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[_] Anon 3396778
>> [_] Anon 3396836 complete

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[_] Anon 3387753
>> [_] Anon 3387819 This game is one of the sweet wholesome melancholic reasons why I love internet

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[_] Anon 3386287 there now theres something to look at besides popes Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3386377 >that empty feeling after finishing a game

File: burn_the_rope_2.swf-(1.9 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] fixed Anon 3380080 fuck >>#
>> [_] Anon 3380097 I like it
>> [_] Anon 3380099 >># fuck you too buddy
>> [_] Anon 3380135 >># delete yrself newfag
>> [_] Anon 3380161 says i cant hurt him with my weapons yet his hp goes down when i hit him. even if he recovers i still hurt him never noticed that there was a fourth point in the right-click menu before

/ > /gg/ > Thread 6638 Age: 14.12d Health: 88% Posters: 2 Posts: 2 Replies: 1 Files: 1+2
>> Anon 17726 The existing copies on swfchan seem corrupt, so uploading a copy from NG. [IMG] YouHaveToBurnTheRope.swf (1.91 MiB) 700x500, Compressed. 4 frames, 30 fps (00:00). Ver9, AS3. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Yes. Audio: Yes. Video: [find in archive]
>> Horsie 17729 Maybe all those voices saying nowadays the games are too short were all playing this game. But the ending music is cool.

File: burn_the_rope.swf-(1.9 MB, 700x500, Game)
[_] burn it Anon 2592083
>> [_] Anon 2592094 best credits song ever
>> [_] Anon 2592152 classic flash is classic haven't seen this one in forever
>> [_] Anon 2592156 >># how do you beat the boss? The axes do nothing
>> [_] Anon 2592160 I managed to beat him only with axes, isn't that hard actually
>> [_] Anon 2592168 Right click >4. Also you can't really die
>> [_] Anon 2592169 Those were the simpler times.
>> [_] Anon 2592171 Well, delivers what it promises.

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[_] Anon 2548901
>> [_] Anon 2548957 >># erhmagerd a rerp.
>> [_] Anon 2548973 wat
>> [_] Anon 2549025 >># welcome to the internet
>> [_] Anon 2549033 >modern game industry.swf
>> [_] Anon 2549050 2deep4me
>> [_] Anon 2549062 >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Video_game s_as_an_art_form Not even once
>> [_] Anon 2549068 10/10 -IGN Like Skyrim, but with fire -Gamespot I cri evrytiem -Kotaku
>> [_] Anon 2549071 >rightclick >4. also, you can't really die ok that caught me off guard
>> [_] Anon 2549072 "how are you gonna spend the rest of your day?" well, first im going to: 1. post 2. try not to cry 3. cry
>> [_] Anon 2549076 you may not be able to die, but i definitely got game over 3-4 times now. i just cant figure out how this fucking rope thing works....this huge fucking nigger cube keeps eating my fedora. -feminist frequency

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[_] Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke 2072146
>> [_] Anon 2072166 man this game fucking sucked also your name is dildos please go to another board. you have failed here
>> [_] Anon 2072168 fucking platform games. arranged so there's a two-pixel-wide window and if you miss it, you have to start again.
>> [_] Anon 2072185 Yeah, this was trash

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[_] I always forget what I have to do in this game Anon 1751479
>> [_] Anon 1751481 because your mother sucks cocks in hell, you faithless slime
>> [_] Anon 1751492 PROTIP: To defeat the monster, chuck axes at it until it dies.
>> [_] Anon 1751592 the game was too hard

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[_] [G] anonymouse 1642325 classic game is classic
>> [_] Anon 1642350 Is that Flight of the Conchords?
>> [_] Anon 1642351 is this making fun of portal? You know, the song at the end and being it's so short and stuff.... just thinkin
>> [_] Anon 1642354 >># I think it's making fun of modern video games which make weak points etc. exceedingly obvious.
>> [_] ozzi‮asdfgh 1642358 wow this game is so hard! wow!
>> [_] Anon 1642367 The ending for this game is more satisfying than most.
>> [_] Anon 1642434 This is too difficult a game. 9/10 IGN
>> [_] Anon 1642447 WHY CAN'T I WIN THIS GAME??? THE ROPE IS A LIE!
>> [_] Anon 1642449 The ending credits are better than the whole damn game. Which was epic.

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[_] [G] Anon 1583573 whats with all the christfag shit?
>> [_] Anon 1583641 I appreciate the low pressure
>> [_] Anon 1583679 >># np.
>> [_] Anon 1583692 >># I know I was wondering the same thing.
>> [_] Anon 1583693 cont.>># So I went to CP.com to go check the news. And now I am a devout christian fag now.
>> [_] Anon 1583695 DUDE HOW U BEAT.. DURR HURR ITS SO HARD.
>> [_] Anon 1583723 is this ART

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[_] [G] A bit difficult, but a great play. Anon 1570941
>> [_] Anon 1570960 now i understand that flash from forever ago holy shit
>> [_] Anon 1570988 Holy fuck, this is hard

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[_] [G] You have to burn the rope Anon 1569404 You have to burn the rope
>> [_] Anon 1569407 it was only grinning and we had to go and demolish its chanedelier
>> [_] Anon 1569409 boring
>> [_] Anon 1569420 I love this game. You beat the whole damn game!
>> [_] Anon 1569425 I winned!!
>> [_] Anon 1569430 I lost the game. [Just kidding Conway]
>> [_] Anon 1569447 this game is so fucking hard I can't even get through the tunnel
>> [_] Anon 1569450 Someone should hood this game.
>> [_] Anon 1569502 Fuck yeah. That end song

