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[_] [?] /r/ Pirates! Anon 1619060 It seems as if the largest concentration of pirates on the internet is here on 4chan, so I would like to use this chance to send this message around! We should make Friday Pastafriday, because every Friday is a religious holiday in Pastafarianism!
>> [_] Anon 1619064 hell yeah
>> [_] Anon 1619078 I lol'd. Definitely doing this shit
>> [_] Anon 1619081 >pastafarianism Pastafarianism is a joke. It is a joke amongst jokes. It is a religion for normal people with normal problems and normal stories. If you want a REAL fake promise, pick up the Principia Discordia or the Book of the SubGenius.
>> [_] Anon 1619083 >># Any religion can be considered a joke. Just as any religion can be considered legitimate. Pastafarianism is just as much a religion as any other, so deal with it boy.
>> [_] Anon 1619088 >># Of course it's not a real religion. You can BUY a copy of the Principia Discordia. If he weren't in a box in the ground you could send money to Malaclypse the Younger. You can donate to the Church of the SubGenius. What kind of a religion doesn't take your fucking money? No, fuck that. This is a philosophy at best.
>> [_] Anon 1619090 >># A religion that does not take your fucking money is a religion that does not take your fucking money. Pretty redundant question, wouldn't you say? Anyways, you CAN donate to pastafarianism,, but you don't need to. Now are you going to stop arguing over useless things and do this or what?
>> [_] Anon 1619096 >># Clearly you are deluded, sir, and I will have none of this. I mean, you get what you pay for, and I'm PRETTY SURE I won't escape an eternity of damnation for free. Hell, the Church of the SubGenius has a money-back guarantee on THEIR salvation.
>> [_] Anon 1619100 >># Say what you will, but the flying spaghetti monster has beer volcanoes. You're missing out!
>> [_] Anon 1619103 >># dude you forgot the stripper factory
>> [_] Anon 1619105 >># All the more reason to join!
>> [_] Anon 1619108 Really good introductory guide! >That feel when you're a pastafarian but don't like sex or alcohol >That feel is foreveralone.jpeg
>> [_] Anon 1619123 >># Pastafarian heaven also includes, but is not limited to, fancy diners with cheap stand up comedy and pictures of cats.
>> [_] Anon 1619136 WINRAR!
>> [_] Anon 1619137 >># You can also buy The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What's your point?
>> [_] Anon 1619148 >># >># I need to get that book!
>> [_] Anon 1619154 >># I believe it's called the Pasta Bijbel
>> [_] Anon 1619183 Lot of samefagging going on in here...

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[_] [?] Got pasta? fire 857361
>> [_] Anon 857420 lamen
>> [_] Anon 857484 Another attempt by the Devil to turn men from the real truth by catering toward the sarcastic cynicism of atheists.