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[_] [G] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)00:54 No.1526792
post some mothafuckin' stories in this mothafucking thread
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)01:02 No.1526796
Mad Libs? We're reduced to Mad Libs? Seriously?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)01:04 No.1526797
Sadly Dick was tricked and ended up in Dicks where the evil Dick had been trying to take over the
villages of the happy Dicks. Dicks met Dicks and they Dicked together.
masterwork
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)01:10 No.1526798
Hey all of you slowly, males I'm a male looking for a fast night out with you! I love to running
and I play hockey. I hope you're a yellow person cause we would be fucking alll night long. We
would do it like britney and britney after a night of colas. If you're not red and ready to
masturbate then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)01:11 No.1526801
EFG found themselves on the floor outside of The Land of AIDS feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. EFG decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Badass bouncer at the door.
EFG wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'How do I shot web?' to which the
bouncer, Bill Cosby replied 'A-ZIP, ZOP, ZOOBITY BOP!' with a look of Retarded.
By this point, EFG had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on
a Generous Corpse which was just lying in the middle of the road. EFG who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to FALCON PAWWWNCH the object which teleported them to The Land of AIDS, which was
filled with many people, all looking very Fat, EFG wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and
found themseleves waking up in A Hood, what had happend? EFG didn't want to think about it
anymore and decided to forget by shitting.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)01:23 No.1526808
Think this should be turned into a movie?
Ass Clown had just finished His semester at The Slappyland University. Ass Clown was ready for
the Football and had plans to fly to A ghetto and stay for >9000 weeks to take a shit. Sadly Ass
Clown was tricked and ended up in A village with a bunch of Mormons where the evil Fat chihuahua
had been trying to take over the villages of the happy Cow. Ass Clown met Bill Gates and they
take a shit together.
They were very Smelly when they found the Ugly Rusty metal dildo with diarrhea all over it that
would destroy the Fat chihuahua once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with Baked
ass until 9/11/01. When suddenly a Slow earthquake started to destroy A village with a bunch of
Mormons so the planes engines were Clowning around with Ass Clown's anus and they were off to a
Chocolate-covered vacation in A ghetto.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)01:29 No.1526810
had just finished semester at The University. was ready for the and had plans to fly to and stay
for weeks to . Sadly was tricked and ended up in where the evil had been trying to take over the
villages of the happy . met and they together.
They were very when they found the that would destroy the once and for all. When they won the
couple celebrated with until . When suddenly a earthquake started to destroy so the planes
engines were and they were off to a vacation in .
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)02:02 No.1526820
Hey all of you Very, Females I'm a Female looking for a Large night out with you! I love to
Derped and I play Beer Pong. I hope you're a Circular person cause we would be Fucking alll night
long. We would do it like Pamela Anderson and Bob Saget after a night of Milks. If you're not
Unmoving and ready to Sucking then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)02:05 No.1526821
>>1526820
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna drink some Milks.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)02:08 No.1526822
One day, Dickman got lost en route to Dickland and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely Awesome man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing North, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 50 yards, go past the Penis - be careful it's a bit Huge on the corner
after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 10 Km until you come across the Horse
sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Enormous at this time of night.
With that, Dickman tipped Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Car. As he
passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Throbbing and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed
that he was in fact Vagina! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)02:09 No.1526823
lolwut
Bob found themselves on the floor outside of Bar feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing why.
Bob decided to go back inside but was turned away by the Niggerest bouncer at the door. Bob
wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'IS tom cruz awesome' to which the
bouncer, Bobby replied 'no' with a look of White.
