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[_] [G] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)00:08 No.1530031
POST DEM STORIES
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)00:54 No.1530050
Nigger had just finished Her semester at The Kamina City University. Nigger was ready for the Dry
Season and had plans to fly to My asshole and stay for 2 weeks to Drill. Sadly Nigger was tricked
and ended up in Synagogue where the evil Nigger had been trying to take over the villages of the
happy My Little Pony. Nigger met Alex Blumpkin and they Drilled together.
They were very Niggery when they found the Nigg-tastic Penis that would destroy the Nigger once
and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Pig Mole Steak until 25:00. When suddenly a
buttery earthquake started to destroy Synagogue so the planes engines were nigging and they were
off to a voluptuous vacation in My asshole.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)01:00 No.1530053
Gus had just finished Penis semester at The Pallet University. Gus was ready for the Summer and
had plans to fly to Bathroom and stay for 18 weeks to Fuck. Sadly Gus was tricked and ended up in
Kitchen where the evil Horse had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Tiger. Gus
met Wonder Woman and they Fuck together.
They were very Tall when they found the Big Dildo that would destroy the Horse once and for all.
When they won the couple celebrated with Enchiladas until 7:00 PM. When suddenly a Hot earthquake
started to destroy Kitchen so the planes engines were Fucking and they were off to a Sexy
vacation in Bathroom.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)01:00 No.1530054
One day, John Lenon got lost en route to The Ocean Blue and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely Sadiddy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing North Easternly, and listing his
instructions.
'You take a left after' 42 yards, go past the Bucket of Chicken - be careful it's a bit
Ass-tastic on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 15 pounds
until you come across the Nigger sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Niggest at
this time of night.
With that, John Lenon tipped his KKK Hood to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his
Lots and Lots of Trains. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Anti-Semitic and cast
aside his disguise, and revealed that he was in fact a Jew! What dire fate lays in store for you?
Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)01:00 No.1530055
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who
spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the
world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of
people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even
worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of
the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack
off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend
(She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks
for listening.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)01:09 No.1530058
(1/2)
Bill mother-fucking Cosby found themselves on the floor outside of Beanerville, Utah feeling very
dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Bill mother-fucking Cosby decided to go back inside but was
turned away by the Sadistic bouncer at the door. Bill mother-fucking Cosby wanted to get to the
bottom of what had happend and asked 'Cornholio?' to which the bouncer, Jack Mihoff replied 'Yes,
My name is Joe.' with a look of dinner-cooking.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)01:10 No.1530059
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By this point, Bill mother-fucking Cosby had given up trying to get back inside and decided to
walk home but tripped on a Nigger Sea Cucumber which was just lying in the middle of the road.
Bill mother-fucking Cosby who wasn't feeling too smart decided to dribble the object which
teleported them to Beanerville, Utah, which was filled with many people, all looking very
god-tier, Bill mother-fucking Cosby wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in hyrule, what had happend? Bill mother-fucking Cosby didn't want to think
about it anymore and decided to forget by Fapping.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)01:32 No.1530065
gaben found themselves on the floor outside of valve feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing
why. gaben decided to go back inside but was turned away by the little bouncer at the door. gaben
wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'why?' to which the bouncer, shigeru
miyamoto replied 'for the lulz' with a look of sad.
By this point, gaben had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a lonely HL ep3 which was just lying in the middle of the road. gaben who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to break the object which teleported them to valve, which was filled with many
people, all looking very angry, gaben wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in buffet, what had happend? gaben didn't want to think about it anymore
and decided to forget by procrastinating.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)02:43 No.1530094
Hey all of you Vagina, Futanaris I'm a Futanari looking for a Penis night out with you! I love to
Penis and I play stick your dick into a vagina. I hope you're a Vagina person cause we would be
Lactating alll night long. We would do it like Penis and Vagina after a night of Semens. If
you're not Penis and ready to suck then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)02:51 No.1530095
Anon found themselves on the floor outside of The moon feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Anon decided to go back inside but was turned away by the steamy bouncer at the
door. Anon wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'WHAT THE FUCK YOU
MOTHERFUCK?' to which the bouncer, hugh laurie replied 'cleveland' with a look of ripe.
By this point, Anon had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a juicy dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Anon who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to kill the object which teleported them to The moon, which was filled with many
people, all looking very wet, Anon wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in ur mom, what had happend? Anon didn't want to think about it anymore and
decided to forget by fucking.