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[_] [G] more challenging games Anon 1567027 (other copy of this was corrupted) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1567058 How I love this game. Best credit roll ever.
>> [_] Anon 1567063 are you joking when you said this is challenging?
>> [_] Anon 1567094 FUCK I started this game yesterday at around noon and worked till 6pm, had to break it up into two sessions. I Finally took down the final boss a few minutes ago, after another EIGHT HOURS OF BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL. I'll be damned if it weren't entertaining though. It should also say somewhere in the rope burning credits that you're supposed to refresh and kill him with conventional weapons to continue.
>> [_] Anon 1567173 Can't figure how to pass that boss-fight on the 2nd stage of the Dragon's Lair lvl. How do i evade the Raging Eye's attacks? My mana is pretty low and i can't get earlier to farm some underlings 'cause of the stupid checkpoint. What do i do, anons?
>> [_] Anon 1567176 >># >># Goddamn, are you THAT stupid that you can't figure it out by yourself?! You should complete a singing bells' puzzle on the Mountain of Averdnor, the solution to which was given to you by the old man in the Underworld Village, of course if you've completed the quest for the Forbidden Apple (you can obtain it at the Eternity River in the Reality of Golden Bridge). Now go away and don't fucking announce any other stupid question of yours.

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[_] [G] Games requested. Anon 1447572
>> [_] Anon 1447624 beat him with axes