By this point, Bob had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped on
a Ugly penis which was just lying in the middle of the road. Bob who wasn't feeling too smart
decided to piss the object which teleported them to Bar, which was filled with many people, all
looking very Hot, Bob wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up
in 4chan, what had happend? Bob didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by
fucking.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)05:13 No.1526872
Hey all of you amazing, Males I'm a Female looking for a red night out with you! I love to fuck
and I play Marco Polo. I hope you're a crazy person cause we would be playing alll night long. We
would do it like Charlie Sean and Paris Hilton after a night of Screwdriverss. If you're not
awful and ready to puking then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)08:39 No.1526911
Hey all of you errect, Davids I'm a girl looking for a sturdy night out with you! I love to
Embrace and I play hide n seek. I hope you're a smooth person cause we would be kissing alll
night long. We would do it like Taylor swift and susan coffey after a night of tequilas. If
you're not wet and ready to penetrate then don't bother.
trololololol, get wrecked
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)10:06 No.1526923
One day, GREGORY WIFFLEBOTTOM got lost en route to GREGORY WIFFLEBOTTOM TOWN and had to stop and
ask directions from a strangely GREGERFIC man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing TOWARDS
GREGORY-MOTHERFUCKING-WIFFLEBOTTOM, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 34 yards, go past the WIFFLEBOTTOM - be careful it's a bit WIFFLEY on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 12 WIFFLES AND A GREGORY until
you come across the BOTTOMGREGWIFFLE sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty
BOTTOMLIKE at this time of night.
With that, GREGORY WIFFLEBOTTOM tipped BOTTOMWIFFLESLAPMESIDEWAYSGREGORY to the kind stranger and
continued on his way in his WIFFLEGREGWIFFLEFUCKINGBOTTOM. As he passed out of sight, the
stranger chuckled GREGORY-FUCKING-WIFFLEBOTTOM and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he
was in fact WIFFLEY GREGBOTTOM! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find
out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)15:52 No.1526995
Hurr had just finished his semester at The Herpaville University. Hurr was ready for the SUMMER
and had plans to fly to your anus and stay for abcdefg weeks to masturbate. Sadly Hurr was
tricked and ended up in your mom's anus where the evil well endowed horse had been trying to take
over the villages of the happy your mom. Hurr met Derp and they masturbate together.
They were very Buttdevasteted when they found the Analpained dragon dildo that would destroy the
well endowed horse once and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with smegma until fiesta
time. When suddenly a Butt ranged earthquake started to destroy your mom's anus so the planes
engines were Anal sexing and they were off to a Analdecontructed vacation in your anus.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:35 No.1527008
One day, Dicks30 got lost en route to Cockland and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely Faggoty man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing That way, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 69 yards, go past the Dick - be careful it's a bit Niggery on the corner
after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 30 dicks until you come across the
Cock sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Diggery at this time of night.
With that, Dicks30 tipped Dickhat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Dickcamel.
As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Dooey and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed
that he was in fact A Dick! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:39 No.1527011
>>1527008
>>1526797
Hey all of you Dicky, Dicks I'm a Dick looking for a Dicky night out with you! I love to Dick and
I play dick. I hope you're a Dicky person cause we would be Dicking alll night long. We would do
it like Dick Dickinson and Dicky Dickdick after a night of dicks. If you're not Dicky and ready
to dick then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:40 No.1527012
Fagg Tits McDick had just finished Wat semester at The Niggertown University. Fagg Tits McDick
was ready for the Dick Season and had plans to fly to Dickville and stay for Dick weeks to Nigger
(rob). Sadly Fagg Tits McDick was tricked and ended up in Nigger Island where the evil Cock had
been trying to take over the villages of the happy Pussy. Fagg Tits McDick met Vagina Snatch
McDoogal and they Nigger (rob) together.
They were very black when they found the sloppy A dick that would destroy the Cock once and for
all. When they won the couple celebrated with Vaginas until Dicks30. When suddenly a dripping
earthquake started to destroy Nigger Island so the planes engines were fapping and they were off
to a course vacation in Dickville.
>> [_] anon 06/22/11(Wed)16:42 No.1527014
One day, Haden got lost en route to HonkeyTonk and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely Fuck man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Down, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 21 yards, go past the Nigger Dick - be careful it's a bit Shitting on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for Far, Far Away until you come
across the Pussy sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Hitting at this time of
night.
