in an explosion of desire. It appears that Michelangelo is half-turtle, but all man.
  “Hey April, don’t cut me no slack,” Michelangelo murmurs. April eagerly complies.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:16 No.

  The sequence in which April quite literally rides Michelangelo down a series of stairs is no
  doubt symbolic of their descent into sexual deviance. The damp, cavernous subterranean lair into
  which they finally arrive is evocative of the darkness and secrecy of their Freudian
  subconscious. Interestingly, at this point April disappears without a trace, and is replaced by
  Krang, one of the Ninja Turtles’ most hated archenemies. The homoerotic sequence that ensues is,
  then, a double taboo, exploring both the issues of male-male eroticism as well as challenging the
  stereotypical roles of good and evil. This delicately handled glimpse into the subconscious
  fantasies of Michelangelo is made even more powerful by the presence of the enormous, one-eyed
  Technodrome that watches voyeuristically from the shadows—a monstrous and appropriately jarring
  manifestation of the voyeurism of the audience that looks on as Michelangelo’s deepest fantasies
  unfold.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:17 No.

  “The TMNTijuana Bibles” is a classic tale of sex, betrayal and a voyeuristic boss who turns into
  a giant penis. I must admit that I’m kind of surprised at Michelangelo, however. I mean it’s
  OBVIOUS in the first movie that April has a thing for Raphael, not to mention that whole Casey
  Jones fiasco. I know Mike’s supposed to be “the party dude,” but he’s screwing two friends over.
  Well, I guess three if you count April. Also, the art was very well done, for something that
  totally destroyed a sizeable chunk of happy childhood memories. And I haven’t exactly been
  studying up on my mutant reptile reproductive physiology lately, but it appeared to work out well
  for them.

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:42 No.

  What the fuck am I watching?

  Any oldfags still here?

  Whats the haps???

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)19:58 No.

  holy DONGS WHAT IS THIS PILE A CRAP
  he just turned into a ernomous dick from spanking his monkey

>> [_] Anonymous 04/14/10(Wed)20:22 No.

  >>1236614
  .....a monkey? Seriously?

>> [_] oldfag 04/14/10(Wed)22:09 No.

  FANFICTION