>> [_] Waph 06/29/11(Wed)02:58 No.1530098
>>1530055
Newfag has issues. Maybe he should ask his "GF" for one of her midol. That should cheer him up.
But of course newfag is fail on himself. I wonder why he had such a nervous breakdown just
because someone use john in a post. Maybe he is self-conscience about himself. What do you
oldfags think? Is I right?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)03:10 No.1530103
Dio found themselves on the floor outside of James' Games feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Dio decided to go back inside but was turned away by the quiet bouncer at the door.
Dio wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Who was phone?' to which the
bouncer, Desdemona replied 'No.' with a look of obscene.
By this point, Dio had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on
a orange arrow which was just lying in the middle of the road. Dio who wasn't feeling too smart
decided to fly the object which teleported them to James' Games, which was filled with many
people, all looking very metal, Dio wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in Asgard, what had happend? Dio didn't want to think about it anymore and
decided to forget by ravaging.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)03:12 No.1530105
>>1530098
Trying too hard. Remember subtlety is the ultimate prerequisite of a good troll.
>> [_] Waph 06/29/11(Wed)03:17 No.1530106
>>1530105
Oldfag. You are wise. Teach me the ways of your trolls.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)03:18 No.1530109
Hey all of you vinegary, females I'm a shemale looking for a glistening night out with you! I
love to rape and I play Baseball. I hope you're a wrathful person cause we would be swimming alll
night long. We would do it like Chewbacca aka Chloe Kardashian and Raul Julia after a night of
Thai Iced Teas. If you're not seizure-causing and ready to D&D then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)03:18 No.1530110
fucker had just finished Fuck? semester at The fuckland University. fucker was ready for the
fuckall and had plans to fly to fuck Ave. and stay for 555-fuck weeks to fucked. Sadly fucker was
tricked and ended up in fuck Str. where the evil fukat had been trying to take over the villages
of the happy fukangaroo. fucker met fucker3 and they fucked together.
They were very fuck when they found the fuck Super Fuck™ that would destroy the fukat once and
for all. When they won the couple celebrated with hotfucks until fuck o' clock. When suddenly a
fuck earthquake started to destroy fuck Str. so the planes engines were fucking and they were off
to a fuck vacation in fuck Ave..
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)03:19 No.1530112
One day, Assclown McGee got lost en route to Your Mother's Ass and had to stop and ask directions
from a strangely Retarded man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Weast, and listing his
instructions.'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the Tit - be careful it's a bit Bonerific
on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 5 million parsecs until
you come across the Nyan Cat sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Ugly at this
time of night.With that, Assclown McGee tipped his Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on
his way in his Spaceship. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Shitty and cast aside
his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Darth Maul! What dire fate lays in store for you?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)03:22 No.1530113
One day, Longcat got lost en route to San Miguel and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely funny man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing north, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 8 yards, go past the touchdown - be careful it's a bit rapacious on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 9001 mi until you come across
the pedobear sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty queef hating at this time of
night.
With that, Longcat tipped bowler to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his gundam. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled burning and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed
that he was in fact Tacngol! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)04:21 No.1530127
Dick had just finished DICKS semester at The Faggotvillie University. Dick was ready for the
smarch and had plans to fly to Bill Clintons Vag and stay for 69 weeks to Shiting. Sadly Dick was
tricked and ended up in Hillary Clintons Dick where the evil Panisburg had been trying to take
over the villages of the happy Vagina Monster. Dick met Fucko and they Shiting together.
They were very pretty when they found the fucking your mothers vibrater that would destroy the
Panisburg once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with shit until time to get a
watch dick. When suddenly a shitballz earthquake started to destroy Hillary Clintons Dick so the
planes engines were niggering and they were off to a rebooted vacation in Bill Clintons Vag.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)04:31 No.1530129
Hey all of you floppy, males I'm a male looking for a cock-like night out with you! I love to
ejaculate and I play niggerball. I hope you're a stinky person cause we would be buttfucking alll
night long. We would do it like Jack Black and Owen Wilson after a night of coronas. If you're
not reddish and ready to rape then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)04:34 No.1530130
Willy found themselves on the floor outside of Antarctica feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Willy decided to go back inside but was turned away by the fugly bouncer at the
door. Willy wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'WHO YA FUCKING CLOWN?' to
which the bouncer, The Cuntologist replied 'u mad bro?' with a look of blue.