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[_] [G] Anon 1410639 It's too hard. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1410655 i just can't seem to beat this game
>> [_] Anon 1410656 IM TOO HARD
>> [_] Anon 1410661 I'm not clear on what the objective is.
>> [_] NameFag 1410666 >># OMG WAT DO?! My weapons don't worth shit!!!!!!!!!!
>> [_] Anon 1410669 I hope this is all trolls. game was so simple i didn't even need to touch the keyboard...
>> [_] NameFag 1410670 >># No man, no. It's just, dude wat. That thing at the end it has some kind of regen. I can't even hurt it, it just gets back all the health I take off. PLZ! Tell me how you killed it. I'm just completely screwed here.
>> [_] Anon 1410672 I hope you people are trolling....
>> [_] Anon 1410673 I beat that game in like 30 seconds... litterally....
>> [_] Anonymous_loser 1410675 I beat this shit in 10 seconds. It's so fucking easy. You guys are retarded.
>> [_] NameFag 1410678 >># >># You guys can't be serious. That's just impossible. Even if it didn't regen, you can't spam axes that fast. How the fuck are you killing it?
>> [_] York 1410687 >># Seriously. Even I can't figure it out. Profiling didn't help me one bit. How about you Zach?
>> [_] Anon 1410690 >># FUCKING READ YOU DUMB SHIT! HOLY FUCK! I SWEAR ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT MAKE ME WANNA JUST FUCKING KILL EVERYONE! inb4 u mad? YES I AM FUCKING MAD
>> [_] NameFag 1410692 >># Y U mad tho?
>> [_] Anon 1410695 >># HMMMMMM I WONDER WHY??? 1. Theres a boss at the end of this tunnel 2. You can't hurt him with your weapons 3. To kill him you have to burn the rope above Whats not the fucking get??? fucking fire right at the end of the tunnel and you jump up to the top burn the rope boss dies game ends. Fucking noobs...
>> [_] NameFag 1410700 >># Dude, I saw the instructions, but you just can't burn that mofo. When I press a button to throw my weapon, the little dude just throws the axe again, instead of the torch. Is there a separate button or something?
>> [_] Anon 1410702 >># FUCK THIS GAME. I keep diyn. Fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 1410703 >># BURN THE FUCKING ROPE! WTF ARE YOU BLIND?!?! BURN THE ROPE BURN THE ROPE BURN THE ROPE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
>> [_] NameFag 1410707 >># Dude, I fuckin' TRIED! You can't throw the damn torch!
>> [_] Anon 1410709 >># I found that if you stand right next to the chandelier and shoot, you hit the boss. I haven't been able to do more than 20% damage to him though, he just regenerates too fast.
>> [_] Anon 1410711 i tried to use my sword, but it wouldn't work. wtf, how do i beat this guy?
>> [_] Anon 1410712 >># NO SHIT STUPID FUCK -.- WHATS THE NEXT LOGICAL THING TO DO? HMMMMM MAYBE JUMP OVER TO THE ROPE TO BURN IT OH YA! THATS RIGHT FUCK!
>> [_] Anon 1410718 >># But you can't throw the torch at the chandelier, how on earth am I supposed to reach it? Every time I try to walk over to it I just fall.
>> [_] Anon 1410719 >># you know what, go back to playing fucking mario, maybe you'll learn a thing or 2. I'm not fucking explaining anything more.
>> [_] NameFag 1410720 >># OK. I went back in and tried what you said. But, when I jump up on the platforms above the Collossus, I can't quite jump high enough to reach the rope. I'm like right under it and I keep trying, but it just isn't enough. Plus, when I get shot, I lose the God-damned torch! So, I can't even try to use knockback to propel myself up there.
>> [_] Anon 1410722 >># and yet i've beaten this game 10 times already without getting shot and without fucking falling, like i said to the other faggot, go play some fucking mario.
>> [_] Anon 1410724 This game is actually really old. I could never finish it myself, but a friend with faster fingers than I told me the credits song was where the real message was
>> [_] Anon 1410725 This thread is glorious.
>> [_] Anon 1410727 >># Is Mario DLC only or something? I can't find it anywhere.
>> [_] NameFag 1410728 >># >># You're just a nintendo fanboy. Computer games are superior, there is no room for debate.
>> [_] Anon 1410729 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># TROLLED HARD When did raging oblivious youtube commenters find out about 4chan, goddamn.
>> [_] Anon 1410731 >># now i know your fucking trolling.
>> [_] Anon 1410732 OP here, I think I'm really close to beating it. I've got my macros on so i'm shooting like 300% faster than humanly possible. It regenerates faster the more health it loses, so it might take me a few more hours, hopefully my comp doesn't crash.
>> [_] Anon 1410734 >># I'm serious. I cannot fucking find it anywhere. Did you make this shit up or something?
>> [_] Anon 1410735 I can't believe how hard i just got trolled, i hate you /f/
>> [_] NameFag 1410736 >># Try to hack it so you can jump higher instead. Reaching that chandelier from one of the two platforms below it might be the key. Unless that faggot I've been trying to get to help me is just trolling.
>> [_] Anon 1410737 what's mario, i never played that game before. btw, anyone figure out how to beat this game yet? i tried civil dispute with the grinning colossus, but nothing.
>> [_] Anon 1410738 >># >># I have Adobe Flash CS3, I think I'll extract it into a .fla format and look at the inards of this horrible game. Maybe I can edit it to make it more humanly playable.
>> [_] Anon 1410739 >># this game makes ninja gaiden look like hello kitty
>> [_] Owlbird 1410740 i...i cant even get past the monster. How do you get past the monster without killing it? I'd rather avoid hm and get to the real boss.
>> [_] Anon 1410741 ITT being learning for the first time what a troll is.
>> [_] Anon 1410743 ITT Trolls Trolls and more trolls.
>> [_] Anon 1410744 I like how my thread has more posts than anything /f/ has ever had.
>> [_] Fred Dawes !uLUCySUGOI 1410746 >># At least it's not a POST YOUR DESTINY thread.
>> [_] Anon 1410750 I wonder if it's possible to use a program to automatically fire your weapon at max rate and somehow get him to 0 health that way... hmmmm
>> [_] Owlbird 1410751 you keep talking about axes and swords, what keys do i push to get those! Also, i still can't get past the monster!
>> [_] Anon 1410754 >># Agreed. Beat it first time without a scratch :l
>> [_] Anon 1410755 how do i burn the rope????
>> [_] Anon 1410758 http://speeddemosarchive.com/YouHaveToBu rnTheRope.html
>> [_] Anon 1410759 >># >implying /f/ hasn't ever had over 300 posts in a thread. Don't get your knickers in a knot and lurkmoar faggot.
>> [_] Anon 1410760 >># That's what we're trying to figure out. It seems impossible.
>> [_] Anon 1410762 >># >># what buttons did they press? I've tried everything... Maybe cos I'm on a laptop?
>> [_] Anon 1410763 >># I don't see why that was uploaded to SDA when it clearly has uses of cheats in it.
>> [_] Anon 1410764 >># SDA seriously accepted a speedrun of this game? wat
>> [_] Anon 1410768 just beat this on my first try that wasnt hard at all
>> [_] Anon 1410772 >># you don't have to pretend to be cool and hard on the internet. you didn't beat the game.
>> [_] Anon 1410774 >># >># >># >># wtfffffffffffffffff
>> [_] Anon 1410779 To beat it, you fucking burn the rope. You idiots.
>> [_] Anon 1410781 >># yes i did just because you cant beat it doesnt mean other people cant
>> [_] Anon 1410782 ITT: Trolled hard
>> [_] Anon 1410789 OMG GUYS IM SO SPECIAL I BEAT IT ON THE FIRST TRY!!!! I BET YOU WISH YOU WERE AS GOOD AS ME.
>> [_] Anon 1410790 Wow, if I can't even beat the first level, how the fuck am I supposed to beat the end boss?
>> [_] Anon 1410792 You jump up to the top level, grab a torch, then burn the rope. Duh.
>> [_] Anon 1410797 posting for the sake of post count.
>> [_] Anon 1410802 I keep dying.
>> [_] Anon 1410804 Hahahahahaha....so much samefagging in this thread, that it's pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 1410806 How do you beat this? I'm at a loss...
>> [_] Anon 1410809 injecting this thread with more aids
>> [_] Anon 1410816 Ok... seriously guys... how do I enter the cheatcode so I can beat this hard game?!
>> [_] Anon 1410817 how do you beat this its like impossible epic win lol!
>> [_] Anon 1410819 i just can't do this.. fuck it, it's too hard. i give up. that god damn rope just won't get cut no matter how many times i throw an axe at it
>> [_] Anon 1410820 hahaha that song at the end
>> [_] charmander 1410821 How do you use the fire?
>> [_] Anon 1410823 ok wait how can u burn rope with axes? friction?
>> [_] Anon 1410825 I like how this thread is just trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
>> [_] Anon 1410826 >># yah if your not fapping yet than you are completely insensitive to how sexy this thread is
>> [_] charmander 1410830 >># >># >># I've seen a lot more, but yeah, this one's big.
>> [_] Anon 1410843 alright, joking aside. how do you beat this game? i used my ultimate attack and it still didn't work. it doesn't make sense. it's like this game is an anomaly
>> [_] Anon 1410877 I cummed like six times to this.
>> [_] Anon 1410903 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Newfags havnt seen this reposted....
>> [_] Anon 1410904 lol this... hard...?
>> [_] Anon 1410905 this song is getting annoying...
>> [_] Anon 1410909 >.4 Also, you can't really die
>> [_] Anon 1410910 Fuck this shit, I've been at it for an a while now and i still cant kill the boss. I wish i could level up before the boss fight.
>> [_] Anon 1410917 wtf are the goddamn movement controls
>> [_] FoxX !!wRSdLoPNnOG 1410942 This game was built so they could try and make their shitty end song popular.
>> [_] Anon 1410951 >># you have no idea how hard i just lol'd. i love deadly premonition

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[_] [G] You have to burn the rope Anon 1406821
>> [_] Anon 1406822 [ ] bad [ ] worse [x] sucks
>> [_] Anon 1406823 amazing song, but game is too easy bra
>> [_] Anon 1406826 What sucks is that you can't kill him with axes. Even with epic dodge and running around, you can only get him to 0hp. It doesn't trigger any event.
>> [_] Anon 1406947 >># >sage >/f/ btw GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1406964 how do you beat the 3rd boss?

