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[_] [G] Anon 1530031 POST DEM STORIES
>> [_] Anon 1530050 Nigger had just finished Her semester at The Kamina City University. Nigger was ready for the Dry Season and had plans to fly to My asshole and stay for 2 weeks to Drill. Sadly Nigger was tricked and ended up in Synagogue where the evil Nigger had been trying to take over the villages of the happy My Little Pony. Nigger met Alex Blumpkin and they Drilled together. They were very Niggery when they found the Nigg-tastic Penis that would destroy the Nigger once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Pig Mole Steak until 25:00. When suddenly a buttery earthquake started to destroy Synagogue so the planes engines were nigging and they were off to a voluptuous vacation in My asshole.
>> [_] Anon 1530053 Gus had just finished Penis semester at The Pallet University. Gus was ready for the Summer and had plans to fly to Bathroom and stay for 18 weeks to Fuck. Sadly Gus was tricked and ended up in Kitchen where the evil Horse had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Tiger. Gus met Wonder Woman and they Fuck together. They were very Tall when they found the Big Dildo that would destroy the Horse once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Enchiladas until 7:00 PM. When suddenly a Hot earthquake started to destroy Kitchen so the planes engines were Fucking and they were off to a Sexy vacation in Bathroom.
>> [_] Anon 1530054 One day, John Lenon got lost en route to The Ocean Blue and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Sadiddy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing North Easternly, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 42 yards, go past the Bucket of Chicken - be careful it's a bit Ass-tastic on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 15 pounds until you come across the Nigger sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Niggest at this time of night. With that, John Lenon tipped his KKK Hood to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Lots and Lots of Trains. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Anti-Semitic and cast aside his disguise, and revealed that he was in fact a Jew! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1530055 Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
>> [_] Anon 1530058 (1/2) Bill mother-fucking Cosby found themselves on the floor outside of Beanerville, Utah feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Bill mother-fucking Cosby decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Sadistic bouncer at the door. Bill mother-fucking Cosby wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Cornholio?' to which the bouncer, Jack Mihoff replied 'Yes, My name is Joe.' with a look of dinner-cooking.
>> [_] Anon 1530059 (2/2) By this point, Bill mother-fucking Cosby had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Nigger Sea Cucumber which was just lying in the middle of the road. Bill mother-fucking Cosby who wasn't feeling too smart decided to dribble the object which teleported them to Beanerville, Utah, which was filled with many people, all looking very god-tier, Bill mother-fucking Cosby wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in hyrule, what had happend? Bill mother-fucking Cosby didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Fapping. End?
>> [_] Anon 1530065 gaben found themselves on the floor outside of valve feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. gaben decided to go back inside but was turned away by the little bouncer at the door. gaben wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'why?' to which the bouncer, shigeru miyamoto replied 'for the lulz' with a look of sad. By this point, gaben had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a lonely HL ep3 which was just lying in the middle of the road. gaben who wasn't feeling too smart decided to break the object which teleported them to valve, which was filled with many people, all looking very angry, gaben wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in buffet, what had happend? gaben didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by procrastinating. End?
>> [_] Anon 1530094 Hey all of you Vagina, Futanaris I'm a Futanari looking for a Penis night out with you! I love to Penis and I play stick your dick into a vagina. I hope you're a Vagina person cause we would be Lactating alll night long. We would do it like Penis and Vagina after a night of Semens. If you're not Penis and ready to suck then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1530095 Anon found themselves on the floor outside of The moon feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Anon decided to go back inside but was turned away by the steamy bouncer at the door. Anon wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCK?' to which the bouncer, hugh laurie replied 'cleveland' with a look of ripe. By this point, Anon had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a juicy dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Anon who wasn't feeling too smart decided to kill the object which teleported them to The moon, which was filled with many people, all looking very wet, Anon wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in ur mom, what had happend? Anon didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fucking.
>> [_] Waph 1530098 >># Newfag has issues. Maybe he should ask his "GF" for one of her midol. That should cheer him up. But of course newfag is fail on himself. I wonder why he had such a nervous breakdown just because someone use john in a post. Maybe he is self-conscience about himself. What do you oldfags think? Is I right?
>> [_] Anon 1530103 Dio found themselves on the floor outside of James' Games feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Dio decided to go back inside but was turned away by the quiet bouncer at the door. Dio wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Who was phone?' to which the bouncer, Desdemona replied 'No.' with a look of obscene. By this point, Dio had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a orange arrow which was just lying in the middle of the road. Dio who wasn't feeling too smart decided to fly the object which teleported them to James' Games, which was filled with many people, all looking very metal, Dio wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Asgard, what had happend? Dio didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by ravaging. End?
>> [_] Anon 1530105 >># Trying too hard. Remember subtlety is the ultimate prerequisite of a good troll.
>> [_] Waph 1530106 >># Oldfag. You are wise. Teach me the ways of your trolls.
>> [_] Anon 1530109 Hey all of you vinegary, females I'm a shemale looking for a glistening night out with you! I love to rape and I play Baseball. I hope you're a wrathful person cause we would be swimming alll night long. We would do it like Chewbacca aka Chloe Kardashian and Raul Julia after a night of Thai Iced Teas. If you're not seizure-causing and ready to D&D then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1530110 fucker had just finished Fuck? semester at The fuckland University. fucker was ready for the fuckall and had plans to fly to fuck Ave. and stay for 555-fuck weeks to fucked. Sadly fucker was tricked and ended up in fuck Str. where the evil fukat had been trying to take over the villages of the happy fukangaroo. fucker met fucker3 and they fucked together. They were very fuck when they found the fuck Super Fuck™ that would destroy the fukat once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with hotfucks until fuck o' clock. When suddenly a fuck earthquake started to destroy fuck Str. so the planes engines were fucking and they were off to a fuck vacation in fuck Ave..