With that, Haden tipped Fedora to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Motorbike. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Missing and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed
that he was in fact Your Mother! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find
out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:46 No.1527018
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who
spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass...
Oh wait, wrong thread.
>> [_] anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:47 No.1527019
Haden had just finished Pussy semester at The Waynesboro University. Haden was ready for the
Summer (fags) and had plans to fly to Mississippi and stay for 21 weeks to Fuck. Sadly Haden was
tricked and ended up in Alabama where the evil Pussy had been trying to take over the villages of
the happy Cock. Haden met Your Mother and they Fuck together.
They were very smelly when they found the bitchy Tits that would destroy the Pussy once and for
all. When they won the couple celebrated with Shit until Midnight. When suddenly a correct
earthquake started to destroy Alabama so the planes engines were Fucking and they were off to a
missing vacation in Mississippi.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)16:47 No.1527020
Nigger found themselves on the floor outside of work feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing
why. Nigger decided to go back inside but was turned away by the rapey bouncer at the door.
Nigger wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'I'll rape and murder you and
shit all over you!' to which the bouncer, Faggot McNigger the Gook who is Obama replied 'DO IT
FAGGOT' with a look of gay.
By this point, Nigger had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a retarded nigger which was just lying in the middle of the road. Nigger who wasn't feeling
too smart decided to steal the object which teleported them to work, which was filled with many
people, all looking very gay, Nigger wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in church, what had happend? Nigger didn't want to think about it anymore
and decided to forget by stealing like what niggers do.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:07 No.1527029
One day, niggers got lost en route to rutland and had to stop and ask directions from a strangely
get awesome man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing south, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' 666 yards, go past the skeezer - be careful it's a bit get pussy on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 400miles until you come across
the bear sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty at this time of night.
With that, niggers tipped sun to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his car ramrod. As
he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled and cast aside his disguise, and revleaed that he
was in fact final boss! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)17:20 No.1527036
One day, Duke Nukem got lost en route to The Carnival and had to stop and ask directions from a
strangely Ugly man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing Northeast, and listing his instructions.
'You take a left after' >9000 yards, go past the Statue of a Penis - be careful it's a bit Sexy
on the corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 800 Light-years until
you come across the Walrus sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty Retarded at this
time of night.
With that, Duke Nukem tipped the waitress about $900 to the kind stranger and continued on his
way in his Teleporter. As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled Weird and cast aside his
disguise, and revleaed that he was in fact a Jew surgically attached to a Nigger! What dire fate
lays in store for you? Tune in next week to find out!
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)20:54 No.1527101
One day, Benjamin got lost en route to Assbutt Francisco and had to stop and ask directions from
a strangely slobbering man. 'Ah,' he said, before pointing to the bathroom, and listing his
instructions.
'You take a left after' 9001 yards, go past the DC 10 - be careful it's a bit fine-ass on the
corner after that - and then you're going to want to continue for 69 miles until you come across
the Humpbackwhale on wheels sanctuary. Be careful there, they tend to get pretty stanky at this
time of night.
With that, Benjamin tipped top hat to the kind stranger and continued on his way in his Choppah.
As he passed out of sight, the stranger chuckled bonerific and cast aside his disguise, and
revleaed that he was in fact faggot OP! What dire fate lays in store for you? Tune in next week
to find out!
I'm sure it meant to ask for an adverb instead of an adjective for bonerific.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:21 No.1527106
Hey all of you nice, males I'm a transexual looking for a sloopy night out with you! I love to
trust and I play racing. I hope you're a young person cause we would be fucking all night long.
We would do it like Miley Cyrus and Brad Pitt after a night of Virgin Daquiris. If you're not
dicks and ready to sit then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/22/11(Wed)21:22 No.1527107
My favorite part was the kakariko village theme on uni adventure.