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[_] [G] Because Owata is too hard Anon 1390167 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1390174 You should try increasing the difficulty.
>> [_] Anon 1390292 not sure ive ever seen a game with an end longer than the actual game
>> [_] Anon 1390299 sweet christ how do you beat this??
>> [_] Anon 1390302 I wanted to take the Owata way out and kill it with my weapons.
>> [_] Anon 1390306 Guys. GUYS. I... I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! THIS GAME IS HARDER THAN NINJA GAIDEN: BLACK. SERIOUSLY!
>> [_] Anon 1390344 i keep freaken deing by the invisable wall monster ass keeps chopping me in half
>> [_] Anon 1390456 fucking catchy song.

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[_] [G] Anon 1385783 Gold Pt 3
>> [_] Anon 1385816 Fuck, this game's hard.
>> [_] Anon 1385915 Oh please, is this the game I think it is? (Game loads ...) F-yeah! That outro song rocks. It makes me feel so awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1386006 Kinda like QFTC.
>> [_] Anon 1386010 A Kong classic.
>> [_] Anon 1386021 I hated that game over at the end, but I guess it had to be there.
>> [_] Anon 1386022 >># And now im saying byebye to you, ByeBye!
>> [_] Anon 1386081 You have to.. Burn this flash with fire and stuff it's ashes up an AIDS infected camel's ass!
>> [_] Anon 1386083 Give it to the guy who's ripping his own ass open. (Goatsecks). He'll know what to do with it.
>> [_] Anon 1386087 after 3 hours i finally beats it. now what do i do... watch video?

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[_] [G] Anon 1354962 hey /f/ this game got linked a while ago, been having trouble beating it, any advice/cheat codes/strategies?
>> [_] Anon 1354964 konami code of course.
>> [_] Anon 1354990 stuck in the tunnel section
>> [_] Anon 1354999 have you tried looking for a weak spot?
>> [_] Anon 1355025 I thought u were serious. Then I played the game
>> [_] Anon 1355026 >># Looks like OP's clever strategy worked.
>> [_] Anon 1355028 hey guys what's a rope?
>> [_] Anon 1355103 got fire cant kill boss wat do?
>> [_] Anon 1355111 1.right click 2.press "play" Winnig Scene
>> [_] Anon 1355129 What do? How win?
>> [_] Anon 1355132 I can't figure this fucking game out. Fuck this.
>> [_] Anon 1355150 wtf, how do i beat the first boss?
>> [_] Anon 1355161 how do i get out of tunnel section

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[_] [G] Anon 1329847 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1329858 best game evar
>> [_] Anon 1329862 How do I win.
>> [_] Anon 1329874 Greatest accomplishment in my life so far.
>> [_] Anon 1329892 >># i concur
>> [_] Anon 1329969 better then still alive!
>> [_] Anon 1329976 Will someone post a walkthrough? I'm not sure how to finish this. Pretty deep though.

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[_] [G] Anon 1239575 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1239578 Damn, this brings back memories. I used to laugh at this so much around the time I met my first girlfriend. We'd sing it together
>> [_] Anon 1239631 lol wow. i loved it.
>> [_] Anon 1239635 God damn, I can get him to 65% life, and then nothing. How the fuck do I kill him?
>> [_] Anon 1239637 Lowest I've gotten him down to is like 5-10% of his health. That was really a pain to do, but you definitely can not kill him. No matter how many times you slam those keyboard keys. <_> You have to burn the rope.
>> [_] Anon 1239760 you guys suck...i..just killed it by burning the rope :D
>> [_] Anon 1239779 amazing, thanks for posting. you made my day.

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[_] [G] you must burn the rope qwert !!P/84E8fOIf3 1187220 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1187225 Fucking bullshit. This game is so damn impossible. /r/ hack or the op gtfo.
>> [_] Anon 1187227 i killed him with my axe, burning the rope is for cowards
>> [_] Anon 1187240 >># Using turbo and setting the speed for once every 0.02 seconds, I couldn't hurt him enough. How did you manage this?
>> [_] Anon 1187245 Fuck yeah, the song at the end.
>> [_] Anon 1187249 That was awesome guys, I loved it... SOOOO CUTE!!!
>> [_] Anon 1187251 Every time this game is uploaded, I play it just to hear the song at the end. Every. Fucking. Time.
>> [_] Anon 1187256 I approve.
>> [_] Anon 1187263 Fuck!! How do I beat it!?
>> [_] Anon 1187270 does not start T__T
>> [_] Anon 1187271 >># because he didnt.
>> [_] Anon 1187273 HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>> [_] Anon 1187286 Seriously guys... how do i beat the boss i don't even have any weapons...
>> [_] Anon 1187287 Need walkthrough
>> [_] Anon 1187289 >># It's actually possible to kill him with the axe only
>> [_] Anon 1187311 If you stand next to the rope, above the colosus, you can throw axes at him. But he begins to regenerate faster than you can kill him.
>> [_] Anon 1187333 >># Wrong, there's a video of some one taking out the health regen. Even if you make him go to 0 HP, he'll continue attacking.
>> [_] Anon 1187356 >># No, yo get a completely different ending. De-compile it and you'll see.
>> [_] Anon 1187376 My favorite part was burning the rope.
>> [_] Anon 1187429 couldnt figure out how to get through the tunnel
>> [_] Anon 1187430 Why do people like this garbage?
>> [_] Anon 1187431 got him down to literally no health with an autofire and good dodging and he didn't die. game is fucking rigged.