>> [_] Anon 1530112 One day, Assclown McGee got lost en route to Your Mother's Ass and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Retarded man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Weast, and listing his instructions.'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the Tit - be careful it's a bit Bonerific on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 5 million parsecs until you come across the Nyan Cat sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Ugly at this time of night.With that, Assclown McGee tipped his Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Spaceship. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Shitty and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Darth Maul! What dire fate lays in store for you?
>> [_] Anon 1530113 One day, Longcat got lost en route to San Miguel and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely funny man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing north, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 8 yards, go past the touchdown - be careful it's a bit rapacious on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 9001 mi until you come across the pedobear sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty queef hating at this time of night. With that, Longcat tipped bowler to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his gundam. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled burning and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Tacngol! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1530127 Dick had just finished DICKS semester at The Faggotvillie University. Dick was ready for the smarch and had plans to fly to Bill Clintons Vag and stay for 69 weeks to Shiting. Sadly Dick was tricked and ended up in Hillary Clintons Dick where the evil Panisburg had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Vagina Monster. Dick met Fucko and they Shiting together. They were very pretty when they found the fucking your mothers vibrater that would destroy the Panisburg once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with shit until time to get a watch dick. When suddenly a shitballz earthquake started to destroy Hillary Clintons Dick so the planes engines were niggering and they were off to a rebooted vacation in Bill Clintons Vag.
>> [_] Anon 1530129 Hey all of you floppy, males I'm a male looking for a cock-like night out with you! I love to ejaculate and I play niggerball. I hope you're a stinky person cause we would be buttfucking alll night long. We would do it like Jack Black and Owen Wilson after a night of coronas. If you're not reddish and ready to rape then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1530130 Willy found themselves on the floor outside of Antarctica feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Willy decided to go back inside but was turned away by the fugly bouncer at the door. Willy wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'WHO YA FUCKING CLOWN?' to which the bouncer, The Cuntologist replied 'u mad bro?' with a look of blue. By this point, Willy had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a rapable dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Willy who wasn't feeling too smart decided to yiff the object which teleported them to Antarctica, which was filled with many people, all looking very inscrutable, Willy wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Japan, what had happend? Willy didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by jumping. End?
>> [_] Anon 1530132 Philibert found themselves on the floor outside of Paris feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Philibert decided to go back inside but was turned away by the drunk bouncer at the door. Philibert wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'What is the universe' to which the bouncer, anonymous replied 'I dunno, lol' with a look of stoned. By this point, Philibert had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a roody-poo penis which was just lying in the middle of the road. Philibert who wasn't feeling too smart decided to insert the object which teleported them to Paris, which was filled with many people, all looking very candy ass, Philibert wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in 4chan, what had happend? Philibert didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fuck. Dear God ... Why ?
>> [_] Anon 1530145 adolf found themselves on the floor outside of germany feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. adolf decided to go back inside but was turned away by the jewish bouncer at the door. adolf wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'where are the jews?' to which the bouncer, mussolini replied 'i guess somewhere' with a look of black. By this point, adolf had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a burning jew which was just lying in the middle of the road. adolf who wasn't feeling too smart decided to kill the object which teleported them to germany, which was filled with many people, all looking very niggerish, adolf wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in poland, what had happend? adolf didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by burn. End?
>> [_] Anon 1530149 Craig found themselves on the floor outside of Craig's place feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Craig decided to go back inside but was turned away by the rockin' bouncer at the door. Craig wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'WHAT'S THE TIME?' to which the bouncer, Princess Bitch-Tits replied 'TIME TO KILL!' with a look of sweet-ass. By this point, Craig had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a killer XXXX bottle which was just lying in the middle of the road. Craig who wasn't feeling too smart decided to drink the object which teleported them to Craig's place, which was filled with many people, all looking very awesome, Craig wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Hell, what had happend? Craig didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by stabbing. End?
>> [_] Anon 1530156 Hey all of you polished, Femmes I'm a Dyke looking for a clean night out with you! I love to rub and I play quiddich. I hope you're a slippery person cause we would be licking alll night long. We would do it like Hermoine Granger and Luna Lovegood after a night of meads. If you're not shiny and ready to pump then don't bother.
>> [_] Lord President 1530170 Hey all of you loud, males I'm a male looking for a soft night out with you! I love to tweaking and I play Flamingo golf. I hope you're a pointy person cause we would be crime stopping alll night long. We would do it like adam we and gary glitter after a night of water with a jaybreaker in its. If you're not bulbous and ready to Having a seat then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1530203 Hey all of you Big, Males I'm a Female looking for a Ugly night out with you! I love to Walk and I play Football. I hope you're a Tasty person cause we would be Swimming alll night long. We would do it like Angelina Jolie and Kristen Stewart after a night of Waters. If you're not Black and ready to Bike then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1530207 that's a shitty fucking generator. still funny though... Facefucker had just finished His semester at The Metropolis University. Facefucker was ready for the Summer and had plans to fly to Brothel and stay for 27 weeks to Rape. Sadly Facefucker was tricked and ended up in Welfare Office where the evil Gimp had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Flying Penis. Facefucker met Chester the Molester and they Rape together. They were very Sticky when they found the Swollen Huge Cock that would destroy the Gimp once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Tapeworms until early morning. When suddenly a Infected earthquake started to destroy Welfare Office so the planes engines were Buttfucking and they were off to a Japanese vacation in Brothel.
