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[_] [?] /r/ Pirates! Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:10 No.1619060
It seems as if the largest concentration of pirates on the internet is here on 4chan, so I would
like to use this chance to send this message around!
We should make Friday Pastafriday, because every Friday is a religious holiday in Pastafarianism!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:16 No.1619064
hell yeah
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:41 No.1619078
I lol'd. Definitely doing this shit
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:45 No.1619081
>pastafarianism
Pastafarianism is a joke. It is a joke amongst jokes. It is a religion for normal people with
normal problems and normal stories. If you want a REAL fake promise, pick up the Principia
Discordia or the Book of the SubGenius.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:49 No.1619083
>>1619081
Any religion can be considered a joke. Just as any religion can be considered legitimate.
Pastafarianism is just as much a religion as any other, so deal with it boy.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:54 No.1619088
>>1619083
Of course it's not a real religion. You can BUY a copy of the Principia Discordia. If he weren't
in a box in the ground you could send money to Malaclypse the Younger. You can donate to the
Church of the SubGenius.
What kind of a religion doesn't take your fucking money? No, fuck that. This is a philosophy at
best.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)21:57 No.1619090
>>1619088
A religion that does not take your fucking money is a religion that does not take your fucking
money. Pretty redundant question, wouldn't you say?
Anyways, you CAN donate to pastafarianism,, but you don't need to.
Now are you going to stop arguing over useless things and do this or what?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:03 No.1619096
>>1619090
Clearly you are deluded, sir, and I will have none of this.
I mean, you get what you pay for, and I'm PRETTY SURE I won't escape an eternity of damnation for
free. Hell, the Church of the SubGenius has a money-back guarantee on THEIR salvation.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:09 No.1619100
>>1619096
Say what you will, but the flying spaghetti monster has beer volcanoes. You're missing out!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:11 No.1619103
>>1619100
dude you forgot the stripper factory
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:14 No.1619105
>>1619103
All the more reason to join!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:19 No.1619108
Really good introductory guide!
>That feel when you're a pastafarian but don't like sex or alcohol
>That feel is foreveralone.jpeg
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:33 No.1619123
>>1619108
Pastafarian heaven also includes, but is not limited to, fancy diners with cheap stand up comedy
and pictures of cats.
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:53 No.1619136
WINRAR!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)22:55 No.1619137
>>1619088
You can also buy The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What's your point?
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:30 No.1619148
>>1619108
>>1619137
I need to get that book!
>> [_] Anonymous 02/13/12(Mon)23:45 No.1619154
>>1619148
I believe it's called the Pasta Bijbel
>> [_] Anonymous 02/14/12(Tue)00:29 No.1619183
Lot of samefagging going on in here...