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[_] [G] wha.... i dont eve.....? Anon 1155987 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1155994 Give this a thumbs up.
>> [_] Anon 1156066 how do I win???
>> [_] Anon 1156118 Rule34: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/151835
>> [_] Anon 1156126 >the ending song AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> [_] Anon 1156131 ITT: Newfags trying to be classy by hiveminding.
>> [_] Anon 1156183 i dont get it i keep hiting him with the axes but its dosnt seem to kill him.....
>> [_] Anon 1156229 I love the song from this.
>> [_] Anon 1156240 >># m2
>> [_] Anon 1156310 If you beat him by throwing the axes, you get a different WTF ending.
>> [_] Anon 1156312 >># Anybody tried this? I can barely get him halfway. It's too damn difficult and I don't want to spend all this time for a troll.
>> [_] Anon 1156314 >># Yeah, it's real. It just takes a butt load of time. Make sure to avoid the eye lazers. You also get a new song. Was it worth it? Not really. But still funny I guess.
>> [_] Anon 1156324 still alive, the flash version
>> [_] Anon 1156328 Are people here trolling or is there really more to this than just running to the top, burning the rope and smashing boss to win?
>> [_] Anon 1156336 Nevermind, found out about the axes and crap. WTB rapid fire.
>> [_] Anon 1156337 I set the axes to rapid fire on my gamepad, and if that didn't work, it may just be programmed into the game.
>> [_] Anon 1156338 That...was awesome.
>> [_] Anon 1156341 GRINNING colosus??
>> [_] Anon 1156343 How the hell do u throw the axes fast enough!!!? (bad spelling)

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[_] [G] Anon 1152627 Fukken hard. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1152635 The song at the end is catchy... -dances-
>> [_] Anon 1152639 Okay, I went through the secret tunnel and found the key but what do you do with it?
>> [_] Anon 1152667 OMG I LOVE THIS GAME!
>> [_] Anon 1152669 becoming a hero for dummies
>> [_] Anon 1152678 4. Also, you can't really die
>> [_] Anon 1152681 shit i keep running out of arrows
>> [_] Anon 1152685 I have found the way to lose this game: For some reason it won't load FFFFFFFFFF
>> [_] Anon 1152706 Nice song. I'm a hero? wtf...
>> [_] Anon 1152716 lolwtf
>> [_] Anon 1152733 THAT WAS OK, it would be nice if it was longer
>> [_] Anon 1152737 ARE THERE MORE GAMES LIKE THIS? i found this humorous.
>> [_] Anon 1152739 How do I get through the tunnel? I always get raped by the flying spaghetty monster...
>> [_] Anon 1152745 >># Well, you won't see the tunnel unless you throw exactly 666 axes at the Colossus at the beginning.
>> [_] Anon 1152774 Beat it. I think I'll go watch a video... ...man, haven't busted out the old VHS in a while. Wonder what got me thinking about it.
>> [_] The Song Mr.Bigs 1152777 /r/ing the song
>> [_] Anon 1152778 OK, I burned the rope and got all the star coins, but I'm kinda stumped with what to do on the Extra Stages.
>> [_] Anon 1152780 how am I expected to complete this game?
>> [_] Anon 1152791 The easter egg at the end of the song is fucking comedy gold.
>> [_] Anon 1152799 Fuckken bullshit. /r/ hacksed version without all the shit.
>> [_] Anon 1152842 Easter eggs?
>> [_] Anon 1152920 Damn turtles keep killing me in the tunnels before I get to the right rope. The axe weapon just seems to annoys them. I got pass them once, and then the troll came out and killed me before I got any further. Am I doing it right??
>> [_] Anon 1152939 wtf that was the easiest shit ever
>> [_] Anon 1152943 reminds me of flight of the conchords
>> [_] Anon 1152951 >># The whole point is to get a high score, not just passing the game. DUR-HUR
>> [_] Anon 1153043 /f/ is really sarcastic tonight... It's annonying, not clever. And for games like this it's just redundant.
>> [_] Anon 1153102 Shit was so cash.
>> [_] Anon 1153115 http://audio.ngfiles.com/134000/134684_R eachground__Now_You_re_a.mp3