>> [_] Anon 1530217 Ok this "tool" is useless. Here is my lovestory: Hey all of you big, Steves I'm a Jonna looking for a hot night out with you! I love to molest and I play Formula 1. I hope you're a round person cause we would be jerking alll night long. We would do it like Drew Carrey and Bob Barker after a night of cat urins. If you're not soft and ready to tease then don't bother.

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[_] [G] Anon 1526792 post some mothafuckin' stories in this mothafucking thread Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1526796 Mad Libs? We're reduced to Mad Libs? Seriously?
>> [_] Anon 1526797 Sadly Dick was tricked and ended up in Dicks where the evil Dick had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Dicks. Dicks met Dicks and they Dicked together. masterwork
>> [_] Anon 1526798 Hey all of you slowly, males I'm a male looking for a fast night out with you! I love to running and I play hockey. I hope you're a yellow person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We would do it like britney and britney after a night of colas. If you're not red and ready to masturbate then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1526801 EFG found themselves on the floor outside of The Land of AIDS feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. EFG decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Badass bouncer at the door. EFG wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'How do I shot web?' to which the bouncer, Bill Cosby replied 'A-ZIP, ZOP, ZOOBITY BOP!' with a look of Retarded. By this point, EFG had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Generous Corpse which was just lying in the middle of the road. EFG who wasn't feeling too smart decided to FALCON PAWWWNCH the object which teleported them to The Land of AIDS, which was filled with many people, all looking very Fat, EFG wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in A Hood, what had happend? EFG didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by shitting. End?
>> [_] Anon 1526808 Think this should be turned into a movie? Ass Clown had just finished His semester at The Slappyland University. Ass Clown was ready for the Football and had plans to fly to A ghetto and stay for >9000 weeks to take a shit. Sadly Ass Clown was tricked and ended up in A village with a bunch of Mormons where the evil Fat chihuahua had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Cow. Ass Clown met Bill Gates and they take a shit together. They were very Smelly when they found the Ugly Rusty metal dildo with diarrhea all over it that would destroy the Fat chihuahua once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Baked ass until 9/11/01. When suddenly a Slow earthquake started to destroy A village with a bunch of Mormons so the planes engines were Clowning around with Ass Clown's anus and they were off to a Chocolate-covered vacation in A ghetto.
>> [_] Anon 1526810 had just finished semester at The University. was ready for the and had plans to fly to and stay for weeks to . Sadly was tricked and ended up in where the evil had been trying to take over the villages of the happy . met and they together. They were very when they found the that would destroy the once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with until . When suddenly a earthquake started to destroy so the planes engines were and they were off to a vacation in .
>> [_] Anon 1526820 Hey all of you Very, Females I'm a Female looking for a Large night out with you! I love to Derped and I play Beer Pong. I hope you're a Circular person cause we would be Fucking alll night long. We would do it like Pamela Anderson and Bob Saget after a night of Milks. If you're not Unmoving and ready to Sucking then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1526821 >># Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna drink some Milks.
>> [_] Anon 1526822 One day, Dickman got lost en route to Dickland and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Awesome man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing North, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 50 yards, go past the Penis - be careful it's a bit Huge on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 10 Km until you come across the Horse sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Enormous at this time of night. With that, Dickman tipped Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Car. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Throbbing and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Vagina! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1526823 lolwut Bob found themselves on the floor outside of Bar feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Bob decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Niggerest bouncer at the door. Bob wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'IS tom cruz awesome' to which the bouncer, Bobby replied 'no' with a look of White. By this point, Bob had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Ugly penis which was just lying in the middle of the road. Bob who wasn't feeling too smart decided to piss the object which teleported them to Bar, which was filled with many people, all looking very Hot, Bob wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in 4chan, what had happend? Bob didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fucking.
>> [_] Anon 1526872 Hey all of you amazing, Males I'm a Female looking for a red night out with you! I love to fuck and I play Marco Polo. I hope you're a crazy person cause we would be playing alll night long. We would do it like Charlie Sean and Paris Hilton after a night of Screwdriverss. If you're not awful and ready to puking then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1526911 Hey all of you errect, Davids I'm a girl looking for a sturdy night out with you! I love to Embrace and I play hide n seek. I hope you're a smooth person cause we would be kissing alll night long. We would do it like Taylor swift and susan coffey after a night of tequilas. If you're not wet and ready to penetrate then don't bother. trololololol, get wrecked
>> [_] Anon 1526923 One day, GREGORY WIFFLEBOTTOM got lost en route to GREGORY WIFFLEBOTTOM TOWN and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely GREGERFIC man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing TOWARDS GREGORY-MOTHERFUCKING-WIFFLEBOTTOM, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 34 yards, go past the WIFFLEBOTTOM - be careful it's a bit WIFFLEY on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 12 WIFFLES AND A GREGORY until you come across the BOTTOMGREGWIFFLE sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty BOTTOMLIKE at this time of night. With that, GREGORY WIFFLEBOTTOM tipped BOTTOMWIFFLESLAPMESIDEWAYSGREGORY to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his WIFFLEGREGWIFFLEFUCKINGBOTTOM. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled GREGORY-FUCKING-WIFFLEBOTTOM and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact WIFFLEY GREGBOTTOM! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1526995 Hurr had just finished his semester at The Herpaville University. Hurr was ready for the SUMMER and had plans to fly to your anus and stay for abcdefg weeks to masturbate. Sadly Hurr was tricked and ended up in your mom's anus where the evil well endowed horse had been trying to take over the villages of the happy your mom. Hurr met Derp and they masturbate together. They were very Buttdevasteted when they found the Analpained dragon dildo that would destroy the well endowed horse once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with smegma until fiesta time. When suddenly a Butt ranged earthquake started to destroy your mom's anus so the planes engines were Anal sexing and they were off to a Analdecontructed vacation in your anus.
