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[_] [G] Story Tiem. Post your lulzy stories Anonymous 06/13/11(Mon)22:14 No.1523658
Hey all of you nigger, niggers I'm a nigger looking for a nigger night out with you! I love to
nigger and I play nigger. I hope you're a nigger person cause we would be nigger alll night long.
We would do it like nigger and nigger after a night of niggers. If you're not nigger and ready to
nigger then don't bother.
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>> [_] Anonymous 06/13/11(Mon)22:23 No.1523660
Hey all of you weird, shemales I'm a androgynous femboy looking for a neutered night out with
you! I love to stretch and I play with scat. I hope you're a castrated person cause we would be
gaping alll night long. We would do it like Danielle Foxx and Bill Kaulitz after a night of
semens. If you're not plugged and ready to anally violate then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/13/11(Mon)22:33 No.1523669
Asspie found themselves on the floor outside of the Sewers feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Asspie decided to go back inside but was turned away by the niggery bouncer at the
door. Asspie wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'Why are you making me get
naked?' to which the bouncer, Bill Cosby replied 'I need water rings so I can do way instain
mother.' with a look of ugly.
By this point, Asspie had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a fat Dick which was just lying in the middle of the road. Asspie who wasn't feeling too smart
decided to take a jew to walmart and fiddle with it's anus the object which teleported them to
the Sewers, which was filled with many people, all looking very shitty, Asspie wanted to talk to
them but soon passed out and found themseleves waking up in School, what had happend? Asspie
didn't want to think about it anymore and decided to forget by raping.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/13/11(Mon)22:51 No.1523678
Hey all of you dumbass, Gorillas I'm a Chimpanzee looking for a snowy night out with you! I love
to shit dick nipples and I play "beating mailmen with baseball bats". I hope you're a emo person
cause we would be shitting alll night long. We would do it like Frank West and Queen Dickleson
after a night of shitting diarrheas. If you're not retarded and ready to kick then don't bother.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/13/11(Mon)23:48 No.1523712
M00T had just finished his semester at The 4chan University. M00T was ready for the summer and
had plans to fly to /b/ and stay for >9000 weeks to fuck. Sadly M00T was tricked and ended up in
/d/ where the evil nigger had been trying to take over the villages of the happy oldfag. M00T met
Epic Fail Guy and they fuck together.
They were very horny when they found the sweaty dragon dildo that would destroy the nigger once
and for all. When they won the couple celebrated with cum until 4:20. When suddenly a homoerotic
earthquake started to destroy /d/ so the planes engines were jizzing and they were off to a
erotic vacation in /b/.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)00:01 No.1523715
Nigger found themselves on the floor outside of nigger feeling very dizzy and sick but not
knowing why. Nigger decided to go back inside but was turned away by the nigger bouncer at the
door. Nigger wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'nigger' to which the
bouncer, NIGGA replied 'nigger' with a look of nigger.
By this point, Nigger had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a nigger nigger which was just lying in the middle of the road. Nigger who wasn't feeling too
smart decided to nigger the object which teleported them to nigger, which was filled with many
people, all looking very nigger, Nigger wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in nigger, what had happend? Nigger didn't want to think about it anymore
and decided to forget by niggering.
End?
>> [_] Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)00:26 No.1523728
Furfag found themselves on the floor outside of /b/ feeling very dizzy and sick but not knowing
why. Furfag decided to go back inside but was turned away by the furry bouncer at the door.
Furfag wanted to get to the bottom of what had happend and asked 'What the dicks?!' to which the
bouncer, John replied 'YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF' with a look of retarded glee.
By this point, Furfag had given up trying to get back inside and decided to walk home but tripped
on a rancid dragon dildo which was just lying in the middle of the road. Furfag who wasn't
feeling too smart decided to rape the object which teleported them to /b/, which was filled with
many people, all looking very sexy, Furfag wanted to talk to them but soon passed out and found
themseleves waking up in Hell, what had happend? Furfag didn't want to think about it anymore and
decided to forget by yiffing.
I actually tried doing it randomly once and only changed one word from my random attempt to get
this result.
>> [_] Anonymous 06/14/11(Tue)00:30 No.1523731
Hey all of you ludicrous, Hermaphrodites I'm a Eunuch looking for a sexy night out with you! I
love to shit and I play curling. I hope you're a psychotic person cause we would be masturbating
alll night long. We would do it like Tom Cruise and Oprah after a night of Appletinis. If you're
not skeletal and ready to murder then don't bother.