File[You Have to Burn the Rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Wat do i has...? FUUUU Anon 1141836
>> [_] Anon 1141878 GOTY
>> [_] Anon 1141884 You have to burn the rope, dood
>> [_] Anon 1141891 Needs more rope-burning.
>> [_] Anon 1141895 where iz this rope? :o
>> [_] Anon 1141896 >># a place in which it is possible to burn it
>> [_] Anon 1141899 I don't know why everyone always acts so confused by this game.
>> [_] Anon 1141903 >># thatsthejoke.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1141908 Is there a guide on the net somewhere?
>> [_] Anon 1141910 >># check google
>> [_] Anon 1141918 I remember finally beating You Have to Burn the Rope. Took me weeks.
>> [_] Anon 1141919 this game wasn't funny the first time and it isn't funny now
>> [_] Anon 1141936 Screw the game, this flash wins for the end music.
>> [_] Anon 1141946 >># seconded
>> [_] Anon 1141957 I already had a hard enough time with the maze, and now I don't know what to do, none of my weapons are effective against this "Grinning Colossus" guy at the end. What am I supposed to do?
>> [_] Anon 1141960 i finally beat it. it took 2 hours to figure it out. all i was doing was throwing axes and he regained his health before i could kill him. i couldnt figure out wat to do D:
>> [_] Anon 1142006 1. Decompile flash. 2. Increase throw-speed of axes. 3. Recompile flash. 4. Throw axes. 5. ??? 6. Win.
>> [_] Anon 1142008 I beat it first try. shouldn't it be obvious how to beat it? there is a separate path leading to the top. i guessed that that was where the rope was. i was right. i guessed that if i go over the fire i will auto-grab it. i was right. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THE COLOSSUS FOR THE FIRST TIME TILL I HIT HIM WITH THE CHANDALIER AT THE END. YOU ARE ALL FUCKING IDIOT FAGS
>> [_] Anon 1142018 >># Some dumbfuck just got TROLLED
>> [_] Anon 1142020 >># It was so over the top I think he actually trolled you, but again you could be trolling me right now...
>> [_] Anon 1142054 >># That's so meta, dood.
>> [_] Anon 1142075 halp what do i do?
>> [_] Anon 1142091 ok awesome i found the secret wall by burning the right side of place do i go down or up?
>> [_] Anon 1142096 Fuckin impossible man
>> [_] Anon 1142097 Man... What do I do in the basement of the castle? I found a blue key and opened a chest and got throwing axes, and got through this huge ass maze with all these different paths. But now I'm stuck at the "Grinning Colossus" and now matter how hard I try, I cant kill him. I've had to run away several times to heal now. help?
>> [_] Anon 1142101 >># Did you remember to pick up the peanut brittle from the kitchen before you entered the basement?
>> [_] Anon 1142119 Congratulations, You managed to kill that boss you see. The Grinning Colossus, You're the hero we all wish we could be. You made it through the tunnel, Then you grabbed that fire off the wall, You jumped up above and Then you burned the rope and saved us all. You burned the rope and saved us all. You burned the rope and saved us-- Now you're a hero. You managed to beat the whole damn game. We're happy you made it, But how are you gonna spend the rest of this day? Maybe watch a video? Maybe press refresh and start again?
>> [_] Anon 1142120 >># Now you're a hero. You managed to beat the whole damn game. We're happy you made it, But how are you gonna spend the rest of this day? Maybe watch a video? Maybe press refresh and start again? Yes it's over now. We didn't want to make a longer game. This is it, I swear it's true-- Ooh ooh ooh. Now you're a hero. You managed to beat the whole damn game. We're happy you made it, But how are you gonna spend the rest of this day? Maybe watch a video? Maybe press refresh and start again?

File[You Have to Burn the Rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] <_> Anon 1124821 <_> Just burn the rope Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1124838 Bestfucking flash exprience ever
>> [_] Anon 1124840 GOTY all years also best credits song ever
>> [_] Anon 1124852 I love it. The song alone is worth playing the whole game.
>> [_] Anon 1124878 It was really quite difficult. The maze took some time, then there were the tricky jumps. Of course, the end was all worthwhile when I finally burned that motherfucking rope good.
>> [_] Anon 1124885 Goddamn. Fuck. That goddamn game took me all day. Shit. I couldn't find my way through that damn tunnel maze. Fuck. I can't believe I finally beat it. Shit, now what do I do? I dunno. FUCK
>> [_] Anon 1124890 >># Only casuals burn the rope. You don't get the good ending that way or any of the bonus content.
>> [_] Anon 1124898 Ohhh yeah sweet god I beat the game without burning rope
>> [_] Anon 1124902 The boss is cheap. It regains health over time, and I am stunned when I get hit. HOW THE HELL DO YOU WIN THIS SHIT?
>> [_] Anon 1124912 see >>#
>> [_] Anon 1124919 >># Hate to break it to you man, but you can't bring your dead partner back to life even if you don't burn the rope, get to level 99, and find the secret platinum double barreled axegun. Nothing but rumors started by middle schoolers who think all stories need a happy ending.
>> [_] Anon 1124936 How do I get to the secret level? I burned it from the other side! Where's the trap door?
>> [_] Anon 1124963 Greatest end music ever.
>> [_] Anon 1124976 >># Tits or get the fuck out that's what you fucking do you ridiculous motherfucker!
>> [_] Anon 1125027 A must play for any internet user.
>> [_] Anon 1125050 >now you beat the whole damn game FUCK I LOST