>> [_] Anon 1527008 One day, Dicks30 got lost en route to Cockland and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Faggoty man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing That way, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the Dick - be careful it's a bit Niggery on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 30 dicks until you come across the Cock sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Diggery at this time of night. With that, Dicks30 tipped Dickhat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Dickcamel. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Dooey and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact A Dick! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1527011 >># >># Hey all of you Dicky, Dicks I'm a Dick looking for a Dicky night out with you! I love to Dick and I play dick. I hope you're a Dicky person cause we would be Dicking alll night long. We would do it like Dick Dickinson and Dicky Dickdick after a night of dicks. If you're not Dicky and ready to dick then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1527012 Fagg Tits McDick had just finished Wat semester at The Niggertown University. Fagg Tits McDick was ready for the Dick Season and had plans to fly to Dickville and stay for Dick weeks to Nigger (rob). Sadly Fagg Tits McDick was tricked and ended up in Nigger Island where the evil Cock had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Pussy. Fagg Tits McDick met Vagina Snatch McDoogal and they Nigger (rob) together. They were very black when they found the sloppy A dick that would destroy the Cock once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Vaginas until Dicks30. When suddenly a dripping earthquake started to destroy Nigger Island so the planes engines were fapping and they were off to a course vacation in Dickville.
>> [_] anon 1527014 One day, Haden got lost en route to HonkeyTonk and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Fuck man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Down, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 21 yards, go past the Nigger Dick - be careful it's a bit Shitting on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for Far, Far Away until you come across the Pussy sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Hitting at this time of night. With that, Haden tipped Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Motorbike. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Missing and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Your Mother! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1527018 My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass... Oh wait, wrong thread.
>> [_] anonymous 1527019 Haden had just finished Pussy semester at The Waynesboro University. Haden was ready for the Summer (fags) and had plans to fly to Mississippi and stay for 21 weeks to Fuck. Sadly Haden was tricked and ended up in Alabama where the evil Pussy had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Cock. Haden met Your Mother and they Fuck together. They were very smelly when they found the bitchy Tits that would destroy the Pussy once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Shit until Midnight. When suddenly a correct earthquake started to destroy Alabama so the planes engines were Fucking and they were off to a missing vacation in Mississippi.
>> [_] Anon 1527020 Nigger found themselves on the floor outside of work feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Nigger decided to go back inside but was turned away by the rapey bouncer at the door. Nigger wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'I'll rape and murder you and shit all over you!' to which the bouncer, Faggot McNigger the Gook who is Obama replied 'DO IT FAGGOT' with a look of gay. By this point, Nigger had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a retarded nigger which was just lying in the middle of the road. Nigger who wasn't feeling too smart decided to steal the object which teleported them to work, which was filled with many people, all looking very gay, Nigger wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in church, what had happend? Nigger didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by stealing like what niggers do. End?
>> [_] Anon 1527029 One day, niggers got lost en route to rutland and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely get awesome man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing south, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 666 yards, go past the skeezer - be careful it's a bit get pussy on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 400miles until you come across the bear sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty at this time of night. With that, niggers tipped sun to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his car ramrod. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact final boss! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1527036 One day, Duke Nukem got lost en route to The Carnival and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely Ugly man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Northeast, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' >9000 yards, go past the Statue of a Penis - be careful it's a bit Sexy on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 800 Light-years until you come across the Walrus sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Retarded at this time of night. With that, Duke Nukem tipped the waitress about $900 to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Teleporter. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Weird and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact a Jew surgically attached to a Nigger! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1527101 One day, Benjamin got lost en route to Assbutt Francisco and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely slobbering man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing to the bathroom, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 9001 yards, go past the DC 10 - be careful it's a bit fine-ass on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 69 miles until you come across the Humpbackwhale on wheels sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty stanky at this time of night. With that, Benjamin tipped top hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Choppah. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled bonerific and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact faggot OP! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out! I'm sure it meant to ask for an adverb instead of an adjective for bonerific.
>> [_] Anon 1527106 Hey all of you nice, males I'm a transexual looking for a sloopy night out with you! I love to trust and I play racing. I hope you're a young person cause we would be fucking all night long. We would do it like Miley Cyrus and Brad Pitt after a night of Virgin Daquiris. If you're not dicks and ready to sit then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1527107 My favorite part was the kakariko village theme on uni adventure.

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[_] [G] Story Tiem. Post your lulzy stories Anon 1523658 Hey all of you nigger, niggers I'm a nigger looking for a nigger night out with you! I love to nigger and I play nigger. I hope you're a nigger person cause we would be nigger alll night long. We would do it like nigger and nigger after a night of niggers. If you're not nigger and ready to nigger then don't bother. >niggergoesinallfields.jpg Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1523660 Hey all of you weird, shemales I'm a androgynous femboy looking for a neutered night out with you! I love to stretch and I play with scat. I hope you're a castrated person cause we would be gaping alll night long. We would do it like Danielle Foxx and Bill Kaulitz after a night of semens. If you're not plugged and ready to anally violate then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1523669 Asspie found themselves on the floor outside of the Sewers feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Asspie decided to go back inside but was turned away by the niggery bouncer at the door. Asspie wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Why are you making me get naked?' to which the bouncer, Bill Cosby replied 'I need water rings so I can do way instain mother.' with a look of ugly. By this point, Asspie had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a fat Dick which was just lying in the middle of the road. Asspie who wasn't feeling too smart decided to take a jew to walmart and fiddle with it's anus the object which teleported them to the Sewers, which was filled with many people, all looking very shitty, Asspie wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in School, what had happend? Asspie didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by raping. End?