By this point, Willy had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a rapable dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Willy who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to yiff the object which teleported them to Antarctica, which was filled with many
people, all looking very inscrutable, Willy wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in Japan, what had happend? Willy didn't want to think about it anymore and
decided to forget by jumping.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)04:48 No.1530132
Philibert found themselves on the floor outside of Paris feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Philibert decided to go back inside but was turned away by the drunk bouncer at the
door. Philibert wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'What is the universe'
to which the bouncer, anonymous replied 'I dunno, lol' with a look of stoned.
By this point, Philibert had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but
tripped on a roody-poo penis which was just lying in the middle of the road. Philibert who wasn't
feeling too smart decided to insert the object which teleported them to Paris, which was filled
with many people, all looking very candy ass, Philibert wanted to talk to them but soon passed
out and found themseleves waking up in 4chan, what had happend? Philibert didn't want to think
about it anymore and decided to forget by fuck.
Dear God ... Why ?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)05:52 No.1530145
adolf found themselves on the floor outside of germany feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. adolf decided to go back inside but was turned away by the jewish bouncer at the
door. adolf wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'where are the jews?' to
which the bouncer, mussolini replied 'i guess somewhere' with a look of black.
By this point, adolf had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a burning jew which was just lying in the middle of the road. adolf who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to kill the object which teleported them to germany, which was filled with many
people, all looking very niggerish, adolf wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in poland, what had happend? adolf didn't want to think about it anymore
and decided to forget by burn.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)06:19 No.1530149
Craig found themselves on the floor outside of Craig's place feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Craig decided to go back inside but was turned away by the rockin' bouncer at the
door. Craig wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'WHAT'S THE TIME?' to which
the bouncer, Princess Bitch-Tits replied 'TIME TO KILL!' with a look of sweet-ass.
By this point, Craig had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a killer XXXX bottle which was just lying in the middle of the road. Craig who wasn't feeling
too smart decided to drink the object which teleported them to Craig's place, which was filled
with many people, all looking very awesome, Craig wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and
found themseleves waking up in Hell, what had happend? Craig didn't want to think about it
anymore and decided to forget by stabbing.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)06:41 No.1530156
Hey all of you polished, Femmes I'm a Dyke looking for a clean night out with you! I love to rub
and I play quiddich. I hope you're a slippery person cause we would be licking alll night long.
We would do it like Hermoine Granger and Luna Lovegood after a night of meads. If you're not
shiny and ready to pump then don't bother.
>> [_] Lord President 06/29/11(Wed)07:32 No.1530170
Hey all of you loud, males I'm a male looking for a soft night out with you! I love to tweaking
and I play Flamingo golf. I hope you're a pointy person cause we would be crime stopping alll
night long. We would do it like adam we and gary glitter after a night of water with a jaybreaker
in its. If you're not bulbous and ready to Having a seat then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:44 No.1530203
Hey all of you Big, Males I'm a Female looking for a Ugly night out with you! I love to Walk and
I play Football. I hope you're a Tasty person cause we would be Swimming alll night long. We
would do it like Angelina Jolie and Kristen Stewart after a night of Waters. If you're not Black
and ready to Bike then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)09:56 No.1530207
that's a shitty fucking generator. still funny though...
Facefucker had just finished His semester at The Metropolis University. Facefucker was ready for
the Summer and had plans to fly to Brothel and stay for 27 weeks to Rape. Sadly Facefucker was
tricked and ended up in Welfare Office where the evil Gimp had been trying to take over the
villages of the happy Flying Penis. Facefucker met Chester the Molester and they Rape together.
They were very Sticky when they found the Swollen Huge Cock that would destroy the Gimp once and
for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Tapeworms until early morning. When suddenly a
Infected earthquake started to destroy Welfare Office so the planes engines were Buttfucking and
they were off to a Japanese vacation in Brothel.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/29/11(Wed)10:39 No.1530217
Ok this "tool" is useless.
Here is my lovestory:
Hey all of you big, Steves I'm a Jonna looking for a hot night out with you! I love to molest and
I play Formula 1. I hope you're a round person cause we would be jerking alll night long. We
would do it like Drew Carrey and Bob Barker after a night of cat urins. If you're not soft and
ready to tease then don't bother.