File[You Have to Burn the Rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] u havta burn the rope Anon 1115215 ▲ ▲ ▲ GO! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1115226 I've played this game a thousand fucking times but wtf
>> [_] Takazaki !xj5aoi8gEM 1115234 Aw! I keep dieing.. *sigh*, can't put him..
>> [_] Anon 1115235 Still, by far, the most difficult game ever made.
>> [_] Anon 1115239 How do you beat it?
>> [_] Diablo W. Guns !0ORolAND/. 1115260 Fucking impossible bullshit. /r/ cheats/hacked version.
>> [_] Anon 1115262 I CANT FIND ROPE
>> [_] Takazaki !xj5aoi8gEM 1115266 >># I actually decompiled it to try and make the axes do more damage to kill it like that. lol. But the way this flash was made is crazy O.o. Split into seperate scripts then compiled into one so I dunno how to edit it..
>> [_] Anon 1115295 For some reason this made me laugh so hard my tummy hurts.
>> [_] Anon 1115299 so much win!
>> [_] Anon 1115300 you grab that fiya on the wall
>> [_] Anon 1115302 >># wat?
>> [_] Anon 1115310 i read that as you have to burn the pope
>> [_] Anon 1115324 sounds like a bowie song
>> [_] Anon 1115329 BEST GAME EVER FUCKING MADE.
>> [_] Anon 1115335 the best thing about this is the song at the end. its just so...... rewarding
>> [_] Anon 1115378 I'm sick of you assholes uploading stupid fucking impossible to beat games. Yeah, real fucking funny.
>> [_] Anon 1115400 What was your guys favorite part? Mine was burning the rope.
>> [_] Anon 1115425 Use password BDHP
>> [_] Anon 1115440 YOU HAVE TO BURN THE ROPE JACKASS
>> [_] Anon 1115449 laggy piece of shit game
>> [_] Anon 1115466 Every time I play this, I love how you make a cloud of dust when you fall from too high. It's such a cute detail.
>> [_] Anon 1115474 This game reaffirms my inherent awesomeness.
>> [_] Anon 1115480 /r/ing walkthrough also /r/ing lyrics to end song
>> [_] Anon 1115490 What the hell is up with your heads!!! This game was the easiest thing ever created it all feels like some stupid jo.....wait....omg
>> [_] Anon 1115536 i remember this game
>> [_] Anon 1115540 does anyone have the other one where the rope becomes a new enemy, and then you return to the beginning. I never saved it, and want to play again
>> [_] Anon 1115565 this is the version for pussys, i liked the one where if you pressed any button other then up you dropped the fire, and there was monsters on screen. now that one was hard.
>> [_] Anon 1115580 that was piss easy
>> [_] Anon 1115614 >># This faggot never beat the game

File[You Have to Burn the Rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] You have to burn the rope Anon 1111267 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1111268 Glorious.
>> [_] Anon 1111284 too hard, /r/ hacked version :(
>> [_] Anon 1111288 I am a fucking hero.
>> [_] Anon 1111292 I burned that rope, fuck yeah.
>> [_] Anon 1111297 >># Me too bro. *highfive*
>> [_] Anon 1111301 FUK YEAH I BURNED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT ROPE!
>> [_] Anon 1111319 Best game ever. What was your favorite part? Mine was when I had to burn the rope.
>> [_] Anon 1111321 >># OH MY GOD THAT PART WAS FUCKING AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 1111324 >># How did you burn the rope? I used fire.
>> [_] Anon 1111326 >># FUCK YEAH THAT ROPE WAS NO MATCH FOR MY BURNING FIRE OF DOOOOM
>> [_] Anon 1111331 HEY GUYS HEY GUISE!@!! I BURNNED THE ROPE!!
>> [_] Anon 1111332 Never have I had a stronger feeling of accomplishment than now.
>> [_] Anon 1111344 boring game
>> [_] Anon 1111353 >># Faggot prolly couldn't figure out how to burn the rope.
>> [_] Anon 1111358 >># end ing song ayn one??
>> [_] Anon 1111359 >># Fucking awesome! >># >how does i burned rope?
>> [_] Anon 1111377 Old.
>> [_] Anon 1111379 Shit, that was fucking hard.
>> [_] Anon 1111383 60% let down, 40% funny
>> [_] Anon 1111397 My day is complete.
>> [_] NoMoreHeroes !FxQ7YSRba6 1111405 It was fucking impossible! But I did it. =3
>> [_] Captain Niggawatts, Second Brigade !!cUGUUAl/cS8 1111412 HOW DOES I PLAY FLASH? WHAT IS BUTAN? WHAT DO?
>> [_] Anon 1111417 Burned the rope, and still boring. Failure flash is failure.
>> [_] Anon 1111419 THIS IS A BROS GAME. YOU WANT ACTION? BURN THE ROPE. YOU WANT DRAMA? BURN THE ROPE. YOU WANT BURNING HOT SEX? WELL MOTHERFUCKER YOU BURN THAT ROPE.
>> [_] Anon 1111430 Fuck that Grinning Colossus, is there a strategy to beating it? It seems to be immune to my attacks.
>> [_] Anon 1111435 >># Kill yourself, fucking failure.
>> [_] Anon 1111437 >># I tried but I seem to be immune to his attacks too...
>> [_] Anon 1111440 >># Did you try burning the rope? >># >I couldn't burn the rope! I hate this game!
>> [_] Anon 1111441 guys icant burn the rop help!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>> [_] FoxX !!9y4w1fXy9JL 1111442 This was never catchy... It just reminded me of the portals ending and this guy trying to cash someone elses idea... I mean maybe he wasn't but it just gave me that impression.
>> [_] Anon 1111443 >># Burning the rope? Wow I can't believe I never thought of that. Thank you kind anon, you saved me many hours of frustration trying to take down that boss.
>> [_] Anon 1111447 >># Did you try putting the flame ON the rope? >># No problem, bro. It kind of stumped me for a bit, too.
>> [_] Anon 1111474 Sure is Amazon reviews in here
>> [_] Ghost !ROf1DooMsA 1111479 Is this music original or from something?
>> [_] Anon 1111488 >># i used my 12 foot long blue whale boner
>> [_] Anon 1111500 i fucking love the end music