>> [_] Anon 1523678 Hey all of you dumbass, Gorillas I'm a Chimpanzee looking for a snowy night out with you! I love to shit dick nipples and I play "beating mailmen with baseball bats". I hope you're a emo person cause we would be shitting alll night long. We would do it like Frank West and Queen Dickleson after a night of shitting diarrheas. If you're not retarded and ready to kick then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1523712 M00T had just finished his semester at The 4chan University. M00T was ready for the summer and had plans to fly to /b/ and stay for >9000 weeks to fuck. Sadly M00T was tricked and ended up in /d/ where the evil nigger had been trying to take over the villages of the happy oldfag. M00T met Epic Fail Guy and they fuck together. They were very horny when they found the sweaty dragon dildo that would destroy the nigger once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with cum until 4:20. When suddenly a homoerotic earthquake started to destroy /d/ so the planes engines were jizzing and they were off to a erotic vacation in /b/.
>> [_] Anon 1523715 Nigger found themselves on the floor outside of nigger feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Nigger decided to go back inside but was turned away by the nigger bouncer at the door. Nigger wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'nigger' to which the bouncer, NIGGA replied 'nigger' with a look of nigger. By this point, Nigger had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a nigger nigger which was just lying in the middle of the road. Nigger who wasn't feeling too smart decided to nigger the object which teleported them to nigger, which was filled with many people, all looking very nigger, Nigger wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in nigger, what had happend? Nigger didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by niggering. End?
>> [_] Anon 1523728 Furfag found themselves on the floor outside of /b/ feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Furfag decided to go back inside but was turned away by the furry bouncer at the door. Furfag wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'What the dicks?!' to which the bouncer, John replied 'YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF' with a look of retarded glee. By this point, Furfag had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a rancid dragon dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Furfag who wasn't feeling too smart decided to rape the object which teleported them to /b/, which was filled with many people, all looking very sexy, Furfag wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Hell, what had happend? Furfag didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by yiffing. I actually tried doing it randomly once and only changed one word from my random attempt to get this result.
>> [_] Anon 1523731 Hey all of you ludicrous, Hermaphrodites I'm a Eunuch looking for a sexy night out with you! I love to shit and I play curling. I hope you're a psychotic person cause we would be masturbating alll night long. We would do it like Tom Cruise and Oprah after a night of Appletinis. If you're not skeletal and ready to murder then don't bother.

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>> [_] Anon 1521148 Hey all of you Tempting, Delicate girls I'm a Little Girl looking for a Horrific night out with you! I love to lick and I play Fencing. I hope you're a Darling person cause we would be drinking alll night long. We would do it like Pillory and Qari after a night of Hot Chocolates. If you're not Lush and ready to Swim then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521150 Hey all of you moist, pedros I'm a emanuel looking for a deep night out with you! I love to fuck and I play baseball. I hope you're a hard person cause we would be gaping alll night long. We would do it like moot and chris-chan after a night of cums. If you're not even more moist and ready to prolapse then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521151 Mr. Faggot found themselves on the floor outside of Your House feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Mr. Faggot decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Dumbass bouncer at the door. Mr. Faggot wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Why can't you leave me alone?' to which the bouncer, Peewee Herman replied 'I want your anus.' with a look of Shitty. By this point, Mr. Faggot had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Retarded Blimp which was just lying in the middle of the road. Mr. Faggot who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Wiping a fat kid's anus the object which teleported them to Your House, which was filled with many people, all looking very Ugly, Mr. Faggot wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Hell, what had happend? Mr. Faggot didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Shitting. End?
>> [_] Anon 1521153 Hey all of you fucktarded, girls I'm a woman looking for a shitty night out with you! I love to clowning around with an anus and I play dick trickling. I hope you're a ugly person cause we would be assing around alll night long. We would do it like Barack Obama and Your Face after a night of coconut cream cake with meatballss. If you're not malleable and ready to take shits then don't bother. It's grammar is apalling.
>> [_] Anon 1521155 Clitbert had just finished nigger semester at The Philly University. Clitbert was ready for the yesterday and had plans to fly to office and stay for schwifty-five weeks to rape. Sadly Clitbert was tricked and ended up in under a bridge where the evil some cats had been trying to take over the villages of the happy even more cats. Clitbert met the cast from Seinfeld and they rape together. They were very salty when they found the rarely woman that would destroy the some cats once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with catnip until last thursday. When suddenly a slow earthquake started to destroy under a bridge so the planes engines were break dancing and they were off to a sweaty vacation in office.
>> [_] Anon 1521159 Hey all of you , s I'm a looking for a night out with you! I love to and I play . I hope you're a person cause we would be alll night long. We would do it like and after a night of s. If you're not and ready to then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521160 One day, Asshole got lost en route to Antartica and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely assy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing NorthWestSouthEast, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' >9000 yards, go past the the almighty anus - be careful it's a bit smart on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 50 million light years until you come across the dengus sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty polished at this time of night. With that, Asshole tipped top hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his pterodactl. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled stupid and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Bill Gates! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1521161 One day, Sarah Connor got lost en route to the US-Mexico border and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely ruthless man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing south, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 1997 yards, go past the Terminator - be careful it's a bit cybernetic on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 40 yards until you come across the coyote sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty cold at this time of night. With that, Sarah Connor tipped baseball cap to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Jeep. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled mechanical and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Skynet! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1521162 Vunter Slaush found themselves on the floor outside of Moonbase Delta feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Vunter Slaush decided to go back inside but was turned away by the lame bouncer at the door. Vunter Slaush wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'The cherry trees are blossoming and im thirsty.' to which the bouncer, Kimmo Alm replied 'yes, but im quite tall.' with a look of gay. By this point, Vunter Slaush had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a too old dragon dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Vunter Slaush who wasn't feeling too smart decided to kick the object which teleported them to Moonbase Delta, which was filled with many people, all looking very spicy, Vunter Slaush wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in there, what had happend? Vunter Slaush didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by worshipping. End?