File :[burn_the_rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] swf unrelated Anon 978804 i like furry porn, is this wrong? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 978869 Well, at least I can say I beat a whole game and didn't get hit or lose a life or anything. Boy, I feel like a jackass.
>> [_] Anon 978874 easiest game EVAR
>> [_] Anon 978880 the more you damage him with the axes the faster he regenerates lol but maybe it IS possible to not burn the rope
>> [_] sage 978881 Great song at the end. Anyone wanna rip it for me?
>> [_] Anon 978882 >># Crappy computer?
>> [_] Anon 978970 fuck, i need a walkthrough or something, this is impossible
>> [_] Anon 978989 i finished the game...what now?
>> [_] Just Another Tripfag !!Sv4KNs8Z/Bn 978990 >># maybe watch a video maybe press refresh and start again

File :[captaincrunch.swf] - (2.97 MB)
[_] [G] kelloggs game Anon 910223
>> [_] Anon 910229 wow you goodjob failfaggot
>> [_] Anon 910230 the goodjob was you all along faggot forever
>> [_] Anon 910354 bump
>> [_] Anon 910427 if only you have posted the original one it would have been cool
>> [_] Anon 910430 oh captain my captain

File :[burn_the_rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] for D L S Anon 910040 cuz im bored, well save it
>> [_] Anon 910045 lol
>> [_] Anon 910046 Best "you won" music ever.
>> [_] Anon 910071 That was fucking fantastic.
>> [_] Anon 910073 can any of you beat it without burning the rope?
>> [_] Anon 910106 yea i loved the song at the end
>> [_] Anon 910140 >># I think someone did some hacking and actually proved that it's not possible. The strength of your weapon decreases as the boss's health lowers, and eventually it does no damage at all.
>> [_] Anon 910153 awesome game do the creators have a site?
>> [_] Anon 910160 >># nevermind, its from newgrounds.
>> [_] Anon 910172 This is pretty awesome actually.
>> [_] Anon 910216 finally a working version
>> [_] Anon 910221 You Don't Have to Burn the Rope. http://crypticsea.blogspot.com/2009/01/n ew-game.html

File :[burn_the_rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Works well with all computers. Anon 902446
>> [_] !7oKEU.yuZw 902502 i burned the rope and saved everybody XD
>> [_] Anon 902512 i cant fucking beat the last boss.
>> [_] Anon 902514 What do I do on level 9?
>> [_] Anon 902517 mp3 of the song at the end?
>> [_] Anon 902522 song at end is epic i want too
>> [_] Anon 902526 Epic game! <3
>> [_] Anon 902530 lol if you cut it flashes you are a faggot through the ending sequence
>> [_] Anon 902532 um that was fast did i miss something
>> [_] Anon 902546 http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/1 34684 Song sauce.

File :[burn_the_rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] Anon 882623 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 882630 AWESOME
>> [_] Anon 882633 That was.....amazing. /r/ song at the end.
>> [_] Anon 882634 >># Ofc I mean /r/ a rapidshit of it.
>> [_] Anon 882637 awesome!
>> [_] Anon 882723 wtf? i was promised free pr0nz after i totally pwned that fucking boss. grinning colossus aint grinning much now is he? fucking noobz.
>> [_] STRATEGY GUIDE WALKTHROUGH Anon 882740 1) When the clash has loaded, it will tell you to click to start. Click to start. 2) Use the right arrow key to walk through the tunnel. There will be a message indicating that there will be a boss soon. 3) You will reach a wall. You will also see a new message indicating that your weapons won't hurt the boss. This is a lie placed there to deceive you, placed by none other than the Grinning Colossus. Press the up and right arrow keys to jump up onto the ledge. 4) You are now on top of the ledge. You will see a strategy that says to burn the rope. Ignore this. This too is a message placed by none other than the Grinning Colossus. Press the right arrow key and continue froward. There will be a couple of drops that will damage your life, so be sure to heal yourself when you see the message indicating for you to have fun. 5) Press the right arrow key and continue on. The door has now locked behind you. You are fighting the final boss of the game, the Grinning Colossus.
>> [_] STRATEGY GUIDE WALKTHROUGH Anon 882742 6) Do not fight him head to head. He will shoot you, and you might die. Instead jump up where you see the torches, and climb up. 7) WARNING! the torches will set you on fire, draining your life, to extinguish yourself, press any letter button or the down key. Continue to the top. 8) You will now see a series of floating platforms. This requires some skill. Press the up and right arrow keys and time your jump so you land on the platforms. Continue until you're next to the chandelier. MAKE SURE YOU ARE EXTINGUISHED. 9) Face the chandelier and rapidly press all your letter keys at the same time. The boss regenerates life quickly, so this will take a while, however, from up here the boss can not hurt you. Make sure not to set the rope on fire, or else you will lose the game and destroy the chandelier you are trying to save!!! 10) Congratulations, you have beaten the game!
>> [_] Anon 882773 this made my day thanks!
>> [_] Anon 882775 i give up, this is impossible
>> [_] Anon 882809 If you want the faggot way out, burn the rope. But if you're bad ass and don't listen to everything text tells you, kill the boss with your axes. It's possible, and the ending is awesome.
>> [_] Anon 882837 4. Also, you can't really die
>> [_] Anon 882838 To download: Go to reachground.se

File :[burn_the_rope.swf] - (1.9 MB)
[_] [G] really working version Anon 858487 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 858516 I died. Wtf.
>> [_] Anon 858525 shit is easy
>> [_] Anon 858527 lul at the tutorial being in the credits
>> [_] Anon 858708 Wait what the fuck do I do again?
>> [_] Anon 858735 why do you keep uploading this?
>> [_] Anon 858740 >># You have to break the yolk.
>> [_] Falos !MTndkRdp42 858748 Final Fantasy is less movie than this, any website that lists this under "games" fails.
>> [_] naksiloth !6xqjXqgnW. 858813 how 'bout calling this game "jew kirby"?
>> [_] Anon 858819 broken version was harder and better.