>> [_] Anon 1521164 Shithead had just finished her semester at The Glue Town University. Shithead was ready for the Summer and had plans to fly to Area 51 and stay for OVER 9000 weeks to Throwing away hard drives. Sadly Shithead was tricked and ended up in The Penis Museum where the evil Shitty Shits had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Assy Asses. Shithead met Herpington von Derp III and they Throwing away hard drives together. They were very Ugly when they found the Sweet shitting dick nipples that would destroy the Shitty Shits once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Candy corn until 84:00 PM. When suddenly a Manly earthquake started to destroy The Penis Museum so the planes engines were Shitting on a road and they were off to a Awesome vacation in Area 51.
>> [_] Anon 1521165 Hey all of you tasty, chicks I'm a honey looking for a salty night out with you! I love to milk and I play lacrosse. I hope you're a white person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We would do it like Charlie Sheen and Fred Phelps after a night of absinthes. If you're not sticky and ready to fuck then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521167 Hey all of you dicky, faggotss I'm a niggers looking for a reatrded night out with you! I love to clowning around in an anus and I play sucking. I hope you're a fat person cause we would be jumping alll night long. We would do it like Micheal Jackson and a little boy after a night of appless. If you're not weird and ready to kill then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521178 dipshit found themselves on the floor outside of waterpark feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. dipshit decided to go back inside but was turned away by the jizzy bouncer at the door. dipshit wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'why?' to which the bouncer, bo replied 'dicks' with a look of red. By this point, dipshit had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a floppy crowbar which was just lying in the middle of the road. dipshit who wasn't feeling too smart decided to go the object which teleported them to waterpark, which was filled with many people, all looking very bodacious, dipshit wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in gym, what had happend? dipshit didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fighting.
>> [_] Anon 1521180 Bilbo had just finished his semester at The Your Mom University. Bilbo was ready for the Autumn and had plans to fly to Your Mom's Vagina and stay for 42 weeks to flash. Sadly Bilbo was tricked and ended up in /f/ where the evil giraffe had been trying to take over the villages of the happy bear. Bilbo met Dusty and they flash together. They were very moar when they found the fabulous condom that would destroy the giraffe once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with meatballs until 1999. When suddenly a assfaced earthquake started to destroy /f/ so the planes engines were rolling and they were off to a buttery vacation in Your Mom's Vagina.
>> [_] Anon 1521182 One day, jesus got lost en route to frat house and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely holy man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing backward, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 13 yards, go past the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men - be careful it's a bit tasty on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 8 milez until you come across the kookaburra sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty bright at this time of night. With that, jesus tipped sombrero to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his ski lift. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled hard and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact spy! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1521192 One day, nigger got lost en route to nigger and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely nigger man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing nigger, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' nigger yards, go past the nigger - be careful it's a bit nigger on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for nigger until you come across the nigger sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty nigger at this time of night. With that, nigger tipped nigger to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his nigger. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled nigger and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact nigger! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1521214 Jacob found themselves on the floor outside of 4chan feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Jacob decided to go back inside but was turned away by the brown bouncer at the door. Jacob wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'How does I shot web?' to which the bouncer, Josh replied 'lol, idunno' with a lulzy look. By this point, Jacob had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a tired sharpie which was just lying in the middle of the road. Jacob who wasn't feeling too smart decided to rape the object which teleported them to 4chan, which was filled with many people, all looking very Jewish, Jacob wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in ebaums, what had happend? Jacob didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by sleeping.
>> [_] Anon 1521225 >># >It's grammar is apalling. >It's facepalm.jpg
>> [_] kyu 1521226 One day, anon got lost en route to mootxico and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely nigger man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing thataway, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 4 yards, go past the fuck - be careful it's a bit faggot on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 7 dicks until you come across the faggotosaurus rex sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty roody-poo at this time of night. With that, anon tipped cheater's lament to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his stolen bike. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled bumblefuck and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact jungle cock!
>> [_] Anon 1521227 Anon found themselves on the floor outside of 4chan feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Anon decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Big bouncer at the door. Anon wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Are you gay?' to which the bouncer, Anon replied 'No homo' with a look of embarrasment. By this point, Anon had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a penis-shaped dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Anon who wasn't feeling too smart decided to fuck the object which teleported them to 4chan, which was filled with many people, all looking very cold, Anon wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in /f/, what had happend? Anon didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fapping.
>> [_] Anon 1521230 Hey all of you big, Princess Peachs I'm a Bubble Man looking for a huge night out with you! I love to swim and I play soccer. I hope you're a juicy person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We would do it like Brenda Song and Michael Jackson after a night of Booty Sweats. If you're not boiling and ready to typing then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521231 Wii U found themselves on the floor outside of Dumptruck feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Wii U decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Smelly bouncer at the door. Wii U wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'How do I shot web' to which the bouncer, Charles Colby replied 'HABEEB IT' with a look of Crystalline. By this point, Wii U had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Barbaric Nigger which was just lying in the middle of the road. Wii U who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Fuck the object which teleported them to Dumptruck, which was filled with many people, all looking very Fresh-smelling, Wii U wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in E3, what had happend? Wii U didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Fucking. End? Wat.
>> [_] Anon 1521249 Your Mother found themselves on the floor outside of Toilet feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Your Mother decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Long bouncer at the door. Your Mother wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Am i?' to which the bouncer, George bush replied 'I am' with a look of Strong. By this point, Your Mother had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Very Gay TV which was just lying in the middle of the road. Your Mother who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Fuck the object which teleported them to Toilet, which was filled with many people, all looking very Round, Your Mother wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Spaec, what had happend? Your Mother didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Fucking.
>> [_] Anon 1521255 Hey all of you Random, Males I'm a She-Male looking for a Inside Out night out with you! I love to Eat and I play Headbanging. I hope you're a Broken person cause we would be Fucking alll night long. We would do it like Obama and Lindsay Lohan after a night of Perfume With a single Plum served in a mans hats. If you're not Smashed and ready to Rap then don't bother.
>> [_] Wii U Mii Them Us 1521263 inb4 madlibs
>> [_] Anon 1521269 One day, Brian got lost en route to Prison and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely cute man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing north, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the gun - be careful it's a bit ugly on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for far away until you come across the penis sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty hairy at this time of night. With that, Brian tipped top-penis to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his penis-mobile. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled old and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact JungleCock! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1521303 Hey all of you sexy, girlss I'm a guy looking for a hot night out with you! I love to kill and I play darts. I hope you're a fuckable person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We would do it like miley cyrus and lois griffin after a night of semens. If you're not doin and ready to run then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521311 lolstar found themselves on the floor outside of tokyo feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. lolstar decided to go back inside but was turned away by the sex bouncer at the door. lolstar wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Are you a beer?' to which the bouncer, swissgar replied 'Your an alchohalic...' with a look of more sex. By this point, lolstar had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a even more sex shotgun which was just lying in the middle of the road. lolstar who wasn't feeling too smart decided to kill the clowns the object which teleported them to tokyo, which was filled with many people, all looking very sex with midget, lolstar wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in uranus, what had happend? lolstar didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by shooting clowns. End?
>> [_] Anon 1521318 Hey all of you blue, boys I'm a boy looking for a old night out with you! I love to fuck and I play sex. I hope you're a cancerous person cause we would be raping alll night long. We would do it like jennifer lopez and whitney houston after a night of piss. If you're not dirty and ready to CoD then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521322 billy had just finished his and/or her semester at The weschertonsondonlon University. billy was ready for the winter and had plans to fly to non existance and stay for 3.71 weeks to power up. Sadly billy was tricked and ended up in 4chan where the evil Troll had been trying to take over the villages of the happy /b/. billy met johanson and they power up together. They were very cancerous when they found the tumorous dildo that would destroy the Troll once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with KFC until 9001 B.C.. When suddenly a benign earthquake started to destroy 4chan so the planes engines were dying and they were off to a lethal vacation in non existance.
>> [_] Anon 1521325 Joe found themselves on the floor outside of garage feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Joe decided to go back inside but was turned away by the gigantic bouncer at the door. Joe wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Will you fuck me?' to which the bouncer, June replied 'Of fucking course' with a look of shitty. By this point, Joe had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a lovely dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Joe who wasn't feeling too smart decided to skate the object which teleported them to garage, which was filled with many people, all looking very hot, Joe wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in pool, what had happend? Joe didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by falling. End?
>> [_] Raguspan 1521335 >One day, Adam got lost en route to Raguspan and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely intimate man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing downward, in a loopty-loop, and listing his instructions. >'You take a left after' 424 yards, go past the metaphor - be careful it's a bit gregarious on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 576 meters until you come across the chameleon sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty unfaithful at this time of night. >With that, Adam tipped mongol to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his warp beam. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled hypertonic and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact The Ghost of President Jackson! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out! I'm interested to see where this is going...
>> [_] Anon 1521337 With that, Anon tipped Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Helicopter. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Deliciously and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Gary Motherfucking Oak! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1521356 Hey all of you vigorous, androgynous hermaphrodites I'm a girl (probably) looking for a slovenly night out with you! I love to fist and I play golf. I hope you're a reeking person cause we would be dog-pegging alll night long. We would do it like Angelina Jolie and Tom Cruise after a night of prepubescent virgin sacrificing. If you're not festering and ready to masturbation then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1521357 Dicks had just finished Dicks semester at The Dicks University. Dicks was ready for the Dicks and had plans to fly to Dicks and stay for Dicks weeks to Dicks. Sadly Dicks was tricked and ended up in Dicks where the evil Dicks had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Dicks. Dicks met Dicks and they Dicks together. They were very Dicks when they found the Dicks Dicks that would destroy the Dicks once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Dicks until Dicks. When suddenly a Dicks earthquake started to destroy Dicks so the planes engines were Dicks and they were off to a Dicks vacation in Dicks.
>> [_] Anon 1521359 >># best story ever
>> [_] Anon 1521362 joe found themselves on the floor outside of the bar feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. joe decided to go back inside but was turned away by the fuckin bouncer at the door. joe wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'how do I even get that out?' to which the bouncer, lucifer replied 'With a hammer dumbass' with a look of retarded. By this point, joe had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a purple boomerang which was just lying in the middle of the road. joe who wasn't feeling too smart decided to tug the object which teleported them to the bar, which was filled with many people, all looking very hot, joe wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in texas, what had happend? joe didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by molesting. End?
>> [_] Anon 1521364 One day, Joe got lost en route to Whitehouse and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely smelly man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing that way, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 3 yards, go past the whats a noun? - be careful it's a bit wet on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for over 9000 until you come across the pony sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty dry at this time of night. With that, Joe tipped sheep to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his timetravel. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled hard and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact god! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!

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>> [_] OH GOD LOL Anon 1509337 A Nigger found themselves on the floor outside of My House feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. A Nigger decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Shitty bouncer at the door. A Nigger wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Who is that?' to which the bouncer, Shithead McFucktarded Nigger Ass Clown Shit Tube replied 'A Nigger.' with a look of Fucktarded. By this point, A Nigger had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a Dumbass Lamp. which was just lying in the middle of the road. A Nigger who wasn't feeling too smart decided to Dance the object which teleported them to My House, which was filled with many people, all looking very Ugly, A Nigger wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in Zoo, what had happend? A Nigger didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by Pussy Footing.
>> [_] Anon 1509340 Gigantic Faggot had just finished orange dick semester at The Trollsville University. Gigantic Faggot was ready for the some shitty season and had plans to fly to 'Murika and stay for OVER 9000 weeks to take a shit. Sadly Gigantic Faggot was tricked and ended up in The North Pole where the evil green dengus had been trying to take over the villages of the happy purple taargus. Gigantic Faggot met Anuswipe and they take a shit together. They were very shitty when they found the retarded lampshade that would destroy the green dengus once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with sasquatch meat until 13:00 PM. When suddenly a skilled earthquake started to destroy The North Pole so the planes engines were clowning around with an old lady's anus and they were off to a niggery vacation in 'Murika.
>> [_] Anon 1509346 penis in all feilds
>> [_] Anon 1509351 Hey all of you ugly, Niggers I'm a Nigra looking for a fat night out with you! I love to be an ass clown alot and I play fapping. I hope you're a shitty person cause we would be holding my hand while I take a shit alll night long. We would do it like Ozzy Osbourne and Fred Fredburger after a night of piss waters. If you're not fugly and ready to take a shit then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1509360 Hey all of you Horrid, Males I'm a Transvestite looking for a Monsterous night out with you! I love to Fucked and I play Basketball. I hope you're a Bonerific person cause we would be Fucking alll night long. We would do it like Miley Cyrus and Snoop Dogg after a night of Basketballss. If you're not Delicious and ready to Basketball then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1509372 One day, A nigger got lost en route to Pakistan and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely horny man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing up the ass, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 57 yards, go past the dick - be careful it's a bit slimy on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for over 9000 miles until you come across the aroused donkey sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty wilted at this time of night. With that, A nigger tipped cum-soaked bandana to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Lambourghini. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled cherry-flavored and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact Sephiroth! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1509374 Obama found themselves on the floor outside of a turkey's ass feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why. Obama decided to go back inside but was turned away by the cumming bouncer at the door. Obama wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Why won't you love me?' to which the bouncer, David Bowie replied 'Because there is another.' with a look of ass-covered. By this point, Obama had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a throbbing gigantic horsecock which was just lying in the middle of the road. Obama who wasn't feeling too smart decided to blow the object which teleported them to a turkey's ass, which was filled with many people, all looking very squealing, Obama wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in India, what had happend? Obama didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by fucking. End?
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>> [_] Anon 1509391 LOL I LOLD!! One day, RC got lost en route to BATHROOM and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely UGLY man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing SIDEWAYS, and listing his instructions. 'You take a left after' 666 yards, go past the LOLI - be careful it's a bit CUTE on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 1 MILIMETER until you come across the PEDOBEAR sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty HARD at this time of night. With that, RC tipped SKI MASK to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his FERRARI. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled HAIRY and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact CHRIS HANSEN! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anon 1509396 Hey all of you TIGHT, FEMALEs I'm a MALE looking for a CUTE night out with you! I love to SPREAD and I play BEER PONG. I hope you're a SHAVED person cause we would be RAPING alll night long. We would do it like MIKU HATSUNE and REBECA BLACK after a night of MONSTERs. If you're not BLACK and ready to CELEBRATE then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1509398 RC had just finished HER semester at The MURPHY TEXAS University. RC was ready for the SPRING and had plans to fly to KITCHEN and stay for 666 weeks to SIT. Sadly RC was tricked and ended up in RESTROOM where the evil PEDOBEAR had been trying to take over the villages of the happy LOLICON. RC met REBECKA BLACK and they SIT together. They were very CUTE when they found the TIGHT CAMERA that would destroy the PEDOBEAR once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with CARROT until 3:15 AM. When suddenly a SHAVED earthquake started to destroy RESTROOM so the planes engines were JUMPING and they were off to a HAIRY vacation in KITCHEN.
>> [_] Anon 1509414 Hey all of you rape, rapes I'm a rape looking for a rape night out with you! I love to rape and I play rape. I hope you're a rape person cause we would be rape alll night long. We would do it like rape and rape after a night of rapes. If you're not rape and ready to rape then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1509418 By this point, dickerson had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on a poopy dildo head which was just lying in the middle of the road. dickerson who wasn't feeling too smart decided to weiner sword fight the object which teleported them to old folks home, which was filled with many people, all looking very snoopy, dickerson wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in park, what had happend? dickerson didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by pumping.
>> [_] Anon 1509426 Hey all of you nigger, Niggers I'm a Nigget looking for a nigger night out with you! I love to nigger and I play niggering. I hope you're a nigger person cause we would be niggering alll night long. We would do it like Nigger and Nigger after a night of niggers. If you're not nigger and ready to nigger then don't bother.
>> [_] Anon 1509456 nigga had just finished her semester at The niggertown University. nigga was ready for the niggspring and had plans to fly to niggerville and stay for fo weeks to nigger. Sadly nigga was tricked and ended up in niggersquare where the evil nigglet had been trying to take over the villages of the happy niggreymon. nigga met nigga and they nigger together. They were very nigger when they found the nigger niggertits that would destroy the nigglet once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with nigro until niggertime. When suddenly a nigger earthquake started to destroy niggersquare so the planes engines were niggering and they were off to a nigger vacation in niggerville.